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(The Smoking Gun)   Indiana couple faces felony rap for double-dipping at multiplex theater   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 26
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2013-02-26 07:22:45 PM  
7 votes:
Charging twelve dollars for buttered popcorn should be a felony.
2013-02-26 10:50:39 PM  
4 votes:
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/just because I miss Friday night fun
2013-02-26 07:44:03 PM  
3 votes:
The real crime is that they had to sit through an entire movie starring The Rock.
2013-02-26 07:40:56 PM  
3 votes:

edmo: $6.75 is a felony? Gee what card in the deck should I play?


It's not $6.75.  It's $13.50.  That's double digits, man.  It seems perfectly reasonable that those people should never be able to vote, own a firearm, or hold a white collar job for the rest of their lives.
2013-02-27 12:11:42 AM  
2 votes:
When you spend $12 on theater popcorn, what you're really paying for is the inability to take a proper dump for the next three days.
2013-02-26 08:44:42 PM  
2 votes:
OK...enough about $13.50. This guy wore a pair of white denim pants, white denim vest, and a bright red shirt to a  funeral!
2013-02-26 08:13:26 PM  
2 votes:
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/Misunderstood conservative is my favorite new meme
2013-02-26 07:46:36 PM  
2 votes:

L.D. Ablo: Will someone start the race baiting already?


Well... they certainly look guilty.

Happy?
2013-02-26 07:30:15 PM  
2 votes:

Richard Saunders: Charging twelve dollars for buttered

butter flavored popcorn should be a felony.


Flavored that for ya'
2013-02-26 07:11:51 PM  
2 votes:
This thread should be  good.

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2013-02-26 10:17:00 PM  
1 votes:
That prison industry isn't going to feed itself, folks. We need to make more petty crimes felonies if we're going to keep them full.
2013-02-26 09:24:08 PM  
1 votes:

Arctic Phoenix: And WHY they told the police that they had snuck in several other times is beyond me.


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2013-02-26 09:09:10 PM  
1 votes:
also claimed they "were at a funeral all day and just were not thinking correctly."

Because after you go to a funeral ... you want to see a comedy about zombies.
2013-02-26 09:01:50 PM  
1 votes:
Sneaky as a couple of ninjas.
2013-02-26 08:37:10 PM  
1 votes:
The pair reportedly "advised they had snuck into movies at this movie complex 3 to 4 other times."

I think the biggest crime here is stupidity. How hard is to NOT ADMIT PREVIOUS CRIMINAL ACTIVITY?
2013-02-26 08:35:30 PM  
1 votes:
Should they have sneaked into the second movie?

No.

Di they toss your sainted grandmother out into the snow, flat on her puckered sh*tter because they blew her pension fund on 8 year old Brazilian boy whores and mas fina blow and scotch?

No.

If we don't start getting or priorities straight and stop worshiping "successful" criminals, there's not going to be a lot of impetus for the petty criminals to clean up their acts.

We've created a culture that thrives on "getting away with crap".

No, we really have.

How's it working out?  Come on, we need more Gestapo in here cheerleading in earnest for the dolts who pressed felony charges.

For Freedom!
2013-02-26 08:34:49 PM  
1 votes:
t2.gstatic.com
2013-02-26 08:32:28 PM  
1 votes:
This kind of crap never happened until Seth MacFarlane hosted the Academy Awards.
2013-02-26 08:21:13 PM  
1 votes:

bunner: MrHappyRotter: This crime is so heinous, reprehensible and atrocious that I can only hope Indiana has the death penalty.  Criminals like these, with no regards for the life and livelihood of other people, have no purpose on this planet -- executions is the only logical punishment that could allow them to provide any benefit to society.

4/10.  Spicy.


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2013-02-26 08:12:08 PM  
1 votes:
   I always questioned $5 milk duds....I guess thats why they're kept in jewelry display cases.
2013-02-26 08:04:02 PM  
1 votes:
This crime is so heinous, reprehensible and atrocious that I can only hope Indiana has the death penalty.  Criminals like these, with no regards for the life and livelihood of other people, have no purpose on this planet -- executions is the only logical punishment that could allow them to provide any benefit to society.
2013-02-26 07:55:49 PM  
1 votes:

Arctic Phoenix: Yes, because we all know that sneaking into movie theaters is just a gateway to hard core murder, rape, and armed robbery.


You misspelled "stockbrokering".
2013-02-26 07:54:21 PM  
1 votes:
I've gotta blame the cinemaplex. Why did they eliminate the double feature, or even the Saturday Matinee? And especially the cartoons at the beginning.
You youngsters just don't know what the megaplex cinemas have cheated you out of.

// Onion. Belt. Knot. Check, Check, Check.
2013-02-26 07:50:50 PM  
1 votes:
They paid to see a Dwayne Johnson movie?  Damn right that's a felony.
2013-02-26 07:49:48 PM  
1 votes:
What a shame. She was really good in The Help.
2013-02-26 07:42:01 PM  
1 votes:
In other news, in a country where a small collection of bankers can dismantle an entire economy and demand to be reimbursed for their time, 6.75 is now felony theft.
 
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