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2013-02-26 06:37:45 PM
Good thing she quit porn, she's not very good at it...
 
2013-02-26 06:55:04 PM
Maybe she'll be in the next season of Game of Thrones.
 
2013-02-26 06:56:22 PM
F*cking consequences - how do they work?
 
2013-02-26 07:06:37 PM
It's only a matter of time before finding a woman who isn't naked and or having sex on the Internet will be impossible.
 
2013-02-26 07:12:59 PM

Smgth: Good thing she quit porn, she's not very good at it...


 Does she just lay there?
 
2013-02-26 07:14:55 PM

basemetal: Smgth: Good thing she quit porn, she's not very good at it...

 Does she just lay there?


To a degree. She did a few different things, all of them in a sort of half-embarrassed sort of giggly unenthusiastic and inexpert way.

/Reviewing porn. THIS is what my life has come to...
//*sigh*
 
2013-02-26 07:16:29 PM
homefries.com
 
2013-02-26 07:17:09 PM

basemetal: [homefries.com image 850x120]


Shiat, wrong thread.
 
2013-02-26 07:24:11 PM
her Katherine Webb moment

/hopefully she take advantage of it
// she needs to work on delivery
 
2013-02-26 07:32:06 PM
You gotta love the bullshiat sanctimony of beauty pageants - she has to resign from a position as "elected sexual object" because she participated in an porn movie...
 
2013-02-26 07:38:29 PM

Lava Lamp Repairman: You gotta love the bullshiat sanctimony of beauty pageants - she has to resign from a position as "elected sexual object" because she participated in an porn movie...


Never underestimate the power of irony. Or the capacity for humans to lie to themselves about their own motivations.
 
2013-02-26 07:39:33 PM

Lava Lamp Repairman: You gotta love the bullshiat sanctimony of beauty pageants - she has to resign from a position as "elected sexual object" because she participated in an porn movie...


i think its supposed to be about a wholesome image of a young woman. it's hard to portray wholesome with a cock in your mouth.
 
2013-02-26 07:42:44 PM

ManateeGag: it's hard to portray wholesome with a cock in your mouth.


Prude.
 
2013-02-26 07:44:04 PM

Smgth: Good thing she quit porn, she's not very good at it...


Yeah I thought she was going to yank the thing out by the root.
 
2013-02-26 07:47:28 PM

ManateeGag: Lava Lamp Repairman: You gotta love the bullshiat sanctimony of beauty pageants - she has to resign from a position as "elected sexual object" because she participated in an porn movie...

i think its supposed to be about a wholesome image of a young woman. it's hard to portray wholesome with a cock in your mouth.


I'd agree with that, but only to a degree, because beauty pageants (across the board) are about the specialization of the female form. Teens are supposed to be more chaste then their 'grown up' counter parts, but it's just a convenient lie. They're STILL set up as sexual objects. But by PROVING that by doing porn, it shows the whole thing as the farce it is.
 
2013-02-26 07:49:24 PM

Gwendolyn: Smgth: Good thing she quit porn, she's not very good at it...

Yeah I thought she was going to yank the thing out by the root.


Only one of her many sins against the field of 'jerking it to people farking'. She should be drummed out of the corps.
 
2013-02-26 07:50:34 PM
Biden needs to get to the bottom of this.
 
2013-02-26 07:56:20 PM

Smgth: ManateeGag: Lava Lamp Repairman: You gotta love the bullshiat sanctimony of beauty pageants - she has to resign from a position as "elected sexual object" because she participated in an porn movie...

i think its supposed to be about a wholesome image of a young woman. it's hard to portray wholesome with a cock in your mouth.

I'd agree with that, but only to a degree, because beauty pageants (across the board) are about the specialization of the female form. Teens are supposed to be more chaste then their 'grown up' counter parts, but it's just a convenient lie. They're STILL set up as sexual objects. But by PROVING that by doing porn, it shows the whole thing as the farce it is.



