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(Huffington Post)   Six things to never, ever say to women from hooterville with gigantic sweater puppies   (huffingtonpost.com ) divider line 290
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2013-02-26 09:43:01 PM  
Geez Louise. No wonder I can't get a date.
 
2013-02-26 10:11:34 PM  
Oh wonderful, another thing to be hypersensitive about.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-02-26 10:12:47 PM  
If we can't point out her big boobs, should we go back to discussing her huge ass?
 
2013-02-26 10:14:03 PM  

bingethinker: Oh wonderful, another thing to be hypersensitive about.


Add that to the list of EVERYTHING ELSE EVER EVER.
 
2013-02-26 10:18:22 PM  
List fails without "Can I motorboat those?"
 
2013-02-26 11:26:20 PM  
"So... areolas the size of dinner plates, huh?"
 
2013-02-26 11:38:01 PM  
Talk about a misleading headline in TFA: 'Big Boobs' And Other Things To Never Say To A Busty Lady (PHOTOS)

Yeah, by "PHOTOS", they meant a slide show of other apparently inappropriate comments from Facebook and Twitter, and NOT big boobs. Screw you, HuffPo. Screw you and the horse you rode in on. >:(
 
2013-02-26 11:38:09 PM  
Aww poor thing, you have the Konami Code of real life.
 
2013-02-27 12:00:21 AM  
So, I guess that means "If you didn't have huge tits, no one would even know you're alive" is not a polite thing to say?

/and the girls from Hooterville didn't have especially huge racks. They were just right.

i6.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-27 12:02:55 AM  
Jeez, she comes off as a real coont.
 
2013-02-27 12:37:19 AM  
"5. "You look just like Christina Hendricks/'Mad Men'/Marilyn Monroe/insert-50s-pin-up-here." We know this is meant as a compliment, but it pigeonholes us into a stereotype that may not be our natural style, leaving us feeling stuck. The truth is, it's a stereotype. As one colleague told us, "I could wear tighter things like Joan Holloway on 'Mad Men.' But her style is not my style, and just because we have a similar body type doesn't mean that I have to conform to one certain style, does it?"

Really honey? You have serious issues.

/goes back to making more corset lacing out of 550 cord for a couple friends with GG (H) cup breasts...
//I'm a bit desensitized to the brestesses on display... even when SERIOUSLY on display, but I still know how to properly compliment a women who looks stunning in what she has chosen to wear.
///Make eye contact. Keep eye contact, compliment the ensemble as well as the foundation.
 
2013-02-27 12:50:26 AM  
"Breasts are like model trains.  They're meant for kids, but sooner or later, dad starts playing with them."

/Forgot where I first read that.
 
2013-02-27 01:04:03 AM  
"We saw your boobs....

We saw your boobs...."
 
2013-02-27 01:04:54 AM  
bie?

eip
 
2013-02-27 01:05:36 AM  
This may or may not be a bookmark.

Reference material for posts in this thread can be found here: http://www.boobpedia.com  (Obviously NSFW)
 
2013-02-27 01:06:01 AM  

Mugato: Jeez, she comes off as a real coont.


That was #7 pon the list
 
2013-02-27 01:06:41 AM  
Wow!

Look at the TITS!
 
2013-02-27 01:06:44 AM  

Shadow Blasko: but I still know how to properly compliment a women


Pretend you can't see that "a" in compliment a women.
 
2013-02-27 01:08:52 AM  
The thing about huge tits is that they usually have a very limited shelf life. Most mid-20's or older women with huge boobs should just keep them in a bra, as they sag or roll into the armpits.

Meanwhile, smaller, perky breasts stay firm and perky for much longer.
 
2013-02-27 01:09:52 AM  
Missing:

Have you thought about losing some weight?
 
2013-02-27 01:10:06 AM  
What I say in those circumstances:
protias.com
 
2013-02-27 01:10:07 AM  
Get back in the kitchen and make my sammich.
 
2013-02-27 01:10:31 AM  
As an owner of breasticles, I must say that this woman is a twunt.
 
2013-02-27 01:12:00 AM  
Midweek boobies thread? I can haz??

/eip
 
2013-02-27 01:12:10 AM  
"What's wrong baby, are ya sick or something?"

"I have a cold"

"Hope it's not a chest cold..."

"What?"

"Because with a chest like that, it could be fatal."


/obscure?
 
2013-02-27 01:12:13 AM  
"Nice boobs!"  :-)

"You're such a DICK!"  >:-/
 
2013-02-27 01:12:24 AM  
Well, if i cant say anything about them all thats left is to stare unceasingly.
 
2013-02-27 01:12:49 AM  
"Can I get 2 pickets to Titsburgh" is still ok?
 
2013-02-27 01:12:58 AM  

Amos Quito: "Nice boobs!"  :-)

"You're such a DICK!"  >:-/


OMG .. I was LITERALLY JUST NOW trying to find your email address.

I have a good feeling about sunspot AR1682. It's starting to twitch.
 
2013-02-27 01:14:00 AM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-27 01:14:03 AM  
so basically don't mention them in any way.
 
2013-02-27 01:14:30 AM  
FTA 3. "Guys must love them." They do, but they're not the ones who have to truss them up like a chicken ready to be cooked anytime they want to leave the house.

Is that an s&m thing?
 
2013-02-27 01:15:46 AM  
Glad to see "nice tits" wasn't on the list.
 
2013-02-27 01:17:33 AM  
Is that a motorboat in your sweater or will that just be me?
 
Skr
2013-02-27 01:18:05 AM  
Accidentally saying out loud "Damnit man, look at her eyes!" is probably a no no.
 
2013-02-27 01:18:57 AM  
Is it acceptable to make motorboating sounds?
 
2013-02-27 01:21:39 AM  
bie?

eip!

/please and thank you
 
2013-02-27 01:22:23 AM  
"What's shakin'?"
 
2013-02-27 01:22:53 AM  
i46.tinypic.com
 
2013-02-27 01:23:21 AM  

megarian: As an owner of breasticles, I must say that this woman is a twunt.


You're about as qualified to speak on this topic as I'm am qualified to speak about bald mens' complaints about the comments they get. (Get it?)

Which is to say, why the fark would anyone have a problem with a human being saying, "You know, I really don't like it when I hear the same thing for the 1000th time." It's not that it's crass or rude, it's just boring and redundant. The ladies they sampled are likely perfectly capable of dealing with said comments with an eye roll and mentally putting the guys who say these on ignore. They're just helpfully pointing out that the speakers' thoughts are unoriginal and could probably spend a few seconds of review before considering that they constitute novel thoughts.

I find it quite amusing how offended people get about people pointing out things that don't offend them so much as just end a social situation.
 
2013-02-27 01:23:41 AM  
hooterville

media-3.web.britannica.com
 
2013-02-27 01:26:39 AM  

howdoibegin: megarian: As an owner of breasticles, I must say that this woman is a twunt.

You're about as qualified to speak on this topic as I'm am qualified to speak about bald mens' complaints about the comments they get. (Get it?)

Which is to say, why the fark would anyone have a problem with a human being saying, "You know, I really don't like it when I hear the same thing for the 1000th time." It's not that it's crass or rude, it's just boring and redundant. The ladies they sampled are likely perfectly capable of dealing with said comments with an eye roll and mentally putting the guys who say these on ignore. They're just helpfully pointing out that the speakers' thoughts are unoriginal and could probably spend a few seconds of review before considering that they constitute novel thoughts.

