robinmi: Those Sarah McLachlan songs in the SPCA commercials.
downstairs: O Come, O Come, Emmanuel
spcMike: Cats in the cradle
The_Sponge: ahab: Fat Bottomed GirlsAre you kidding me? That would be an awesome song for a strip club.
Trivia Jockey: "Detachable Penis" by Primus
Slives: How about the theme song to Barney?"I love you, you love me...:"
JerseyTim: "We Don't Have to Take Our Clothes Off"
The_Sponge: robinmi: Those Sarah McLachlan songs in the SPCA commercials.But a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying.
Ras-Algethi: I'm currently listening to Someone Saved My Life Tonight by Elton John.So...any schmaltzy Elton John song.
I'm currently listening to Someone Saved My Life Tonight by Elton John.So...any schmaltzy Elton John song.
CygnusDarius: Anything by:1.- Nickelback2.- Justin Beiber (Whatever that is)Also, "Call me, maybe".
plc5_250: Sad Eyes by Robert JohnYeah, I am late to the thread - sorry.
Ryder79: "Hooker With A Penis" by Tool
sleeping martyr: Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head
Solty Dog: Stinkfist by Tool
Keeve: The Chicken Dance
valanienna: The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
hdhale: Sixteen Candles -The Crests -1958 Wrong on multiple levels.
Mikey1969: Endive Wombat: Fish HeadsI'd pay to see that, WTF are you talking about?
spcMike: Just once I want a lap dance to O Fortuna
spcMike: littlett's: I want a lap dance to the full version of Layla.You got it kiddo.
Trivia Jockey: "Cat's in the Cradle" by Harry Chapin
Ras-Algethi: Strange Fruit by Billie Holiday
Skywolf the Scribbler: 1812 Overture
calbert: The Living Years
ahab: Father FigureFat Bottomed GirlsTears in Heaven
ahab: Fat Bottomed Girls
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