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(Fark)   Okay, based on the greenlit thread of the ten most common strip club songs, what would the absolute WORST song to request at a strip club?   (fark.com) divider line 201
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2013-02-26 01:23:24 PM
27 votes:
Lord I Lift Your Name On High
2013-02-26 01:47:19 PM
20 votes:
Yakety Sax
2013-02-26 01:51:34 PM
16 votes:
The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
2013-02-26 01:25:58 PM
12 votes:
Those Sarah McLachlan songs in the SPCA commercials.
2013-02-26 01:24:30 PM
12 votes:
"Date Rape" by Sublime
2013-02-26 01:27:23 PM
11 votes:

robinmi: Those Sarah McLachlan songs in the SPCA commercials.



But a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying.
2013-02-26 01:25:39 PM
11 votes:
At Seventeen
2013-02-26 01:25:31 PM
10 votes:
Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head
2013-02-26 01:23:45 PM
10 votes:
How about the "I don't want her, you can have her, she's too fat for me polka?"
2013-02-26 02:08:29 PM
8 votes:
"Detachable Penis" by Primus
2013-02-26 01:33:13 PM
8 votes:
Just once I want a lap dance to O Fortuna
2013-02-26 01:32:54 PM
8 votes:
Wedding March

Ode to Joy
MBK [TotalFark]
2013-02-26 01:23:42 PM
8 votes:
O Holy Night
2013-02-26 06:03:42 PM
7 votes:
You are 16 going on 17
2013-02-26 01:45:29 PM
7 votes:
"We Don't Have to Take Our Clothes Off"
2013-02-26 02:51:31 PM
6 votes:
the $5 footlong jingle from Subway
2013-02-26 01:40:17 PM
6 votes:
The #1 Answer:

Christmas Shoes
2013-02-26 01:36:09 PM
6 votes:
The Rainbow Connection
Jesus is Just Alright
Somewhere Over the Rainbow
The Living Years
2013-02-26 01:31:01 PM
6 votes:
Swans - Mother, My Body Disgusts Me

Cannibal Corpse - Hammer Smashed Face

John Cage - 4:33

The Wiggles - Fruit Salad
2013-02-26 01:27:55 PM
6 votes:
Cats in the cradle
2013-02-26 01:26:47 PM
6 votes:
Anything by Barney or The Wiggles.
2013-02-26 02:18:46 PM
5 votes:
Let me smell yo' dick.
2013-02-26 01:47:29 PM
5 votes:
Hurt, the Johnny Cash  version.
2013-02-26 01:28:57 PM
5 votes:
"Man of Constant Sorrow"
2013-02-26 06:47:44 PM
4 votes:
John Ashcroft "Let the Eagle Soar"
2013-02-26 05:19:55 PM
4 votes:
Won't You Be My Neighbor?
2013-02-26 05:18:15 PM
4 votes:
Went to a strip club and one of the girls sprayed bubble bath all over the stage before heading off. Bubbles everywhere. Sesame Streets' Rubber Ducky song came on, and someone dressed up as Bert started humping all the patrons. We're all, "WTF" until they get on stage and reveal a stripper underneath, who then proceeded to slip and slide all over the stage with her big wet boobies. By the end we were all singing along "Rubber Ducky, you're the one, you make bath time so much fun." Best Show Evar.
2013-02-26 05:08:14 PM
4 votes:
Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer...
2013-02-26 05:06:32 PM
4 votes:
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious - Mary Poppins
2013-02-26 05:01:48 PM
4 votes:
2013-02-26 04:38:45 PM
4 votes:
The Wheels on the Bus
2013-02-26 02:15:09 PM
4 votes:
O Come, O Come, Emmanuel
2013-02-26 01:50:15 PM
4 votes:
Nobody votes for It's Raining Men?

we are talking a normal strip club, rather than a gay one, right?
2013-02-26 01:50:06 PM
4 votes:
You Light Up My Life
2013-02-26 01:45:22 PM
4 votes:
The Star-Spangled Banner
2013-02-26 01:42:44 PM
4 votes:
Strange Fruit by Billie Holiday
2013-02-26 01:37:15 PM
4 votes:
God Save the Queen
2013-02-26 01:36:01 PM
4 votes:
Fish Heads
2013-02-26 01:30:34 PM
4 votes:
Stinkfist by Tool