I find it quite amusing how offended people get about people pointing out things that don't offend them so much as just end a social situation.


Maybe you're right...and you probably are, but she kind of sounded like a twunt.
 
2013-02-27 01:28:16 AM  

bingethinker: Oh wonderful, another thing to be hypersensitive about.


Eh, only for about one week per month.

/Seriously, they are particularly sensitive then.
//What did you think I was talking about?
 
2013-02-27 01:30:16 AM  
i2.ytimg.com
Mama?
 
2013-02-27 01:32:01 AM  

howdoibegin: They're just helpfully pointing out that the speakers' thoughts are unoriginal


no they're really not.

they claim that saying they look like Marylin Monroe is stereotyping them. The article is nothing more than a rant about not enjoying having big boobs.
 
2013-02-27 01:35:19 AM  
ah well, i prefer small to medium anyway

shall we begin?

f1.pepst.com
 
2013-02-27 01:35:39 AM  
Tits or GTFO?
 
2013-02-27 01:36:04 AM  
i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-02-27 01:36:42 AM  
sosueme.ie
 
2013-02-27 01:36:59 AM  
I usually go with "Good LORD those are beautiful...."  but only if they actually ARE...and if I'm in a situation where I am touching them....which doesn't happen NEARLY often enough.
 
2013-02-27 01:37:32 AM  
lh3.ggpht.com
 
2013-02-27 01:38:52 AM  

Omahawg: [i.chzbgr.com image 491x700]


Ah...Selma Hayek.  she's my "free pass" girl. lmao
 
2013-02-27 01:40:08 AM  
How could you not label this one "old and busted"!?
 
2013-02-27 01:40:59 AM  

log_jammin: howdoibegin: They're just helpfully pointing out that the speakers' thoughts are unoriginal

no they're really not.

they claim that saying they look like Marylin Monroe is stereotyping them. The article is nothing more than a rant about not enjoying having big boobs.


That's cute that apparently boob size makes you look like Marylin Monroe. Quick question, how stupid are you?
 
2013-02-27 01:41:03 AM  
woody.typepad.com

I dont discriminate :)
 
2013-02-27 01:42:07 AM  

howdoibegin: That's cute that apparently boob size makes you look like Marylin Monroe. Quick question, how stupid are you?


stupid enough to actually read the farking article, unlike you apparently.
 
2013-02-27 01:44:22 AM  
cdn.ebaumsworld.com
 
2013-02-27 01:46:45 AM  

megarian: howdoibegin: megarian: As an owner of breasticles, I must say that this woman is a twunt.

You're about as qualified to speak on this topic as I'm am qualified to speak about bald mens' complaints about the comments they get. (Get it?)

Which is to say, why the fark would anyone have a problem with a human being saying, "You know, I really don't like it when I hear the same thing for the 1000th time." It's not that it's crass or rude, it's just boring and redundant. The ladies they sampled are likely perfectly capable of dealing with said comments with an eye roll and mentally putting the guys who say these on ignore. They're just helpfully pointing out that the speakers' thoughts are unoriginal and could probably spend a few seconds of review before considering that they constitute novel thoughts.

I find it quite amusing how offended people get about people pointing out things that don't offend them so much as just end a social situation.

Maybe you're right...and you probably are, but she kind of sounded like a twunt.


You're fighting the fight that really doesn't need you. Enjoy all the big tit posts that will ensue, I know I sure will. I love breasts, from small to large. It's just hard to argue against people with specific, justifiable beefs with bone-headed conversation skills. Hey, you might be on this list - I know I've turned away from many a female who thinks it'd be hilarious to point out the obvious awesome things about me.
 
2013-02-27 01:47:16 AM  
www.fuckingtits.info
 
2013-02-27 01:49:02 AM  
why do people who request bie, leave the thread and not check their email?
 
2013-02-27 01:50:43 AM  
cdn03.cdn.egotastic.com
 
2013-02-27 01:51:01 AM  
7. Ah, you must be Hillary.
 
2013-02-27 01:52:31 AM  
BOOBIES THREAD!

i53.tinypic.com

www.magweb.com

thecampofthesaints.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-27 01:53:21 AM  

kvinesknows: why do people who request bie, leave the thread and not check their email?


Because they, unlike myself, have little faith that the twin muses of temptation and exhibitionism will smile upon their weary fates.

I myself am ever vigilant and hopeful that the wondrous and artistic imagery of the gifts that only the gods can bestow upon the blessed women of these lands will grace my inbox.
 
2013-02-27 01:53:59 AM  

log_jammin: howdoibegin: They're just helpfully pointing out that the speakers' thoughts are unoriginal

no they're really not.

they claim that saying they look like Marylin Monroe is stereotyping them. The article is nothing more than a rant about not enjoying having big boobs.


Oddly enough, if TFA writer had small boobs, she would be complaining about a lack of attention because she didn't have big boobs, and/or considering implants.
 
2013-02-27 01:55:12 AM  

log_jammin: howdoibegin: That's cute that apparently boob size makes you look like Marylin Monroe. Quick question, how stupid are you?

stupid enough to actually read the farking article, unlike you apparently.


Now if only you understood it. Women who get told that they look like Marylin Monroe do not claim they are being stereotyped. They're claiming that its farking annoying to hear it over and over. But please, continue to project.
 
2013-02-27 01:55:29 AM  
Can never have enough Kathy Ireland from back in her SI days....
 
2013-02-27 01:56:30 AM  

Bob_Laublaw: Geez Louise. No wonder I can't get a date.


So, you were sitting there, typing, knowing full well that, as things stood at that moment, your post was to be the Boobies in a thread about breasts.  And, yet, you chose not to put the word "boobies" in that post, thereby also declining to acknowledge (cleverly and in a contextually appropriate way) your post's firstness?  I expected better of you, sir.
 
2013-02-27 01:57:31 AM  
www.newsgab.com
 
2013-02-27 01:58:38 AM  

FARK rebel soldier: [www.spasspics.de image 614x768]


Or on.
 
2013-02-27 01:59:13 AM  
BIE exists?
EIP
 
2013-02-27 01:59:18 AM  

howdoibegin: megarian: howdoibegin: megarian: As an owner of breasticles, I must say that this woman is a twunt.

You're about as qualified to speak on this topic as I'm am qualified to speak about bald mens' complaints about the comments they get. (Get it?)

Which is to say, why the fark would anyone have a problem with a human being saying, "You know, I really don't like it when I hear the same thing for the 1000th time." It's not that it's crass or rude, it's just boring and redundant. The ladies they sampled are likely perfectly capable of dealing with said comments with an eye roll and mentally putting the guys who say these on ignore. They're just helpfully pointing out that the speakers' thoughts are unoriginal and could probably spend a few seconds of review before considering that they constitute novel thoughts.

I find it quite amusing how offended people get about people pointing out things that don't offend them so much as just end a social situation.

Maybe you're right...and you probably are, but she kind of sounded like a twunt.

You're fighting the fight that really doesn't need you. Enjoy all the big tit posts that will ensue, I know I sure will. I love breasts, from small to large. It's just hard to argue against people with specific, justifiable beefs with bone-headed conversation skills. Hey, you might be on this list - I know I've turned away from many a female who thinks it'd be hilarious to point out the obvious awesome things about me.


