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2013-02-27 02:17:21 AM
t2.gstatic.com
 
2013-02-27 02:18:00 AM
mixedsluts.com
 
2013-02-27 02:20:20 AM
thechive.files.wordpress.com

www.byhero.com


My work here is done...for now.
 
2013-02-27 02:20:59 AM
Address too long? Never had that one before hahaha.
The threat of BIE was too awesome must be like a unicorn.
 
2013-02-27 02:21:42 AM

Omahawg:


I have to make sure: this isn't from a BIE, right?

Because that would be very mean to those who enjoy BIEs and would like them to continue.


And thank you for the good work thusfar ;)
 
2013-02-27 02:22:56 AM

Omahawg:


(That reply was in reference to the lovely blue-bra lady.)
 
2013-02-27 02:23:39 AM

megarian: Omahawg:

I have to make sure: this isn't from a BIE, right?

Because that would be very mean to those who enjoy BIEs and would like them to continue.

And thank you for the good work thusfar ;)


what? bie has rules

strict, strict rules that I would never in any way endanger 'cause that would be wrong and sinful and make me a bad, bad person
 
2013-02-27 02:24:44 AM

Omahawg: megarian: Omahawg:

I have to make sure: this isn't from a BIE, right?

Because that would be very mean to those who enjoy BIEs and would like them to continue.

And thank you for the good work thusfar ;)

what? bie has rules

strict, strict rules that I would never in any way endanger 'cause that would be wrong and sinful and make me a bad, bad person


and also shunned, ridiculed, and never ever get bie again. and who wants that?
 
2013-02-27 02:25:30 AM
had=heard/read oops preview didn't even help this time.  24 hr shifts suck + 4 extra hrs for training YAY me!
 
2013-02-27 02:25:37 AM
damn it, janet
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-27 02:26:05 AM

Omahawg: megarian: Omahawg:

I have to make sure: this isn't from a BIE, right?

Because that would be very mean to those who enjoy BIEs and would like them to continue.

And thank you for the good work thusfar ;)

what? bie has rules

strict, strict rules that I would never in any way endanger 'cause that would be wrong and sinful and make me a bad, bad person


It just looked like it had the potential to be.

Thank ya! Carry on!
 
2013-02-27 02:27:19 AM
I love boobs
 
2013-02-27 02:27:28 AM
From TFA: "Do unto others' breasts as you would have done onto your own."

I don't think the author thought this one all the way through.....
 
2013-02-27 02:27:55 AM
www.eioba.com
 
2013-02-27 02:39:23 AM
t1.gstatic.com
 
2013-02-27 02:41:09 AM
List fails without "Tig Ol' Bitties."

headblitz.com
 
2013-02-27 02:42:30 AM

megarian: As an owner of breasticles,


We have no proof of your claim.
 
2013-02-27 02:46:12 AM
Am I the only one here who thinks she's complaining about the comment's she hears about breast's from other women?
 
2013-02-27 02:48:38 AM

OgreMagi: megarian: As an owner of breasticles,

We have no proof of your claim.


I would provide proof, but they are outside right now because they've been acting up and I don't want them chewing on the furniture.
 
2013-02-27 02:50:12 AM

megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: As an owner of breasticles,

We have no proof of your claim.

I would provide proof, but they are outside right now because they've been acting up and I don't want them chewing on the furniture.


I have the strangest boner right now.
 
2013-02-27 02:50:54 AM

zepillin: Am I the only one here who thinks she's complaining about the comment's she hears about breast's from other women?


That was my issue. She sounded bitter, not legitimately annoyed.
 
2013-02-27 03:12:09 AM
Hey I will stop asking about your colossal jigglypuffs when I stop being asked about the bulge in the front of my pants. It's like a dude can't wear slacks with boxers underneath anymore without the office becoming worse than an opening night showing of Magic Mike...women are cra-zee
 
2013-02-27 03:16:22 AM
nobody ever objectifies scrawny bespectacled booknerds.

no, no one.

blogoporno.com
 
2013-02-27 03:17:30 AM
6.asset.soup.io
 
2013-02-27 03:20:56 AM
"Got milk?"
 
