Dustin_00: Then, after catching pneumonia from the cold, it died 20 hours later.
mongbiohazard: They are cruelly dumb critters.
kmmontandon: I totally misread that last word.
bartendersam: So seriously... I love animals and all but what did this cost?
medius: kmmontandon: I totally misread that last word.I just came in to ask if anyone else read that as "blowing her asshole"...yeah, good to know.
a4dzac: I never understand that argument.A) You've already paid your taxes for their services...who cares.
mjbok: Sometimes emergency services sends a bill to people they rescue.
Day_Old_Dutchie: OH DEER!!![s23.postimage.org image 425x512]In case you didn't know, it poops brown jellybeans.
a4dzac: Read: Rarely.
mjbok: If it is one time it's more than it should be if thousands of dollars are spent wasted on a deer.//Checked and it seems it is probably between 500 and a grand an hour for a helicopter.
mjbok: a4dzac: I never understand that argument.A) You've already paid your taxes for their services...who cares.Sometimes emergency services sends a bill to people they rescue. That helicopter had to cost several thousand dollars for a deer that probably died within days anyway.Stupid misuse of public resources.
Biological Ali: FARK: By blowing her ashoreDoe, a deer, a shemale deer...
a4dzac: mjbok: If it is one time it's more than it should be if thousands of dollars are spent wasted on a deer.//Checked and it seems it is probably between 500 and a grand an hour for a helicopter.I think you're missing the point...in regards to budgeting, etc., this has all been paid for already. If you think not, you are in a state of disbelief.
lack of warmth: Wait a sec., haven't we been getting reports of deer overpopulation? If you're going through the trouble getting the doe off the ice, shoot it, clean it and eat it.Soup kitchens accept game meat.
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