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(Huffington Post)   Six things to never, ever say to women from hooterville with gigantic sweater puppies   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 290
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2013-02-27 04:17:33 AM

crabsno termites: Is there anything better to do?


Well indeed. I rarely get on booby or nsfw threads, as I tend to be rarely sexual at all.

Normally I have something much better to do....Like This
 
2013-02-27 04:18:24 AM

encyclopediaplushuman: blottoman: [media1.break.com image 500x726]

You want asian? I'll give you asian.
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I salute you.

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2013-02-27 04:26:04 AM

encyclopediaplushuman: crabsno termites: Is there anything better to do?

Well indeed. I rarely get on booby or nsfw threads, as I tend to be rarely sexual at all.

Normally I have something much better to do....Like This




Oh. I had thought so much better of you. Ponies are for eating. No fave for you.
 
2013-02-27 04:26:12 AM
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www.scandalouslyclassy.com
 
2013-02-27 04:37:40 AM

blottoman:


Your image sources are improving.
 
2013-02-27 04:40:29 AM

crabsno termites: encyclopediaplushuman: crabsno termites: Is there anything better to do?

Well indeed. I rarely get on booby or nsfw threads, as I tend to be rarely sexual at all.

Normally I have something much better to do....Like This



Oh. I had thought so much better of you. Ponies are for eating. No fave for you.


Haha. So you're either Ikea or the UK. Ponies rock, the fandom gives me all the faves I need.
 
2013-02-27 04:40:29 AM

howdoibegin: Women who get told that they look like Marylin Monroe do not claim they are being stereotyped.


5. "You look just like Christina Hendricks/'Mad Men'/Marilyn Monroe/insert-50s-pin-up-here." We know this is meant as a compliment, but it pigeonholes us into a stereotype that may not be our natural style, leaving us feeling stuck. The truth is, it's a stereotype. As one colleague told us, "I could wear tighter things like Joan Holloway on 'Mad Men.' But her style is not my style, and just because we have a similar body type doesn't mean that I have to conform to one certain style, does it?"

you're a farking idiot.
 
2013-02-27 04:42:57 AM

encyclopediaplushuman: blottoman:

Your image sources are improving.


thanx

/till next time...
 
2013-02-27 04:46:28 AM

encyclopediaplushuman: crabsno termites: encyclopediaplushuman: crabsno termites: Is there anything better to do?

Well indeed. I rarely get on booby or nsfw threads, as I tend to be rarely sexual at all.

Normally I have something much better to do....Like This

Oh. I had thought so much better of you. Ponies are for eating. No fave for you.

Haha. So you're either Ikea or the UK. Ponies rock, the fandom gives me all the faves I need.




Actually, left coast U.S. Physics? Have younger son writing dissertation in physics (optics, have no idea where he got that, I'm biochem/physiology). Will rethink the fave.

/Horse meat good, in spite of the farking media.
 
2013-02-27 04:48:02 AM
 it doesn't make it any easier to fit into low-cut tops, keep our button-down shirts from gaping and inadvertently exposing ourselves during board meetings

If you're having this problem, the people making the "stop complaining" comments are probably mocking your dumb ass for dressing like a literal whore at board meetings instead of wearing a button-up shirt like a responsible adult, rather than actually making fun of your figure by itself.
 
2013-02-27 04:49:25 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Oddly enough, if TFA writer had small boobs, she would be complaining about a lack of attention because she didn't have big boobs, and/or considering implants.


I don't doubt that in the least.
 
2013-02-27 05:25:36 AM
you people talk a lot. talk is cheap. your mom is cheap. your mom talks a lot.

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2013-02-27 05:28:00 AM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-27 05:31:58 AM
1.purplecdn.com
 
2013-02-27 06:35:20 AM
i1126.photobucket.com

i1126.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-27 06:37:33 AM
i1126.photobucket.com

i1126.photobucket.com

That's all I can manage for now, gotta go to work. I look forward to great things from this thread.
 
2013-02-27 06:48:18 AM
Big Boob thread?  [clicks]

Yep.
 
2013-02-27 06:56:17 AM
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Is this some kinda bust?
 
2013-02-27 06:57:54 AM
Not a bookmark..
/ just marking a campground...
 
2013-02-27 07:03:22 AM
Gadzooks, I hope it's not too late to bookmark.
 
2013-02-27 07:11:21 AM
www.funtasticzone.com
 
2013-02-27 07:16:17 AM
Like any man on earth would say ANY of those 6 things.
 
2013-02-27 07:21:22 AM
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2013-02-27 07:34:52 AM
Well... it's very impressive, yes, but we need to ask you a few questions.
 
2013-02-27 07:38:49 AM
Dang, I'm always late for the BIE thread.

EIP is correct though just in case.
 
2013-02-27 07:45:14 AM
images.t-nation.com
 
2013-02-27 07:48:53 AM
tl;dr:
"I'm insecure about my body.  Please don't mention anything about it."
 
