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(Fark)   Okay, based on the greenlit thread of the ten most common strip club songs, what would the absolute WORST song to request at a strip club?   (fark.com) divider line 677
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2013-02-26 01:21:05 PM
I was at a club one time, talking with a dancer, when we both realized that "Smooth Criminal" was playing and decided that... yeah, that wasn't the greatest song selection for a strip club.
 
2013-02-26 01:23:01 PM
"Afternoon Delight".
 
2013-02-26 01:23:24 PM
Lord I Lift Your Name On High
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2013-02-26 01:23:42 PM
O Holy Night
 
2013-02-26 01:23:45 PM
How about the "I don't want her, you can have her, she's too fat for me polka?"
 
2013-02-26 01:24:30 PM
"Date Rape" by Sublime
 
2013-02-26 01:25:31 PM
Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head
 
2013-02-26 01:25:35 PM
Anything by Todd Rundgren.
 
2013-02-26 01:25:39 PM
At Seventeen
 
2013-02-26 01:25:54 PM
"In the Ghetto"

Actually, it's even a bad idea to request it for a lounge singer in Vegas.  I did, (at the Tropicana), and it caused some old guy in the back to fall asleep...I shiat you not.
 
2013-02-26 01:25:58 PM
Those Sarah McLachlan songs in the SPCA commercials.
 
2013-02-26 01:26:47 PM
Anything by Barney or The Wiggles.
 
2013-02-26 01:26:53 PM
"Blowjob Betty" by Too Short - I mean, its about a hooker that dies.
 
2013-02-26 01:27:23 PM

robinmi: Those Sarah McLachlan songs in the SPCA commercials.



But a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying.
 
2013-02-26 01:27:55 PM
Cats in the cradle
 
2013-02-26 01:28:16 PM

The_Sponge: robinmi: Those Sarah McLachlan songs in the SPCA commercials.


But a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying.


Last time she was crying...all I've got to say is I've never been so hard.
 
2013-02-26 01:28:54 PM
Muskrat Love.
 
2013-02-26 01:28:57 PM
"Man of Constant Sorrow"
 
2013-02-26 01:30:34 PM
Stinkfist by Tool

Anything by The Mentors
 
2013-02-26 01:31:01 PM
Swans - Mother, My Body Disgusts Me

Cannibal Corpse - Hammer Smashed Face

John Cage - 4:33

The Wiggles - Fruit Salad
 
2013-02-26 01:31:21 PM
ProTip:
When the server gives your change back in ones, these bills are not intended for going up to the DJ and requesting songs.
 
2013-02-26 01:31:22 PM
Me Llaman Calle
 
2013-02-26 01:32:41 PM
The Bloodhound Gang A Lap Dance is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying
 
2013-02-26 01:32:43 PM
Roly Poly (Daddy's Little Fatty)by Bob Wills and The Texas Playboys
 
2013-02-26 01:32:54 PM
Wedding March

Ode to Joy
 
2013-02-26 01:33:13 PM
Just once I want a lap dance to O Fortuna
 
2013-02-26 01:33:16 PM
Father Figure
Fat Bottomed Girls
Tears in Heaven
 
2013-02-26 01:33:31 PM

Endive Wombat: Last time she was crying...all I've got to say is I've never been so hard.



Heh....seriously....that sounds like it could be a line from that famous song by The Bloodhound Gang.
 
2013-02-26 01:33:54 PM
The Sarah McGlachlan song "answer".
 
2013-02-26 01:33:56 PM
American Pie
 
2013-02-26 01:34:32 PM

ahab: Fat Bottomed Girls


Are  you kidding me?  That would be an awesome song for a strip club.
 
2013-02-26 01:34:43 PM

The_Sponge: robinmi: Those Sarah McLachlan songs in the SPCA commercials.


But a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying.


Dang.((Tiny Fist))
 
2013-02-26 01:34:46 PM

ahab: Father Figure
Fat Bottomed Girls
Tears in Heaven


I would tip extra for a stripper to dance to fat bottom girls.
 
2013-02-26 01:35:47 PM
Free Your Mind - Envouge
 
2013-02-26 01:36:01 PM
Fish Heads
 
2013-02-26 01:36:09 PM
The Rainbow Connection
Jesus is Just Alright
Somewhere Over the Rainbow
The Living Years
 
2013-02-26 01:36:27 PM
"(They Long to Be) Close to You"
 
2013-02-26 01:37:15 PM
God Save the Queen
 
2013-02-26 01:37:22 PM
"Brick"
 
2013-02-26 01:37:28 PM

Solty Dog: Free Your Mind - Envouge



Waaaah?  That's a decent song for a strip club.

/Gives me flashbacks to 8th grade.
 
2013-02-26 01:38:03 PM
I'm currently listening to Someone Saved My Life Tonight by Elton John.
So...any schmaltzy Elton John song.
 
2013-02-26 01:38:13 PM

JerseyTim: "Brick"


awwwwwesome
 
2013-02-26 01:38:24 PM
Anything by The Dave Matthews Band.
 
2013-02-26 01:38:40 PM
The Rose
 
2013-02-26 01:39:39 PM

calbert: The Living Years


Snort
 
2013-02-26 01:40:17 PM
The #1 Answer:

Christmas Shoes
 
2013-02-26 01:42:03 PM
MacArthur Park
 
2013-02-26 01:42:44 PM
Strange Fruit by Billie Holiday
 
2013-02-26 01:44:27 PM

spcMike: Cats in the cradle


That's a good one... half the patrons would be looking at their watches and asking for their tabs.

The_Sponge: ahab: Fat Bottomed Girls

Are  you kidding me?  That would be an awesome song for a strip club.


I agree.  Also, as a Navy vet I've been to some strip clubs where that should have been their anthem.  D-:
 
2013-02-26 01:45:02 PM
Dur dur d'être bébé
 
2013-02-26 01:45:22 PM
The Star-Spangled Banner
 
2013-02-26 01:45:29 PM
"We Don't Have to Take Our Clothes Off"
 
2013-02-26 01:45:33 PM
strange thing is, some songs that you may think are counter-intuitive for stripping actually work quite well.

from experience, I have witnessed Mr. Mister -Broken Wings and Sinead O'Connor- Nothing Compares 2U. and both of those were stripped-to extremely well.

/makes me wonder if someone can pull-off Bette Midler-The Rose.
 
2013-02-26 01:46:08 PM

The_Sponge: Waaaah?  That's a decent song for a strip club.


I was thinking of the lyrics.
 
2013-02-26 01:46:35 PM

James72: The Star-Spangled Banner


Marvin Gaye's version could work.
 
2013-02-26 01:46:47 PM

JerseyTim: "We Don't Have to Take Our Clothes Off"


Only if they serve cherry wine.
 
2013-02-26 01:47:19 PM
Yakety Sax
 
2013-02-26 01:47:29 PM
Hurt, the Johnny Cash  version.
 
2013-02-26 01:47:39 PM

spcMike: Cats in the cradle


This guy gets it.
 
2013-02-26 01:48:10 PM

spcMike: James72: The Star-Spangled Banner

Marvin Gaye's version could work.


But everyone would have to stand up and face the flag
 
2013-02-26 01:48:13 PM

dolphkhan: Dur dur d'être bébé



Hmmmmm.....I think Beavis and Butthead showed that Eurotrash music video years ago.
 
2013-02-26 01:49:54 PM

calbert: strange thing is, some songs that you may think are counter-intuitive for stripping actually work quite well.

from experience, I have witnessed Mr. Mister -Broken Wings and Sinead O'Connor- Nothing Compares 2U. and both of those were stripped-to extremely well.

/makes me wonder if someone can pull-off Bette Midler-The Rose.



Any time is the right time for Mr. Mister.
 
2013-02-26 01:50:06 PM
You Light Up My Life
 
2013-02-26 01:50:15 PM
Nobody votes for It's Raining Men?

we are talking a normal strip club, rather than a gay one, right?
 
2013-02-26 01:50:27 PM
One Piece at a Time by Johnny Cash
 
2013-02-26 01:50:57 PM
Like a Rolling Stone
 
2013-02-26 01:51:34 PM
The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
 
2013-02-26 01:52:39 PM
1812 Overture
 
2013-02-26 01:52:51 PM
Eric Clapton- Tears in Heaven
 
2013-02-26 01:52:52 PM
God Bless the USA
 
2013-02-26 01:53:26 PM

valanienna: The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald


ha! was just going to say that


:)
 
2013-02-26 01:54:20 PM
One Banana, Two Banana, Three Banana, Four
 
2013-02-26 01:54:21 PM
Was gonna say the Imperial March...but that might actually work, somehow.
 
2013-02-26 01:54:22 PM
I want a lap dance to the full version of Layla.
 
2013-02-26 01:55:08 PM
She's Leaving Home
 
2013-02-26 01:55:13 PM

Skywolf the Scribbler: 1812 Overture


actually, the last few minutes would have more than just cannons blowing their loads!!
 
2013-02-26 01:55:45 PM
I want a lap dance to "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" so I can get my money's worth.
 
2013-02-26 01:56:34 PM
Poppa Was A Rolling Stone
 
2013-02-26 01:56:39 PM

Ras-Algethi: Strange Fruit by Billie Holiday


I think that's the winner.
 
