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(Fark)   Okay, based on the greenlit thread of the ten most common strip club songs, what would the absolute WORST song to request at a strip club?   (fark.com) divider line 78
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valanienna [TotalFark]
2013-02-26 01:51:34 PM
7 votes:
The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
Endive Wombat [TotalFark]
2013-02-26 01:23:24 PM
7 votes:
Lord I Lift Your Name On High
The_Sponge [TotalFark]
2013-02-26 01:34:32 PM
6 votes:
ahab: Fat Bottomed Girls

Are  you kidding me?  That would be an awesome song for a strip club.
Nabb1 [TotalFark]
2013-02-26 02:14:37 PM
5 votes:
Trivia Jockey: "Detachable Penis" by Primus

That was King Missile, not Primus.
It_Really_Does_Glisten [TotalFark]
2013-02-26 01:47:19 PM
5 votes:
Yakety Sax
Ras-Algethi [TotalFark]
2013-02-26 01:42:44 PM
5 votes:
Strange Fruit by Billie Holiday
Rev. Skarekroe [TotalFark]
2013-02-26 01:31:01 PM
4 votes:
Swans - Mother, My Body Disgusts Me

Cannibal Corpse - Hammer Smashed Face

John Cage - 4:33

The Wiggles - Fruit Salad
robinmi [TotalFark]
2013-02-26 01:25:58 PM
4 votes:
Those Sarah McLachlan songs in the SPCA commercials.
Kid Lester
2013-02-26 01:25:39 PM
4 votes:
At Seventeen
Bolebuns
2013-02-26 06:03:42 PM
3 votes:
You are 16 going on 17
JerseyTim [TotalFark]
2013-02-26 01:37:22 PM
3 votes:
"Brick"
gunsmack [TotalFark]
2013-02-26 01:32:54 PM
3 votes:
Wedding March

Ode to Joy
Endive Wombat [TotalFark]
2013-02-26 01:24:30 PM
3 votes:
"Date Rape" by Sublime
MBK [TotalFark]
2013-02-26 01:23:42 PM
3 votes:
O Holy Night
mjg
2013-02-26 05:06:30 PM
2 votes:
images.45cat.com

AIDS!
The_Sponge [TotalFark]
2013-02-26 01:55:45 PM
2 votes:
I want a lap dance to "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" so I can get my money's worth.
JerseyTim [TotalFark]
2013-02-26 01:45:29 PM
2 votes:
"We Don't Have to Take Our Clothes Off"
sleeping martyr [TotalFark]
2013-02-26 01:42:03 PM
2 votes:
MacArthur Park
spcMike [TotalFark]
2013-02-26 01:34:46 PM
2 votes:
ahab: Father Figure
Fat Bottomed Girls
Tears in Heaven

I would tip extra for a stripper to dance to fat bottom girls.
Timmy the Tumor [TotalFark]
2013-02-26 01:33:56 PM
2 votes:
American Pie
The Snow Dog
2013-02-26 01:32:41 PM
2 votes:
The Bloodhound Gang A Lap Dance is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying
brian7dog
2013-02-28 04:39:24 AM
1 votes:
okiemule:


"Drug Raid at 4 A.M." by Lard.

I would love to see that done, that or "Sum of Your Achievements" by Nailbomb
wyldkard
2013-02-27 05:56:33 PM
1 votes:
Lorelle [TotalFark]
2013-02-26 11:03:27 PM
1 votes:
The 1-877-KARS-4-KIDS jingle.
dopekitty74 [TotalFark]
2013-02-26 09:46:37 PM
1 votes:
Little Girls by Oingo Boingo
Moonbeam_McSwine
2013-02-26 09:04:19 PM
1 votes:
Bung_Howdy
2013-02-26 08:42:15 PM
1 votes:
Johnny Pissoff (The Iliad) by the Fugs (Ed Sanders)

/Google it :-)
Ryder79
2013-02-26 08:37:00 PM
1 votes:
The Mister Rogers Neighborhood theme song and "We Did It!" from Dora The Explorer
mikefinch
2013-02-26 07:29:56 PM
1 votes:
hdhale: Maybe they meant having sex with each other. ;-)

CSB:

This same conversation came about because they were talking about loosing their virginity on their wedding night. To Enya. They were also sure they could give their equally virginal wives a rogering to end all rogering on that night. (i told them the poor girl might be a touch sore and they might be a bit spent -- they didnt know what i was talking about...)