2013-02-27 07:51:09 AM
BIE?  EIP :)
 
2013-02-27 07:52:03 AM
Shame. BIE is always fun :(
 
2013-02-27 08:11:22 AM
Nothing brings Farkers together like an epic boob thread...

I guess somethings are universal afterall
 
2013-02-27 08:20:35 AM
Two boob threads in less than a week, my cup runneth over, so to speak.
 
2013-02-27 08:23:09 AM
As someone married to a woman with big boobs, the best thing to say is NOTHING AT ALL. Because good or bad, it's all taken as bad.
 
2013-02-27 08:28:33 AM
Mid-week BIE thread?

/EIP
 
2013-02-27 08:30:48 AM

Towermonkey: Two boob threads in less than a week, my cup runneth over, so to speak.



Given this thread... a smaller bra could make many a cup runneth over... and that would be a beautiful thing
 
2013-02-27 08:42:31 AM
Yikes, I wonder if people approach the author of TFA with the breast reduction comment? I can't imagine someone starting with that line... which leads me to believe that it comes up in conversation and TFA author is just really touchy about it. What would she have to complain about if she got a reduction?

Reminds me of that buzzfeed article about eating kosher (which makes it sound like the author is just a massive whinger, and doesn't help out with the whole ethnic stereotype...).
 
2013-02-27 08:42:38 AM

CeroX: Towermonkey: Two boob threads in less than a week, my cup runneth over, so to speak.


Given this thread... a smaller bra could make many a cup runneth over... and that would be a beautiful thing


Oh yes. Hell of a way to start my morning. Coffee and sweater meat. Better than bacon.

I used to be married to a girl who got... festively plump after the wedding. She insisted on wearing bras that were too small (the I'm-not-gonna-buy-bras-at-Lane-Bryant argument)... quadraboob is not attractive outside the bedroom.
 
2013-02-27 08:48:02 AM

Bob_Laublaw: Geez Louise. No wonder I can't get a date.


Bah! I often joke with my friend about her boobs.

O rany ! One sa prawdziwe?
(Wow! Are those real?)
 
2013-02-27 08:55:52 AM
Bookmark.
 
2013-02-27 09:04:28 AM

Shadow Blasko: kvinesknows: why do people who request bie, leave the thread and not check their email?

Because they, unlike myself, have little faith that the twin muses of temptation and exhibitionism will smile upon their weary fates.

I myself am ever vigilant and hopeful that the wondrous and artistic imagery of the gifts that only the gods can bestow upon the blessed women of these lands will grace my inbox.


Because in all honesty I've recieved BIE twice. Once was from LBJ, who bless her heart, BIE'd everyone. The other was from a TF thread where tattoos and pinup styles were being discussed, and it wasn't a BIE so much as a 'awesome tattoo in pinup style on a hot chick' in email..? (And if you're reading this, ya).

But I always toss down a EIP/BIE because women are awesome to look at.
 
2013-02-27 09:06:59 AM
Why is "you have nice eyes" an acceptable compliment but "you have nice boobs" isn't?
 
2013-02-27 09:13:09 AM
Every article I read from the Huffington Post makes me hate it more and more and makes it more difficult for me to hold back any sort of misogynistic feelings I have.

Fortunately I then remember that most women I know aren't hypersensitive whiny whores like these writers and then I calm down.
 
2013-02-27 09:14:51 AM

SlagginOff: Every article I read from the Huffington Post makes me hate it more and more and makes it more difficult for me to hold back any sort of misogynistic feelings I have.

Fortunately I then remember that most women I know aren't hypersensitive whiny whores like these writers and then I calm down.


Well said.
 
2013-02-27 09:15:46 AM
Now how am I supposed to work now?
 
2013-02-27 09:15:53 AM
BIE thread perhaps?

EIP!
 
2013-02-27 09:34:10 AM
I've had the pleasure of knowing a couple of amply-endowed ladies, and they often complained about guys staring.  One basically never wore anything revealing or low-cut, and it still didn't stop her boss from staring right at her chest (which, admittedly, is magnificent, even without cleavage showing).

Still, I would think that having these distractions would still be better than the alternative.

/then again, I've only had to deal with these moobies, so maybe I'm wrong
//BIE?
///EIP!
 
2013-02-27 09:34:56 AM
I forget....what was this about?
 
2013-02-27 09:38:17 AM
I always feel like the BIE/EIP is like a grenade toss, you never know how close you are till it goes off

/and now no work due to snow..
//and this thread
 
2013-02-27 09:46:13 AM
Not a bookmark

/ yes it is
// BIE ?
/// EIP...
 
2013-02-27 09:52:39 AM

ZAZ: If we can't point out her big boobs, should we go back to discussing her huge ass sweet, sweet can?


FTFY
 
2013-02-27 10:05:15 AM

gunther_bumpass: "What's wrong baby, are ya sick or something?"

"I have a cold"

"Hope it's not a chest cold..."

"What?"

"Because with a chest like that, it could be fatal."


/obscure?


The works of Frank Cho shouldn't be obscure.
 
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