2013-02-26 01:57:44 PM
The Entertainer by Scott Joplin
 
2013-02-26 01:58:27 PM
oh and I've also seen stripping to REM- Everybody Hurts... it started out with one performer and then she was joined by a friend... it was actually really well done and their routine matched the song extremely well.

/lots of sad-boners to that one.
 
2013-02-26 01:58:41 PM
Kim - Eminem
 
2013-02-26 02:00:45 PM
Lightning Crashes
 
2013-02-26 02:01:25 PM
Fripp and Eno, "An Index of Metals."
Frank Zappa, "Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?"
 
2013-02-26 02:06:28 PM
My best friend is a huge Jimmy Buffett fan, during the requisite trip to a strip club during his bachelor party I paid the dj and a stripper to play/strip to "5 o'clock somewhere", the only Buffett song they had. Not a really great stripping song btw.
 
2013-02-26 02:07:29 PM
Wh the hell requests songs at a skrip club?
 
2013-02-26 02:08:21 PM
"Oh Daddy" Fleetwood Mac

"The Freshmen" Verve Pipe
 
2013-02-26 02:08:29 PM
"Detachable Penis" by Primus
 
2013-02-26 02:09:25 PM

The Snow Dog: The Bloodhound Gang A Lap Dance is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying


We are done here.
 
2013-02-26 02:09:53 PM
"Her Majesty" by the Beatles.  Only because it's 23 seconds long.

And the DJ would STILL probably cut it short.
 
2013-02-26 02:10:11 PM
"Me and a Gun" by Tori Amos.
 
2013-02-26 02:10:26 PM

Solty Dog: Stinkfist by Tool

Anything by The Mentors


Golden Showers would be perfect
 
2013-02-26 02:10:28 PM
"Memories"
"Her Ghost in the Fog" (Cradle of Filth)
"I Killed a Stripper and Am About to Kill You, Too, Destiny, You Giant Slut"  (Okay, that one wasn't a song request as much as it was something I wrote on the napkin.)
 
2013-02-26 02:11:10 PM
Daddy's Little Girl
 
2013-02-26 02:12:42 PM
"Out of Step" by Minor Threat
 
2013-02-26 02:12:56 PM
"Thank Heaven for Little Girls" from "Gigi"
 
2013-02-26 02:13:31 PM
"Too Drunk to F*ck" by the Dead Kennedys
 
2013-02-26 02:13:38 PM
"Fat Bottom Girls" might piss off some of the strippers.
 
2013-02-26 02:14:01 PM
Any song that lasts longer the five minutes.

/girls will be working hard on a lap dance longer than that.
 
2013-02-26 02:14:13 PM
"Cat's in the Cradle" by Harry Chapin
 
2013-02-26 02:14:37 PM

Trivia Jockey: "Detachable Penis" by Primus


That was King Missile, not Primus.
 
2013-02-26 02:15:09 PM
O Come, O Come, Emmanuel
 
2013-02-26 02:15:33 PM
Fancy - Reba McEntire
 
2013-02-26 02:15:58 PM

littlett's: I want a lap dance to the full version of Layla.


You got it kiddo.
 
2013-02-26 02:16:01 PM
Paradise By the Dashboard Light

It would cost damn near $100 for a lapdance to this one.
 
2013-02-26 02:16:35 PM
My wife once watched a 40+ year old stripper dancing to "Great Wide Open".
 
2013-02-26 02:16:39 PM

Nabb1: Trivia Jockey: "Detachable Penis" by Primus

That was King Missile, not Primus.



Ah you're right.  Thanks.
 
2013-02-26 02:17:10 PM
"Maps" by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs
 
2013-02-26 02:17:36 PM
"Mama" by Genesis
 
2013-02-26 02:18:25 PM

Trivia Jockey: "Cat's in the Cradle" by Harry Chapin


Not 30,000 Pounds Of Bananas?


How about "Convoy"?
 
2013-02-26 02:18:46 PM
Let me smell yo' dick.
 
2013-02-26 02:19:12 PM

I_Am_Weasel: Trivia Jockey: "Cat's in the Cradle" by Harry Chapin

Not 30,000 Pounds Of Bananas?


How about "Convoy"?



I was going for the "I miss my children" vibe.
 
2013-02-26 02:19:48 PM

Timmy the Tumor: Let me smell yo' dick.


No, that one is quite appropriate.

Um, I've heard.
 
2013-02-26 02:20:56 PM

downstairs: O Come, O Come, Emmanuel


i.imgur.com
"I came."
 
2013-02-26 02:21:02 PM

spcMike: littlett's: I want a lap dance to the full version of Layla.

You got it kiddo.


SCORE! 7 minute lap dance!
 
2013-02-26 02:22:42 PM

littlett's: SCORE! 7 minute lap dance!


If you don't think that one would cost double, you're fooling yourself.  That's like automatic champagne room material.

I've heard.
 
2013-02-26 02:26:00 PM
"Loomer" by My Bloody Valentine.
 
2013-02-26 02:38:28 PM
so I used to be friends with a strip-club's DJ and he would tell me how during slow times, the girls would actually play this game that we're playing right now. this was back when all of his music was on cd's, so if he had it, he'd play it for them.

he also worked weddings, so he had the usual catalog of religious songs, slow songs, daddy-daughter songs.

TV theme-compilations were always fun for the girls... short songs/tv themes worked well for these slow-time antics.

Flintstones were a favorite, M*A*S*H, Mission Impossible, Hawaii Five-O.

he also had a lot of Broadway.

so you'd get girls playing around, having fun, trying to dance to Rodgers and Hammerstein, Andrew Lloyd Webber, Stephen Sondheim...

the way he described it, "they were more concerned with the rhythm than with the lyrics" but some of that sh*t got weird especially when you had girls trying to dance to Jesus Christ Superstar.

so pretty much, if he had it on cd, chances are some girl somewhere tried dancing to it.
 
2013-02-26 02:45:58 PM
How about the theme song to Barney?

"I love you, you love me...:"
 
2013-02-26 02:46:22 PM
"Mother"
 
2013-02-26 02:51:31 PM
the $5 footlong jingle from Subway
 
2013-02-26 02:52:02 PM

NittLion78: the $5 footlong jingle from Subway


Whoa...and Februany is over in two days!
 
2013-02-26 02:52:39 PM

Slives: How about the theme song to Barney?

"I love you, you love me...:"


"...long time"?
 
2013-02-26 02:55:48 PM
YMCA
 
2013-02-26 02:56:28 PM

jasonvatch: YMCA


Depends on the type of strip club.
 
2013-02-26 02:56:58 PM
Not sure if this is good, or bad: Channel 3 - You Make Me Feel Cheap
 
2013-02-26 02:59:00 PM

jasonvatch: YMCA


And some enterprising dancers could find a way to spell the letters out in other ways.
 
2013-02-26 03:00:33 PM
The best striptease I've ever seen was a gal in a fur bikini stripping and grinding and humping to the "Battle of Evermore".
Loved it.
 
2013-02-26 03:09:00 PM
Theme Song to Spongebob Squarepants
 
2013-02-26 03:12:09 PM
the theme song for 60 Minutes
 
2013-02-26 03:19:01 PM
"You Suffer" - Napalm Death

Anything off Pop Tatari by the Boredoms
 
2013-02-26 03:20:58 PM

Trivia Jockey: "Detachable Penis" by Primus


King Missile did that song, you freaking savage.
 
2013-02-26 03:24:11 PM
Feelings.
 
2013-02-26 03:26:47 PM
Tear you apart - She Wants Revenge

Janie's got a gun - Aerosmith

Yackety Sax
 
2013-02-26 03:28:27 PM
Luka
 
2013-02-26 03:29:17 PM

cgraves67: Yackety Sax


I'd pay to see that.
 
2013-02-26 03:29:41 PM
"I've Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts."
"It's a Small World After All"
 
2013-02-26 03:30:20 PM
"My Ass Is On Fire" by Mr. Bungle
 
2013-02-26 03:32:00 PM
Lola, unless it was a gay strip club.
 
2013-02-26 03:32:01 PM
Anything by Phillip Glass
 
2013-02-26 03:32:57 PM
"Detachable Penis"
"Dude Looks Like a Lady"
"Dead Girls are Easy"
"Da Da Da"
 
2013-02-26 03:33:46 PM
Rape Me - Nirvana
 
2013-02-26 03:35:33 PM
Butterfly Kisses
 
2013-02-26 03:40:39 PM
TV Song, by Ministry
 
2013-02-26 03:46:49 PM
Has anyone mentioned "The Star Spangled Banner" yet?
 
2013-02-26 03:58:32 PM
Butterfly Kisses
 
2013-02-26 04:09:12 PM
"Why Does it Hurt When I Pee?"  -Zappa-
 
2013-02-26 04:17:43 PM
Bloodhound Gang - A Lapdance Is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying.
 
2013-02-26 04:23:25 PM
Big Bottom by Spinal Tap.
 
2013-02-26 04:26:04 PM
How about the Kazakhstani national anthem?
 
2013-02-26 04:38:45 PM
The Wheels on the Bus
 
2013-02-26 04:45:39 PM
Come On, Eileen
 
2013-02-26 04:49:53 PM
the Waffle House song
Hail to the Chief
Amazing Grace
 
2013-02-26 04:56:11 PM
"Do Re Mi" from The Sound of Music
 
2013-02-26 05:01:09 PM
Big Backyard by Soulhat
 
2013-02-26 05:01:48 PM
 
2013-02-26 05:03:05 PM
Luka by Suzanne Vega.
 
