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(Huffington Post)   Six things to never, ever say to women from hooterville with gigantic sweater puppies   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 290
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2013-02-26 09:43:01 PM  
Geez Louise. No wonder I can't get a date.
 
2013-02-26 10:11:34 PM  
Oh wonderful, another thing to be hypersensitive about.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-02-26 10:12:47 PM  
If we can't point out her big boobs, should we go back to discussing her huge ass?
 
2013-02-26 10:14:03 PM  

bingethinker: Oh wonderful, another thing to be hypersensitive about.


Add that to the list of EVERYTHING ELSE EVER EVER.
 
2013-02-26 10:18:22 PM  
List fails without "Can I motorboat those?"
 
2013-02-26 11:26:20 PM  
"So... areolas the size of dinner plates, huh?"
 
2013-02-26 11:38:01 PM  
Talk about a misleading headline in TFA: 'Big Boobs' And Other Things To Never Say To A Busty Lady (PHOTOS)

Yeah, by "PHOTOS", they meant a slide show of other apparently inappropriate comments from Facebook and Twitter, and NOT big boobs. Screw you, HuffPo. Screw you and the horse you rode in on. >:(
 
2013-02-26 11:38:09 PM  
Aww poor thing, you have the Konami Code of real life.
 
2013-02-27 12:00:21 AM  
So, I guess that means "If you didn't have huge tits, no one would even know you're alive" is not a polite thing to say?

/and the girls from Hooterville didn't have especially huge racks. They were just right.

i6.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-27 12:02:55 AM  
Jeez, she comes off as a real coont.
 
2013-02-27 12:37:19 AM  
"5. "You look just like Christina Hendricks/'Mad Men'/Marilyn Monroe/insert-50s-pin-up-here." We know this is meant as a compliment, but it pigeonholes us into a stereotype that may not be our natural style, leaving us feeling stuck. The truth is, it's a stereotype. As one colleague told us, "I could wear tighter things like Joan Holloway on 'Mad Men.' But her style is not my style, and just because we have a similar body type doesn't mean that I have to conform to one certain style, does it?"

Really honey? You have serious issues.

/goes back to making more corset lacing out of 550 cord for a couple friends with GG (H) cup breasts...
//I'm a bit desensitized to the brestesses on display... even when SERIOUSLY on display, but I still know how to properly compliment a women who looks stunning in what she has chosen to wear.
///Make eye contact. Keep eye contact, compliment the ensemble as well as the foundation.
 
2013-02-27 12:50:26 AM  
"Breasts are like model trains.  They're meant for kids, but sooner or later, dad starts playing with them."

/Forgot where I first read that.
 
2013-02-27 01:04:03 AM  
"We saw your boobs....

We saw your boobs...."
 
2013-02-27 01:04:54 AM  
bie?

eip
 
2013-02-27 01:05:36 AM  
This may or may not be a bookmark.

Reference material for posts in this thread can be found here: http://www.boobpedia.com  (Obviously NSFW)
 
2013-02-27 01:06:01 AM  

Mugato: Jeez, she comes off as a real coont.


That was #7 pon the list
 
2013-02-27 01:06:41 AM  
Wow!

Look at the TITS!
 
2013-02-27 01:06:44 AM  

Shadow Blasko: but I still know how to properly compliment a women


Pretend you can't see that "a" in compliment a women.
 
2013-02-27 01:08:52 AM  
The thing about huge tits is that they usually have a very limited shelf life. Most mid-20's or older women with huge boobs should just keep them in a bra, as they sag or roll into the armpits.

Meanwhile, smaller, perky breasts stay firm and perky for much longer.
 
2013-02-27 01:09:52 AM  
Missing:

Have you thought about losing some weight?
 
2013-02-27 01:10:06 AM  
What I say in those circumstances:
protias.com
 
2013-02-27 01:10:07 AM  
Get back in the kitchen and make my sammich.
 
2013-02-27 01:10:31 AM  
As an owner of breasticles, I must say that this woman is a twunt.
 
2013-02-27 01:12:00 AM  
Midweek boobies thread? I can haz??

/eip
 
2013-02-27 01:12:10 AM  
"What's wrong baby, are ya sick or something?"

"I have a cold"

"Hope it's not a chest cold..."

"What?"

"Because with a chest like that, it could be fatal."


/obscure?
 