Wow. I just said that the woman who wrote the article sounds like a jerk. I never said that girls getting a bit sensitive about someone's badly-thought-out comment are out of line. People get hypersensitive about things. I said that you ARE PROBABLY RIGHT. Calm the hell down. I like big boobs, small boobs, in-between boobs...all of them. Can we just agree that boobs are fantastic and move along?
 
2013-02-27 01:59:52 AM  
MILF!

gallery.xnxxmovies.info
 
2013-02-27 02:00:14 AM  
it does exist, but your email address is too long
 
2013-02-27 02:00:26 AM  

megarian: As an owner of breasticles, I must say that this woman is a twunt.


TITS or STFU
 
2013-02-27 02:03:28 AM  
swotti.starmedia.com
 
2013-02-27 02:03:52 AM  
i.imgur.com

Side order of wings please.
 
2013-02-27 02:04:05 AM  

PastaBeater: megarian: As an owner of breasticles, I must say that this woman is a twunt.

TITS or STFU


I already did my part on the last boob thread! I am obligated to sit this one out so GBTW and post pictures of boobies.
 
2013-02-27 02:04:15 AM  

kvinesknows: why do people who request bie, leave the thread and not check their email?


sigh. i'm at work. uh, working. yes, that's it.

work work work

hello, boys. i missed you last night

t1.gstatic.com
 
2013-02-27 02:04:58 AM  
Fist...Angry god..etc

red-hot-girls.com

red-hot-girls.com
 
2013-02-27 02:05:22 AM  
cdn.buzznet.com
 
2013-02-27 02:05:55 AM  
Boobs or not, the writer is clearly on the rag.
 
2013-02-27 02:06:07 AM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-27 02:07:02 AM  
hey, wait a minute. there's nothing in my email!


sigh. wait. hair/penis growth cream? oh what the hell, where's the boss's credit card at?
 
2013-02-27 02:07:56 AM  
media.comicbookmovie.com
 
2013-02-27 02:08:50 AM  
MOAR Jordan Carver:

4.bp.blogspot.com

img.red-hot-girls.com

img.red-hot-girls.com

red-hot-girls.com
 
2013-02-27 02:09:45 AM  
celebritydailypost.com
 
2013-02-27 02:09:51 AM  
List fails without RAMMING SPEED!!!
 
2013-02-27 02:09:53 AM  
omahawg is a cool name.. i hope its not because i work at he same company as you
 
2013-02-27 02:11:51 AM  
even MOAR Jordan Carver:

img.red-hot-girls.com

img.red-hot-girls.com

img.red-hot-girls.com
 
2013-02-27 02:11:52 AM  

kvinesknows: why do people who request bie, leave the thread and not check their email?


Buyer's remorse?
 
2013-02-27 02:12:32 AM  

trippdogg: Glad to see "nice tits" wasn't on the list.


Good to know

/Can't be bothered to RTFA
 
2013-02-27 02:13:25 AM  

kvinesknows: omahawg is a cool name.. i hope its not because i work at he same company as you


depends?

kinda doubt it though
 
2013-02-27 02:14:04 AM  

Snotnose: List fails without "Can I motorboat those?"

THIS
 
2013-02-27 02:14:21 AM  

Jument: Tits or GTFO?


Not listed. Feel free to continue using this phrase.
 
2013-02-27 02:14:37 AM  
oh you wear depends?okay i am sure i dont know you then
 
2013-02-27 02:15:29 AM  
media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-27 02:16:30 AM  

FARK rebel soldier: hooterville

[media-3.web.britannica.com image 550x424]


Is that Seattle? Looks like Smith Tower in the background and Puget Sound to the left...
 
2013-02-27 02:16:46 AM  

kvinesknows: oh you wear depends?okay i am sure i dont know you then


i'm not that old yet!

i'm a spring chicken still

44 skidoo?
 
2013-02-27 02:17:01 AM  
th06.deviantart.net

images5.pinporn.com

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-27 02:17:21 AM  
t2.gstatic.com
 
2013-02-27 02:18:00 AM  
mixedsluts.com
 
2013-02-27 02:20:20 AM  
thechive.files.wordpress.com

www.byhero.com


My work here is done...for now.
 
2013-02-27 02:20:59 AM  
Address too long? Never had that one before hahaha.
The threat of BIE was too awesome must be like a unicorn.
 
2013-02-27 02:21:42 AM  

Omahawg:


I have to make sure: this isn't from a BIE, right?

Because that would be very mean to those who enjoy BIEs and would like them to continue.


And thank you for the good work thusfar ;)
 
2013-02-27 02:22:56 AM  

Omahawg:


(That reply was in reference to the lovely blue-bra lady.)
 
2013-02-27 02:23:39 AM  

megarian: Omahawg:

I have to make sure: this isn't from a BIE, right?

Because that would be very mean to those who enjoy BIEs and would like them to continue.

And thank you for the good work thusfar ;)


what? bie has rules

strict, strict rules that I would never in any way endanger 'cause that would be wrong and sinful and make me a bad, bad person
 
2013-02-27 02:24:44 AM  

Omahawg: megarian: Omahawg:

I have to make sure: this isn't from a BIE, right?

Because that would be very mean to those who enjoy BIEs and would like them to continue.

And thank you for the good work thusfar ;)

what? bie has rules

strict, strict rules that I would never in any way endanger 'cause that would be wrong and sinful and make me a bad, bad person


and also shunned, ridiculed, and never ever get bie again. and who wants that?
 
2013-02-27 02:25:30 AM  
had=heard/read oops preview didn't even help this time.  24 hr shifts suck + 4 extra hrs for training YAY me!
 
2013-02-27 02:25:37 AM  
damn it, janet
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-27 02:26:05 AM  

Omahawg: megarian: Omahawg:

I have to make sure: this isn't from a BIE, right?

Because that would be very mean to those who enjoy BIEs and would like them to continue.

And thank you for the good work thusfar ;)

what? bie has rules

strict, strict rules that I would never in any way endanger 'cause that would be wrong and sinful and make me a bad, bad person


It just looked like it had the potential to be.

Thank ya! Carry on!
 
2013-02-27 02:27:19 AM  
I love boobs
 
2013-02-27 02:27:28 AM  
From TFA: "Do unto others' breasts as you would have done onto your own."

I don't think the author thought this one all the way through.....
 
2013-02-27 02:27:55 AM  
www.eioba.com
 
2013-02-27 02:39:23 AM  
t1.gstatic.com
 
2013-02-27 02:41:09 AM  
List fails without "Tig Ol' Bitties."

headblitz.com
 
2013-02-27 02:42:30 AM  

megarian: As an owner of breasticles,


We have no proof of your claim.
 
2013-02-27 02:46:12 AM  
Am I the only one here who thinks she's complaining about the comment's she hears about breast's from other women?
 
2013-02-27 02:48:38 AM  

OgreMagi: megarian: As an owner of breasticles,

We have no proof of your claim.


I would provide proof, but they are outside right now because they've been acting up and I don't want them chewing on the furniture.
 
2013-02-27 02:50:12 AM  

megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: As an owner of breasticles,

We have no proof of your claim.

I would provide proof, but they are outside right now because they've been acting up and I don't want them chewing on the furniture.