2013-02-26 05:03:12 PM
Under My Skin - Mudvayne
 
2013-02-26 05:03:40 PM
Hooker with a Penis by Tool.
 
2013-02-26 05:04:21 PM
Little Susie Shallow Throat  -  David Allan Coe

it's out there, find it yourself.  oh and, it's nsfw.
 
2013-02-26 05:04:40 PM
Father Figure - George Michael

/didn't read the most requested songs
 
2013-02-26 05:05:20 PM
"Come Dancing" by the Kinks
 
2013-02-26 05:05:49 PM
Feelings
 
2013-02-26 05:05:54 PM
It's a small world
 
2013-02-26 05:05:57 PM
Amazing Grace

Seasons In The Sun

/The tears must flow
//H.R. Pufnstuf theme to clear the sniffles
 
mjg
2013-02-26 05:06:30 PM
images.45cat.com

AIDS!
 
2013-02-26 05:06:32 PM
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious - Mary Poppins
 
2013-02-26 05:08:14 PM
Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer...
 
2013-02-26 05:10:09 PM

spcMike: Just once I want a lap dance to O Fortuna


O Fortuna Imperatrix Mundi?

That would be awesome

Or maybe Ride of the Valkaries
 
2013-02-26 05:11:50 PM
November Rain
 
2013-02-26 05:12:40 PM
I Drive Your Truck - by Lee Brice; that'll get the strippers crying
 
2013-02-26 05:13:09 PM
"Looking for a City" by this guy -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2D5148rRIkw
 
2013-02-26 05:13:15 PM

factoryconnection: spcMike: Cats in the cradle

That's a good one... half the patrons would be looking at their watches and asking for their tabs.

The_Sponge: ahab: Fat Bottomed Girls

Are  you kidding me?  That would be an awesome song for a strip club.

I agree.  Also, as a Navy vet I've been to some strip clubs where that should have been their anthem.  D-:


I used to request "Fat Bottomed Girls" all the time. Some DJs would play it, others said they wanted to go home alive.  One said it was up to the girl on the main stage, who didn't mind at all.  "Whatever makes you happy makes you tip, right?" she  reasoned.

"Always a Woman" by Billy Joel seemed to strike a nerve in most dancers. "I'm NOT like that!"
 
2013-02-26 05:13:44 PM
True story:  Walked into the Clermont Lounge in Atlanta about 1am and there was Blondie shakin' it as best she could the The Greatest Love Of All by Whitney Houston.
 
2013-02-26 05:14:13 PM
I Want My Baby Back - Jimmy Cross
 
2013-02-26 05:14:13 PM
Who's got the biggest balls of them all?

/Not sure what the song name is
 
2013-02-26 05:14:25 PM
1 - My Heart Will Gone On.

2 - Wind beneath My Wings

3 - Memories

4 - When I Fall In Love.
 
2013-02-26 05:14:46 PM

Gifted Many Few: "Dude Looks Like a Lady"


That one right there.
 
2013-02-26 05:15:21 PM
REM - Everybody Hurts.
 
2013-02-26 05:15:37 PM

Solty Dog: Free Your Mind - Envouge


Never gonna get it - Same group.
 
2013-02-26 05:16:12 PM

nickerj1: Who's got the biggest balls of them all?

/Not sure what the song name is


Big Balls - AC/DC
 
2013-02-26 05:16:12 PM
my d*ck - Mickey Avalon

Lyrics make it worth it, zoom ahead 20 seconds.

Would not want a stripper to dance with that thought in my head.
 
2013-02-26 05:16:15 PM

nickerj1: Who's got the biggest balls of them all?

/Not sure what the song name is


Believe it or not: "Big Balls"
 
2013-02-26 05:16:50 PM
"Send in the Clowns"
 
2013-02-26 05:17:11 PM
California Uber Alles

/Actually that may be a good one
 
2013-02-26 05:17:30 PM
"When Somebody Loved Me" from Toy Story 2
 
2013-02-26 05:17:39 PM
carmina burana
 
2013-02-26 05:18:07 PM
 
2013-02-26 05:18:15 PM
Went to a strip club and one of the girls sprayed bubble bath all over the stage before heading off. Bubbles everywhere. Sesame Streets' Rubber Ducky song came on, and someone dressed up as Bert started humping all the patrons. We're all, "WTF" until they get on stage and reveal a stripper underneath, who then proceeded to slip and slide all over the stage with her big wet boobies. By the end we were all singing along "Rubber Ducky, you're the one, you make bath time so much fun." Best Show Evar.
 
2013-02-26 05:18:43 PM
Anything from the "Ultra Depressing Songs of the '70s" catalog. I see Seasons in the Sun was already mentioned, so I'll add

Billy Don't Be a Hero
One Tin Soldier
Run, Joey, Run

and on a different note,

That Smell
 
2013-02-26 05:18:50 PM
Touch myself - The Devinals

The theme song from the Wonder Years. (But the strippers would have to dance like a Zombie getting electroshock therapy).
 
2013-02-26 05:18:52 PM

Trivia Jockey: "Detachable Penis" by Primus

 King Missel.

FTFY
 
2013-02-26 05:18:56 PM
Anything by AC/DC, just because it was every fourth song played in every strip club I have been to.
 
2013-02-26 05:19:37 PM
I used to DJ in a strip club  :)

Cats in the Cradle is the worst.

Mama I'm Coming Home (Ozzy) has no place in a strip club

this one girl used to request both of them... I finally told her to fark off, and played Steve Vai's "F*ck Yourself" followed by Why Does It Hurt When I Pee... lol
 
2013-02-26 05:19:54 PM

TommyymmoT: Lola, unless it was a gay strip club.


Strippers I've known loved "Lola," it's a joke on customers to them.
 
2013-02-26 05:19:55 PM
Won't You Be My Neighbor?
 
2013-02-26 05:19:57 PM
Who remembers the songs during the lap dance?

/you're doing it wrong
 
2013-02-26 05:20:01 PM

Mirus: "My Ass Is On Fire" by Mr. Bungle


Clearly "Girls of Porn" would be appropriate.
 
2013-02-26 05:20:21 PM
The Vultures by Wesley Willis
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ir0oZumGNok
 
2013-02-26 05:21:10 PM
Was at a strip club in Aventura area of Miami on Christmas Eve with a buddy of mine about 10 years ago.
It was just us, the DJ and a handful of girls. One girl came out on stage, and the DJ put on Adam Sandler's "Piece of shiat Car". The girl looked so confused. We tried to chat her up later and she didn't speak a lick of English either.

/CSB
 
2013-02-26 05:21:13 PM
I've never requested "Don't Cry, Daddy" by Elvis, but I imagine a lot of dancers would just crater.
 
2013-02-26 05:21:33 PM

downstairs: California Uber Alles

/Actually that may be a good one


Only if it's the version with Public Enemy and Dead Kennedys.
 
2013-02-26 05:21:42 PM
I can ride my bike with no handle bars.
 
2013-02-26 05:22:00 PM

The Snow Dog: The Bloodhound Gang A Lap Dance is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying


Thread over.
 
2013-02-26 05:22:07 PM

Secret Agent X23: Fripp and Eno, "An Index of Metals."
Frank Zappa, "Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?"

  <----  Catholic Girls.
 
2013-02-26 05:22:41 PM
Anything by Pink Floyd

Also, Devil Went Down to Georgia, but mostly because the dancer would probably pass out by the time the jig was up...
 
2013-02-26 05:22:54 PM
GWAR - Have you seen me?
 
2013-02-26 05:23:22 PM

valanienna: The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald


Seconded. I have nothing to add but my support.
 
2013-02-26 05:23:25 PM

Trivia Jockey: "Detachable Penis" by Primus


Wynonnas big brown beaver.
 
2013-02-26 05:23:29 PM
Radiohead's "Fitter Happier" might dampen the festive mood.
 
2013-02-26 05:24:02 PM

The Snow Dog: The Bloodhound Gang A Lap Dance is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying


damn... i should have read the thread first...

/thread over man... thread over.
 
2013-02-26 05:24:35 PM
Someone told me they once saw a weekday afternoon stripper dance to Fleetwood Mac's Landslide and were depressed for a week.
 
2013-02-26 05:24:37 PM

Endive Wombat: Fish Heads


I'd pay to see that, WTF are you talking about?
 
2013-02-26 05:25:19 PM
This little gem from our good friends Pantera

//to Dimebag!
 
2013-02-26 05:25:23 PM
The Lap Dance is so Much Better When the Stripper is Crying - Bloodhound Gang.
 
2013-02-26 05:25:27 PM
Red Jumpsuit Apparatus - Face Down
 
2013-02-26 05:25:57 PM
"fast car" by Tracy Chapman.

I literally saw this happen, and it was pretty depressing.  Of course, I was in a strip club at 1:00 PM on a Tuesday afternoon, so there was a lot of depression going around.
 
2013-02-26 05:26:13 PM
What about the theme song for Animaniacs?
 
2013-02-26 05:26:48 PM

Mikey1969: Endive Wombat: Fish Heads

I'd pay to see that, WTF are you talking about?


"Fish Heads" was my Cub Scout den's theme song!
 