Seventh Day Adventists are quite cloistered folks... I only know one who went gay (You might aswell have shot your parents in the face in that community) -- he WAS planning on being a pastor then the next time i hear about him BAM he has a boyfriend and moved to Yellowknife NWT. Weird. Good for him -- i did feel a bit bad for his former dorm roomie who was incredibly bothered by the news. Very conservative fellow and he reacted like a girl realizing she had been spied on by a peeping tom. Not saying it was a good reaction to have but knowing how the poor guy was raised it must have been very upsetting to have unknowingly been living with a gay man. I thought it was pretty funny.

Pretty off topic but yeah -- seventh day adventist boys think Enya and naked ladies go together like chocolate and peanut butter.
ciberido
2013-02-26 07:11:42 PM
1 votes:
savethenaugs: megarian: I saw a chick strip to nine inch nails - Hurt.

Yeah....

Nice, best one I ever saw was a bluegrass cover of Gin and Juice.   Spectacular!

I'll see your The Gourds and raise you Hayseed Dixie.
Solid State Vittles
2013-02-26 06:46:18 PM
1 votes:
For crying out loud, people, "Alone Again Naturally" Gilbert O'Sullivan.
Ryder79
2013-02-26 06:34:28 PM
1 votes:
The_Sponge: Ryder79: Anything by Richard Cheese


Whoa....let's not say things we can't take back.

I regret nothing....Richard Freakin' Cheese
jamspoon
2013-02-26 06:33:37 PM
1 votes:
America by Yes

Widor's Toccata on a church organ

I Kill Children by the Dead Kennedys
Fano [TotalFark]
2013-02-26 06:29:40 PM
1 votes:
Barnacle Bill the Sailor
Ryder79
2013-02-26 06:28:36 PM
1 votes:
More specifically, "Me So Horny" by Richard Cheese. EPIC
unfarkingbelievable
2013-02-26 06:26:55 PM
1 votes:
Crap! So much true brilliant wit (kinda typical for FARK) for me to choose. I have been LMAO the entire thread down, saying, "Yes, THIS!" to nearly everything.

You people humble me. And I love so many of you because of it. truth.
Molavian [TotalFark]
2013-02-26 06:21:51 PM
1 votes:
The_Sponge: The #1 Answer:

Christmas Shoes

Yes, that's the one.
MacWizard
2013-02-26 06:21:05 PM
1 votes:
EatenTheSun: Anything by Todd Rundgren.

The_Sponge: Anything by Barney or The Wiggles.

Solty Dog: Anything by The Mentors

The_Sponge: Anything by The Dave Matthews Band.

Pants full of macaroni!!: Anything off Pop Tatari by the Boredoms

Maturin: Anything by Phillip Glass

So I'm guessing that "Anything" just isn't a good song for a strip club no matter who plays it. I kinda liked the Dave Matthews version, though.
MayorOfJefferton
2013-02-26 06:09:49 PM
1 votes:
valanienna: The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald

I don't know about that.  You'd get the longest lapdance ever for the money.
jasonvatch [TotalFark]
2013-02-26 06:08:05 PM
1 votes:
Alice's Restaurant
Mikey1969
2013-02-26 05:59:24 PM
1 votes:
Keeve: The Chicken Dance

Enough beers, and that would be the officially funniest moment to see in my lifetime... If some chick can strip AND keep up with The Chicken Dance song, she should get automatic $100 tips from every customer AND $20 from every employee in the building. Fark it, now that I think about it, I don't even need the beers...
twofedoras
2013-02-26 05:57:04 PM
1 votes:
Goodbye Horses
img840.imageshack.us
RevMark
2013-02-26 05:47:15 PM
1 votes:
Adagio for Strings by Samuel Barber
Ryder79
2013-02-26 05:44:17 PM
1 votes:
"Detachable Penis" by King Missile
rcf1105 [TotalFark]
2013-02-26 05:39:22 PM
1 votes:
Angel - Sarah McLachlan
dazuwood
2013-02-26 05:37:04 PM
1 votes:
Hurt, the Johnny Cash version.
Pawprint
2013-02-26 05:18:43 PM
1 votes:
Anything from the "Ultra Depressing Songs of the '70s" catalog. I see Seasons in the Sun was already mentioned, so I'll add