Anything by The Mentors
2013-02-26 10:07:24 PM
3 votes:
I can't believe no one's suggested "C Is For Cookie".
2013-02-26 06:16:10 PM
3 votes:
The Four Seasons by Vivaldi

All 4 back to back...
2013-02-26 05:18:43 PM
3 votes:
Anything from the "Ultra Depressing Songs of the '70s" catalog. I see Seasons in the Sun was already mentioned, so I'll add

Billy Don't Be a Hero
One Tin Soldier
Run, Joey, Run

and on a different note,

That Smell
2013-02-26 05:16:50 PM
3 votes:
"Send in the Clowns"
2013-02-26 04:26:04 PM
3 votes:
How about the Kazakhstani national anthem?
2013-02-26 03:09:00 PM
3 votes:
Theme Song to Spongebob Squarepants
2013-02-26 02:20:56 PM
3 votes:

downstairs: O Come, O Come, Emmanuel


i.imgur.com
"I came."
2013-02-26 02:16:35 PM
3 votes:
My wife once watched a 40+ year old stripper dancing to "Great Wide Open".
2013-02-26 02:10:28 PM
3 votes:
"Memories"
"Her Ghost in the Fog" (Cradle of Filth)
"I Killed a Stripper and Am About to Kill You, Too, Destiny, You Giant Slut"  (Okay, that one wasn't a song request as much as it was something I wrote on the napkin.)
2013-02-26 01:50:27 PM
3 votes:
One Piece at a Time by Johnny Cash
2013-02-26 01:44:27 PM
3 votes:

spcMike: Cats in the cradle


That's a good one... half the patrons would be looking at their watches and asking for their tabs.

The_Sponge: ahab: Fat Bottomed Girls

Are  you kidding me?  That would be an awesome song for a strip club.


I agree.  Also, as a Navy vet I've been to some strip clubs where that should have been their anthem.  D-:
2013-02-26 01:33:16 PM
3 votes:
Father Figure
Fat Bottomed Girls
Tears in Heaven
2013-02-26 01:32:43 PM
3 votes:
Roly Poly (Daddy's Little Fatty)by Bob Wills and The Texas Playboys
2013-02-26 01:32:41 PM
3 votes:
The Bloodhound Gang A Lap Dance is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying
2013-02-26 01:28:54 PM
3 votes:
Muskrat Love.
2013-02-26 01:25:35 PM
3 votes:
Anything by Todd Rundgren.
2013-02-26 01:23:01 PM
3 votes:
"Afternoon Delight".
2013-02-26 08:37:00 PM
2 votes:
The Mister Rogers Neighborhood theme song and "We Did It!" from Dora The Explorer
2013-02-26 07:38:34 PM
2 votes:
I'd either have to go with "My Ding-A-Ling" by Chuck Berry or "Come On Eileen" by Dexy's Midnight Runners.
2013-02-26 06:56:28 PM
2 votes:
JESUS CHRIST I KNOW IT'S BY KING MISSILE NOT PRIMUS I MADE A MISTAKE
2013-02-26 06:32:38 PM
2 votes:
Fancy by Reba McEntire
2013-02-26 06:32:36 PM
2 votes:
"The Streak" by Ray Stevens. Hell, ANYTHING by Ray Stevens, really.....
2013-02-26 06:31:09 PM
2 votes:
Pomp and Circumstance
Sabre Dance
Flight of the Bumblebee
Pictures at an Exhibition
This one...
And of course, for a Farker we all know, this song...
2013-02-26 06:20:36 PM
2 votes:
Yakety Sax
2013-02-26 06:05:05 PM
2 votes:
Edelweiss
(These are) A Few of My Favorite Things
Sunrise Sunset
Hokey pokey
2013-02-26 05:57:00 PM
2 votes:
The Chicken Dance
2013-02-26 05:24:35 PM
2 votes:
Someone told me they once saw a weekday afternoon stripper dance to Fleetwood Mac's Landslide and were depressed for a week.
2013-02-26 05:14:25 PM
2 votes:
1 - My Heart Will Gone On.