2013-02-26 05:27:12 PM
Sixteen Candles -The Crests -1958Wrong on multiple levels.
 
2013-02-26 05:27:32 PM

RedPhoenix122: cgraves67: Yackety Sax

I'd pay to see that.


Bonus points if someone falls off the stage or walks into a pole.
 
2013-02-26 05:27:56 PM
Glass coffin - Death in June
 
2013-02-26 05:28:27 PM
ohhh, even better...

Sublime - Wrong Way.
 
2013-02-26 05:30:17 PM
A Boy Named Sue - unless you were in a tranny strip club and knew you were in a tranny strip club and actually wanted to be in a tranny strip club
 
2013-02-26 05:30:23 PM

reillan: ohhh, even better...

Sublime - Wrong Way.


Never heard of it.
 
2013-02-26 05:30:33 PM

It_Really_Does_Glisten: Me Llaman Calle


I love that song. But yeah...not a good strip club choice.
 
2013-02-26 05:30:47 PM
Winona's got a Big Brown Beaver-Primus
Johnny Are You Queer?-Josie Cotton
 
2013-02-26 05:30:57 PM
 
2013-02-26 05:31:04 PM
I was gonna joke about the industrial parody of Friday by Rebecca Black, but listening to it, it actually might work:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti1D9t8n0qA
 
2013-02-26 05:31:06 PM
Dixie Beaudurant by Dan Baird."Gina didnt win cause she danced to Twisted SisterBut Dixie told the DJ "gimmie 3 steps" misterAnd all the gentlemen in the audienceBegan to rise...."Maybe both best and worst choice...
 
2013-02-26 05:32:13 PM

FL8ME: Was at a strip club in Aventura area of Miami on Christmas Eve with a buddy of mine about 10 years ago.
It was just us, the DJ and a handful of girls. One girl came out on stage, and the DJ put on Adam Sandler's "Piece of shiat Car". The girl looked so confused. We tried to chat her up later and she didn't speak a lick of English either.

/CSB


LOL,I was going to list that one, but was having a total brain fart, and couldn't remember the title, nor any of the lyrics.
 
2013-02-26 05:32:44 PM

spcMike: Just once I want a lap dance to O Fortuna


Stop perpetuating the use of the wrong name for that piece.
 
2013-02-26 05:33:36 PM
also, Death Cab for Cutie - I will follow you into the dark

...that would vacate the place
 
2013-02-26 05:33:57 PM

valanienna: You Light Up My Life


(You're) Having My Baby
 
2013-02-26 05:34:22 PM
I once had a lapdance to Porcelain by Moby. Fortunately it wasn't cut short by the DJ. It was... really good, actually.
 
2013-02-26 05:36:20 PM

AtticusFinchEsq: spcMike: Cats in the cradle

This guy gets it.


Daddy Don't You Walk So Fast
 
2013-02-26 05:36:39 PM

Nabb1: "Too Drunk to F*ck" by the Dead Kennedys


You beat me to it
 
2013-02-26 05:36:39 PM
Sonic Youth The Diamond Sea (the unabridged 25 minute version) (although that's not available on youtube)

Diamanda Galás Wild Women With Steak-Knives (The Homicidal Love Song For Solo Scream)

Diamanda Galás The Litanies of Satan

Lou Reed Metal Machine Music A-1

Mike Oldfield Tubular Bells side one

/now i 'like' (or rather, don't completely unappreciate) all of these to one degree or another (which is to say i've them all in my collection). However, none of them are at all anything i'd want to hear come out of speakers at a strip club.). Although I'd find it would have to be memorable to find a dancer who'd try to frame a routine around one or all.
 
2013-02-26 05:37:04 PM
Hurt, the Johnny Cash version.
 
2013-02-26 05:37:21 PM
ugh, what was that song with Kid Rock and Sheryl Crow? Picture?

never again.... ugh!
 
2013-02-26 05:38:45 PM
...I'd find imagine it would have...
 
2013-02-26 05:39:22 PM
Angel - Sarah McLachlan
 
2013-02-26 05:39:45 PM
My guess is that most Kate Bush songs will fall into this category.
 
2013-02-26 05:40:32 PM

Sliding Carp: AtticusFinchEsq: spcMike: Cats in the cradle

This guy gets it.

Daddy Don't You Walk So Fast


Oh, Hell, yeah!
 
2013-02-26 05:40:44 PM
The opening music from Lost - all ten seconds of it.
 
2013-02-26 05:40:44 PM
If You See Her Say Hello
 
2013-02-26 05:40:56 PM

calbert: the way he described it, "they were more concerned with the rhythm than with the lyrics" but some of that sh*t got weird especially when you had girls trying to dance to Jesus Christ Superstar.


In that case i have a winner: Only Time by Enya.

I had SDA friends who were convinced that that was great sex music. I shook my head said -- no, placebo is music you can fark to and they said NO Enya. They thought Enya was irresistible sexy music for girls.

I wouldn't have been bothered by them saying it had they been 13-14. These were 19-20 year old college students.
 
2013-02-26 05:42:14 PM

hdhale: Sixteen Candles -The Crests -1958 Wrong on multiple levels.



Also...

Tell Laura I Love Her - Ray Peterson - 1960
Two Hour Honeymoon - Paul Hampton - 1960
Teen Angel - Mark Dinning and Alex Murray  - 1959
Last Kiss - Wayne Cochran - 1962
 
2013-02-26 05:42:52 PM
forever young rod stewart
 
2013-02-26 05:43:38 PM
 
2013-02-26 05:44:17 PM
"Detachable Penis" by King Missile
 
2013-02-26 05:44:59 PM
"Shipbuilding" by Elvis Costello
 
2013-02-26 05:45:49 PM

mikefinch: calbert: the way he described it, "they were more concerned with the rhythm than with the lyrics" but some of that sh*t got weird especially when you had girls trying to dance to Jesus Christ Superstar.

In that case i have a winner: Only Time by Enya.

I had SDA friends who were convinced that that was great sex music. I shook my head said -- no, placebo is music you can fark to and they said NO Enya. They thought Enya was irresistible sexy music for girls.

I wouldn't have been bothered by them saying it had they been 13-14. These were 19-20 year old college students.


Maybe they meant having sex with each other. ;-)
 
2013-02-26 05:45:59 PM
RevMark ,
My guess is that most Kate Bush songs will fall into this category.


Any stripper that could pull that off deserves a $10 tip just for dancing to it.

The bloodhound gang song needs to be played at a stripclub just because.

\Any Weird Al song would be a challenge, that or Mccarthy Park.
 
2013-02-26 05:46:08 PM
Seasons in the Sun
 
2013-02-26 05:47:07 PM
I once saw a stripper do a three song set entirely off Gowan's Strange Animal album!?
 
2013-02-26 05:47:15 PM
Adagio for Strings by Samuel Barber
 
2013-02-26 05:47:29 PM

The_Sponge: Anything by Barney or The Wiggles.


No "Fruit Salad?"
 
2013-02-26 05:47:34 PM
The Washington Post march or Rule Brittania.
 
2013-02-26 05:48:12 PM

Enemabag Jones: RevMark ,
My guess is that most Kate Bush songs will fall into this category.

Any stripper that could pull that off deserves a $10 tip just for dancing to it.


Copy that!
 
2013-02-26 05:48:31 PM
Funeral For a Friend
Feelings
I just called to say I love you
 
2013-02-26 05:49:48 PM
Did not read the thread. Has anyone suggest Frank Zappa's Dynamo Hum yet?
 
2013-02-26 05:50:00 PM

jrnorton23: Radiohead's "Fitter Happier" might dampen the festive mood.


And I doubt Leonard Cohen's "Dress Rehearsal Rag" would improve things.
 
2013-02-26 05:50:11 PM
I'd say it's a toss-up between "Prison Sex" by Tool and "Thank Heaven For Little Girls" by anybody.
 
2013-02-26 05:50:43 PM
Bananaphone
 
2013-02-26 05:51:06 PM

valanienna: Wre


Agreed!
 
2013-02-26 05:51:08 PM
This is now officially my favorite thread of the day.
 
2013-02-26 05:52:08 PM
 
2013-02-26 05:52:17 PM
Gosudarstvenny Gimn SSSR
 
2013-02-26 05:52:21 PM
"One More Minute" by Weird Al
 
2013-02-26 05:52:27 PM
Lullabye - Billy Joel
 
2013-02-26 05:52:29 PM
Almost any Disney song.
 
2013-02-26 05:52:52 PM
Cannibal Corpse - Entrails Ripped From A Virgin's coont
 
2013-02-26 05:53:20 PM

digitalrain: Seasons in the Sun


Yeah, that one would leave anyone who knew the lyrics in tears, not even considering if someone could actually dance to it.
 
2013-02-26 05:53:26 PM
mmm mmm mmm mmm - crash test dummies.
 
2013-02-26 05:53:35 PM
Several Species of Small Fury Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving to a Pict
 
2013-02-26 05:54:34 PM

digitalrain: Lullabye - Billy Joel


Better yet: "Lullabye" by The Cure
 
2013-02-26 05:54:39 PM
CTRL-F "Into The Night"

...

Oh c'mon, I couldn't have been the first one!
 
2013-02-26 05:54:54 PM
The Bronx - White Guilt
 
2013-02-26 05:55:00 PM

Trivia Jockey: "Me and a Gun" by Tori Amos.




I'd go with this one, personally.
 
