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		Okay, based on the greenlit thread of the ten most common strip club songs, what would the absolute WORST song to request at a strip club? (fark.com)		201
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Endive Wombat		2013-02-26 01:23:24 PM

27 votes:

Lord I Lift Your Name On High

It_Really_Does_Glisten		2013-02-26 01:47:19 PM

20 votes:

Yakety Sax

valanienna		2013-02-26 01:51:34 PM

16 votes:

The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald

robinmi		2013-02-26 01:25:58 PM

12 votes:

Those Sarah McLachlan songs in the SPCA commercials.

Endive Wombat		2013-02-26 01:24:30 PM

12 votes:

"Date Rape" by Sublime

The_Sponge		2013-02-26 01:27:23 PM

11 votes:

robinmi: Those Sarah McLachlan songs in the SPCA commercials.

But a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying.

Kid Lester		2013-02-26 01:25:39 PM

11 votes:

At Seventeen

sleeping martyr		2013-02-26 01:25:31 PM

10 votes:

Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head

Timmy the Tumor		2013-02-26 01:23:45 PM

10 votes:

How about the "I don't want her, you can have her, she's too fat for me polka?"

Trivia Jockey		2013-02-26 02:08:29 PM

8 votes:

"Detachable Penis" by Primus

spcMike		2013-02-26 01:33:13 PM

8 votes:

Just once I want a lap dance to O Fortuna

gunsmack		2013-02-26 01:32:54 PM

8 votes:

Wedding March

Ode to Joy

MBK		2013-02-26 01:23:42 PM

8 votes:

O Holy Night

Bolebuns		2013-02-26 06:03:42 PM

7 votes:

You are 16 going on 17

JerseyTim		2013-02-26 01:45:29 PM

7 votes:

"We Don't Have to Take Our Clothes Off"

NittLion78		2013-02-26 02:51:31 PM

6 votes:

the $5 footlong jingle from Subway

The_Sponge		2013-02-26 01:40:17 PM

6 votes:

The #1 Answer:

Christmas Shoes

calbert		2013-02-26 01:36:09 PM

6 votes:

The Rainbow Connection
Jesus is Just Alright
Somewhere Over the Rainbow
The Living Years

Rev. Skarekroe		2013-02-26 01:31:01 PM

6 votes:

Swans - Mother, My Body Disgusts Me

Cannibal Corpse - Hammer Smashed Face

John Cage - 4:33

The Wiggles - Fruit Salad

spcMike		2013-02-26 01:27:55 PM

6 votes:

Cats in the cradle

The_Sponge		2013-02-26 01:26:47 PM

6 votes:

Anything by Barney or The Wiggles.

Timmy the Tumor		2013-02-26 02:18:46 PM

5 votes:

Let me smell yo' dick.

missmez		2013-02-26 01:47:29 PM

5 votes:

Hurt, the Johnny Cash version.

Endive Wombat		2013-02-26 01:28:57 PM

5 votes:

"Man of Constant Sorrow"

Solid State Vittles		2013-02-26 06:47:44 PM

4 votes:

John Ashcroft "Let the Eagle Soar"

tekmo		2013-02-26 05:19:55 PM

4 votes:

Won't You Be My Neighbor?

papafree		2013-02-26 05:18:15 PM

4 votes:

Went to a strip club and one of the girls sprayed bubble bath all over the stage before heading off. Bubbles everywhere. Sesame Streets' Rubber Ducky song came on, and someone dressed up as Bert started humping all the patrons. We're all, "WTF" until they get on stage and reveal a stripper underneath, who then proceeded to slip and slide all over the stage with her big wet boobies. By the end we were all singing along "Rubber Ducky, you're the one, you make bath time so much fun." Best Show Evar.

stonicus		2013-02-26 05:08:14 PM

4 votes:

Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer...