This. It's about the illusion (delusion?) of "wholesomeness". You'll never see someone with acne scars, asymmetrical features and weighing 17 stone winning a beauty pageant.
 
2013-02-26 07:57:44 PM

basemetal: basemetal: [homefries.com image 850x120]

Shiat, wrong thread.


Nah... It works.
 
2013-02-26 08:10:34 PM

Lava Lamp Repairman: Smgth: ManateeGag: Lava Lamp Repairman: You gotta love the bullshiat sanctimony of beauty pageants - she has to resign from a position as "elected sexual object" because she participated in an porn movie...

i think its supposed to be about a wholesome image of a young woman. it's hard to portray wholesome with a cock in your mouth.

I'd agree with that, but only to a degree, because beauty pageants (across the board) are about the specialization of the female form. Teens are supposed to be more chaste then their 'grown up' counter parts, but it's just a convenient lie. They're STILL set up as sexual objects. But by PROVING that by doing porn, it shows the whole thing as the farce it is.


This. It's about the illusion (delusion?) of "wholesomeness". You'll never see someone with acne scars, asymmetrical features and weighing 17 stone winning a beauty pageant.


EXACTLY! Even if they had an IQ over 200 and could juggle sharks while singing the star spangled banner backwards in Swahili while tap dancing on fire AND had the solution to world peace, could feed the starving, and eliminate homelessness with 32 cents and a rubber band.

/Intellect is not valued in our society at all. It's criminal.
//Thankfully attractive idiots can either have genius kids or mouthbreathing paste eaters.
 
2013-02-26 08:35:34 PM
Not that I really give a fark, but this is stupid, sanctimonious bullshiat.
 
2013-02-26 08:35:35 PM
She should open the Kim Kardashion playbook and run with it.

/but her name is not famous enough
 
2013-02-26 08:37:56 PM
I think she needs consoling

i can console her

yes, on film even

yes yes
 
2013-02-26 08:38:19 PM
Needed the money...to go out every night
 
2013-02-26 08:39:10 PM
She's screwed. The video is all over the internet. Like everywhere like such as... the Iraq.

/never would have happened if U.S. Americans had maps.
 
2013-02-26 08:45:34 PM

ManateeGag: Lava Lamp Repairman: You gotta love the bullshiat sanctimony of beauty pageants - she has to resign from a position as "elected sexual object" because she participated in an porn movie...

i think its supposed to be about a wholesome image of a young woman. it's hard to portray wholesome with a cock in your mouth.


Try wearing a petticoat next time. I feel as wholesome as sh*t in that thing!
 
2013-02-26 08:47:25 PM

basemetal: She should open the Kim Kardashion playbook and run with it.

/but her name is not famous enough


Kim Kardashian playbook? Be awful at sex?
 
2013-02-26 08:48:37 PM

elchip: basemetal: She should open the Kim Kardashion playbook and run with it.

/but her name is not famous enough

Kim Kardashian playbook? Be awful at sex?


I think Smgth already addressed this in the "Boobies"
 
2013-02-26 08:51:04 PM
People should never feel ashamed about having sex on video (unless it's illegal sex, of course). It's a fun activity that most adults enjoy. It's not something we should be ashamed of. Maybe one day our society will be enlightened enough not to vilify people because they chose to be in a porno.
 
2013-02-26 08:51:34 PM
Scrolls TFV in question.
and we have the interview, lame.
and the Fully dressed cawk gobble.
Lame.
And the push her head down now, like daddy does it.
and the "ride the pony"
Boney moany.
and the undressed cawkgobble.
and...... that's it?
The exit interview?
that is all?
What is her stand on whirled peas?
What about naps for everyone?
Lame.

Call me when she's on CSI.
 
2013-02-26 08:51:58 PM

Smgth: It's only a matter of time before finding a woman who isn't naked and or having sex on the Internet will be impossible.