2013-02-26 05:55:02 PM
We shall overcome
 
2013-02-26 05:55:32 PM

not_an_indigo: Almost any Disney song.


As if you wouldn't throw $20s at a stripper who came out dressed like Tinkerbell...
 
2013-02-26 05:55:36 PM

valanienna: The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald


Came here to suggest this one.  Leaving satisfied that someone else got the same idea.
 
2013-02-26 05:55:40 PM
Anything by:

1.- Nickelback
2.- Justin Beiber (Whatever that is)

Also, "Call me, maybe".
 
2013-02-26 05:56:02 PM

Click to enlarge: Did not read the thread. Has anyone suggest Frank Zappa's Dynamo Hum yet?


A couple other Zappa songs, most notably 'Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?', But not DynaMoh. That would be interesting to see actually...
 
2013-02-26 05:56:09 PM

Skywolf the Scribbler: One Banana, Two Banana, Three Banana, Four


I'll see your Banana Splits and raise you one H R Pufnstuf and a bonus Sigmund the Sea Monster.
 
2013-02-26 05:56:16 PM

FarkinFarker: Cannibal Corpse - Entrails Ripped From A Virgin's coont


I only read the lyrics.  Now I want to pluck out my eyes.
 
2013-02-26 05:56:49 PM

TrollingForColumbine: Several Species of Small Fury Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving to a Pict


Careful with that Axe, Eugene
 
2013-02-26 05:56:52 PM
Skidamarink....although the motions that go with the song make it interesting...
 
2013-02-26 05:57:00 PM
The Chicken Dance
 
2013-02-26 05:57:04 PM
Goodbye Horses
img840.imageshack.us
 
2013-02-26 05:57:12 PM
Don't know if this has been said. But either the following:

Amazing Grace

Or

Dear Mama by Tupac
 
2013-02-26 05:57:15 PM
You Oughtta Know by Alanis Morissette.....
 
2013-02-26 05:58:22 PM

hdhale: not_an_indigo: Almost any Disney song.

As if you wouldn't throw $20s at a stripper who came out dressed like Tinkerbell...


I had a great time with a stripper dressed like Snow White!
 
2013-02-26 05:58:27 PM
Frank Zappa don't you eat that yellow snow
Iron Butterfly . Ana goda divida .
Lenard  Skynard. Sweet Home Alabama
Molly Hatchet  Flirting with disaster.
new rider of the purple sage panama red

Johnny Cash - Ghost Riders In The Sky
 
2013-02-26 05:58:51 PM
"Smack My biatch Up" - Prodigy
 
2013-02-26 05:59:16 PM
Rock Lobster
 
2013-02-26 05:59:19 PM
Levon.

/because it's the worst song that could be requested at any location
 
2013-02-26 05:59:24 PM

Keeve: The Chicken Dance


Enough beers, and that would be the officially funniest moment to see in my lifetime... If some chick can strip AND keep up with The Chicken Dance song, she should get automatic $100 tips from every customer AND $20 from every employee in the building. Fark it, now that I think about it, I don't even need the beers...
 
2013-02-26 05:59:25 PM
Ugly GIrl
 
2013-02-26 05:59:33 PM
We Are Family - Sister Sledge

Baroque Hoedown - Some french guy, it was the theme for the Main Street Electrical Parade. Does that count as a Disney song?
 
2013-02-26 05:59:47 PM
Spongbob Squarepants theme?
 
2013-02-26 05:59:56 PM
Honorable Mentions: She's A Beauty and Don't Touch Me There

OK, pretty much anything by The Tubes counts.
 
2013-02-26 06:00:12 PM
The Bridal March
 
2013-02-26 06:00:53 PM
Oooh or "No Distance Left To Run" by Blur.
 
2013-02-26 06:00:54 PM
Ani DiFranco Letter to a John
 
2013-02-26 06:01:57 PM
Johnny Cash: Walk the Line.
 
2013-02-26 06:02:02 PM
The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald - Gordon Lightfoot
Macarthur Park - Jimmy Webb
Loving You - Minnie Ripperton
 
2013-02-26 06:02:10 PM
Many years ago I saw a stripper dance to Aqualung by Jethro Tull. I thought that was a bit odd.
 
2013-02-26 06:02:17 PM

Four Flushed on the Flop: Spongbob Squarepants theme?


I'll see your Spongebob Squarepants Theme and raise you a 'Those Were The Days' from All in the Family.

/So there...  :-)
 
2013-02-26 06:03:00 PM
I saw a chick strip to nine inch nails - Hurt.

Yeah....
 
2013-02-26 06:03:17 PM
Lola, by The Kinks.*

*Unless you're into transvestite strippers, in which case I'd probably have to go with Earache My Eye from Cheech and Chong's Up In Smoke.
 
2013-02-26 06:03:20 PM
I don't know about worst, but I remember going to a strip club many, many years ago where there 'featured' dancer had a whole act based on a vague nautical theme. Sailor hat, nautical costumes. And she stripped to a whole nautical-themed music set. Anchors Aweigh, Blue Navy Blue, In the Navy, etc.
This was in the late 70s - early 80s. In Little Havana, Miami.
 
2013-02-26 06:03:32 PM
God, that's good! from Sweeney Todd
 
2013-02-26 06:03:42 PM
You are 16 going on 17
 
2013-02-26 06:04:33 PM
img62.imageshack.us

Fuel - Metallica


I like an angry stripper.
 
2013-02-26 06:04:52 PM
Theme from Unsolved Mysteries
I've Got A Brand New Combine Harvester - The Wurzels
The Ying Tong Song - The Goons

Make it funny, I say!
 
2013-02-26 06:05:05 PM
Edelweiss
(These are) A Few of My Favorite Things
Sunrise Sunset
Hokey pokey
 
2013-02-26 06:05:08 PM

xaratherus: Lola, by The Kinks.*

*Unless you're into transvestite strippers, in which case I'd probably have to go with Earache My Eye from Cheech and Chong's Up In Smoke.


NTTAWWT, there's a strip club in the Valley that does a t-girl strip night. So I hear...
 
2013-02-26 06:05:09 PM
....and I disagree with the person that suggested Stinkfist - Tool.

That would be hilarious.

/Tool fan
//fan of hilarious things
///fan of strippers
 
2013-02-26 06:05:21 PM

Keeve: The Chicken Dance


The best part is she can do the actual dance and it kinda works as an amazingly awkward lap dance too!
 
2013-02-26 06:05:54 PM
"Lovely Ladies" from the London Les Miserables, for the sheer effrontery of it.
 
2013-02-26 06:06:26 PM
Oooh, got another one - Without You, from RENT.
 
2013-02-26 06:06:27 PM
Yo Ho, Yo Ho, A Pirate's Life For Me
 
2013-02-26 06:07:10 PM

Mikey1969: Four Flushed on the Flop: Spongbob Squarepants theme?

I'll see your Spongebob Squarepants Theme and raise you a 'Those Were The Days' from All in the Family.

/So there...  :-)


Re-raise to a Maude theme and ill even throw in a Sanford and Son.
 
2013-02-26 06:07:35 PM
Cannibal Corpse....anything

Wait, no...no...that would be a thing of beauty.
 
2013-02-26 06:08:05 PM
Alice's Restaurant
 
2013-02-26 06:09:18 PM
 
2013-02-26 06:09:49 PM

valanienna: The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald


I don't know about that.  You'd get the longest lapdance ever for the money.
 
2013-02-26 06:11:41 PM

Trivia Jockey: Paradise By the Dashboard Light

It would cost damn near $100 for a lapdance to this one.


Then how about Inna Gadda Divida?   Thats only 22 minutes.....
 
2013-02-26 06:11:48 PM
N.E.R.D - Lapdance

Completely counterproductive.
 
2013-02-26 06:11:51 PM
Offspring - Why don't you get a job
 
2013-02-26 06:13:04 PM

Bolebuns: You are 16 going on 17


Bahahahahaha
 
2013-02-26 06:13:10 PM
Oh, and also "The Band Played Waltzing Matilda."
 
2013-02-26 06:13:17 PM

xaratherus: Oooh, got another one - Without You, from RENT.


Better yet, "Will I"
 
2013-02-26 06:14:38 PM

ipxodi: Trivia Jockey: Paradise By the Dashboard Light

It would cost damn near $100 for a lapdance to this one.

Then how about Inna Gadda Divida?   Thats only 22 minutes.....


Rush 2112 is definitely on that list.
 
2013-02-26 06:14:38 PM

JavaMoon: xaratherus: Oooh, got another one - Without You, from RENT.

Better yet, "Will I"


That wins on so many levels. Not only is it an incredibly depressing song, but there's an even deeper level of irony to a stripper performing to lyrics about losing one's dignity and no one caring...
 
2013-02-26 06:14:46 PM
Some more:

"Takin' Care of Business" - Bachman Turner Overdrive  (well, okay, this one could be hilarious)
"The Look of Love" - ABC
"She's Always a Woman to Me" - Billy Joel
 
2013-02-26 06:15:07 PM

megarian: I saw a chick strip to nine inch nails - Hurt.

Yeah....


Nice, best one I ever saw was a bluegrass cover of Gin and Juice.   Spectacular!

If you are interested:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur1N3UyT1lE
 
2013-02-26 06:16:10 PM
The Four Seasons by Vivaldi

All 4 back to back...
 