RedHeadLover		2013-02-26 05:06:32 PM

4 votes:

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious - Mary Poppins

BravadoGT		2013-02-26 05:01:48 PM

4 votes:

Paul Anka's You're Having My Baby

Xcott		2013-02-26 04:38:45 PM

4 votes:

The Wheels on the Bus

downstairs		2013-02-26 02:15:09 PM

4 votes:

O Come, O Come, Emmanuel

IronJelly		2013-02-26 01:50:15 PM

4 votes:

Nobody votes for It's Raining Men?

we are talking a normal strip club, rather than a gay one, right?

valanienna		2013-02-26 01:50:06 PM

4 votes:

You Light Up My Life

James72		2013-02-26 01:45:22 PM

4 votes:

The Star-Spangled Banner

Ras-Algethi		2013-02-26 01:42:44 PM

4 votes:

Strange Fruit by Billie Holiday

damageddude		2013-02-26 01:37:15 PM

4 votes:

God Save the Queen

Endive Wombat		2013-02-26 01:36:01 PM

4 votes:

Fish Heads

Solty Dog		2013-02-26 01:30:34 PM

4 votes:

Stinkfist by Tool

Anything by The Mentors

cgremlin		2013-02-26 10:07:24 PM

3 votes:

I can't believe no one's suggested "C Is For Cookie".

plc5_250		2013-02-26 06:16:10 PM

3 votes:

The Four Seasons by Vivaldi

All 4 back to back...

Pawprint		2013-02-26 05:18:43 PM

3 votes:

Anything from the "Ultra Depressing Songs of the '70s" catalog. I see Seasons in the Sun was already mentioned, so I'll add

Billy Don't Be a Hero
One Tin Soldier
Run, Joey, Run

and on a different note,

That Smell

santadog		2013-02-26 05:16:50 PM

3 votes:

"Send in the Clowns"

downstairs		2013-02-26 04:26:04 PM

3 votes:

How about the Kazakhstani national anthem?

twobux		2013-02-26 03:09:00 PM

3 votes:

Theme Song to Spongebob Squarepants

meow said the dog		2013-02-26 02:20:56 PM

3 votes:

downstairs: O Come, O Come, Emmanuel

i.imgur.com

"I came."

Exception Collection		2013-02-26 02:16:35 PM

3 votes:

My wife once watched a 40+ year old stripper dancing to "Great Wide Open".

meow said the dog		2013-02-26 02:10:28 PM

3 votes:

"Memories"
"Her Ghost in the Fog" (Cradle of Filth)
"I Killed a Stripper and Am About to Kill You, Too, Destiny, You Giant Slut" (Okay, that one wasn't a song request as much as it was something I wrote on the napkin.)

Skywolf the Scribbler		2013-02-26 01:50:27 PM

3 votes:

One Piece at a Time by Johnny Cash

factoryconnection		2013-02-26 01:44:27 PM

3 votes:

spcMike: Cats in the cradle

That's a good one... half the patrons would be looking at their watches and asking for their tabs.

The_Sponge: ahab: Fat Bottomed Girls

Are you kidding me? That would be an awesome song for a strip club.

I agree. Also, as a Navy vet I've been to some strip clubs where that should have been their anthem. D-:

ahab		2013-02-26 01:33:16 PM

3 votes:

Father Figure
Fat Bottomed Girls
Tears in Heaven

brap		2013-02-26 01:32:43 PM

3 votes:

Roly Poly (Daddy's Little Fatty)by Bob Wills and The Texas Playboys

The Snow Dog		2013-02-26 01:32:41 PM

3 votes:

The Bloodhound Gang A Lap Dance is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying

gunsmack		2013-02-26 01:28:54 PM

3 votes:

Muskrat Love.

EatenTheSun		2013-02-26 01:25:35 PM

3 votes:

Anything by Todd Rundgren.

xanadian		2013-02-26 01:23:01 PM

3 votes:

"Afternoon Delight".

Ryder79		2013-02-26 08:37:00 PM

2 votes:

The Mister Rogers Neighborhood theme song and "We Did It!" from Dora The Explorer

FA91		2013-02-26 07:38:34 PM

2 votes:

I'd either have to go with "My Ding-A-Ling" by Chuck Berry or "Come On Eileen" by Dexy's Midnight Runners.

Trivia Jockey		2013-02-26 06:56:28 PM

2 votes:

JESUS CHRIST I KNOW IT'S BY KING MISSILE NOT PRIMUS I MADE A MISTAKE

Pollexter		2013-02-26 06:32:38 PM

2 votes:

Fancy by Reba McEntire

Ryder79		2013-02-26 06:32:36 PM

2 votes:

"The Streak" by Ray Stevens. Hell, ANYTHING by Ray Stevens, really.....

