At Seventeen

You are 16 going on 17

AIDS!

The Bloodhound Gang A Lap Dance is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying

okiemule:


"Drug Raid at 4 A.M." by Lard.

I would love to see that done, that or "Sum of Your Achievements" by Nailbomb

The Theme song to "Flipper"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azEOeTX1LqM

"Gollum's song" from LOTR
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkXbzffVl44

"Is that all there is?" Peggy Lee
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ny5z8gKM18

"Why?" Yoko Ono
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCb0TsSIqI0

Johnny Pissoff (The Iliad) by the Fugs (Ed Sanders)

/Google it :-)

The Mister Rogers Neighborhood theme song and "We Did It!" from Dora The Explorer

hdhale: Maybe they meant having sex with each other. ;-)

CSB:

This same conversation came about because they were talking about loosing their virginity on their wedding night. To Enya. They were also sure they could give their equally virginal wives a rogering to end all rogering on that night. (i told them the poor girl might be a touch sore and they might be a bit spent -- they didnt know what i was talking about...)

Seventh Day Adventists are quite cloistered folks... I only know one who went gay (You might aswell have shot your parents in the face in that community) -- he WAS planning on being a pastor then the next time i hear about him BAM he has a boyfriend and moved to Yellowknife NWT. Weird. Good for him -- i did feel a bit bad for his former dorm roomie who was incredibly bothered by the news. Very conservative fellow and he reacted like a girl realizing she had been spied on by a peeping tom. Not saying it was a good reaction to have but knowing how the poor guy was raised it must have been very upsetting to have unknowingly been living with a gay man. I thought it was pretty funny.

Pretty off topic but yeah -- seventh day adventist boys think Enya and naked ladies go together like chocolate and peanut butter.

savethenaugs: megarian: I saw a chick strip to nine inch nails - Hurt.

Yeah....

Nice, best one I ever saw was a bluegrass cover of Gin and Juice.   Spectacular!

I'll see your The Gourds and raise you Hayseed Dixie.

For crying out loud, people, "Alone Again Naturally" Gilbert O'Sullivan.

The_Sponge: Ryder79: Anything by Richard Cheese


Whoa....let's not say things we can't take back.

I regret nothing....Richard Freakin' Cheese

America by Yes

Widor's Toccata on a church organ

I Kill Children by the Dead Kennedys

Barnacle Bill the Sailor

More specifically, "Me So Horny" by Richard Cheese. EPIC

Crap! So much true brilliant wit (kinda typical for FARK) for me to choose. I have been LMAO the entire thread down, saying, "Yes, THIS!" to nearly everything.

You people humble me. And I love so many of you because of it. truth.

EatenTheSun: Anything by Todd Rundgren.

The_Sponge: Anything by Barney or The Wiggles.

Solty Dog: Anything by The Mentors

The_Sponge: Anything by The Dave Matthews Band.

Pants full of macaroni!!: Anything off Pop Tatari by the Boredoms

Maturin: Anything by Phillip Glass

So I'm guessing that "Anything" just isn't a good song for a strip club no matter who plays it. I kinda liked the Dave Matthews version, though.

valanienna: The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald

I don't know about that.  You'd get the longest lapdance ever for the money.

Keeve: The Chicken Dance

Enough beers, and that would be the officially funniest moment to see in my lifetime... If some chick can strip AND keep up with The Chicken Dance song, she should get automatic $100 tips from every customer AND $20 from every employee in the building. Fark it, now that I think about it, I don't even need the beers...

Goodbye Horses

Adagio for Strings by Samuel Barber

"Detachable Penis" by King Missile

Hurt, the Johnny Cash version.

Anything from the "Ultra Depressing Songs of the '70s" catalog. I see Seasons in the Sun was already mentioned, so I'll add

Billy Don't Be a Hero
One Tin Soldier
Run, Joey, Run

and on a different note,

That Smell

Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer...

Amazing Grace

Seasons In The Sun

/The tears must flow
//H.R. Pufnstuf theme to clear the sniffles

Butterfly Kisses

Rape Me - Nirvana

"Detachable Penis"
"Dude Looks Like a Lady"
"Dead Girls are Easy"
"Da Da Da"

Anything by Phillip Glass

Fancy - Reba McEntire

Solty Dog: Stinkfist by Tool

Anything by The Mentors

Golden Showers would be perfect

ProTip:
When the server gives your change back in ones, these bills are not intended for going up to the DJ and requesting songs.