I have the strangest boner right now.
 
2013-02-27 02:50:54 AM  

zepillin: Am I the only one here who thinks she's complaining about the comment's she hears about breast's from other women?


That was my issue. She sounded bitter, not legitimately annoyed.
 
2013-02-27 03:12:09 AM  
Hey I will stop asking about your colossal jigglypuffs when I stop being asked about the bulge in the front of my pants. It's like a dude can't wear slacks with boxers underneath anymore without the office becoming worse than an opening night showing of Magic Mike...women are cra-zee
 
2013-02-27 03:16:22 AM  
nobody ever objectifies scrawny bespectacled booknerds.

no, no one.

blogoporno.com
 
2013-02-27 03:17:30 AM  
6.asset.soup.io
 
2013-02-27 03:20:56 AM  
"Got milk?"
 
2013-02-27 03:21:16 AM  
'Is it true you can survive for two months on the water you store in those?'
 
2013-02-27 03:23:52 AM  

Omahawg: ah well, i prefer small to medium anyway

shall we begin?

[f1.pepst.com image 480x372]


Think of the hair down below.
 
2013-02-27 03:25:12 AM  

The more you eat the more you fart: [th06.deviantart.net image 300x188]

[images5.pinporn.com image 192x288]

[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x725]


My, ummm, Member of Congress would fit between those.
 
2013-02-27 03:25:30 AM  
guess I'll make a contribution.
fc02.deviantart.net
Seriously she's got a ton of NSFW on deviantart like this and this and oh lord this.
 
2013-02-27 03:27:54 AM  

encyclopediaplushuman: guess I'll make a contribution.
[fc02.deviantart.net image 850x1283]
Seriously she's got a ton of NSFW on deviantart like this and this and oh lord this.


ohgoddammitthankyousomuch.
 
2013-02-27 03:28:29 AM  
WOAH! Safesense saved the hell out of me there.
I like her style!!
 
2013-02-27 03:31:43 AM  

howdoibegin: megarian: As an owner of breasticles, I must say that this woman is a twunt.

You're about as qualified to speak on this topic as I'm am qualified to speak about bald mens' complaints about the comments they get. (Get it?)

Which is to say, why the fark would anyone have a problem with a human being saying, "You know, I really don't like it when I hear the same thing for the 1000th time." It's not that it's crass or rude, it's just boring and redundant. The ladies they sampled are likely perfectly capable of dealing with said comments with an eye roll and mentally putting the guys who say these on ignore. They're just helpfully pointing out that the speakers' thoughts are unoriginal and could probably spend a few seconds of review before considering that they constitute novel thoughts.

I find it quite amusing how offended people get about people pointing out things that don't offend them so much as just end a social situation.


Doubleplusgood. I lost a whole cup size in basic training and immediately started meeting a more interesting class of men.
 
2013-02-27 03:34:14 AM  
Like two fat little boys, wrestling under a blanket.

/obscure?

www.filehurricane.com
 
2013-02-27 03:37:08 AM  

Omahawg: Omahawg: megarian: Omahawg:

I have to make sure: this isn't from a BIE, right?

Because that would be very mean to those who enjoy BIEs and would like them to continue.

And thank you for the good work thusfar ;)

what? bie has rules

strict, strict rules that I would never in any way endanger 'cause that would be wrong and sinful and make me a bad, bad person

and also shunned, ridiculed, and never ever get bie again. and who wants that?


I have had you favied for a very long time...I thought perhaps for just two reasons. Now I know three.
 
2013-02-27 03:40:49 AM  

powhound: Omahawg: Omahawg: megarian: Omahawg:

I have to make sure: this isn't from a BIE, right?

Because that would be very mean to those who enjoy BIEs and would like them to continue.

And thank you for the good work thusfar ;)

what? bie has rules

strict, strict rules that I would never in any way endanger 'cause that would be wrong and sinful and make me a bad, bad person

and also shunned, ridiculed, and never ever get bie again. and who wants that?

I have had you favied for a very long time...I thought perhaps for just two reasons. Now I know three.


three?

img2.timeinc.net
 
2013-02-27 03:42:08 AM  

howdoibegin: log_jammin: howdoibegin: That's cute that apparently boob size makes you look like Marylin Monroe. Quick question, how stupid are you?

stupid enough to actually read the farking article, unlike you apparently.

Now if only you understood it. Women who get told that they look like Marylin Monroe do not claim they are being stereotyped. They're claiming that its farking annoying to hear it over and over. But please, continue to project.


Holy fark. log_jammin explicitly points out to you that what you're saying reveals a lack of familiarity the article says, and you still refuse to read the article, as indicated by the complete lack of comprehension you exhibited of why he/she was referring back to the article. How hard is it to
Read.
The.
Farking.
Article.

It isn't even long! But fine:Here, for your convenience, is the passage in question:

FTFA:  5. "You look just like Christina Hendricks/'Mad Men'/Marilyn Monroe/insert-50s-pin-up-here." We know this is meant as a compliment, but it pigeonholes us into a stereotype that may not be our natural style, leaving us feeling stuck. The truth is, it's a stereotype.


Not all big-breasted women say that, but the author of the article did, and her writing is what was being discussed. She said it twice, in fact -- so you could not possibly have missed it, unless you persistently refused to actually RTFA.

When someone (clearly correctly) notes you did not RTFA, don't just double down (no pun intended) on your ignorance, unless you want to baffle people with your determination to remain clueless.


/or were you trolling?
 
2013-02-27 03:42:37 AM  
filefap.com
 
2013-02-27 03:43:36 AM  
filefap.com
 
2013-02-27 03:46:02 AM  

crabsno termites: encyclopediaplushuman: guess I'll make a contribution.
[fc02.deviantart.net image 850x1283]
Seriously she's got a ton of NSFW on deviantart like this and this and oh lord this.

ohgoddammitthankyousomuch.


And just because you were nice enough to reply.....more NSFW. That dude's gallery.
 
2013-02-27 03:46:46 AM  
Its a unicorn!!
 
2013-02-27 03:51:34 AM  
media1.break.com
 
2013-02-27 03:52:24 AM  
ftfm:

Isildur: a lack of familiarity

with what the article says,

or

Isildur: a lack of familiarity

with the article says,
 
2013-02-27 03:52:34 AM  
Thank you,

encyclopediaplushuman :)
 
2013-02-27 03:52:44 AM  

encyclopediaplushuman: crabsno termites: encyclopediaplushuman: guess I'll make a contribution.
[fc02.deviantart.net image 850x1283]
Seriously she's got a ton of NSFW on deviantart like this and this and oh lord this.

ohgoddammitthankyousomuch.

And just because you were nice enough to reply.....more NSFW. That dude's gallery.


OHTHANKYOUSOGODDAMVERYMUCH!
 
2013-02-27 03:59:31 AM  

blottoman: [media1.break.com image 500x726]


You want asian? I'll give you asian.
1.bp.blogspot.com
isaminorthreat.files.wordpress.com
www.pulsarmedia.eu
 
2013-02-27 04:01:04 AM  

The more you eat the more you fart: Thank you,

encyclopediaplushuman :)


Have fun, run around for a month. And if you like it, pay Drew $5 and keep going nuts.
 
2013-02-27 04:02:56 AM  

encyclopediaplushuman: You want asian? I'll give you asian


GIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMME!
 
