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(Huffington Post)   Six things to never, ever say to women from hooterville with gigantic sweater puppies   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 290
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2013-02-27 10:06:36 AM  
I bartended for a number of years.  It's funny how some women will have such huge breasts that they have to actually set them on the bar.  Some (read: most) of these women would wear low-cut/décolletage baring outfits.

It's funny how many of them get offended when the wrong man dares to look at them.  As the bartender, they would rarely get mad at me, but if some guy they don't approve of looks at them, these chicks would get all pissed off.

Now, if some cute, rich guy was hitting on them, they usually just undid another button on their shirt.

Boobs are nice.  I don't understand why women would care if anyone (male or female) enjoys looking at them.  It's the same thing as looking at a pretty face, nice ass or (if you're into them) her toned legs.  Most women enjoy showing off their assets.  Of course, a lot of women don't even know what their true assets are.

Anyway, BIE, EIP?  Like I said, boobs are nice - especially new ones I've never seen before.

Also, if you ever need to calm down, just say this word in a long drawn out manner.   Hooters.

Hhhhooooooooooooottttttttttttteeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrssssssssssssssssssss sss s

I've never seen it fail to calm someone down, male or female.
 
2013-02-27 10:07:04 AM  
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2013-02-27 10:11:14 AM  

Omahawg: three?

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Does the new Total Recall have a tripletits mutant?
 
2013-02-27 10:15:09 AM  

FARK rebel soldier: Omahawg: three?

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Does the new Total Recall have a tripletits mutant?


Yep though the movie kinda tanked
 
2013-02-27 10:16:15 AM  
this is a bookmark
 
2013-02-27 10:20:19 AM  
Is this the thread where I EIP for BIE?

Found this in a GIS for "hooterville sweater puppies"

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2013-02-27 10:22:22 AM  
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so we don't stall out

/bie/eip
 
2013-02-27 10:24:40 AM  
Well... Ok. It's a slow day at work. Maybe just a post or two.

SFW

NSFW

NSFW

(NSFW)
 
2013-02-27 10:30:27 AM  
This is a bookmark...

BIE?
EIP

thanks so very, very much in advance
 
2013-02-27 10:32:33 AM  
Hmmm, the article doesn't mention "Can I touch them?" In my experience, that doesn't go over so well in most situations.
 
2013-02-27 10:33:41 AM  
 
2013-02-27 10:41:58 AM  
Check out our slideshow of more unacceptable comments:

Well, that sentence started fine. Fortunately, this thread brought it to fruition.
 
2013-02-27 10:45:27 AM  

Khryswhy: I bartended for a number of years.  It's funny how some women will have such huge breasts that they have to actually set them on the bar.  Some (read: most) of these women would wear low-cut/décolletage baring outfits.

It's funny how many of them get offended when the wrong man dares to look at them.  As the bartender, they would rarely get mad at me, but if some guy they don't approve of looks at them, these chicks would get all pissed off.

Now, if some cute, rich guy was hitting on them, they usually just undid another button on their shirt.


Remember, to find women at bars or anywhere in life:
Be Handsome.
Be Attractive.
Don't Be Unattractive.
 
2013-02-27 10:48:22 AM  

stpickrell: Khryswhy: I bartended for a number of years.  It's funny how some women will have such huge breasts that they have to actually set them on the bar.  Some (read: most) of these women would wear low-cut/décolletage baring outfits.

It's funny how many of them get offended when the wrong man dares to look at them.  As the bartender, they would rarely get mad at me, but if some guy they don't approve of looks at them, these chicks would get all pissed off.

Now, if some cute, rich guy was hitting on them, they usually just undid another button on their shirt.

Remember, to find women at bars or anywhere in life:
Be Handsome.
Be Attractive.
Don't Be Unattractive.


I don't think the finding part was ever the problem for any interested guy/girl
 
2013-02-27 11:21:45 AM  

zepillin: Am I the only one here who thinks she's complaining about the comment's she hears about breast's from other women?


That's what I was thinking.
 
2013-02-27 11:24:10 AM  
I've always heard it said that when clothed you should avoid the topic unless she brings it up (and honestly I've never had a clothed woman ask me what I thought of her breasts...), but heap on all the attention and compliments about them once they're out in the open (also never had a naked woman ask me what I thought about her breasts- and no, not for a lack of seeing naked women...).

My girlfriend though is more amused by the opposite in a sense: the fact that her taking her bra off will pretty much totally derail whatever I was saying/thinking. :p
 
2013-02-27 11:32:36 AM  
This. And what about a list of things TO say?

"Hi. Nice to see you."
"How's life?"
-any typical small talk
-what Shadow Blasko said

I mean, a woman with nice breasts is still a PERSON.

Hell, _I_ have nice boobs. Of course, I'm a guy, so there are all sorts of other things I hear.

Okay, mostly one specific sort of thing. And I'm working on that. Gym in 26 minutes and all that.
 