From your lips to God's ears.
 
2013-02-26 08:54:02 PM

Atomic Spunk: People should never feel ashamed about having sex on video (unless it's illegal sex, of course). It's a fun activity that most adults enjoy.


I should clarify that I meant most adults enjoy having sex. I believe very few adults actually video themselves having sex, and only a rare few would ever star in a professional porno.
 
2013-02-26 08:56:16 PM
Fap now. She'll most likely be hanging herself some time this week.
 
2013-02-26 08:56:42 PM
They took the video down and I can't seem to find a search that turns up porn. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE INTERNET!??!?!?
 
2013-02-26 08:57:28 PM
Porn is like masterbation, the only thing to you should be embarassed about it is doing it badly.

Really, who gives a fark?  Every house mom in Ohio seems to have a vid floating around on the web.
 
2013-02-26 08:58:37 PM
Pick a career. One or the other.
 
2013-02-26 08:58:50 PM
Her New Jersey?
 
2013-02-26 08:59:06 PM
Best URL ever
 
2013-02-26 08:59:08 PM

Atomic Spunk: People should never feel ashamed about having sex on video (unless it's illegal sex, of course). It's a fun activity that most adults enjoy. It's not something we should be ashamed of. Maybe one day our society will be enlightened enough not to vilify people because they chose to be in a porno.


Correction. THIS chick should feel ashamed. Because she's awful at sex on video.

/If you want your farking to be seen by strangers, be prepared to be judged by strangers at how good you fark on film.
 
2013-02-26 08:59:10 PM
God bless her!

Hope she rebounds just fine by this.

Unless this is part of her cunning plan to make money off her porn movie...
 
2013-02-26 08:59:44 PM
I like that the URL ends with "fap=yes"
 
2013-02-26 09:00:43 PM

PC LOAD LETTER: They took the video down and I can't seem to find a search that turns up porn. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE INTERNET!??!?!?


You have TF... you didn't try this link?
 
2013-02-26 09:01:24 PM
She should look at it this way: Vanessa Williams had to resign Miss America when Penthouse publiushed nude photos of her. She went on to be a successful entertainer. The Miss Teen should just do her best to be successful and ignore her porn mistake.

Ironically, that Vanessa Williams Penthouse issue was famous for two things: one, her nude photos, and two the nude photos of an underage Traci Lords which was found out much later and overshadowed the Vanessa Williams pics. I saw the last porno Traci made when she turned 18, and damn she had some nice breasts.
 
2013-02-26 09:02:01 PM

Lincey: I like that the URL ends with "fap=yes"


Well spotted.
 
2013-02-26 09:02:27 PM

ManateeGag: i think its supposed to be about a wholesome image of a young woman. it's hard to portray wholesome with a cock in your mouth.


Maybe you're just looking at it wrong. Maybe it should be wholesome to have a cock in your mouth.
 
2013-02-26 09:03:12 PM
What did Delaware?

I dunno, Alaska...
 
2013-02-26 09:04:29 PM

flaminio: What did Delaware?

I dunno, Alaska...


Whatever it was, I'm sure she got it from Miss Idaho.
 
2013-02-26 09:06:09 PM
Subliminal messages?

i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-26 09:07:22 PM

Lava Lamp Repairman: You gotta love the bullshiat sanctimony of beauty pageants - she has to resign from a position as "elected sexual object" because she participated in an porn movie...


Well, a porn producer wouldn't pay her to wear an evening gown and talk about women's issues!

I doubt that it's her in the porno.  Pageant girls tend to be closely managed and trained to be mindful of their public images from an early age.  When you're close to the state pageant, you don't risk a porno that you know will be published. A most uncanny and unfortunate resemblance.
 
2013-02-26 09:07:34 PM

BetterOffJed: flaminio: What did Delaware?

I dunno, Alaska...

Whatever it was, I'm sure she got it from Miss Idaho.



  her Virginia was too large..
 
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