2013-02-27 03:21:16 AM
'Is it true you can survive for two months on the water you store in those?'
 
2013-02-27 03:23:52 AM

Omahawg: ah well, i prefer small to medium anyway

shall we begin?

[f1.pepst.com image 480x372]


Think of the hair down below.
 
2013-02-27 03:25:12 AM

The more you eat the more you fart: [th06.deviantart.net image 300x188]

[images5.pinporn.com image 192x288]

[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x725]


My, ummm, Member of Congress would fit between those.
 
2013-02-27 03:25:30 AM
guess I'll make a contribution.
fc02.deviantart.net
Seriously she's got a ton of NSFW on deviantart like this and this and oh lord this.
 
2013-02-27 03:27:54 AM

encyclopediaplushuman: guess I'll make a contribution.
[fc02.deviantart.net image 850x1283]
Seriously she's got a ton of NSFW on deviantart like this and this and oh lord this.


ohgoddammitthankyousomuch.
 
2013-02-27 03:28:29 AM
WOAH! Safesense saved the hell out of me there.
I like her style!!
 
2013-02-27 03:31:43 AM

howdoibegin: megarian: As an owner of breasticles, I must say that this woman is a twunt.

You're about as qualified to speak on this topic as I'm am qualified to speak about bald mens' complaints about the comments they get. (Get it?)

Which is to say, why the fark would anyone have a problem with a human being saying, "You know, I really don't like it when I hear the same thing for the 1000th time." It's not that it's crass or rude, it's just boring and redundant. The ladies they sampled are likely perfectly capable of dealing with said comments with an eye roll and mentally putting the guys who say these on ignore. They're just helpfully pointing out that the speakers' thoughts are unoriginal and could probably spend a few seconds of review before considering that they constitute novel thoughts.

I find it quite amusing how offended people get about people pointing out things that don't offend them so much as just end a social situation.


Doubleplusgood. I lost a whole cup size in basic training and immediately started meeting a more interesting class of men.
 
2013-02-27 03:34:14 AM
Like two fat little boys, wrestling under a blanket.

/obscure?

www.filehurricane.com
 
2013-02-27 03:37:08 AM

Omahawg: Omahawg: megarian: Omahawg:

I have to make sure: this isn't from a BIE, right?

Because that would be very mean to those who enjoy BIEs and would like them to continue.

And thank you for the good work thusfar ;)

what? bie has rules

strict, strict rules that I would never in any way endanger 'cause that would be wrong and sinful and make me a bad, bad person

and also shunned, ridiculed, and never ever get bie again. and who wants that?


I have had you favied for a very long time...I thought perhaps for just two reasons. Now I know three.
 
2013-02-27 03:40:49 AM

powhound: Omahawg: Omahawg: megarian: Omahawg:

I have to make sure: this isn't from a BIE, right?

Because that would be very mean to those who enjoy BIEs and would like them to continue.

And thank you for the good work thusfar ;)

what? bie has rules

strict, strict rules that I would never in any way endanger 'cause that would be wrong and sinful and make me a bad, bad person

and also shunned, ridiculed, and never ever get bie again. and who wants that?

I have had you favied for a very long time...I thought perhaps for just two reasons. Now I know three.


three?

img2.timeinc.net
 
2013-02-27 03:42:08 AM

howdoibegin: log_jammin: howdoibegin: That's cute that apparently boob size makes you look like Marylin Monroe. Quick question, how stupid are you?

stupid enough to actually read the farking article, unlike you apparently.

Now if only you understood it. Women who get told that they look like Marylin Monroe do not claim they are being stereotyped. They're claiming that its farking annoying to hear it over and over. But please, continue to project.


Holy fark. log_jammin explicitly points out to you that what you're saying reveals a lack of familiarity the article says, and you still refuse to read the article, as indicated by the complete lack of comprehension you exhibited of why he/she was referring back to the article. How hard is it to
Read.
The.
Farking.
Article.

