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(Huffington Post)   Porn companies coming to aid of guy with stolen porn collection. Because everyone likes a happy ending   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 67
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2013-02-26 08:16:12 PM
penis.
 
2013-02-26 08:18:44 PM
Dude spent $7500 on porn? What a loser.
 
2013-02-26 08:19:35 PM
I need to review his collection before deciding whether it was worth replacing.

Also:  Can you imagine the reaction to the insurance claim?
 
2013-02-26 08:21:01 PM

occamswrist: Dude spent $7500 on porn? What a loser.


That is what I thought until I read the article, now I think this guy is hilarious.  The Hugh Hefner of Muskegon
 
2013-02-26 08:22:06 PM
This guy actually buys his porn, so he's very important to the industry. They want him to keep buying.
 
2013-02-26 08:22:14 PM
Too bad he didn't catch the thief in the act since I'm sure he would have beaten him off his property.
 
2013-02-26 08:24:55 PM

occamswrist: Dude spent $7500 on porn? What a loser.


over the course of 40 years

that's $15 a month
 
2013-02-26 08:25:32 PM
Well he is the last man still buying porn, they need to keep the industry going somehow.
 
2013-02-26 08:28:07 PM

Lehk: occamswrist: Dude spent $7500 on porn? What a loser.

over the course of 40 years

that's $15 a month


He's 43 years old.
 
2013-02-26 08:28:18 PM
I would applaud the porn industry for being so customer-oriented, but my hands are kind of occupied doing something else right now.
 
2013-02-26 08:29:23 PM
Came for the article, stayed for the gallery.
 
2013-02-26 08:30:28 PM

occamswrist: Lehk: occamswrist: Dude spent $7500 on porn? What a loser.

over the course of 40 years

that's $15 a month

He's 43 years old.


Yeah, and that 'virgin' in the school uniform with bags under her eyes and the smoker's cough really just turned 18
 
2013-02-26 08:30:45 PM
I doubt they will help out replacing his complete Traci Lords collection.
 
2013-02-26 08:31:05 PM
nothing beats a 70's era porn... looks like Don King got caught in a head lock.

/glad trimming is in fashion
 
2013-02-26 08:31:15 PM
MorteDiem: Came for the article, stayed for the gallery.

I think you may have been premature
 
2013-02-26 08:32:42 PM
i.huffpost.com
There are a lot of women here who want my [expletive]
 
2013-02-26 08:32:47 PM
MorteDiem: Came for the article, stayed for the gallery

Wouldn't that be came for the gallery, stayed for the article?
 
2013-02-26 08:33:15 PM
The day after the thieves busted through his back door to purloin his porn, Johnson bought a brand new HD 3D TV with the 3D glasses included

It's comin' right at us!
 
2013-02-26 08:34:36 PM

occamswrist: Dude spent $7500 on porn? What a loser.


OMG I can't imagine a time when porn was both expensive and rare.

/Guessing you're young. Very young.
 
2013-02-26 08:34:57 PM
pay for porn?

sounds unamerican

this is not 1985 and I no longer have to molest the bra section of the sears catalog

move to the 21st century, people
 
2013-02-26 08:36:55 PM

occamswrist: Dude spent $7500 on porn? What a loser.


Yeah, who pays for porn?
 
2013-02-26 08:38:09 PM

Ed Willy: occamswrist: Lehk: occamswrist: Dude spent $7500 on porn? What a loser.

over the course of 40 years

that's $15 a month

He's 43 years old.

Yeah, and that 'virgin' in the school uniform with bags under her eyes and the smoker's cough really just turned 18


I think I got access to dial up in 1995 and there was plenty already. So the last 18 years there hasn't really been a need for me to buy it. Then again I'm not quite the connoisseur he is...
 
2013-02-26 08:39:12 PM
All jokes aside, there probably was irreplaceable stuff in there. It's not like porn manufacturers in the 1970s made an archival print of every tape they released. He probably had some pics and vids that weren't uploaded onto the internet.

Not that it would be valuable from a spank perspective but I don't like the idea of something being lost forever.
 
2013-02-26 08:43:21 PM

Ed Willy: Yeah, and that 'virgin' in the school uniform with bags under her eyes and the smoker's cough really just turned 18


Well if it was Traci Lords, then she'd have just turned 16.
 
2013-02-26 08:46:13 PM

Mrbogey: All jokes aside, there probably was irreplaceable stuff in there. It's not like porn manufacturers in the 1970s made an archival print of every tape they released. He probably had some pics and vids that weren't uploaded onto the internet.

Not that it would be valuable from a spank perspective but I don't like the idea of something being lost forever.


Imagine an archivist and restorer that works for the porn industry. Water damage is a good day on the job.
 
2013-02-26 08:46:19 PM

occamswrist: Lehk: occamswrist: Dude spent $7500 on porn? What a loser.

over the course of 40 years

that's $15 a month

He's 43 years old.


I doubt he bought much porn before he turned 3.
 
2013-02-26 08:47:13 PM

Mrbogey: All jokes aside, there probably was irreplaceable stuff in there. It's not like porn manufacturers in the 1970s made an archival print of every tape they released. He probably had some pics and vids that weren't uploaded onto the internet.

Not that it would be valuable from a spank perspective but I don't like the idea of something being lost forever.


There are plenty of people willing to fap to bush porn. I once saw a crab crawl out. It was the only porn I ever replayed.