Paris1127		2013-02-26 06:31:09 PM

2 votes:

Pomp and Circumstance
Sabre Dance
Flight of the Bumblebee
Pictures at an Exhibition
This one...
And of course, for a Farker we all know, this song...

IrieTom		2013-02-26 06:20:36 PM

2 votes:

Yakety Sax

digitalrain		2013-02-26 06:05:05 PM

2 votes:

Edelweiss
(These are) A Few of My Favorite Things
Sunrise Sunset
Hokey pokey

Keeve		2013-02-26 05:57:00 PM

2 votes:

The Chicken Dance

louiedog		2013-02-26 05:24:35 PM

2 votes:

Someone told me they once saw a weekday afternoon stripper dance to Fleetwood Mac's Landslide and were depressed for a week.

jntaylor63		2013-02-26 05:14:25 PM

2 votes:

1 - My Heart Will Gone On.

2 - Wind beneath My Wings

3 - Memories

4 - When I Fall In Love.

Grapple		2013-02-26 05:03:40 PM

2 votes:

Hooker with a Penis by Tool.

Xcott		2013-02-26 04:56:11 PM

2 votes:

"Do Re Mi" from The Sound of Music

MikeSass		2013-02-26 04:09:12 PM

2 votes:

"Why Does it Hurt When I Pee?" -Zappa-

cgraves67		2013-02-26 03:33:46 PM

2 votes:

Rape Me - Nirvana

Pentaxian		2013-02-26 03:29:41 PM

2 votes:

"I've Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts."
"It's a Small World After All"

coralfixation		2013-02-26 03:24:11 PM

2 votes:

Feelings.

Grapple		2013-02-26 03:20:58 PM

2 votes:

Trivia Jockey: "Detachable Penis" by Primus

King Missile did that song, you freaking savage.

aquigley		2013-02-26 03:12:09 PM

2 votes:

the theme song for 60 Minutes

jasonvatch		2013-02-26 02:55:48 PM

2 votes:

YMCA

Trivia Jockey		2013-02-26 02:52:39 PM

2 votes:

Slives: How about the theme song to Barney?

"I love you, you love me...:"

"...long time"?

Slives		2013-02-26 02:45:58 PM

2 votes:

How about the theme song to Barney?

"I love you, you love me...:"

calbert		2013-02-26 02:38:28 PM

2 votes:

so I used to be friends with a strip-club's DJ and he would tell me how during slow times, the girls would actually play this game that we're playing right now. this was back when all of his music was on cd's, so if he had it, he'd play it for them.

he also worked weddings, so he had the usual catalog of religious songs, slow songs, daddy-daughter songs.

TV theme-compilations were always fun for the girls... short songs/tv themes worked well for these slow-time antics.

Flintstones were a favorite, M*A*S*H, Mission Impossible, Hawaii Five-O.

he also had a lot of Broadway.

so you'd get girls playing around, having fun, trying to dance to Rodgers and Hammerstein, Andrew Lloyd Webber, Stephen Sondheim...

the way he described it, "they were more concerned with the rhythm than with the lyrics" but some of that sh*t got weird especially when you had girls trying to dance to Jesus Christ Superstar.

so pretty much, if he had it on cd, chances are some girl somewhere tried dancing to it.

Trivia Jockey		2013-02-26 02:16:01 PM

2 votes:

Paradise By the Dashboard Light

It would cost damn near $100 for a lapdance to this one.

Nabb1		2013-02-26 02:12:56 PM

2 votes:

"Thank Heaven for Little Girls" from "Gigi"

Secret Agent X23		2013-02-26 02:01:25 PM

2 votes:

Fripp and Eno, "An Index of Metals."
Frank Zappa, "Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?"

valanienna		2013-02-26 01:57:44 PM

2 votes:

The Entertainer by Scott Joplin

The_Sponge		2013-02-26 01:55:45 PM

2 votes:

I want a lap dance to "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" so I can get my money's worth.

littlett's		2013-02-26 01:54:22 PM

2 votes:

I want a lap dance to the full version of Layla.