It isn't even long! But fine:Here, for your convenience, is the passage in question:

FTFA:  5. "You look just like Christina Hendricks/'Mad Men'/Marilyn Monroe/insert-50s-pin-up-here." We know this is meant as a compliment, but it pigeonholes us into a stereotype that may not be our natural style, leaving us feeling stuck. The truth is, it's a stereotype.


Not all big-breasted women say that, but the author of the article did, and her writing is what was being discussed. She said it twice, in fact -- so you could not possibly have missed it, unless you persistently refused to actually RTFA.

When someone (clearly correctly) notes you did not RTFA, don't just double down (no pun intended) on your ignorance, unless you want to baffle people with your determination to remain clueless.


/or were you trolling?
 
2013-02-27 03:42:37 AM
filefap.com
 
2013-02-27 03:43:36 AM
filefap.com
 
2013-02-27 03:46:02 AM

crabsno termites: encyclopediaplushuman: guess I'll make a contribution.
[fc02.deviantart.net image 850x1283]
Seriously she's got a ton of NSFW on deviantart like this and this and oh lord this.

ohgoddammitthankyousomuch.


And just because you were nice enough to reply.....more NSFW. That dude's gallery.
 
2013-02-27 03:46:46 AM
Its a unicorn!!
 
2013-02-27 03:51:34 AM
media1.break.com
 
2013-02-27 03:52:24 AM
ftfm:

Isildur: a lack of familiarity

with what the article says,

or

Isildur: a lack of familiarity

with the article says,
 
2013-02-27 03:52:34 AM
Thank you,

encyclopediaplushuman :)
 
2013-02-27 03:52:44 AM

encyclopediaplushuman: crabsno termites: encyclopediaplushuman: guess I'll make a contribution.
[fc02.deviantart.net image 850x1283]
Seriously she's got a ton of NSFW on deviantart like this and this and oh lord this.

ohgoddammitthankyousomuch.

And just because you were nice enough to reply.....more NSFW. That dude's gallery.


OHTHANKYOUSOGODDAMVERYMUCH!
 
2013-02-27 03:59:31 AM

blottoman: [media1.break.com image 500x726]


You want asian? I'll give you asian.
1.bp.blogspot.com
isaminorthreat.files.wordpress.com
www.pulsarmedia.eu
 
2013-02-27 04:01:04 AM

The more you eat the more you fart: Thank you,

encyclopediaplushuman :)


Have fun, run around for a month. And if you like it, pay Drew $5 and keep going nuts.
 
2013-02-27 04:02:56 AM

encyclopediaplushuman: You want asian? I'll give you asian


GIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMME!
 
2013-02-27 04:06:13 AM

crabsno termites: encyclopediaplushuman: crabsno termites: encyclopediaplushuman: guess I'll make a contribution.
[fc02.deviantart.net image 850x1283]
Seriously she's got a ton of NSFW on deviantart like this and this and oh lord this.

ohgoddammitthankyousomuch.

And just because you were nice enough to reply.....more NSFW. That dude's gallery.

OHTHANKYOUSOGODDAMVERYMUCH!


Invoking the power of Google. NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW VERY NSFW

/have nothing better to do
 
2013-02-27 04:13:46 AM

encyclopediaplushuman: crabsno termites: encyclopediaplushuman: crabsno termites: encyclopediaplushuman: guess I'll make a contribution.
[fc02.deviantart.net image 850x1283]
Seriously she's got a ton of NSFW on deviantart like this and this and oh lord this.

ohgoddammitthankyousomuch.

And just because you were nice enough to reply.....more NSFW. That dude's gallery.

OHTHANKYOUSOGODDAMVERYMUCH!

Invoking the power of Google. NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW VERY NSFW

/have nothing better to do




Is there anything better to do?
 
2013-02-27 04:15:32 AM

encyclopediaplushuman: The more you eat the more you fart: Thank you,

encyclopediaplushuman :)

Have fun, run around for a month. And if you like it, pay Drew $5 and keep going nuts.


lol indeed
 
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