FlashHarry: lock her up. it might be the only thing that saves her.
GAT_00: FlashHarry: lock her up. it might be the only thing that saves her.How about we lock her up because she broke the farking law?
Sin_City_Superhero: "Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!"
caddisfly: Dutch uncle
Medic Zero: In a van, down by the river?R.I.P. Chris Farley
doctor wu: She's actually a pretty talented actress.
Bith Set Me Up: Medic Zero: In a van, down by the river?R.I.P. Chris FarleyEating government cheese?
Fano: Medic Zero: In a van, down by the river?R.I.P. Chris FarleyI think the headline should have closed with that phrase.First thing I was thinking of
tinyarena: FTFA: Those terms were imposed by Judge Stephanie Sautner, who is retiring and will no longer handle Lohan's case.Don't you hate it when that happens?
ParagonComplex: A lot of good being a motivational speaker will do when she's slurring all of her words. This could work with the condition that she cannot lose her cool. Then what you do is have a Q&A at the end, and allow kids to ask her over and over again why she's called Firecrotch.
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