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(Huffington Post)   Porn companies coming to aid of guy with stolen porn collection. Because everyone likes a happy ending   (huffingtonpost.com ) divider line
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8902 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Feb 2013 at 8:15 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-02-26 08:22:06 PM  
3 votes:
This guy actually buys his porn, so he's very important to the industry. They want him to keep buying.
2013-02-26 08:39:12 PM  
2 votes:
All jokes aside, there probably was irreplaceable stuff in there. It's not like porn manufacturers in the 1970s made an archival print of every tape they released. He probably had some pics and vids that weren't uploaded onto the internet.

Not that it would be valuable from a spank perspective but I don't like the idea of something being lost forever.
2013-02-26 08:34:36 PM  
2 votes:

occamswrist: Dude spent $7500 on porn? What a loser.


OMG I can't imagine a time when porn was both expensive and rare.

/Guessing you're young. Very young.
2013-02-26 08:24:55 PM  
2 votes:

occamswrist: Dude spent $7500 on porn? What a loser.


over the course of 40 years

that's $15 a month
2013-02-27 12:35:33 AM  
1 vote:

Jument: ReapTheChaos: Most movies are decent quality and stream rather quickly, they have basically every category under the sun and most of the videos are 20-30 minutes up to full length movies, none of this 2-3 minute clip shiat. (you do find the odd short clip here or there but its rare)

Most people who surf the tubes for porn do not need 30+ minutes worth at a time. IMHO. That's what my... friend said, anyways.


You sound young.
2013-02-27 12:30:56 AM  
1 vote:

Slam1263: /seriously, glad they found a cable modem for him.


"Welcome to the internet; we have such sights to show you"

farm3.staticflickr.com
2013-02-27 12:24:13 AM  
1 vote:

jjwars1: Lehk: occamswrist: Dude spent $7500 on porn? What a loser.

over the course of 40 years

that's $15 a month

I used to work at a porn shop, and had a regular customer drop $50-100/ WEEK.


Same here, I had one guy who had rented every video in the store. Note, 60% or more of what we had was real crap, and this was before peasants were allowed on the internet.
2013-02-26 10:28:40 PM  
1 vote:
I thoroughly understand why this guy pays for porn. The bulk of internet porn is poor quality in so many ways. Unattractive actresses that aren't your type, aren't sexy, are poorly photographed, the lighting is terrible, the camera person didn't know what the fark they were doing etcetera. I don't want to hear some fat guy talking shiat to a girl on her knees or see a guy who has to get off force-feeding a woman's face because he obviously has domination issues. To me that's gross. I'll be honest: I pay dearly trying to find something decent for free because of so much wasted time. I'd be a lot smarter to use a CC and subscribe to a site with sweet smokin' hot actresses in well polished professionally made loops.

And not everyone is into stealing via torrent or whatever the fark it's called. Keep in mind not everyone has the online know-how you may have, and not everyone thinks it's fine to steal copies of movies online. He was probably buying porn over 20 years and a lot of his collection may have been on VHS.
2013-02-26 09:42:40 PM  
1 vote:

invictus2: cmon Farkers Let's pitch in and replace his laserdisc of Caligula

[www.laserdiscvault.com image 250x244]


Worst movie ever made. Just really, really bad. But, it does have one of the best, if not the best, lez scenes ever filmed.
2013-02-26 08:57:02 PM  
1 vote:

Lehk: occamswrist: Dude spent $7500 on porn? What a loser.

over the course of 40 years

that's $15 a month


I used to work at a porn shop, and had a regular customer drop $50-100/ WEEK.
2013-02-26 08:47:13 PM  
1 vote:

Mrbogey: All jokes aside, there probably was irreplaceable stuff in there. It's not like porn manufacturers in the 1970s made an archival print of every tape they released. He probably had some pics and vids that weren't uploaded onto the internet.

Not that it would be valuable from a spank perspective but I don't like the idea of something being lost forever.


There are plenty of people willing to fap to bush porn. I once saw a crab crawl out. It was the only porn I ever replayed.

/for educational purposes
2013-02-26 08:28:07 PM  
1 vote:

Lehk: occamswrist: Dude spent $7500 on porn? What a loser.

over the course of 40 years

that's $15 a month


He's 43 years old.
2013-02-26 08:25:32 PM  
1 vote:
Well he is the last man still buying porn, they need to keep the industry going somehow.
 
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