2 - Wind beneath My Wings

3 - Memories

4 - When I Fall In Love.
2013-02-26 05:03:40 PM
2 votes:
Hooker with a Penis by Tool.
2013-02-26 04:56:11 PM
2 votes:
"Do Re Mi" from The Sound of Music
2013-02-26 04:09:12 PM
2 votes:
"Why Does it Hurt When I Pee?"  -Zappa-
2013-02-26 03:33:46 PM
2 votes:
Rape Me - Nirvana
2013-02-26 03:29:41 PM
2 votes:
"I've Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts."
"It's a Small World After All"
2013-02-26 03:24:11 PM
2 votes:
Feelings.
2013-02-26 03:20:58 PM
2 votes:

Trivia Jockey: "Detachable Penis" by Primus


King Missile did that song, you freaking savage.
2013-02-26 03:12:09 PM
2 votes:
the theme song for 60 Minutes
2013-02-26 02:55:48 PM
2 votes:
YMCA
2013-02-26 02:52:39 PM
2 votes:

Slives: How about the theme song to Barney?

"I love you, you love me...:"


"...long time"?
2013-02-26 02:45:58 PM
2 votes:
How about the theme song to Barney?

"I love you, you love me...:"
2013-02-26 02:38:28 PM
2 votes:
so I used to be friends with a strip-club's DJ and he would tell me how during slow times, the girls would actually play this game that we're playing right now. this was back when all of his music was on cd's, so if he had it, he'd play it for them.

he also worked weddings, so he had the usual catalog of religious songs, slow songs, daddy-daughter songs.

TV theme-compilations were always fun for the girls... short songs/tv themes worked well for these slow-time antics.

Flintstones were a favorite, M*A*S*H, Mission Impossible, Hawaii Five-O.

he also had a lot of Broadway.

so you'd get girls playing around, having fun, trying to dance to Rodgers and Hammerstein, Andrew Lloyd Webber, Stephen Sondheim...

the way he described it, "they were more concerned with the rhythm than with the lyrics" but some of that sh*t got weird especially when you had girls trying to dance to Jesus Christ Superstar.

so pretty much, if he had it on cd, chances are some girl somewhere tried dancing to it.
2013-02-26 02:16:01 PM
2 votes:
Paradise By the Dashboard Light

It would cost damn near $100 for a lapdance to this one.
2013-02-26 02:12:56 PM
2 votes:
"Thank Heaven for Little Girls" from "Gigi"
2013-02-26 02:01:25 PM
2 votes:
Fripp and Eno, "An Index of Metals."
Frank Zappa, "Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?"
2013-02-26 01:57:44 PM
2 votes:
The Entertainer by Scott Joplin
2013-02-26 01:55:45 PM
2 votes:
I want a lap dance to "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" so I can get my money's worth.
2013-02-26 01:54:22 PM
2 votes:
I want a lap dance to the full version of Layla.
2013-02-26 01:54:20 PM
2 votes:
One Banana, Two Banana, Three Banana, Four
2013-02-26 01:52:51 PM
2 votes:
Eric Clapton- Tears in Heaven
2013-02-26 01:52:39 PM
2 votes:
1812 Overture
2013-02-26 01:47:39 PM
2 votes:

spcMike: Cats in the cradle


This guy gets it.
2013-02-26 01:46:47 PM
2 votes:

JerseyTim: "We Don't Have to Take Our Clothes Off"


Only if they serve cherry wine.
2013-02-26 01:45:02 PM
2 votes:
Dur dur d'être bébé
2013-02-26 01:42:03 PM
2 votes:
MacArthur Park
2013-02-26 01:36:27 PM
2 votes:
"(They Long to Be) Close to You"
2013-02-26 01:33:56 PM
2 votes:
American Pie
2013-02-26 01:31:21 PM
2 votes:
ProTip:
When the server gives your change back in ones, these bills are not intended for going up to the DJ and requesting songs.
2013-02-26 01:28:16 PM
2 votes:

The_Sponge: robinmi: Those Sarah McLachlan songs in the SPCA commercials.


But a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying.


Last time she was crying...all I've got to say is I've never been so hard.
2013-02-27 05:29:46 PM
1 votes:
nyan cat
2013-02-27 07:54:51 AM
1 votes:
That awful country song "Daddy's Hands"
2013-02-27 04:59:08 AM
1 votes:

Ras-Algethi:

I'm currently listening to Someone Saved My Life Tonight by Elton John.
So...any schmaltzy Elton John song.

How about that takeoff song -- Someone shaved my wife tonight...
2013-02-27 12:14:30 AM
1 votes:
What the hell just happened with that last post?

Anyways... Yakety Sax is my vote.
2013-02-27 12:04:01 AM
1 votes:

CygnusDarius: Anything by:

1.- Nickelback
2.- Justin Beiber (Whatever that is)

Also, "Call me, maybe".