/for educational purposes
 
2013-02-26 08:57:02 PM

Lehk: occamswrist: Dude spent $7500 on porn? What a loser.

over the course of 40 years

that's $15 a month


I used to work at a porn shop, and had a regular customer drop $50-100/ WEEK.
 
2013-02-26 08:57:57 PM

Solid State Vittles: Too bad he didn't catch the thief in the act since I'm sure he would have beaten him off his property.


I hope they put out an APB to all the local hospitals looking out for a rise in elbow and wrist sprains
 
2013-02-26 09:00:37 PM

Omahawg: this is not 1985 and I no longer have to molest the bra section of the sears catalog


There was one MILFy chick they used to have in there. Good times, good times.
 
2013-02-26 09:01:14 PM
Subby, it is not a happy ending if you are doing it yourself, then it is just plain beating off.
 
2013-02-26 09:05:23 PM
The day after the thieves busted through his back door to purloin his porn, Johnson bought a brand new HD 3D TV with the 3D glasses included

Hey guys come and rob me again.
 
2013-02-26 09:07:10 PM
Dude never heard of Spankwire or YouPorn.
 
2013-02-26 09:10:03 PM
Did I mention my stolen collection of Swedish beach volleyball players? Who's going to replace them.
 
2013-02-26 09:11:00 PM

Mrbogey: Ed Willy: Yeah, and that 'virgin' in the school uniform with bags under her eyes and the smoker's cough really just turned 18

Well if it was Traci Lords, then she'd have just turned 16.




'What Gets Me Hot' is the Traci Lords flick you're referring to. Not that I've ever seen it or anything.

/3 TB fileserver full of pron
//Didn't pay for any of it
///I'm a true connoisseur
\That's code for perv
 
2013-02-26 09:12:18 PM
Who pays for porn?
 
2013-02-26 09:14:43 PM

doctor_sbaits0: The day after the thieves busted through his back door to purloin his porn, Johnson bought a brand new HD 3D TV with the 3D glasses included

Hey guys come and rob me again.


Yeah, I believe that might be what they call a clue.

Or, he maxed out a credit card.

Could go both ways at this point ;-)
 
2013-02-26 09:15:32 PM
cmon Farkers Let's pitch in and replace his laserdisc of Caligula

www.laserdiscvault.com
 
2013-02-26 09:17:06 PM

Zeppelininthesky: Who pays for porn?


Well, there's the cost of bandwidth, a new 1TB HD once every few months, medical bills for chronic carpal tunnel syndrome.

It adds up one way or another.
 
2013-02-26 09:22:17 PM

Ed Willy: Imagine an archivist and restorer that works for the porn industry


hehehe I dont have to imagine, I know one
playboy makes a LOT more hardcore porn than I thought
NTTIAWWT

// in China now, so of course I now have NONE
/ surrounded by tall thin small breasted brunettes, the god of pervs has blessed me with EXACTLY what I prefer. Large breasted clean shaven bleach blondes are over-rated. YMMV
 
2013-02-26 09:25:08 PM
I like this guy. At least he is honest about it. I guarantee that the rest of you Farkers would claim thieves stole your china or something.
 
2013-02-26 09:38:14 PM
What free porn may look like

SFW youtube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhVygON6qkE
 
2013-02-26 09:42:40 PM

invictus2: cmon Farkers Let's pitch in and replace his laserdisc of Caligula

[www.laserdiscvault.com image 250x244]


Worst movie ever made. Just really, really bad. But, it does have one of the best, if not the best, lez scenes ever filmed.
 
2013-02-26 09:44:20 PM
Hey subby, if the guy has a stolen porn collection, wouldn't a happier ending be giving the porn back to those he stole it from?
 
2013-02-26 09:52:48 PM
Putting the ass in classy, this guy.
 
2013-02-26 10:03:42 PM

fusillade762: The day after the thieves busted through his back door to purloin his porn, Johnson bought a brand new HD 3D TV with the 3D glasses included

It's comin' right at us!


img12.imageshack.us
 
2013-02-26 10:03:51 PM

NightOwl2255: Worst movie ever made. Just really, really bad. But, it does have one of the best, if not the best, lez scenes ever filmed.


Brad Jones did a good review of it. The lez scene was added after filming took place to make it "pornier".
 
2013-02-26 10:14:16 PM

LoR75: MorteDiem: Came for the article, stayed for the gallery

Wouldn't that be came for the gallery, stayed for the article?


yeah, expected something like that.

btw... porn star gallery on huffpost? huh?  and how come I've never heard of any of these people?
 
2013-02-26 10:19:31 PM

occamswrist: Dude spent $7500 on porn? What a loser.


It occurs to me he could have spent that on a Real Doll..
 
2013-02-26 10:28:40 PM
I thoroughly understand why this guy pays for porn. The bulk of internet porn is poor quality in so many ways. Unattractive actresses that aren't your type, aren't sexy, are poorly photographed, the lighting is terrible, the camera person didn't know what the fark they were doing etcetera. I don't want to hear some fat guy talking shiat to a girl on her knees or see a guy who has to get off force-feeding a woman's face because he obviously has domination issues. To me that's gross. I'll be honest: I pay dearly trying to find something decent for free because of so much wasted time. I'd be a lot smarter to use a CC and subscribe to a site with sweet smokin' hot actresses in well polished professionally made loops.

And not everyone is into stealing via torrent or whatever the fark it's called. Keep in mind not everyone has the online know-how you may have, and not everyone thinks it's fine to steal copies of movies online. He was probably buying porn over 20 years and a lot of his collection may have been on VHS.
 
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