2013-02-27 04:06:13 AM  

crabsno termites: encyclopediaplushuman: crabsno termites: encyclopediaplushuman: guess I'll make a contribution.
[fc02.deviantart.net image 850x1283]
Seriously she's got a ton of NSFW on deviantart like this and this and oh lord this.

ohgoddammitthankyousomuch.

And just because you were nice enough to reply.....more NSFW. That dude's gallery.

OHTHANKYOUSOGODDAMVERYMUCH!


Invoking the power of Google. NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW VERY NSFW

/have nothing better to do
 
2013-02-27 04:13:46 AM  

encyclopediaplushuman: crabsno termites: encyclopediaplushuman: crabsno termites: encyclopediaplushuman: guess I'll make a contribution.
[fc02.deviantart.net image 850x1283]
Seriously she's got a ton of NSFW on deviantart like this and this and oh lord this.

ohgoddammitthankyousomuch.

And just because you were nice enough to reply.....more NSFW. That dude's gallery.

OHTHANKYOUSOGODDAMVERYMUCH!

Invoking the power of Google. NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW VERY NSFW

/have nothing better to do




Is there anything better to do?
 
2013-02-27 04:15:32 AM  

encyclopediaplushuman: The more you eat the more you fart: Thank you,

encyclopediaplushuman :)

Have fun, run around for a month. And if you like it, pay Drew $5 and keep going nuts.


lol indeed
 
2013-02-27 04:17:33 AM  

crabsno termites: Is there anything better to do?


Well indeed. I rarely get on booby or nsfw threads, as I tend to be rarely sexual at all.

Normally I have something much better to do....Like This
 
2013-02-27 04:18:24 AM  

encyclopediaplushuman: blottoman: [media1.break.com image 500x726]

You want asian? I'll give you asian.
[1.bp.blogspot.com image 342x512]
[isaminorthreat.files.wordpress.com image 800x1182]
[www.pulsarmedia.eu image 850x531]


I salute you.

forum-img.pinside.com
 
2013-02-27 04:26:04 AM  

encyclopediaplushuman: crabsno termites: Is there anything better to do?

Well indeed. I rarely get on booby or nsfw threads, as I tend to be rarely sexual at all.

Normally I have something much better to do....Like This




Oh. I had thought so much better of you. Ponies are for eating. No fave for you.
 
2013-02-27 04:26:12 AM  
lh3.ggpht.com
25.media.tumblr.com
www.scandalouslyclassy.com
 
2013-02-27 04:37:40 AM  

blottoman:


Your image sources are improving.
 
2013-02-27 04:40:29 AM  

crabsno termites: encyclopediaplushuman: crabsno termites: Is there anything better to do?

Well indeed. I rarely get on booby or nsfw threads, as I tend to be rarely sexual at all.

Normally I have something much better to do....Like This



Oh. I had thought so much better of you. Ponies are for eating. No fave for you.


Haha. So you're either Ikea or the UK. Ponies rock, the fandom gives me all the faves I need.
 
2013-02-27 04:40:29 AM  

howdoibegin: Women who get told that they look like Marylin Monroe do not claim they are being stereotyped.


5. "You look just like Christina Hendricks/'Mad Men'/Marilyn Monroe/insert-50s-pin-up-here." We know this is meant as a compliment, but it pigeonholes us into a stereotype that may not be our natural style, leaving us feeling stuck. The truth is, it's a stereotype. As one colleague told us, "I could wear tighter things like Joan Holloway on 'Mad Men.' But her style is not my style, and just because we have a similar body type doesn't mean that I have to conform to one certain style, does it?"

you're a farking idiot.
 
2013-02-27 04:42:57 AM  

encyclopediaplushuman: blottoman:

Your image sources are improving.


thanx

/till next time...
 
2013-02-27 04:46:28 AM  

encyclopediaplushuman: crabsno termites: encyclopediaplushuman: crabsno termites: Is there anything better to do?

Well indeed. I rarely get on booby or nsfw threads, as I tend to be rarely sexual at all.

Normally I have something much better to do....Like This

Oh. I had thought so much better of you. Ponies are for eating. No fave for you.

Haha. So you're either Ikea or the UK. Ponies rock, the fandom gives me all the faves I need.




Actually, left coast U.S. Physics? Have younger son writing dissertation in physics (optics, have no idea where he got that, I'm biochem/physiology). Will rethink the fave.

/Horse meat good, in spite of the farking media.
 
2013-02-27 04:48:02 AM  
 it doesn't make it any easier to fit into low-cut tops, keep our button-down shirts from gaping and inadvertently exposing ourselves during board meetings

If you're having this problem, the people making the "stop complaining" comments are probably mocking your dumb ass for dressing like a literal whore at board meetings instead of wearing a button-up shirt like a responsible adult, rather than actually making fun of your figure by itself.
 
2013-02-27 04:49:25 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Oddly enough, if TFA writer had small boobs, she would be complaining about a lack of attention because she didn't have big boobs, and/or considering implants.


I don't doubt that in the least.
 
2013-02-27 05:25:36 AM  
you people talk a lot. talk is cheap. your mom is cheap. your mom talks a lot.

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-27 05:28:00 AM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-27 05:31:58 AM  
1.purplecdn.com
 
2013-02-27 06:35:20 AM  
i1126.photobucket.com

i1126.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-27 06:37:33 AM  
i1126.photobucket.com

i1126.photobucket.com

That's all I can manage for now, gotta go to work. I look forward to great things from this thread.
 
2013-02-27 06:48:18 AM  
Big Boob thread?  [clicks]

Yep.
 
2013-02-27 06:56:17 AM  
s23.postimage.org
Is this some kinda bust?
 
2013-02-27 06:57:54 AM  
Not a bookmark..
/ just marking a campground...
 
2013-02-27 07:03:22 AM  
Gadzooks, I hope it's not too late to bookmark.
 
2013-02-27 07:11:21 AM  
www.funtasticzone.com
 
2013-02-27 07:16:17 AM  
Like any man on earth would say ANY of those 6 things.
 
2013-02-27 07:21:22 AM  
i55.tinypic.com
 
2013-02-27 07:34:52 AM  
Well... it's very impressive, yes, but we need to ask you a few questions.
 
2013-02-27 07:38:49 AM  
Dang, I'm always late for the BIE thread.

EIP is correct though just in case.
 
2013-02-27 07:45:14 AM  
images.t-nation.com
 
2013-02-27 07:48:53 AM  
tl;dr:
"I'm insecure about my body.  Please don't mention anything about it."
 
2013-02-27 07:51:09 AM  
BIE?  EIP :)
 
2013-02-27 07:52:03 AM  
Shame. BIE is always fun :(
 
2013-02-27 08:11:22 AM  
Nothing brings Farkers together like an epic boob thread...

I guess somethings are universal afterall
 
2013-02-27 08:20:35 AM  
Two boob threads in less than a week, my cup runneth over, so to speak.
 
2013-02-27 08:23:09 AM  
As someone married to a woman with big boobs, the best thing to say is NOTHING AT ALL. Because good or bad, it's all taken as bad.
 
2013-02-27 08:28:33 AM  
Mid-week BIE thread?

/EIP
 
2013-02-27 08:30:48 AM  

Towermonkey: Two boob threads in less than a week, my cup runneth over, so to speak.