2013-02-27 11:40:06 AM  

log_jammin: howdoibegin: They're just helpfully pointing out that the speakers' thoughts are unoriginal

no they're really not.

they claim that saying they look like Marylin Monroe is stereotyping them. The article is nothing more than a rant about not enjoying having big boobs.


*Marilyn

Sorry. Felt a need.
 
2013-02-27 11:41:48 AM  
Gotta love a midweek boob thread!

/BIE?
//EIP
 
2013-02-27 11:43:30 AM  
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/Sorry late to thread
//BIE Please?  EIP
 
2013-02-27 11:52:05 AM  
sent the link to my 44 y.o. G cup gf. she lol at the whole article. most folks never say such things. to herband she usually doesn't get in a twist when they do.
 
2013-02-27 11:53:25 AM  
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2013-02-27 11:54:21 AM  
Awesome thread so far...

BIE/EIP?
 
2013-02-27 11:55:18 AM  

Grandemadaca: ZAZ: If we can't point out her big boobs, should we go back to discussing her huge ass sweet, sweet can?

FTFY


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2013-02-27 12:01:01 PM  

howdoibegin: megarian: As an owner of breasticles, I must say that this woman is a twunt.

You're about as qualified to speak on this topic as I'm am qualified to speak about bald mens' complaints about the comments they get. (Get it?)

Which is to say, why the fark would anyone have a problem with a human being saying, "You know, I really don't like it when I hear the same thing for the 1000th time." It's not that it's crass or rude, it's just boring and redundant. The ladies they sampled are likely perfectly capable of dealing with said comments with an eye roll and mentally putting the guys who say these on ignore. They're just helpfully pointing out that the speakers' thoughts are unoriginal and could probably spend a few seconds of review before considering that they constitute novel thoughts.

I find it quite amusing how offended people get about people pointing out things that don't offend them so much as just end a social situation.


As I read it most of those comments were coming from other women.

"You look just like Christina Hendricks/'Mad Men'/Marilyn Monroe/insert-50s-pin-up-here." We know this is meant as a compliment, but it pigeonholes us into a stereotype that may not be our natural style, leaving us feeling stuck. The truth is, it's a stereotype. As one colleague told us, "I could wear tighter things like Joan Holloway on 'Mad Men.' But her style is not my style, and just because we have a similar body type doesn't mean that I have to conform to one certain style, does it?"

It's not a stereotype, it's a comparison.  And how do you get from "You look like X" to "You should dress like X"?

Stupid article.  But I am not complaining.
 
2013-02-27 12:11:53 PM  
keypusher:
It's not a stereotype, it's a comparison.  And how do you get from "You look like X" to "You should dress like X"?


You speak like you've never lived with a woman...
 
2013-02-27 12:37:52 PM  
The problem with boobs is that once you've seen one, you want to see them all. Eip
 
2013-02-27 12:41:41 PM  
"Would you like help caring those" still OK then?
 
2013-02-27 12:43:37 PM  

bingethinker: Oh wonderful, another thing to be hypersensitive about.


If common courtesy is considered being hypersensitive, you  might have some issues. It's not actually polite to draw attention to people's body parts in most situations. And it's usually a bad idea to use the same line they've heard a thousand times ("Why yes, I am tall, no, I am not trying out for the basketball team, yes, the weather's fine up here, get a new line before I get a new friend").

/Seriously, people.  Common farking courtesy. It's  not that hard. And I speak as someone with farking Asperger's Syndrome.
 
2013-02-27 12:45:53 PM  
I'm still recovering from Friday's thread
 
2013-02-27 12:47:54 PM  
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2013-02-27 12:50:20 PM  
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2013-02-27 12:51:47 PM  
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2013-02-27 12:52:59 PM  
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2013-02-27 12:55:44 PM  
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2013-02-27 12:57:16 PM  
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2013-02-27 01:02:34 PM  

Banned on the Run: I'm still recovering from Friday's thread


we salute you sir!
 
2013-02-27 01:04:51 PM  

Banned on the Run: I'm still recovering from Friday's thread


Yeah, I had 2nd degree burns too.
 
2013-02-27 01:06:02 PM  
shameless bookmark
 
2013-02-27 01:14:06 PM  
"Nice to see you both again", said while pointing at the chesticles.  Guaranteed to ruin a friendship.
 
2013-02-27 01:16:49 PM  
I have one of these:
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2013-02-27 01:26:08 PM  

Banned on the Run: I'm still recovering from Friday's thread


There was a Friday thread? I missed it! Anyone link?
 
2013-02-27 02:00:26 PM  

kroonermanblack: Banned on the Run: I'm still recovering from Friday's thread

There was a Friday thread? I missed it! Anyone link?



Here it is in all its 1166 post glory
 
2013-02-27 02:01:11 PM  
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2013-02-27 02:02:34 PM  
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2013-02-27 02:04:19 PM  
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2013-02-27 02:07:36 PM  
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2013-02-27 02:09:16 PM  
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2013-02-27 02:14:11 PM  
The HuffPo Wymyn page has been a boatload of fail this past week. Did the crew from Hillaryis44 take over?
 
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