Sin_City_Superhero: Let's get this out of the way, shall we...I like Bud Light. And fark you, if you don't.
Ya don't say...: As an employee of AB InBev, I'm getting a kicking out of.....getting a kick out of
Sin_City_Superhero: I like Bud Light. And fark you, if you don't.
Another Government Employee: Duh. Hop flavored water.
Ya don't say...: As an employee of AB InBev, I'm getting a kick out of.....
MaudlinMutantMollusk: How could they tell?/it tasted better?
Nabb1: I think a more viable suit would be by water drinkers accusing them of contaminating cans and bottles of water with a beer-like substance.
ashinmytomatoes: American beer is like making love in a canoe...
rickythepenguin: Sin_City_Superhero: I like Bud Light. And fark you, if you don't.You are:a) mexicanb) raider fanc) mexican and a raider fand) dallas cowboy fan
wholedamnshow: People that buy macro piss are already being cheated out of their money just by buying it. Now they're upset because they're being cheated out of more?/enjoying a Lagunita's Sucks DIPA
Head_Shot: ashinmytomatoes: American beer is like making love in a canoe...Yeah...what's wrong with that? Where do tell, should I put the sailor?/in the canoe//the canoe where the coxswain is up top///the vagina
Cyberluddite: Ya don't say...: As an employee of AB InBev, I'm getting a kick out of....."Getting a kick out of it" is more than any beer drinker can say about your company's pisswater products.
Mentat: Do we have all of the "It's already water" jokes out of the way? Good.This is InBev's MO. They buy up companies to consolidate the industry, lay off workers and cut pensions, and start using cheaper, lower quality ingredients to save money. When they've milked what they can from an industry, they move on (Hello PepsiCo). They're the Bain Capital of beer.
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