2013-02-26 06:16:16 PM

megarian: N.E.R.D - Lapdance

Completely counterproductive.


NERD - all the girls standing in the line for the bathroom

weirdest. dance. ever.

"my lap is wet.  not sure if grossed out but flattered, or just grossed out."
 
2013-02-26 06:16:37 PM

mrmopar5287: valanienna: The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald

Came here to suggest this one.  Leaving satisfied that someone else got the same idea.



I am so offended, I am leaving this thread....

...but fellas, it's been good t'know ya!
 
2013-02-26 06:17:21 PM
Tubthumping by Chumbawumba.  Oh wait, that's not the worst song to request at a strip bar, that's the worst song to request anywhere.
 
2013-02-26 06:17:30 PM
Lola
 
2013-02-26 06:18:32 PM
I see Lightfoot, Tori and Death Cab are covered, so...


Gangnam Style?


/ducks and runs
 
2013-02-26 06:19:06 PM
Sometimes When We Touch.
 
2013-02-26 06:19:30 PM
Mr. Pink by Level 42 - the live version.  It would be interesting to see if the strippers could keep up with that one!
 
2013-02-26 06:20:02 PM

savethenaugs: megarian: I saw a chick strip to nine inch nails - Hurt.

Yeah....

Nice, best one I ever saw was a bluegrass cover of Gin and Juice.   Spectacular!

If you are interested:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur1N3UyT1lE


Oh wow...thank you for that gift...

We're snowed in. Much appreciated.
 
2013-02-26 06:20:36 PM
Yakety Sax
 
2013-02-26 06:21:05 PM

EatenTheSun: Anything by Todd Rundgren.


The_Sponge: Anything by Barney or The Wiggles.


Solty Dog: Anything by The Mentors


The_Sponge: Anything by The Dave Matthews Band.


Pants full of macaroni!!: Anything off Pop Tatari by the Boredoms


Maturin: Anything by Phillip Glass


So I'm guessing that "Anything" just isn't a good song for a strip club no matter who plays it. I kinda liked the Dave Matthews version, though.
 
hej
2013-02-26 06:21:42 PM
Lola
 
2013-02-26 06:21:45 PM

thecpt: megarian: N.E.R.D - Lapdance

Completely counterproductive.

NERD - all the girls standing in the line for the bathroom

weirdest. dance. ever.

"my lap is wet.  not sure if grossed out but flattered, or just grossed out."


...

You have to wonder sometimes...

Purell EVERYTHING!
 
2013-02-26 06:21:51 PM

The_Sponge: The #1 Answer:

Christmas Shoes


Yes, that's the one.
 
2013-02-26 06:22:10 PM
"The Wrong Way" by Sublime
 
2013-02-26 06:22:55 PM
Sad Eyes by Robert John

Yeah, I am late to the thread - sorry.
 
2013-02-26 06:23:54 PM

IrieTom: Yakety Sax


Doesn't count. We've watched strippers running around to that song for decades on Benny Hill.
 
2013-02-26 06:24:24 PM
"If" - Bread
"Leader of the Band" - Dan Fogelberg
"Photographs and Memories" - Jim Croce
"Fire & Rain" - James Taylor
 
2013-02-26 06:24:38 PM
The Real Folk Blues?

(I'd tip for awesomeness, but prolly not great for actual stripping)
 
2013-02-26 06:24:40 PM
Suicide is Painless (the MASH theme)

or

The sad walking away song from Incredible Hulk
 
2013-02-26 06:26:55 PM
Crap! So much true brilliant wit (kinda typical for FARK) for me to choose. I have been LMAO the entire thread down, saying, "Yes, THIS!" to nearly everything.

You people humble me. And I love so many of you because of it. truth.
 
2013-02-26 06:27:35 PM
Anything by Richard Cheese
 
2013-02-26 06:27:37 PM

Molavian: The_Sponge: The #1 Answer:

Christmas Shoes

Yes, that's the one.


^^^^^^^^
 
2013-02-26 06:27:47 PM

spcMike: Just once I want a lap dance to O Fortuna


The Acropolis in PDX?

/ok, nitpicker, milwaukee
 
2013-02-26 06:28:07 PM
Dance with my Father-Luther Vandross
Papa Don't Preach-Madonna
God-Prince
 
2013-02-26 06:28:36 PM
More specifically, "Me So Horny" by Richard Cheese. EPIC
 
2013-02-26 06:28:42 PM
Cat's in the Cradle
 
2013-02-26 06:28:43 PM
Stan Bush - You Got the Touch
 
2013-02-26 06:29:11 PM

ravenlore: The Real Folk Blues?

(I'd tip for awesomeness, but prolly not great for actual stripping)


it'd probably be better than tank!  I'd imagine limbs would tear off during that dance
 
2013-02-26 06:29:18 PM
Anything by Red Peters
 
2013-02-26 06:29:40 PM
Barnacle Bill the Sailor
 
2013-02-26 06:29:59 PM
Anything by Neil Young.
 
2013-02-26 06:30:57 PM
The whisper song (wait til you see my d*ck) by the Yin Yang twins.
 
2013-02-26 06:30:57 PM
Everybody's said almost everything I've thought of, but I would suggest that good nudity would make any song bearable.

When I was about 16, I got into a carnival girl show, which was about the only place you could see girls dance completely nude in those days.  They evidently paid someone off to work extra "strong" and hell, nobody believes me when I tell this part of the story anyway, but they were drop dead gorgeous, no silicone, and sat on the faces of the guys standing at the edge of the platform (hey, it was the 70s, and no, I wasn't one of them).

Anyhow, to this day I remember the music they used, and compared to the original article on what gets played today, VERY out of place:

All Right Now by Free
D'yer Mak'er by Led Zeppelin (actually not too terrible for bumping and grinding), and worst of all,
You're My Best Friend by Queen, and
Don't Stop by Fleetwood Mac!

I guess when you're sampling the vag of a stereotypical "farmer's daughter," any music would be tolerated!
 
2013-02-26 06:31:09 PM
Pomp and Circumstance
Sabre Dance
Flight of the Bumblebee
Pictures at an Exhibition
This one...
And of course, for a Farker we all know, this song...
 
2013-02-26 06:31:30 PM
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

Anything from Sound of Music
 
2013-02-26 06:32:02 PM

Ryder79: Anything by Richard Cheese



Whoa....let's not say things we can't take back.
 
2013-02-26 06:32:29 PM
That's My Job - Conway Twitty
 
2013-02-26 06:32:36 PM
"The Streak" by Ray Stevens. Hell, ANYTHING by Ray Stevens, really.....
 
2013-02-26 06:32:38 PM
Fancy by Reba McEntire
 
2013-02-26 06:33:37 PM
America by Yes

Widor's Toccata on a church organ

I Kill Children by the Dead Kennedys
 
2013-02-26 06:33:59 PM
Most people here are going by lyrics, but I'd go for some free jazz or crazy prog stuff that would impossible for your average stripper to find the rhythm.
 
2013-02-26 06:34:09 PM
The Toadies: Possum Kingdom
 
2013-02-26 06:34:19 PM

JerseyTim: "Maps" by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs


media.rhizome.org
Everywhere like such as.
 
2013-02-26 06:34:28 PM

The_Sponge: Ryder79: Anything by Richard Cheese


Whoa....let's not say things we can't take back.


I regret nothing....Richard Freakin' Cheese
 
2013-02-26 06:34:56 PM
megarian:

Oh wow...thank you for that gift...

We're snowed in. Much appreciated.


try this one. Mighty strange video too.   It is even topical since you are snowed in.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIYKPjalb6Q
 
2013-02-26 06:35:22 PM
Anything by Everyone!


/should cover them all.....
 
2013-02-26 06:36:33 PM

Trivia Jockey: I_Am_Weasel: Trivia Jockey: "Cat's in the Cradle" by Harry Chapin

Not 30,000 Pounds Of Bananas?


How about "Convoy"?


I was going for the "I miss my children" vibe.


Lucille by Kenny Rogers?
 
2013-02-26 06:36:53 PM
Dammit, should have read the thread before posting.

Powerhouse by Raymond Scott
 
2013-02-26 06:37:23 PM
"What Child is This?"
 
2013-02-26 06:38:01 PM

savethenaugs: megarian:

Oh wow...thank you for that gift...

We're snowed in. Much appreciated.

try this one. Mighty strange video too.   It is even topical since you are snowed in.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIYKPjalb6Q


Great. Now I want a tropical beverage with an umbrella.

*puts festive swizzle stick in Bells Teo Hearted ale* close enough.
 
2013-02-26 06:38:22 PM

ReapTheChaos: The Toadies: Possum Kingdom


I'd...rather like watching that actually.
 
2013-02-26 06:38:24 PM
"Dear God" XTC
 
2013-02-26 06:38:28 PM

The_Sponge: But a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying.


That's what I came to the thread for.
 
2013-02-26 06:38:54 PM
Greensleeves
 
2013-02-26 06:40:07 PM
"Girlfriend in a Coma" the Smiths
 
2013-02-26 06:40:15 PM
"Teddy Bear" by Red Sovine
 
2013-02-26 06:40:33 PM
MaMa Tried
 
2013-02-26 06:41:25 PM
:in the arms of an angel" by Sarah McLaughlin.  With the ASPCA commercial on the TVs.
 
