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(Neatorama)   Ten food items that thankfully flopped. Maybe science should give toaster bacon another whirl   ( divider line
    More: Silly, candy bars, Pez, green beans, single adults, bacon, baby foods, New Coke  
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8448 clicks; posted to Geek » on 26 Feb 2013 at 9:31 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-26 11:39:29 PM  
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Harry_Seldon: As a person who is old enough to experience Reddi-Bacon. It was the equivalent to a pork Hot Pocket dripping molten pork fat down your arm.

So you're saying it's possible to make hot pockets with a bacon exterior instead of dough?
Cause that's what I'm hearing.
2013-02-26 09:48:03 PM  
2 votes:
I once at a green french fry.  The next thing I knew, it was two weeks later before I could think straight and I had acquired a new and intense phobia of soap bubbles.
2013-02-27 10:01:11 AM  
1 vote:
In semi-related news, I'm now craving a Surge... Or some ecto-cooler.
2013-02-26 11:54:13 PM  
1 vote:

PacManDreaming: DenisBergkamp: Coffee jello doesn't really turn me like the others do. I love coffee and most things coffee flavoured though it could be some kind of weird abomination that I'm thankful for never trying.

Ever notice that there are some flavors that just don't seem suited to certain food items? I mean, say grape flavoring for example. People like grape flavored candy, gum, soda, Popsicles and the like, but no one seems to want grape cake, cookies, ice cream or pie. We make strawberry and cherry and other fruit flavored versions of those desserts, so why not grape? I've thought about this for years and no one seems to have a satisfactory answer.

Hmmm...maybe I'll make a grape cake this weekend.
2013-02-26 10:50:59 PM  
1 vote:

Darth Jawa: Submitter, I cook the whole pound of bacon the first time I need some, store the rest in a ziplock and reheat it on top of the toaster when I later need a couple of warm slices. Of course, this won't work if your toaster has extra-wide slits.

/Insert "your mom" joke here.

Well, I've picked up my pro-tip for the day.
2013-02-26 09:48:40 PM  
1 vote:
Great article, it actually went past 1985 in its list of "all time"
2013-02-26 09:39:27 PM  
1 vote:

beautifulbob: If I wanted to eat "food" from a jar, I'd stick to peanut butter or cheese whiz.  Or marshmallow cream.  Or maraschino cherries.

/I might be single


2013-02-26 09:19:41 PM  
1 vote:
If I wanted to eat "food" from a jar, I'd stick to peanut butter or cheese whiz.  Or marshmallow cream.  Or maraschino cherries.

/I might be single
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