Billy Don't Be a Hero
One Tin Soldier
Run, Joey, Run

and on a different note,

That Smell
santadog [TotalFark]
2013-02-26 05:16:50 PM
1 votes:
"Send in the Clowns"
stonicus
2013-02-26 05:08:14 PM
1 votes:
Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer...
RickshawRider
2013-02-26 05:05:57 PM
1 votes:
Amazing Grace

Seasons In The Sun

/The tears must flow
//H.R. Pufnstuf theme to clear the sniffles
BravadoGT [TotalFark]
2013-02-26 05:01:48 PM
1 votes:
stevetherobot
2013-02-26 03:58:32 PM
1 votes:
Butterfly Kisses
akula [TotalFark]
2013-02-26 03:35:33 PM
1 votes:
Butterfly Kisses
cgraves67
2013-02-26 03:33:46 PM
1 votes:
Rape Me - Nirvana
Gifted Many Few
2013-02-26 03:32:57 PM
1 votes:
"Detachable Penis"
"Dude Looks Like a Lady"
"Dead Girls are Easy"
"Da Da Da"
Maturin
2013-02-26 03:32:01 PM
1 votes:
Anything by Phillip Glass
Grapple
2013-02-26 03:20:58 PM
1 votes:
Trivia Jockey: "Detachable Penis" by Primus

King Missile did that song, you freaking savage.
Timmy the Tumor [TotalFark]
2013-02-26 02:18:46 PM
1 votes:
Let me smell yo' dick.
Exception Collection [TotalFark]
2013-02-26 02:16:35 PM
1 votes:
My wife once watched a 40+ year old stripper dancing to "Great Wide Open".
TheJenny666
2013-02-26 02:15:33 PM
1 votes:
Fancy - Reba McEntire
TheJenny666
2013-02-26 02:10:26 PM
1 votes:
Solty Dog: Stinkfist by Tool

Anything by The Mentors

Golden Showers would be perfect
WI241TH [TotalFark]
2013-02-26 01:58:41 PM
1 votes:
Kim - Eminem
calbert [TotalFark]
2013-02-26 01:58:27 PM
1 votes:
oh and I've also seen stripping to REM- Everybody Hurts... it started out with one performer and then she was joined by a friend... it was actually really well done and their routine matched the song extremely well.

/lots of sad-boners to that one.
It_Really_Does_Glisten [TotalFark]
2013-02-26 01:55:08 PM
1 votes:
She's Leaving Home
calbert [TotalFark]
2013-02-26 01:52:51 PM
1 votes:
Eric Clapton- Tears in Heaven
missmez [TotalFark]
2013-02-26 01:47:29 PM
1 votes:
Hurt, the Johnny Cash  version.
dolphkhan [TotalFark]
2013-02-26 01:45:02 PM
1 votes:
Dur dur d'être bébé
The_Sponge [TotalFark]
2013-02-26 01:40:17 PM
1 votes:
The #1 Answer:

Christmas Shoes
damageddude [TotalFark]
2013-02-26 01:37:15 PM
1 votes:
God Save the Queen
ahab [TotalFark]
2013-02-26 01:33:16 PM
1 votes:
Father Figure
Fat Bottomed Girls
Tears in Heaven
spcMike [TotalFark]
2013-02-26 01:33:13 PM
1 votes:
Just once I want a lap dance to O Fortuna
tuna fingers [TotalFark]
2013-02-26 01:31:21 PM
1 votes:
ProTip:
When the server gives your change back in ones, these bills are not intended for going up to the DJ and requesting songs.
Solty Dog [TotalFark]
2013-02-26 01:30:34 PM
1 votes:
Stinkfist by Tool

Anything by The Mentors
spcMike [TotalFark]
2013-02-26 01:27:55 PM
1 votes:
Cats in the cradle
The_Sponge [TotalFark]
2013-02-26 01:27:23 PM
1 votes:
robinmi: Those Sarah McLachlan songs in the SPCA commercials.


But a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying.
The_Sponge [TotalFark]
2013-02-26 01:26:47 PM
1 votes:
Anything by Barney or The Wiggles.
EatenTheSun [TotalFark]
2013-02-26 01:25:35 PM
1 votes:
Anything by Todd Rundgren.
Timmy the Tumor [TotalFark]
2013-02-26 01:23:45 PM
1 votes:
How about the "I don't want her, you can have her, she's too fat for me polka?"
 
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