Actually there are a few nickelback songs that definitely belong in a strip club. Animals, Figured You Out and Something in Your Mouth

/i like Nickelback, suck it bastards!
2013-02-26 11:22:40 PM
1 votes:
2013-02-26 11:20:16 PM
1 votes:
Jesus loves the little children
2013-02-26 11:16:48 PM
1 votes:
"Dominiqe" The Singing Nun. ( Props to American Horror Story)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHhyyRByuJ0

"50 State Capitals" as sung by Wakko Warner
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSvJ9SN8THE

"My Bologna has a first name"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmPRHJd3uHI

I AM THE GOD OF HELL FIRE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCU5hTCynkQ

Mr. Softee Ice cream truck music
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nqvjFQN7ZQ
2013-02-26 11:03:27 PM
1 votes:
The 1-877-KARS-4-KIDS jingle.
2013-02-26 09:35:02 PM
1 votes:
The Horst Wessel song
2013-02-26 09:21:32 PM
1 votes:
Old Man River.
2013-02-26 09:20:46 PM
1 votes:
2013-02-26 09:20:02 PM
1 votes:
ok, I didn't make it thru all 500+ comments...did I miss "Having My Baby" by Paul Anka?
2013-02-26 09:09:00 PM
1 votes:
Alice Cooper "Only women bleed"

or a great stripper song.
2013-02-26 08:42:15 PM
1 votes:
Johnny Pissoff (The Iliad) by the Fugs (Ed Sanders)

/Google it :-)
2013-02-26 07:56:09 PM
1 votes:
"All by Myself" The Eric Carmen version.
2013-02-26 07:52:46 PM
1 votes:
2013-02-26 07:49:52 PM
1 votes:
Ooh, ooh, ooh, got another one.

Flight of the Bumblebee
2013-02-26 07:48:51 PM
1 votes:
I Touch Myself - The Divinyls

Especially bad if Pee Wee Herman, Fred Willard or Nick Stahl are in the audience.
2013-02-26 07:41:42 PM
1 votes:
Runaway Train
-Soul Asylum
2013-02-26 07:33:06 PM
1 votes:
2013-02-26 07:13:15 PM
1 votes:

plc5_250: Sad Eyes by Robert John

Yeah, I am late to the thread - sorry.


Angel of the Morning?
2013-02-26 07:04:32 PM
1 votes:

Ryder79: "Hooker With A Penis" by Tool


....weirdest boner...
2013-02-26 07:04:19 PM
1 votes:
The Chili's "I Want My Baby Back Ribs" song
2013-02-26 07:03:20 PM
1 votes:
REM w/Kate Pierson, "Shiny Happy People"

/again ducks and runs
//actually loves both REM & the B's
2013-02-26 06:59:16 PM
1 votes:
"Let Me Smell Yo Dick"
2013-02-26 06:57:41 PM
1 votes:
Ray Stevens - It's me again Margret
2013-02-26 06:55:03 PM
1 votes:
butterfly kisses
2013-02-26 06:52:23 PM
1 votes:

sleeping martyr: Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head


Those aren't raindrops.
2013-02-26 06:51:35 PM
1 votes:

Solty Dog: Stinkfist by Tool


I started laughing while getting a dance because I realized the dj was playing Prison Sex. Apparently the girl on stage had just gotten out of jail.
2013-02-26 06:51:04 PM
1 votes:
Theme from Jaws
2013-02-26 06:41:25 PM
1 votes:
:in the arms of an angel" by Sarah McLaughlin.  With the ASPCA commercial on the TVs.
2013-02-26 06:40:15 PM
1 votes:
"Teddy Bear" by Red Sovine
2013-02-26 06:38:24 PM
1 votes:
"Dear God" XTC
2013-02-26 06:32:29 PM
1 votes:
That's My Job - Conway Twitty
2013-02-26 06:29:40 PM
1 votes:
Barnacle Bill the Sailor
2013-02-26 06:28:43 PM
1 votes:
Stan Bush - You Got the Touch
2013-02-26 06:28:36 PM
1 votes:
More specifically, "Me So Horny" by Richard Cheese. EPIC
2013-02-26 06:18:32 PM
1 votes:
I see Lightfoot, Tori and Death Cab are covered, so...


Gangnam Style?