Skywolf the Scribbler		2013-02-26 01:54:20 PM

2 votes:

One Banana, Two Banana, Three Banana, Four

calbert		2013-02-26 01:52:51 PM

2 votes:

Eric Clapton- Tears in Heaven

Skywolf the Scribbler		2013-02-26 01:52:39 PM

2 votes:

1812 Overture

AtticusFinchEsq		2013-02-26 01:47:39 PM

2 votes:

spcMike: Cats in the cradle

This guy gets it.

tuna fingers		2013-02-26 01:46:47 PM

2 votes:

JerseyTim: "We Don't Have to Take Our Clothes Off"

Only if they serve cherry wine.

dolphkhan		2013-02-26 01:45:02 PM

2 votes:

Dur dur d'être bébé

sleeping martyr		2013-02-26 01:42:03 PM

2 votes:

MacArthur Park

JerseyTim		2013-02-26 01:36:27 PM

2 votes:

"(They Long to Be) Close to You"

Timmy the Tumor		2013-02-26 01:33:56 PM

2 votes:

American Pie

tuna fingers		2013-02-26 01:31:21 PM

2 votes:

ProTip:
When the server gives your change back in ones, these bills are not intended for going up to the DJ and requesting songs.

Endive Wombat		2013-02-26 01:28:16 PM

2 votes:

The_Sponge: robinmi: Those Sarah McLachlan songs in the SPCA commercials.

But a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying.

Last time she was crying...all I've got to say is I've never been so hard.

busy chillin'		2013-02-27 05:29:46 PM

1 votes:

nyan cat

barbu		2013-02-27 07:54:51 AM

1 votes:

That awful country song "Daddy's Hands"

GeneralJim		2013-02-27 04:59:08 AM

1 votes:

Ras-Algethi: I'm currently listening to Someone Saved My Life Tonight by Elton John.
So...any schmaltzy Elton John song.

How about that takeoff song -- Someone shaved my wife tonight...

phalaeo		2013-02-27 12:14:30 AM

1 votes:

What the hell just happened with that last post?

Anyways... Yakety Sax is my vote.

dopekitty74		2013-02-27 12:04:01 AM

1 votes:

CygnusDarius: Anything by:

1.- Nickelback
2.- Justin Beiber (Whatever that is)

Also, "Call me, maybe".

Actually there are a few nickelback songs that definitely belong in a strip club. Animals, Figured You Out and Something in Your Mouth

/i like Nickelback, suck it bastards!

alaric3		2013-02-26 11:22:40 PM

1 votes:

Her Majesty- Beatles
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tzb5QABCmak

alaric3		2013-02-26 11:20:16 PM

1 votes:

Jesus loves the little children

Moonbeam_McSwine		2013-02-26 11:16:48 PM

1 votes:

"Dominiqe" The Singing Nun. ( Props to American Horror Story)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHhyyRByuJ0

"50 State Capitals" as sung by Wakko Warner
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSvJ9SN8THE

"My Bologna has a first name"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmPRHJd3uHI

I AM THE GOD OF HELL FIRE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCU5hTCynkQ

Mr. Softee Ice cream truck music
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nqvjFQN7ZQ

Lorelle		2013-02-26 11:03:27 PM

1 votes:

The 1-877-KARS-4-KIDS jingle.

Wretched		2013-02-26 09:35:02 PM

1 votes:

The Horst Wessel song

megarian		2013-02-26 09:21:32 PM

1 votes:

Old Man River.

Buttle not Tuttle		2013-02-26 09:20:46 PM

1 votes:

Clambake.

kaem40		2013-02-26 09:20:02 PM

1 votes:

ok, I didn't make it thru all 500+ comments...did I miss "Having My Baby" by Paul Anka?

tonguedepressor		2013-02-26 09:09:00 PM

1 votes:

Alice Cooper "Only women bleed"

or a great stripper song.

Bung_Howdy		2013-02-26 08:42:15 PM

1 votes:

Johnny Pissoff (The Iliad) by the Fugs (Ed Sanders)

/Google it :-)

Savage Belief		2013-02-26 07:56:09 PM

1 votes:

"All by Myself" The Eric Carmen version.

JavaGuy		2013-02-26 07:52:46 PM

1 votes:

Dead Puppies

TheGreenMonkey		2013-02-26 07:49:52 PM

1 votes:

Ooh, ooh, ooh, got another one.

