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2013-02-27 02:44:00 PM

Banned on the Run: [i216.photobucket.com image 416x520]


Whoa. NIce
 
2013-02-27 03:06:50 PM
This thread is awesome!

/bie?
//eip!
 
2013-02-27 03:29:07 PM
I would have gone with "6 things no one has ever said to Gwen Stefani"
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-02-27 04:23:58 PM
ChildOfBhaal

Farker's boobies filter now has a metafilter that hides the boobies if it triggers the boobies filter. Too many people were taking advantage of the time warp punishment feature.
 
2013-02-27 05:28:17 PM

Banned on the Run: [24.media.tumblr.com image 395x750]


24.media.tumblr.com

I would watch any TV show she appears in.  She is arguably the hottest chick I've ever seen.  She should be on any show that needs a quick ratings boost.  What is her name?
 
2013-02-27 05:40:37 PM

MOGGEE: Banned on the Run: [24.media.tumblr.com image 395x750]

[24.media.tumblr.com image 395x750]

I would watch any TV show she appears in.  She is arguably the hottest chick I've ever seen.  She should be on any show that needs a quick ratings boost.  What is her name?


Google tells me it thinks that's Demi Rose Mawby.
 
2013-02-27 05:58:13 PM
wait... whut happened just there?
 
2013-02-27 06:04:05 PM
 
2013-02-27 07:03:24 PM
dc443.4shared.com

bie flock o' seagulls?

eip
 
2013-02-27 07:04:30 PM
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2013-02-27 07:06:17 PM
storage.canalblog.com
 
2013-02-27 07:37:49 PM
pixrama.com

moar Demi Rose Mawby
 
2013-02-27 07:44:17 PM
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
/unknown
 
2013-02-27 08:18:35 PM

kvinesknows: why do people who request bie, leave the thread and not check their email?


I would NEVER do that.  I always follow the rules and profusely thank the generous donor.
'Cause I really like boobs.

/EIP
 
2013-02-27 08:24:33 PM

megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: As an owner of breasticles,

We have no proof of your claim.

I would provide proof, but they are outside right now because they've been acting up and I don't want them chewing on the furniture.


O_o

Now I'm even more curious about them.
 
2013-02-27 08:28:18 PM

Banned on the Run: NSFW


Good taste, Sir.
 
2013-02-27 08:29:24 PM
"Say, where ya from?"

"Hooterville."

"Ye don't say."
 
2013-02-27 08:42:04 PM
Ahhhh. Makes the ol' testosterone burble, just in time for karate class. Thank you, image posters.

/And thank you in advance
//to any Farkettes
///Who might BIE
////to the EIP

---* Sakhmet *---
 
2013-02-27 08:45:23 PM

kvinesknows: why do people who request bie, leave the thread and not check their email?


We've come to expect disappointment.
 
2013-02-27 08:59:37 PM

Dissociater: kvinesknows: why do people who request bie, leave the thread and not check their email?

We've come to expect disappointment.


I'd check my email if I thought anything was coming
 
2013-02-27 09:04:31 PM

megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: As an owner of breasticles,

We have no proof of your claim.

I would provide proof, but they are outside right now because they've been acting up and I don't want them chewing on the furniture.


I just want you to know that this comment got you favorited in a lovely shade of Red 4 with the tag 'Free-range boobs'.
 
2013-02-27 09:12:59 PM
I thought GD was the only one who sent BIE, and she's gone. I apologize to the other thoughtful, considerate, generous, munificent -- nay, saintly! -- Farkettes who would grace an unworthy supplicant with the... whatever, you get the picture. (As I would like to.)

/EIP
 
2013-02-27 09:21:14 PM

Gawdzila: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: As an owner of breasticles,

We have no proof of your claim.

I would provide proof, but they are outside right now because they've been acting up and I don't want them chewing on the furniture.

O_o


I hope they don't look like that. But I give love equally to bewbs of all sizes, so I'd still want crave pics.

/and by "give love," I mean fap to
//tho motorboating is also offered
///as is pretty much anything else
 
2013-02-27 09:47:52 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: The thing about huge tits is that they usually have a very limited shelf life. Most mid-20's or older women with huge boobs should just keep them in a bra, as they sag or roll into the armpits.

Meanwhile, smaller, perky breasts stay firm and perky for much longer.


That's all well and good if one prefers small perky tits.

Pass.
 
2013-02-27 09:51:13 PM

John Buck 41: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: The thing about huge tits is that they usually have a very limited shelf life. Most mid-20's or older women with huge boobs should just keep them in a bra, as they sag or roll into the armpits.

Meanwhile, smaller, perky breasts stay firm and perky for much longer.

That's all well and good if one prefers small perky tits.

Pass.


Perky (nsfw) is never bad
 
2013-02-27 09:53:11 PM
Who would say no to this (nsfw)
 
2013-02-27 10:05:18 PM
Some of my most favorite real boobs.
Click the pics for NSFW views :)

Lucy Pinder:
media.desura.com
cooldudestuff.com


Vikki Blows:
xaxor.com i287.photobucket.com


Keeley Hazell:
img.iisbetoq.com locker.stucknut.com
 
2013-02-27 10:08:00 PM

Gawdzila: Vikki Blows:


Hers are beautiful. It makes me sad that the file name is "before boob job."
 
2013-02-27 10:31:30 PM
<img src="i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-27 10:33:42 PM

SuperChuck: Gawdzila: Vikki Blows:

Hers are beautiful. It makes me sad that the file name is "before boob job."


Yeah, dunno why she felt the need to alter them.  They're awesome, and not even really small.
 
2013-02-27 10:34:42 PM

SuperChuck: John Buck 41: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: The thing about huge tits is that they usually have a very limited shelf life. Most mid-20's or older women with huge boobs should just keep them in a bra, as they sag or roll into the armpits.

Meanwhile, smaller, perky breasts stay firm and perky for much longer.

That's all well and good if one prefers small perky tits.

Pass.

Perky (nsfw) is never bad


I don't mind perky. Small is a different issue, altogether.
 
2013-02-27 10:34:58 PM

SuperChuck: Perky (nsfw) is never bad


Not Bad.
 
2013-02-27 10:38:29 PM

SuperChuck: Who would say no to this (nsfw)


'raises hand'

Cute? Yep. As hell.

tiny boobs though.
 
2013-02-27 10:41:58 PM

MOGGEE: http://www.puahate.com/showthread.php?t=49775

/uh oh...


i dont see whats wrong with that
 
2013-02-27 11:11:39 PM

John Buck 41: SuperChuck: Who would say no to this (nsfw)

'raises hand'

Cute? Yep. As hell.

tiny boobs though.



*shrug*  So?
Oh well, more for me.  Shape is all-important for boob attractiveness, size is almost irrelevant.
 
2013-02-27 11:19:54 PM

Gawdzila: John Buck 41: SuperChuck: Who would say no to this (nsfw)

'raises hand'

Cute? Yep. As hell.

tiny boobs though.


*shrug*  So?
Oh well, more for me.


Help yourself.
 
2013-02-27 11:34:04 PM
At least it still moved a bit for you bud.

/Grats on the green.
 
2013-02-28 12:30:35 AM

SuperChuck: Who would say no to this (nsfw)


I might say "No, don't stop."
 
2013-02-28 11:18:56 AM

Banned on the Run: kroonermanblack: Banned on the Run: I'm still recovering from Friday's thread

There was a Friday thread? I missed it! Anyone link?


Here it is in all its 1166 post glory


I can't believe I missed that. Megarian and tinfoil-hat-maggie make for some very good reading!
 
2013-02-28 06:01:47 PM
I was here
 
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