/ducks and runs
2013-02-26 06:11:51 PM
1 votes:
Offspring - Why don't you get a job
2013-02-26 06:08:05 PM
1 votes:
Alice's Restaurant
2013-02-26 06:06:27 PM
1 votes:
Yo Ho, Yo Ho, A Pirate's Life For Me
2013-02-26 06:04:52 PM
1 votes:
Theme from Unsolved Mysteries
I've Got A Brand New Combine Harvester - The Wurzels
The Ying Tong Song - The Goons

Make it funny, I say!
2013-02-26 05:59:24 PM
1 votes:

Keeve: The Chicken Dance


Enough beers, and that would be the officially funniest moment to see in my lifetime... If some chick can strip AND keep up with The Chicken Dance song, she should get automatic $100 tips from every customer AND $20 from every employee in the building. Fark it, now that I think about it, I don't even need the beers...
2013-02-26 05:59:16 PM
1 votes:
Rock Lobster
2013-02-26 05:58:51 PM
1 votes:
"Smack My biatch Up" - Prodigy
2013-02-26 05:57:15 PM
1 votes:
You Oughtta Know by Alanis Morissette.....
2013-02-26 05:57:04 PM
1 votes:
Goodbye Horses
img840.imageshack.us
2013-02-26 05:55:40 PM
1 votes:
Anything by:

1.- Nickelback
2.- Justin Beiber (Whatever that is)

Also, "Call me, maybe".
2013-02-26 05:55:36 PM
1 votes:

valanienna: The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald


Came here to suggest this one.  Leaving satisfied that someone else got the same idea.
2013-02-26 05:52:29 PM
1 votes:
Almost any Disney song.
2013-02-26 05:50:43 PM
1 votes:
Bananaphone
2013-02-26 05:47:34 PM
1 votes:
The Washington Post march or Rule Brittania.
2013-02-26 05:47:15 PM
1 votes:
Adagio for Strings by Samuel Barber
2013-02-26 05:43:38 PM
1 votes:
2013-02-26 05:42:14 PM
1 votes:

hdhale: Sixteen Candles -The Crests -1958 Wrong on multiple levels.



Also...

Tell Laura I Love Her - Ray Peterson - 1960
Two Hour Honeymoon - Paul Hampton - 1960
Teen Angel - Mark Dinning and Alex Murray  - 1959
Last Kiss - Wayne Cochran - 1962
2013-02-26 05:39:22 PM
1 votes:
Angel - Sarah McLachlan
2013-02-26 05:31:04 PM
1 votes:
I was gonna joke about the industrial parody of Friday by Rebecca Black, but listening to it, it actually might work:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti1D9t8n0qA
2013-02-26 05:30:17 PM
1 votes:
A Boy Named Sue - unless you were in a tranny strip club and knew you were in a tranny strip club and actually wanted to be in a tranny strip club
2013-02-26 05:28:27 PM
1 votes:
ohhh, even better...

Sublime - Wrong Way.
2013-02-26 05:26:48 PM
1 votes:

Mikey1969: Endive Wombat: Fish Heads

I'd pay to see that, WTF are you talking about?


"Fish Heads" was my Cub Scout den's theme song!
2013-02-26 05:26:13 PM
1 votes:
What about the theme song for Animaniacs?
2013-02-26 05:23:25 PM
1 votes:

Trivia Jockey: "Detachable Penis" by Primus


Wynonnas big brown beaver.
2013-02-26 05:22:54 PM
1 votes:
GWAR - Have you seen me?
2013-02-26 05:17:39 PM
1 votes:
carmina burana
2013-02-26 05:17:30 PM
1 votes:
"When Somebody Loved Me" from Toy Story 2
2013-02-26 05:14:13 PM
1 votes:
Who's got the biggest balls of them all?

/Not sure what the song name is
2013-02-26 05:14:13 PM
1 votes:
I Want My Baby Back - Jimmy Cross
2013-02-26 05:13:44 PM
1 votes:
True story:  Walked into the Clermont Lounge in Atlanta about 1am and there was Blondie shakin' it as best she could the The Greatest Love Of All by Whitney Houston.
2013-02-26 05:10:09 PM
1 votes:

spcMike: Just once I want a lap dance to O Fortuna


O Fortuna Imperatrix Mundi?