Flight of the Bumblebee

OscarTamerz		2013-02-26 07:48:51 PM

1 votes:

I Touch Myself - The Divinyls

Especially bad if Pee Wee Herman, Fred Willard or Nick Stahl are in the audience.

boss_logga		2013-02-26 07:41:42 PM

1 votes:

Runaway Train
-Soul Asylum

Paris1127		2013-02-26 07:33:06 PM

1 votes:

Losing You
Get Down Goblin
Journey to Mars
Rock and Roll Santa
My Little Brother

Any of those...

ciberido		2013-02-26 07:13:15 PM

1 votes:

plc5_250: Sad Eyes by Robert John

Yeah, I am late to the thread - sorry.

Angel of the Morning?

megarian		2013-02-26 07:04:32 PM

1 votes:

Ryder79: "Hooker With A Penis" by Tool

....weirdest boner...

Ryder79		2013-02-26 07:04:19 PM

1 votes:

The Chili's "I Want My Baby Back Ribs" song

ravenlore		2013-02-26 07:03:20 PM

1 votes:

REM w/Kate Pierson, "Shiny Happy People"

/again ducks and runs
//actually loves both REM & the B's

Ryder79		2013-02-26 06:59:16 PM

1 votes:

"Let Me Smell Yo Dick"

ThreeFootSmurf		2013-02-26 06:57:41 PM

1 votes:

Ray Stevens - It's me again Margret

ThreeFootSmurf		2013-02-26 06:55:03 PM

1 votes:

butterfly kisses

ciberido		2013-02-26 06:52:23 PM

1 votes:

sleeping martyr: Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head

Those aren't raindrops.

felix_golden		2013-02-26 06:51:35 PM

1 votes:

Solty Dog: Stinkfist by Tool

I started laughing while getting a dance because I realized the dj was playing Prison Sex. Apparently the girl on stage had just gotten out of jail.

lepton68		2013-02-26 06:51:04 PM

1 votes:

Theme from Jaws

12349876		2013-02-26 06:41:25 PM

1 votes:

:in the arms of an angel" by Sarah McLaughlin. With the ASPCA commercial on the TVs.

WhippingBoy		2013-02-26 06:40:15 PM

1 votes:

"Teddy Bear" by Red Sovine

Solid State Vittles		2013-02-26 06:38:24 PM

1 votes:

"Dear God" XTC

tunafishbrain		2013-02-26 06:32:29 PM

1 votes:

That's My Job - Conway Twitty

Fano		2013-02-26 06:29:40 PM

1 votes:

Barnacle Bill the Sailor

SultanofSchwing		2013-02-26 06:28:43 PM

1 votes:

Stan Bush - You Got the Touch

Ryder79		2013-02-26 06:28:36 PM

1 votes:

More specifically, "Me So Horny" by Richard Cheese. EPIC

ravenlore		2013-02-26 06:18:32 PM

1 votes:

I see Lightfoot, Tori and Death Cab are covered, so...

Gangnam Style?

/ducks and runs

ruetheday69		2013-02-26 06:11:51 PM

1 votes:

Offspring - Why don't you get a job

jasonvatch		2013-02-26 06:08:05 PM

1 votes:

Alice's Restaurant

nathanjr		2013-02-26 06:06:27 PM

1 votes:

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, A Pirate's Life For Me

JavaMoon		2013-02-26 06:04:52 PM

1 votes:

Theme from Unsolved Mysteries
I've Got A Brand New Combine Harvester - The Wurzels
The Ying Tong Song - The Goons

Make it funny, I say!

Mikey1969		2013-02-26 05:59:24 PM

1 votes:

Keeve: The Chicken Dance

Enough beers, and that would be the officially funniest moment to see in my lifetime... If some chick can strip AND keep up with The Chicken Dance song, she should get automatic $100 tips from every customer AND $20 from every employee in the building. Fark it, now that I think about it, I don't even need the beers...

nathanjr		2013-02-26 05:59:16 PM

1 votes:

Rock Lobster

Crackers Are a Family Food		2013-02-26 05:58:51 PM

1 votes:

"Smack My biatch Up" - Prodigy

ruprechtdelveccio		2013-02-26 05:57:15 PM

1 votes:

You Oughtta Know by Alanis Morissette.....

twofedoras		2013-02-26 05:57:04 PM

1 votes:

Goodbye Horses
img840.imageshack.us

CygnusDarius		2013-02-26 05:55:40 PM

1 votes:

Anything by:

1.- Nickelback
2.- Justin Beiber (Whatever that is)

Also, "Call me, maybe".

mrmopar5287		2013-02-26 05:55:36 PM

1 votes:

valanienna: The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald

Came here to suggest this one. Leaving satisfied that someone else got the same idea.

not_an_indigo		2013-02-26 05:52:29 PM

1 votes:

Almost any Disney song.