2013-02-27 01:12:13 AM  
"Nice boobs!"  :-)

"You're such a DICK!"  >:-/
 
2013-02-27 01:12:24 AM  
Well, if i cant say anything about them all thats left is to stare unceasingly.
 
2013-02-27 01:12:49 AM  
"Can I get 2 pickets to Titsburgh" is still ok?
 
2013-02-27 01:12:58 AM  

Amos Quito: "Nice boobs!"  :-)

"You're such a DICK!"  >:-/


OMG .. I was LITERALLY JUST NOW trying to find your email address.

I have a good feeling about sunspot AR1682. It's starting to twitch.
 
2013-02-27 01:14:00 AM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-27 01:14:03 AM  
so basically don't mention them in any way.
 
2013-02-27 01:14:30 AM  
FTA 3. "Guys must love them." They do, but they're not the ones who have to truss them up like a chicken ready to be cooked anytime they want to leave the house.

Is that an s&m thing?
 
2013-02-27 01:15:46 AM  
Glad to see "nice tits" wasn't on the list.
 
2013-02-27 01:17:33 AM  
Is that a motorboat in your sweater or will that just be me?
 
Skr
2013-02-27 01:18:05 AM  
Accidentally saying out loud "Damnit man, look at her eyes!" is probably a no no.
 
2013-02-27 01:18:57 AM  
Is it acceptable to make motorboating sounds?
 
2013-02-27 01:21:39 AM  
bie?

eip!

/please and thank you
 
2013-02-27 01:22:23 AM  
"What's shakin'?"
 
2013-02-27 01:22:53 AM  
i46.tinypic.com
 
2013-02-27 01:23:21 AM  

megarian: As an owner of breasticles, I must say that this woman is a twunt.


You're about as qualified to speak on this topic as I'm am qualified to speak about bald mens' complaints about the comments they get. (Get it?)

Which is to say, why the fark would anyone have a problem with a human being saying, "You know, I really don't like it when I hear the same thing for the 1000th time." It's not that it's crass or rude, it's just boring and redundant. The ladies they sampled are likely perfectly capable of dealing with said comments with an eye roll and mentally putting the guys who say these on ignore. They're just helpfully pointing out that the speakers' thoughts are unoriginal and could probably spend a few seconds of review before considering that they constitute novel thoughts.

I find it quite amusing how offended people get about people pointing out things that don't offend them so much as just end a social situation.
 
2013-02-27 01:23:41 AM  
hooterville

media-3.web.britannica.com
 
2013-02-27 01:26:39 AM  

howdoibegin: megarian: As an owner of breasticles, I must say that this woman is a twunt.

You're about as qualified to speak on this topic as I'm am qualified to speak about bald mens' complaints about the comments they get. (Get it?)

Which is to say, why the fark would anyone have a problem with a human being saying, "You know, I really don't like it when I hear the same thing for the 1000th time." It's not that it's crass or rude, it's just boring and redundant. The ladies they sampled are likely perfectly capable of dealing with said comments with an eye roll and mentally putting the guys who say these on ignore. They're just helpfully pointing out that the speakers' thoughts are unoriginal and could probably spend a few seconds of review before considering that they constitute novel thoughts.

I find it quite amusing how offended people get about people pointing out things that don't offend them so much as just end a social situation.


Maybe you're right...and you probably are, but she kind of sounded like a twunt.
 
2013-02-27 01:28:16 AM  

bingethinker: Oh wonderful, another thing to be hypersensitive about.


Eh, only for about one week per month.

/Seriously, they are particularly sensitive then.
//What did you think I was talking about?
 
2013-02-27 01:30:16 AM  
i2.ytimg.com
Mama?
 
2013-02-27 01:32:01 AM  

howdoibegin: They're just helpfully pointing out that the speakers' thoughts are unoriginal


no they're really not.

they claim that saying they look like Marylin Monroe is stereotyping them. The article is nothing more than a rant about not enjoying having big boobs.
 
2013-02-27 01:35:19 AM  
ah well, i prefer small to medium anyway

shall we begin?

f1.pepst.com
 
2013-02-27 01:35:39 AM  
Tits or GTFO?
 
2013-02-27 01:36:04 AM  
i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-02-27 01:36:42 AM  
sosueme.ie
 
2013-02-27 01:36:59 AM  
I usually go with "Good LORD those are beautiful...."  but only if they actually ARE...and if I'm in a situation where I am touching them....which doesn't happen NEARLY often enough.
 
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