2013-02-26 06:41:35 PM
"Lonely" Tom Waits
 
2013-02-26 06:41:47 PM

savethenaugs: megarian:

Oh wow...thank you for that gift...

We're snowed in. Much appreciated.

try this one. Mighty strange video too.   It is even topical since you are snowed in.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIYKPjalb6Q


I love these kinds of songs:
dynamite hack - boys in the hood originally Easy E

obadiah parker - Hey Ya originally Outkast
and there's always biatches ain't shiat.

/don't mind me, just bored waiting for things at work.
 
m00
2013-02-26 06:42:09 PM
I Will Wait For You - Connie Francis
Look on Down from the Bridge -- Mazzy Star (one of my favourite songs)
 
2013-02-26 06:42:12 PM

Ow! That was my feelings!: Air Supply


If you want Air Supply, I would have gone for "All Out of Love."
 
2013-02-26 06:42:13 PM
Thick as a Brick. The full version.
 
2013-02-26 06:42:17 PM

Master Sphincter: spcMike: Just once I want a lap dance to O Fortuna

Stop perpetuating the use of the wrong name for that piece.


Marry me. Also. Have danced to that. It fell about as flat as the Imperial March. #sadface
 
2013-02-26 06:42:27 PM
"Polly" Nirvana
 
2013-02-26 06:43:41 PM
The wheels on the Bus
followed by Bingo was his Name
(of course this would be with the strippers dressed as teachers and me laying on a blanky)
 
2013-02-26 06:43:50 PM
Benny and the Jets, by Elton John.

Jerky
 
2013-02-26 06:43:54 PM

Trivia Jockey: "Detachable Penis" by Primus


That's by King Missile. Not Primus.
 
2013-02-26 06:44:01 PM

Pawprint: Anything from the "Ultra Depressing Songs of the '70s" catalog. I see Seasons in the Sun was already mentioned, so I'll add

Billy Don't Be a Hero
One Tin Soldier
Run, Joey, Run

and on a different note,

That Smell


Along the "depressing" lines, how about "One" by Metallica?
 
2013-02-26 06:44:02 PM
Iron & Wine "Trapeze Swinger"
 
2013-02-26 06:44:23 PM

Solid State Vittles: "Lonely" Tom Waits


The Piano Has Been Drinking
 
2013-02-26 06:45:05 PM
"Chicken Wire" Pernice Brothers

Seriously, Google it.
 
2013-02-26 06:45:22 PM
Coconut:
She put the lime in the coconut, she drank em both up...
 
2013-02-26 06:45:39 PM
CSB time:

The first time I went to a strip club (21st birthday) one of the songs was Faith No More's "Epic". The lyric "It's in your face but you can't grab it" was a little on the nose.
 
2013-02-26 06:46:17 PM
Stille Nacht - the German version of Silent Night
 
2013-02-26 06:46:18 PM
For crying out loud, people, "Alone Again Naturally" Gilbert O'Sullivan.
 
2013-02-26 06:47:44 PM
John Ashcroft "Let the Eagle Soar"
 
2013-02-26 06:48:38 PM

santadog: Trivia Jockey: "Detachable Penis" by Primus  King Missel Missile.

FTFY


No, FTFY
 
2013-02-26 06:48:48 PM
"It's OK to Cry" Rosie Grier
 
2013-02-26 06:49:57 PM
I Will Survive
 
2013-02-26 06:51:04 PM
Theme from Jaws
 
2013-02-26 06:51:24 PM

Enemabag Jones: Any Weird Al song would be a challenge, that or Mccarthy Park.


How about Albuquerque?

It would at least have the virtue of being long.
 
2013-02-26 06:51:35 PM

Solty Dog: Stinkfist by Tool


I started laughing while getting a dance because I realized the dj was playing Prison Sex. Apparently the girl on stage had just gotten out of jail.
 
2013-02-26 06:51:49 PM

Sinbox: Sonic Youth The Diamond Sea (the unabridged 25 minute version) (although that's not available on youtube)

Diamanda Galás Wild Women With Steak-Knives (The Homicidal Love Song For Solo Scream)

Diamanda Galás The Litanies of Satan

Lou Reed Metal Machine Music A-1

Mike Oldfield Tubular Bells side one

/now i 'like' (or rather, don't completely unappreciate) all of these to one degree or another (which is to say i've them all in my collection). However, none of them are at all anything i'd want to hear come out of speakers at a strip club.). Although I'd find it would have to be memorable to find a dancer who'd try to frame a routine around one or all.


I like the way you think...but I'd throw out side 4 for MMM, so she'd have to dance through the lock groove.
other fun:

Whitehouse's "Why You Never Became a Dancer"
Peter Sotos's "Buyer's Market" CD (any track)

and, for laffs, "Nights in White Satin," the entirety of Yes's "Tales from Topographic Oceans," Suicidal Tendencies, "I Saw Your Mommy..."

When I lived in Queens, there was this incredibly busted looking 24/7 strip club, and I thought it would be really fun to go in there at 7 AM on Mother's Day or Christmas.
 
2013-02-26 06:52:23 PM

sleeping martyr: Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head


Those aren't raindrops.
 
2013-02-26 06:52:26 PM
For crying out loud, people, "Alone Again Naturally" Gilbert O'Sullivan.

Nailed it.
 
2013-02-26 06:52:27 PM

thecpt: savethenaugs: megarian:

Oh wow...thank you for that gift...

We're snowed in. Much appreciated.

try this one. Mighty strange video too.   It is even topical since you are snowed in.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIYKPjalb6Q

I love these kinds of songs:
dynamite hack - boys in the hood originally Easy E

obadiah parker - Hey Ya originally Outkast
and there's always biatches ain't shiat.

/don't mind me, just bored waiting for things at work.


Still much appreciated :)
 
2013-02-26 06:53:45 PM
John Lennon Imagine
 
2013-02-26 06:54:21 PM
 
2013-02-26 06:54:21 PM
Static x - bled for days
 
2013-02-26 06:54:24 PM
Used to Love Her by GN'R
 
2013-02-26 06:55:03 PM
butterfly kisses
 
2013-02-26 06:55:07 PM

Soni: I used to DJ in a strip club  :)

Cats in the Cradle is the worst.

Mama I'm Coming Home (Ozzy) has no place in a strip club

this one girl used to request both of them... I finally told her to fark off, and played Steve Vai's "F*ck Yourself" followed by Why Does It Hurt When I Pee... lol


Cat's In The Cradle was my first thought.  The strippers might not cry but all the guys sure will.
 
2013-02-26 06:55:08 PM

Rev. Skarekroe: Swans - Mother, My Body Disgusts Me

Cannibal Corpse - Hammer Smashed Face

John Cage - 4:33

The Wiggles - Fruit Salad


Ah....Hammer Smashed Face. A personal favorite.
 
2013-02-26 06:55:12 PM
 
2013-02-26 06:56:28 PM
JESUS CHRIST I KNOW IT'S BY KING MISSILE NOT PRIMUS I MADE A MISTAKE
 
2013-02-26 06:56:50 PM

Solid State Vittles: "Lonely" Tom Waits


Even better: God's Away On Business
 
2013-02-26 06:57:40 PM
"Welcome to Zombo com...this is Zombo com..."
 
2013-02-26 06:57:41 PM
Ray Stevens - It's me again Margret
 
2013-02-26 06:58:04 PM
Paris1127:
Sabre Dance

You sick bastard.
 
2013-02-26 06:59:16 PM
"Let Me Smell Yo Dick"
 
2013-02-26 06:59:22 PM
The wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
 
2013-02-26 06:59:32 PM

edmo: Ugly GIrl


Cotton-Eyed Joe.  Any version.
 
2013-02-26 07:00:53 PM
She Ain't Pretty, She Just Looks That Way
or
Three Dressed Up as a Nine
 
2013-02-26 07:00:55 PM

Sinbox: John Lennon Imagine


A Perfect Circle's version of Imagine... yikes.
 
2013-02-26 07:01:24 PM
"Hooker With A Penis" by Tool
 
2013-02-26 07:01:52 PM
lighting crashes by live?  hurt by cash?

i think chariots of fire would be an interesting choice too.  not sure it would be bad, i'm just curious how that would go...
 
2013-02-26 07:02:43 PM
Fly: Yoko Ono
 
2013-02-26 07:03:20 PM
REM w/Kate Pierson, "Shiny Happy People"

/again ducks and runs
//actually loves both REM & the B's
 
2013-02-26 07:03:52 PM
Various old sea shanties
Misfits: Who Killed Marilyn?
Hello pussycat on endless repeat (it just seems to never end).
 
2013-02-26 07:04:19 PM
The Chili's "I Want My Baby Back Ribs" song
 
2013-02-26 07:04:32 PM

Ryder79: "Hooker With A Penis" by Tool


....weirdest boner...
 
2013-02-26 07:05:34 PM
"Big Balls" by AC/DC
 
2013-02-26 07:06:17 PM
"Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer"
 
2013-02-26 07:06:59 PM
the offspring the kids aren't alright, or low self esteem.  unless you're into that
 
2013-02-26 07:07:09 PM
Prison sex by tool would be just as bad. shiat blood and cum on my hands...
 
2013-02-26 07:07:20 PM

Ryder79: The Chili's "I Want My Baby Back Ribs" song


Five Dollar, Five Dollar, Five Dollar Foot Long!!
 