Nickninja		2013-02-26 05:50:43 PM

1 votes:

Bananaphone

muddythinker		2013-02-26 05:47:34 PM

1 votes:

The Washington Post march or Rule Brittania.

RevMark		2013-02-26 05:47:15 PM

1 votes:

Adagio for Strings by Samuel Barber

Karma Curmudgeon		2013-02-26 05:43:38 PM

1 votes:

Revolution #9 - The Beatles

hdhale		2013-02-26 05:42:14 PM

1 votes:

hdhale: Sixteen Candles -The Crests -1958 Wrong on multiple levels.

Also...

Tell Laura I Love Her - Ray Peterson - 1960
Two Hour Honeymoon - Paul Hampton - 1960
Teen Angel - Mark Dinning and Alex Murray - 1959
Last Kiss - Wayne Cochran - 1962

rcf1105		2013-02-26 05:39:22 PM

1 votes:

Angel - Sarah McLachlan

SmackLT		2013-02-26 05:31:04 PM

1 votes:

I was gonna joke about the industrial parody of Friday by Rebecca Black, but listening to it, it actually might work: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti1D9t8n0qA

OscarTamerz		2013-02-26 05:30:17 PM

1 votes:

A Boy Named Sue - unless you were in a tranny strip club and knew you were in a tranny strip club and actually wanted to be in a tranny strip club

reillan		2013-02-26 05:28:27 PM

1 votes:

ohhh, even better...

Sublime - Wrong Way.

BarkingUnicorn		2013-02-26 05:26:48 PM

1 votes:

Mikey1969: Endive Wombat: Fish Heads

I'd pay to see that, WTF are you talking about?

"Fish Heads" was my Cub Scout den's theme song!

Mikey1969		2013-02-26 05:26:13 PM

1 votes:

What about the theme song for Animaniacs?

FTDA		2013-02-26 05:23:25 PM

1 votes:

Trivia Jockey: "Detachable Penis" by Primus

Wynonnas big brown beaver.

HindiDiscoMonster		2013-02-26 05:22:54 PM

1 votes:

GWAR - Have you seen me?

Dead for Tax Reasons		2013-02-26 05:17:39 PM

1 votes:

carmina burana

KierzanDax		2013-02-26 05:17:30 PM

1 votes:

"When Somebody Loved Me" from Toy Story 2

nickerj1		2013-02-26 05:14:13 PM

1 votes:

Who's got the biggest balls of them all?

/Not sure what the song name is

Hugo Zorilla		2013-02-26 05:14:13 PM

1 votes:

I Want My Baby Back - Jimmy Cross

TunaTacoTaster		2013-02-26 05:13:44 PM

1 votes:

True story: Walked into the Clermont Lounge in Atlanta about 1am and there was Blondie shakin' it as best she could the The Greatest Love Of All by Whitney Houston.

iheartscotch		2013-02-26 05:10:09 PM

1 votes:

spcMike: Just once I want a lap dance to O Fortuna

O Fortuna Imperatrix Mundi?

That would be awesome

Or maybe Ride of the Valkaries

mjg		2013-02-26 05:06:30 PM

1 votes:

AIDS!

RickshawRider		2013-02-26 05:05:57 PM

1 votes:

Amazing Grace

Seasons In The Sun

/The tears must flow
//H.R. Pufnstuf theme to clear the sniffles

KingPorter		2013-02-26 05:05:20 PM

1 votes:

"Come Dancing" by the Kinks

ModernPrimitive01		2013-02-26 04:49:53 PM

1 votes:

the Waffle House song
Hail to the Chief
Amazing Grace

gmacbeth		2013-02-26 04:45:39 PM

1 votes:

Come On, Eileen

RedPhoenix122		2013-02-26 04:17:43 PM

1 votes:

Bloodhound Gang - A Lapdance Is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying.

stevetherobot		2013-02-26 03:58:32 PM

1 votes:

Butterfly Kisses

Gifted Many Few		2013-02-26 03:32:57 PM

1 votes:

"Detachable Penis"
"Dude Looks Like a Lady"
"Dead Girls are Easy"
"Da Da Da"

Maturin		2013-02-26 03:32:01 PM

1 votes:

Anything by Phillip Glass

RedPhoenix122		2013-02-26 03:28:27 PM

1 votes:

Luka

loki see loki do		2013-02-26 03:00:33 PM

1 votes:

The best striptease I've ever seen was a gal in a fur bikini stripping and grinding and humping to the "Battle of Evermore".
Loved it.