Given this thread... a smaller bra could make many a cup runneth over... and that would be a beautiful thing
 
2013-02-27 08:42:31 AM  
Yikes, I wonder if people approach the author of TFA with the breast reduction comment? I can't imagine someone starting with that line... which leads me to believe that it comes up in conversation and TFA author is just really touchy about it. What would she have to complain about if she got a reduction?

Reminds me of that buzzfeed article about eating kosher (which makes it sound like the author is just a massive whinger, and doesn't help out with the whole ethnic stereotype...).
 
2013-02-27 08:42:38 AM  

CeroX: Towermonkey: Two boob threads in less than a week, my cup runneth over, so to speak.


Given this thread... a smaller bra could make many a cup runneth over... and that would be a beautiful thing


Oh yes. Hell of a way to start my morning. Coffee and sweater meat. Better than bacon.

I used to be married to a girl who got... festively plump after the wedding. She insisted on wearing bras that were too small (the I'm-not-gonna-buy-bras-at-Lane-Bryant argument)... quadraboob is not attractive outside the bedroom.
 
2013-02-27 08:48:02 AM  

Bob_Laublaw: Geez Louise. No wonder I can't get a date.


Bah! I often joke with my friend about her boobs.

O rany ! One sa prawdziwe?
(Wow! Are those real?)
 
2013-02-27 08:55:52 AM  
Bookmark.
 
2013-02-27 09:04:28 AM  

Shadow Blasko: kvinesknows: why do people who request bie, leave the thread and not check their email?

Because they, unlike myself, have little faith that the twin muses of temptation and exhibitionism will smile upon their weary fates.

I myself am ever vigilant and hopeful that the wondrous and artistic imagery of the gifts that only the gods can bestow upon the blessed women of these lands will grace my inbox.


Because in all honesty I've recieved BIE twice. Once was from LBJ, who bless her heart, BIE'd everyone. The other was from a TF thread where tattoos and pinup styles were being discussed, and it wasn't a BIE so much as a 'awesome tattoo in pinup style on a hot chick' in email..? (And if you're reading this, ya).

But I always toss down a EIP/BIE because women are awesome to look at.
 
2013-02-27 09:06:59 AM  
Why is "you have nice eyes" an acceptable compliment but "you have nice boobs" isn't?
 
2013-02-27 09:13:09 AM  
Every article I read from the Huffington Post makes me hate it more and more and makes it more difficult for me to hold back any sort of misogynistic feelings I have.

Fortunately I then remember that most women I know aren't hypersensitive whiny whores like these writers and then I calm down.
 
2013-02-27 09:14:51 AM  

SlagginOff: Every article I read from the Huffington Post makes me hate it more and more and makes it more difficult for me to hold back any sort of misogynistic feelings I have.

Fortunately I then remember that most women I know aren't hypersensitive whiny whores like these writers and then I calm down.


Well said.
 
2013-02-27 09:15:46 AM  
Now how am I supposed to work now?
 
2013-02-27 09:15:53 AM  
BIE thread perhaps?

EIP!
 
2013-02-27 09:34:10 AM  
I've had the pleasure of knowing a couple of amply-endowed ladies, and they often complained about guys staring.  One basically never wore anything revealing or low-cut, and it still didn't stop her boss from staring right at her chest (which, admittedly, is magnificent, even without cleavage showing).

Still, I would think that having these distractions would still be better than the alternative.

/then again, I've only had to deal with these moobies, so maybe I'm wrong
//BIE?
///EIP!
 
2013-02-27 09:34:56 AM  
I forget....what was this about?
 
2013-02-27 09:38:17 AM  
I always feel like the BIE/EIP is like a grenade toss, you never know how close you are till it goes off

/and now no work due to snow..
//and this thread
 
2013-02-27 09:46:13 AM  
Not a bookmark

/ yes it is
// BIE ?
/// EIP...
 
2013-02-27 09:52:39 AM  

ZAZ: If we can't point out her big boobs, should we go back to discussing her huge ass sweet, sweet can?


FTFY
 
2013-02-27 10:05:15 AM  

gunther_bumpass: "What's wrong baby, are ya sick or something?"

"I have a cold"

"Hope it's not a chest cold..."

"What?"

"Because with a chest like that, it could be fatal."


/obscure?


The works of Frank Cho shouldn't be obscure.
 
2013-02-27 10:06:36 AM  
I bartended for a number of years.  It's funny how some women will have such huge breasts that they have to actually set them on the bar.  Some (read: most) of these women would wear low-cut/décolletage baring outfits.

It's funny how many of them get offended when the wrong man dares to look at them.  As the bartender, they would rarely get mad at me, but if some guy they don't approve of looks at them, these chicks would get all pissed off.

Now, if some cute, rich guy was hitting on them, they usually just undid another button on their shirt.

Boobs are nice.  I don't understand why women would care if anyone (male or female) enjoys looking at them.  It's the same thing as looking at a pretty face, nice ass or (if you're into them) her toned legs.  Most women enjoy showing off their assets.  Of course, a lot of women don't even know what their true assets are.

Anyway, BIE, EIP?  Like I said, boobs are nice - especially new ones I've never seen before.

Also, if you ever need to calm down, just say this word in a long drawn out manner.   Hooters.

Hhhhooooooooooooottttttttttttteeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrssssssssssssssssssss sss s

I've never seen it fail to calm someone down, male or female.
 
2013-02-27 10:07:04 AM  
i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-02-27 10:11:14 AM  

Omahawg: three?

[img2.timeinc.net image 320x463]


Does the new Total Recall have a tripletits mutant?
 
2013-02-27 10:15:09 AM  

FARK rebel soldier: Omahawg: three?

[img2.timeinc.net image 320x463]

Does the new Total Recall have a tripletits mutant?


Yep though the movie kinda tanked
 
2013-02-27 10:16:15 AM  
this is a bookmark
 
2013-02-27 10:20:19 AM  
Is this the thread where I EIP for BIE?

Found this in a GIS for "hooterville sweater puppies"

rlv.zcache.com
 
2013-02-27 10:22:22 AM  
i.imgur.com

so we don't stall out

/bie/eip
 
2013-02-27 10:24:40 AM  
Well... Ok. It's a slow day at work. Maybe just a post or two.

SFW

NSFW

NSFW

(NSFW)
 
2013-02-27 10:30:27 AM  
This is a bookmark...

BIE?
EIP

thanks so very, very much in advance
 
2013-02-27 10:32:33 AM  
Hmmm, the article doesn't mention "Can I touch them?" In my experience, that doesn't go over so well in most situations.
 
2013-02-27 10:33:41 AM  
 
2013-02-27 10:41:58 AM  
Check out our slideshow of more unacceptable comments:

Well, that sentence started fine. Fortunately, this thread brought it to fruition.
 
2013-02-27 10:45:27 AM  

Khryswhy: I bartended for a number of years.  It's funny how some women will have such huge breasts that they have to actually set them on the bar.  Some (read: most) of these women would wear low-cut/décolletage baring outfits.

It's funny how many of them get offended when the wrong man dares to look at them.  As the bartender, they would rarely get mad at me, but if some guy they don't approve of looks at them, these chicks would get all pissed off.

Now, if some cute, rich guy was hitting on them, they usually just undid another button on their shirt.