That would be awesome

Or maybe Ride of the Valkaries
mjg
2013-02-26 05:06:30 PM
1 votes:
images.45cat.com

AIDS!
2013-02-26 05:05:57 PM
1 votes:
Amazing Grace

Seasons In The Sun

/The tears must flow
//H.R. Pufnstuf theme to clear the sniffles
2013-02-26 05:05:20 PM
1 votes:
"Come Dancing" by the Kinks
2013-02-26 04:49:53 PM
1 votes:
the Waffle House song
Hail to the Chief
Amazing Grace
2013-02-26 04:45:39 PM
1 votes:
Come On, Eileen
2013-02-26 04:17:43 PM
1 votes:
Bloodhound Gang - A Lapdance Is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying.
2013-02-26 03:58:32 PM
1 votes:
Butterfly Kisses
2013-02-26 03:32:57 PM
1 votes:
"Detachable Penis"
"Dude Looks Like a Lady"
"Dead Girls are Easy"
"Da Da Da"
2013-02-26 03:32:01 PM
1 votes:
Anything by Phillip Glass
2013-02-26 03:28:27 PM
1 votes:
Luka
2013-02-26 03:00:33 PM
1 votes:
The best striptease I've ever seen was a gal in a fur bikini stripping and grinding and humping to the "Battle of Evermore".
Loved it.
2013-02-26 02:56:28 PM
1 votes:

jasonvatch: YMCA


Depends on the type of strip club.
2013-02-26 02:46:22 PM
1 votes:
"Mother"
2013-02-26 02:21:02 PM
1 votes:

spcMike: littlett's: I want a lap dance to the full version of Layla.

You got it kiddo.


SCORE! 7 minute lap dance!
2013-02-26 02:18:25 PM
1 votes:

Trivia Jockey: "Cat's in the Cradle" by Harry Chapin


Not 30,000 Pounds Of Bananas?


How about "Convoy"?
2013-02-26 02:17:36 PM
1 votes:
"Mama" by Genesis
2013-02-26 02:15:33 PM
1 votes:
Fancy - Reba McEntire
2013-02-26 02:14:37 PM
1 votes:

Trivia Jockey: "Detachable Penis" by Primus


That was King Missile, not Primus.
2013-02-26 02:14:13 PM
1 votes:
"Cat's in the Cradle" by Harry Chapin
2013-02-26 02:11:10 PM
1 votes:
Daddy's Little Girl
2013-02-26 02:09:53 PM
1 votes:
"Her Majesty" by the Beatles.  Only because it's 23 seconds long.

And the DJ would STILL probably cut it short.
2013-02-26 02:08:21 PM
1 votes:
"Oh Daddy" Fleetwood Mac

"The Freshmen" Verve Pipe
2013-02-26 01:58:27 PM
1 votes:
oh and I've also seen stripping to REM- Everybody Hurts... it started out with one performer and then she was joined by a friend... it was actually really well done and their routine matched the song extremely well.

/lots of sad-boners to that one.
2013-02-26 01:56:39 PM
1 votes:

Ras-Algethi: Strange Fruit by Billie Holiday


I think that's the winner.
2013-02-26 01:55:13 PM
1 votes:

Skywolf the Scribbler: 1812 Overture


actually, the last few minutes would have more than just cannons blowing their loads!!
2013-02-26 01:52:52 PM
1 votes:
God Bless the USA
2013-02-26 01:50:57 PM
1 votes:
Like a Rolling Stone
2013-02-26 01:39:39 PM
1 votes:

calbert: The Living Years


Snort
2013-02-26 01:38:40 PM
1 votes:
The Rose
2013-02-26 01:37:22 PM
1 votes:
"Brick"
2013-02-26 01:34:46 PM
1 votes:

ahab: Father Figure
Fat Bottomed Girls
Tears in Heaven


I would tip extra for a stripper to dance to fat bottom girls.
2013-02-26 01:34:32 PM
1 votes:

ahab: Fat Bottomed Girls


Are  you kidding me?  That would be an awesome song for a strip club.
2013-02-26 01:26:53 PM
1 votes:
"Blowjob Betty" by Too Short - I mean, its about a hooker that dies.
2013-02-26 01:25:54 PM
1 votes:
"In the Ghetto"

Actually, it's even a bad idea to request it for a lounge singer in Vegas.  I did, (at the Tropicana), and it caused some old guy in the back to fall asleep...I shiat you not.
2013-02-26 01:21:05 PM
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I was at a club one time, talking with a dancer, when we both realized that "Smooth Criminal" was playing and decided that... yeah, that wasn't the greatest song selection for a strip club.
 
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