Trivia Jockey		2013-02-26 02:56:28 PM

1 votes:

jasonvatch: YMCA

Depends on the type of strip club.

Grizwald		2013-02-26 02:46:22 PM

1 votes:

"Mother"

littlett's		2013-02-26 02:21:02 PM

1 votes:

spcMike: littlett's: I want a lap dance to the full version of Layla.

You got it kiddo.

SCORE! 7 minute lap dance!

I_Am_Weasel		2013-02-26 02:18:25 PM

1 votes:

Trivia Jockey: "Cat's in the Cradle" by Harry Chapin

Not 30,000 Pounds Of Bananas?

How about "Convoy"?

Current Resident		2013-02-26 02:17:36 PM

1 votes:

"Mama" by Genesis

TheJenny666		2013-02-26 02:15:33 PM

1 votes:

Fancy - Reba McEntire

Nabb1		2013-02-26 02:14:37 PM

1 votes:

Trivia Jockey: "Detachable Penis" by Primus

That was King Missile, not Primus.

Trivia Jockey		2013-02-26 02:14:13 PM

1 votes:

"Cat's in the Cradle" by Harry Chapin

NuttierThanEver		2013-02-26 02:11:10 PM

1 votes:

Daddy's Little Girl

Peaceboy		2013-02-26 02:09:53 PM

1 votes:

"Her Majesty" by the Beatles. Only because it's 23 seconds long.

And the DJ would STILL probably cut it short.

The English Major		2013-02-26 02:08:21 PM

1 votes:

"Oh Daddy" Fleetwood Mac

"The Freshmen" Verve Pipe

calbert		2013-02-26 01:58:27 PM

1 votes:

oh and I've also seen stripping to REM- Everybody Hurts... it started out with one performer and then she was joined by a friend... it was actually really well done and their routine matched the song extremely well.

/lots of sad-boners to that one.

naughtyrev		2013-02-26 01:56:39 PM

1 votes:

Ras-Algethi: Strange Fruit by Billie Holiday

I think that's the winner.

sleeping martyr		2013-02-26 01:55:13 PM

1 votes:

Skywolf the Scribbler: 1812 Overture

actually, the last few minutes would have more than just cannons blowing their loads!!

valanienna		2013-02-26 01:52:52 PM

1 votes:

God Bless the USA

It_Really_Does_Glisten		2013-02-26 01:50:57 PM

1 votes:

Like a Rolling Stone

Rev. Skarekroe		2013-02-26 01:39:39 PM

1 votes:

calbert: The Living Years

Snort

calbert		2013-02-26 01:38:40 PM

1 votes:

The Rose

JerseyTim		2013-02-26 01:37:22 PM

1 votes:

"Brick"

spcMike		2013-02-26 01:34:46 PM

1 votes:

ahab: Father Figure
Fat Bottomed Girls
Tears in Heaven

I would tip extra for a stripper to dance to fat bottom girls.

The_Sponge		2013-02-26 01:34:32 PM

1 votes:

ahab: Fat Bottomed Girls

Are you kidding me? That would be an awesome song for a strip club.

Endive Wombat		2013-02-26 01:26:53 PM

1 votes:

"Blowjob Betty" by Too Short - I mean, its about a hooker that dies.

The_Sponge		2013-02-26 01:25:54 PM

1 votes:

"In the Ghetto"

Actually, it's even a bad idea to request it for a lounge singer in Vegas. I did, (at the Tropicana), and it caused some old guy in the back to fall asleep...I shiat you not.

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats		2013-02-26 01:21:05 PM

1 votes:

I was at a club one time, talking with a dancer, when we both realized that "Smooth Criminal" was playing and decided that... yeah, that wasn't the greatest song selection for a strip club.

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