Remember, to find women at bars or anywhere in life:
Be Handsome.
Be Attractive.
Don't Be Unattractive.
 
2013-02-27 10:48:22 AM  

stpickrell: Khryswhy: I bartended for a number of years.  It's funny how some women will have such huge breasts that they have to actually set them on the bar.  Some (read: most) of these women would wear low-cut/décolletage baring outfits.

It's funny how many of them get offended when the wrong man dares to look at them.  As the bartender, they would rarely get mad at me, but if some guy they don't approve of looks at them, these chicks would get all pissed off.

Now, if some cute, rich guy was hitting on them, they usually just undid another button on their shirt.

Remember, to find women at bars or anywhere in life:
Be Handsome.
Be Attractive.
Don't Be Unattractive.


I don't think the finding part was ever the problem for any interested guy/girl
 
2013-02-27 11:21:45 AM  

zepillin: Am I the only one here who thinks she's complaining about the comment's she hears about breast's from other women?


That's what I was thinking.
 
2013-02-27 11:24:10 AM  
I've always heard it said that when clothed you should avoid the topic unless she brings it up (and honestly I've never had a clothed woman ask me what I thought of her breasts...), but heap on all the attention and compliments about them once they're out in the open (also never had a naked woman ask me what I thought about her breasts- and no, not for a lack of seeing naked women...).

My girlfriend though is more amused by the opposite in a sense: the fact that her taking her bra off will pretty much totally derail whatever I was saying/thinking. :p
 
2013-02-27 11:32:36 AM  
This. And what about a list of things TO say?

"Hi. Nice to see you."
"How's life?"
-any typical small talk
-what Shadow Blasko said

I mean, a woman with nice breasts is still a PERSON.

Hell, _I_ have nice boobs. Of course, I'm a guy, so there are all sorts of other things I hear.

Okay, mostly one specific sort of thing. And I'm working on that. Gym in 26 minutes and all that.
 
2013-02-27 11:40:06 AM  

log_jammin: howdoibegin: They're just helpfully pointing out that the speakers' thoughts are unoriginal

no they're really not.

they claim that saying they look like Marylin Monroe is stereotyping them. The article is nothing more than a rant about not enjoying having big boobs.


*Marilyn

Sorry. Felt a need.
 
2013-02-27 11:41:48 AM  
Gotta love a midweek boob thread!

/BIE?
//EIP
 
2013-02-27 11:43:30 AM  
i758.photobucket.comi758.photobucket.comi758.photobucket.com


/Sorry late to thread
//BIE Please?  EIP
 
2013-02-27 11:52:05 AM  
sent the link to my 44 y.o. G cup gf. she lol at the whole article. most folks never say such things. to herband she usually doesn't get in a twist when they do.
 
2013-02-27 11:53:25 AM  
i758.photobucket.comi758.photobucket.comi758.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-27 11:54:21 AM  
Awesome thread so far...

BIE/EIP?
 
2013-02-27 11:55:18 AM  

Grandemadaca: ZAZ: If we can't point out her big boobs, should we go back to discussing her huge ass sweet, sweet can?

FTFY


i758.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-27 12:01:01 PM  

howdoibegin: megarian: As an owner of breasticles, I must say that this woman is a twunt.

You're about as qualified to speak on this topic as I'm am qualified to speak about bald mens' complaints about the comments they get. (Get it?)

Which is to say, why the fark would anyone have a problem with a human being saying, "You know, I really don't like it when I hear the same thing for the 1000th time." It's not that it's crass or rude, it's just boring and redundant. The ladies they sampled are likely perfectly capable of dealing with said comments with an eye roll and mentally putting the guys who say these on ignore. They're just helpfully pointing out that the speakers' thoughts are unoriginal and could probably spend a few seconds of review before considering that they constitute novel thoughts.

I find it quite amusing how offended people get about people pointing out things that don't offend them so much as just end a social situation.


As I read it most of those comments were coming from other women.

"You look just like Christina Hendricks/'Mad Men'/Marilyn Monroe/insert-50s-pin-up-here." We know this is meant as a compliment, but it pigeonholes us into a stereotype that may not be our natural style, leaving us feeling stuck. The truth is, it's a stereotype. As one colleague told us, "I could wear tighter things like Joan Holloway on 'Mad Men.' But her style is not my style, and just because we have a similar body type doesn't mean that I have to conform to one certain style, does it?"

It's not a stereotype, it's a comparison.  And how do you get from "You look like X" to "You should dress like X"?

Stupid article.  But I am not complaining.
 
2013-02-27 12:11:53 PM  
keypusher:
It's not a stereotype, it's a comparison.  And how do you get from "You look like X" to "You should dress like X"?


You speak like you've never lived with a woman...
 
2013-02-27 12:37:52 PM  
The problem with boobs is that once you've seen one, you want to see them all. Eip
 
2013-02-27 12:41:41 PM  
"Would you like help caring those" still OK then?
 
2013-02-27 12:43:37 PM  

bingethinker: Oh wonderful, another thing to be hypersensitive about.


If common courtesy is considered being hypersensitive, you  might have some issues. It's not actually polite to draw attention to people's body parts in most situations. And it's usually a bad idea to use the same line they've heard a thousand times ("Why yes, I am tall, no, I am not trying out for the basketball team, yes, the weather's fine up here, get a new line before I get a new friend").

/Seriously, people.  Common farking courtesy. It's  not that hard. And I speak as someone with farking Asperger's Syndrome.
 
2013-02-27 12:45:53 PM  
I'm still recovering from Friday's thread
 
2013-02-27 12:47:54 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-27 12:49:17 PM  
 
2013-02-27 12:50:20 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-27 12:51:47 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-27 12:52:59 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-27 12:55:44 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-27 12:57:16 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-27 01:02:34 PM  

Banned on the Run: I'm still recovering from Friday's thread


we salute you sir!
 
2013-02-27 01:04:51 PM  

Banned on the Run: I'm still recovering from Friday's thread


Yeah, I had 2nd degree burns too.
 
2013-02-27 01:06:02 PM  
shameless bookmark
 
2013-02-27 01:14:06 PM  
"Nice to see you both again", said while pointing at the chesticles.  Guaranteed to ruin a friendship.
 
2013-02-27 01:16:49 PM  
I have one of these:
i536.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-27 01:26:08 PM  

Banned on the Run: I'm still recovering from Friday's thread


There was a Friday thread? I missed it! Anyone link?
 
2013-02-27 02:00:26 PM  

kroonermanblack: Banned on the Run: I'm still recovering from Friday's thread

There was a Friday thread? I missed it! Anyone link?



Here it is in all its 1166 post glory
 
2013-02-27 02:01:11 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-27 02:02:34 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-27 02:04:19 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-27 02:07:36 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-27 02:09:16 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-27 02:14:11 PM  
The HuffPo Wymyn page has been a boatload of fail this past week. Did the crew from Hillaryis44 take over?
 
2013-02-27 02:44:00 PM  

Banned on the Run: [i216.photobucket.com image 416x520]


Whoa. NIce
 
2013-02-27 03:06:50 PM  
This thread is awesome!

/bie?
//eip!
 
2013-02-27 03:29:07 PM  
I would have gone with "6 things no one has ever said to Gwen Stefani"
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-02-27 04:23:58 PM  
ChildOfBhaal

Farker's boobies filter now has a metafilter that hides the boobies if it triggers the boobies filter. Too many people were taking advantage of the time warp punishment feature.
 
2013-02-27 05:28:17 PM  

Banned on the Run: [24.media.tumblr.com image 395x750]


24.media.tumblr.com

I would watch any TV show she appears in.  She is arguably the hottest chick I've ever seen.  She should be on any show that needs a quick ratings boost.  What is her name?
 
2013-02-27 05:40:37 PM  

MOGGEE: Banned on the Run: [24.media.tumblr.com image 395x750]

[24.media.tumblr.com image 395x750]

I would watch any TV show she appears in.  She is arguably the hottest chick I've ever seen.  She should be on any show that needs a quick ratings boost.  What is her name?


Google tells me it thinks that's Demi Rose Mawby.
 
2013-02-27 05:58:13 PM  
wait... whut happened just there?
 
2013-02-27 06:04:05 PM  
 
2013-02-27 07:03:24 PM  
dc443.4shared.com

bie flock o' seagulls?

eip
 
2013-02-27 07:04:30 PM  
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2013-02-27 07:06:17 PM  
storage.canalblog.com
 
2013-02-27 07:37:49 PM  
pixrama.com

moar Demi Rose Mawby
 
2013-02-27 07:44:17 PM  
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
/unknown
 
2013-02-27 08:18:35 PM  

kvinesknows: why do people who request bie, leave the thread and not check their email?


I would NEVER do that.  I always follow the rules and profusely thank the generous donor.
'Cause I really like boobs.

/EIP
 
2013-02-27 08:24:33 PM  

megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: As an owner of breasticles,

We have no proof of your claim.

I would provide proof, but they are outside right now because they've been acting up and I don't want them chewing on the furniture.


O_o

Now I'm even more curious about them.
 
2013-02-27 08:28:18 PM  

Banned on the Run: NSFW


Good taste, Sir.
 
2013-02-27 08:29:24 PM  
"Say, where ya from?"

"Hooterville."

"Ye don't say."
 
2013-02-27 08:42:04 PM  
Ahhhh. Makes the ol' testosterone burble, just in time for karate class. Thank you, image posters.

/And thank you in advance
//to any Farkettes
///Who might BIE
////to the EIP

---* Sakhmet *---
 
2013-02-27 08:45:23 PM  

kvinesknows: why do people who request bie, leave the thread and not check their email?


We've come to expect disappointment.
 
2013-02-27 08:59:37 PM  

Dissociater: kvinesknows: why do people who request bie, leave the thread and not check their email?

We've come to expect disappointment.


I'd check my email if I thought anything was coming
 
2013-02-27 09:04:31 PM  

megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: As an owner of breasticles,

We have no proof of your claim.

I would provide proof, but they are outside right now because they've been acting up and I don't want them chewing on the furniture.


I just want you to know that this comment got you favorited in a lovely shade of Red 4 with the tag 'Free-range boobs'.
 
2013-02-27 09:12:59 PM  
I thought GD was the only one who sent BIE, and she's gone. I apologize to the other thoughtful, considerate, generous, munificent -- nay, saintly! -- Farkettes who would grace an unworthy supplicant with the... whatever, you get the picture. (As I would like to.)

/EIP
 
2013-02-27 09:21:14 PM  

Gawdzila: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: As an owner of breasticles,

We have no proof of your claim.

I would provide proof, but they are outside right now because they've been acting up and I don't want them chewing on the furniture.

O_o


I hope they don't look like that. But I give love equally to bewbs of all sizes, so I'd still want crave pics.

/and by "give love," I mean fap to
//tho motorboating is also offered
///as is pretty much anything else
 
2013-02-27 09:47:52 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: The thing about huge tits is that they usually have a very limited shelf life. Most mid-20's or older women with huge boobs should just keep them in a bra, as they sag or roll into the armpits.

Meanwhile, smaller, perky breasts stay firm and perky for much longer.


That's all well and good if one prefers small perky tits.

Pass.
 
2013-02-27 09:51:13 PM  

John Buck 41: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: The thing about huge tits is that they usually have a very limited shelf life. Most mid-20's or older women with huge boobs should just keep them in a bra, as they sag or roll into the armpits.

Meanwhile, smaller, perky breasts stay firm and perky for much longer.

That's all well and good if one prefers small perky tits.

Pass.


Perky (nsfw) is never bad
 
2013-02-27 09:53:11 PM  
Who would say no to this (nsfw)
 
2013-02-27 10:05:18 PM  
Some of my most favorite real boobs.
Click the pics for NSFW views :)

Lucy Pinder:
media.desura.com
cooldudestuff.com


Vikki Blows:
xaxor.com i287.photobucket.com


Keeley Hazell:
img.iisbetoq.com locker.stucknut.com
 
2013-02-27 10:08:00 PM  

Gawdzila: Vikki Blows:


Hers are beautiful. It makes me sad that the file name is "before boob job."
 
2013-02-27 10:31:30 PM  
<img src="i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-27 10:33:42 PM  

SuperChuck: Gawdzila: Vikki Blows:

Hers are beautiful. It makes me sad that the file name is "before boob job."


Yeah, dunno why she felt the need to alter them.  They're awesome, and not even really small.
 
2013-02-27 10:34:42 PM  

SuperChuck: John Buck 41: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: The thing about huge tits is that they usually have a very limited shelf life. Most mid-20's or older women with huge boobs should just keep them in a bra, as they sag or roll into the armpits.

Meanwhile, smaller, perky breasts stay firm and perky for much longer.

That's all well and good if one prefers small perky tits.

Pass.

Perky (nsfw) is never bad


I don't mind perky. Small is a different issue, altogether.
 
2013-02-27 10:34:58 PM  

SuperChuck: Perky (nsfw) is never bad


Not Bad.
 
2013-02-27 10:38:29 PM  

SuperChuck: Who would say no to this (nsfw)


'raises hand'

Cute? Yep. As hell.

tiny boobs though.
 
2013-02-27 10:41:58 PM  

MOGGEE: http://www.puahate.com/showthread.php?t=49775

/uh oh...


i dont see whats wrong with that
 
2013-02-27 11:11:39 PM  

John Buck 41: SuperChuck: Who would say no to this (nsfw)

'raises hand'

Cute? Yep. As hell.

tiny boobs though.



*shrug*  So?
Oh well, more for me.  Shape is all-important for boob attractiveness, size is almost irrelevant.
 
2013-02-27 11:19:54 PM  

Gawdzila: John Buck 41: SuperChuck: Who would say no to this (nsfw)

'raises hand'

Cute? Yep. As hell.

tiny boobs though.


*shrug*  So?
Oh well, more for me.


Help yourself.
 
2013-02-27 11:34:04 PM  
At least it still moved a bit for you bud.

/Grats on the green.
 
2013-02-28 12:30:35 AM  

SuperChuck: Who would say no to this (nsfw)


I might say "No, don't stop."
 
2013-02-28 11:18:56 AM  

Banned on the Run: kroonermanblack: Banned on the Run: I'm still recovering from Friday's thread

There was a Friday thread? I missed it! Anyone link?


Here it is in all its 1166 post glory


I can't believe I missed that. Megarian and tinfoil-hat-maggie make for some very good reading!
 
2013-02-28 06:01:47 PM  
I was here
 
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