2013-02-26 07:07:28 PM
The Old Rugged Cross

Atheist, heathens, pagans, Democrats go here to understand

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bN7XhLVlhjo
 
2013-02-26 07:08:22 PM
Shake Hands with Beef by Primus
Black Gives Way to Blue by Alice in Chains
 
2013-02-26 07:09:10 PM

ipxodi: Trivia Jockey: Paradise By the Dashboard Light

It would cost damn near $100 for a lapdance to this one.

Then how about Inna Gadda Divida?   Thats only 22 minutes.....


Depends on the version.
 
2013-02-26 07:09:20 PM

ravenlore: REM w/Kate Pierson, "Shiny Happy People"

/again ducks and runs
//actually loves both REM & the B's


that would actually work for me.
 
2013-02-26 07:09:45 PM
Freddie Fender>>>Wasted Days and Wasted Nights
I saw it played on a jukebox in VA strip club 20 times in a row
the girls weren't happy
 
2013-02-26 07:11:04 PM

megarian: Sinbox: John Lennon Imagine

A Perfect Circle's version of Imagine... yikes.


That's a thing?

(10 minutes of research later)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdmqtsm_QhM

Wow...that IS a thing.  A better-than-expected thing.

Thanks for the intro.
 
2013-02-26 07:11:42 PM

savethenaugs: megarian: I saw a chick strip to nine inch nails - Hurt.

Yeah....

Nice, best one I ever saw was a bluegrass cover of Gin and Juice.   Spectacular!


I'll see your The Gourds and raise you Hayseed Dixie.
 
2013-02-26 07:12:07 PM
The Hungarian Suicide Song
Old Rivers
Abraham Martin And John
Convoy
 
2013-02-26 07:13:15 PM

plc5_250: Sad Eyes by Robert John

Yeah, I am late to the thread - sorry.


Angel of the Morning?
 
2013-02-26 07:13:31 PM
Lola- The Kinks
 
2013-02-26 07:14:28 PM

Sinbox: megarian: Sinbox: John Lennon Imagine

A Perfect Circle's version of Imagine... yikes.

That's a thing?

(10 minutes of research later)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdmqtsm_QhM

Wow...that IS a thing.  A better-than-expected thing.

Thanks for the intro.


I second that.

This is farking awesome.
 
2013-02-26 07:14:36 PM
"F U Right Back" by Frankee
 
2013-02-26 07:16:23 PM
Wheels on the Bus
 
2013-02-26 07:17:29 PM
Coward of the County
 
2013-02-26 07:17:50 PM
"Gold Digger" by Kaye West
 
2013-02-26 07:18:24 PM
ludo - the horror of our love

never so much blood
 
2013-02-26 07:18:41 PM

savethenaugs: megarian:

Oh wow...thank you for that gift...

We're snowed in. Much appreciated.

try this one. Mighty strange video too.   It is even topical since you are snowed in.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIYKPjalb6Q


You might want to try Trash Day as well.
 
2013-02-26 07:18:45 PM
Leif Erikson by Interpol but just for the lyrics...
 
2013-02-26 07:18:52 PM
"Shock The Monkey" - Peter Gabriel
"I Love My Dog" -Cat Stevens
Any death metal
 
2013-02-26 07:19:06 PM
The Theme From Green Acres
Don't Cry Daddy
Daddy Don't You Walk So Fast
I'll Always Love My Mama
Mr. Jaws
 
2013-02-26 07:19:26 PM
Merry go round broken down
 
2013-02-26 07:19:52 PM

Solid State Vittles: "Girlfriend in a Coma" the Smiths


Don't joke around like that.  It's serious.
 
2013-02-26 07:20:24 PM
"Piss On You"....Dave Chapelle version
 
2013-02-26 07:21:43 PM
Went a few pages into the thread. Surprised no one posted "Loser" by Beck.
 
2013-02-26 07:21:52 PM
 
2013-02-26 07:21:55 PM

Ego edo infantia cattus: Paris1127:
Sabre Dance

You sick bastard.


Wait, what?
 
2013-02-26 07:23:12 PM

Trivia Jockey: JESUS CHRIST I KNOW IT'S BY KING MISSILE NOT PRIMUS I MADE A MISTAKE



Hey buddy,
that was by King Missile, not Primus.



/Welcome to fark.
 
2013-02-26 07:24:01 PM

WhippingBoy: "Teddy Bear" by Red Sovine


You magnificent bastard, you!
 
2013-02-26 07:24:54 PM

Endive Wombat: "Date Rape" by Sublime


First time I ever heard that song was in Molly Brown's at Daytona Beach.
 
2013-02-26 07:25:12 PM
"detachable penis"...
 
2013-02-26 07:26:29 PM
"Safety Dance" by Men Without Hats
 
2013-02-26 07:27:26 PM

Ryder79: The Chili's "I Want My Baby Back Ribs" song


Nanerpuss?
 
2013-02-26 07:28:32 PM

Trivia Jockey: JESUS CHRIST I KNOW IT'S BY KING MISSILE NOT PRIMUS I MADE A MISTAKE


Hey, I don't know if anybody's mentioned it yet, but the song "Detachable Penis" is by King Missile.
 
2013-02-26 07:29:11 PM
They're Coming To Take Me Away Ha-Haaah
Little Ole Man
And Then There's Maude
The Americans
God Bless The U.S.A.
We Are The World
 
2013-02-26 07:29:56 PM

hdhale: Maybe they meant having sex with each other. ;-)


CSB:

This same conversation came about because they were talking about loosing their virginity on their wedding night. To Enya. They were also sure they could give their equally virginal wives a rogering to end all rogering on that night. (i told them the poor girl might be a touch sore and they might be a bit spent -- they didnt know what i was talking about...)

Seventh Day Adventists are quite cloistered folks... I only know one who went gay (You might aswell have shot your parents in the face in that community) -- he WAS planning on being a pastor then the next time i hear about him BAM he has a boyfriend and moved to Yellowknife NWT. Weird. Good for him -- i did feel a bit bad for his former dorm roomie who was incredibly bothered by the news. Very conservative fellow and he reacted like a girl realizing she had been spied on by a peeping tom. Not saying it was a good reaction to have but knowing how the poor guy was raised it must have been very upsetting to have unknowingly been living with a gay man. I thought it was pretty funny.

Pretty off topic but yeah -- seventh day adventist boys think Enya and naked ladies go together like chocolate and peanut butter.
 
2013-02-26 07:31:03 PM

ciberido: Ryder79: The Chili's "I Want My Baby Back Ribs" song

Nanerpuss?


Well played sir, well played...
 
2013-02-26 07:31:15 PM
"Bohemian Rhapsody"
 
2013-02-26 07:31:58 PM

ciberido: Trivia Jockey: JESUS CHRIST I KNOW IT'S BY KING MISSILE NOT PRIMUS I MADE A MISTAKE

Hey, I don't know if anybody's mentioned it yet, but the song "Detachable Penis" is by King Missile.


And a meme was born.


/here, have a toaster oven
 
2013-02-26 07:33:06 PM
 
2013-02-26 07:34:42 PM

Sinbox: megarian: Sinbox: John Lennon Imagine

A Perfect Circle's version of Imagine... yikes.

That's a thing?

(10 minutes of research later)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdmqtsm_QhM

Wow...that IS a thing.  A better-than-expected thing.

Thanks for the intro.


It's good in a threatening, creepy way.

I like. Not good for stripping, though.
 
2013-02-26 07:34:46 PM
Michael Jackson - "Beat it" lol!.
 
2013-02-26 07:35:34 PM
See Emily Play -  Pink Floyd
 
2013-02-26 07:36:12 PM

ravenlore: Sinbox: megarian: Sinbox: John Lennon Imagine

A Perfect Circle's version of Imagine... yikes.

That's a thing?

(10 minutes of research later)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdmqtsm_QhM

Wow...that IS a thing.  A better-than-expected thing.

Thanks for the intro.

I second that.

This is farking awesome.


The entire album (eMotive) is quite interesting.
 
2013-02-26 07:37:10 PM
I would think "Who Let the Dogs out"  might offend some ecdisiyasts (spelling?)
// Learned the word on Fark
 
2013-02-26 07:37:20 PM
The theme song from "Who's The Boss?" would be good.
 
2013-02-26 07:38:32 PM

occamswrist: Prison sex by tool would be just as bad. shiat blood and cum on my hands...


Saw that as a strip club in Lansing.

I didn't want it to be hot, but I was.

Same night: Passenger by the Deftones. It was a wonderful evening.
 
2013-02-26 07:38:34 PM
I'd either have to go with "My Ding-A-Ling" by Chuck Berry or "Come On Eileen" by Dexy's Midnight Runners.
 
2013-02-26 07:38:36 PM

megarian: ravenlore: Sinbox: megarian: Sinbox: John Lennon Imagine

A Perfect Circle's version of Imagine... yikes.

That's a thing?

(10 minutes of research later)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdmqtsm_QhM

Wow...that IS a thing.  A better-than-expected thing.

Thanks for the intro.

I second that.

This is farking awesome.

The entire album (eMotive) is quite interesting.


Gods know I love me some Counting Bodies, but i never knew there was an Imagine cover

/haven't bought music in years :-(
 
2013-02-26 07:39:23 PM

megarian: ravenlore: Sinbox: megarian: Sinbox: John Lennon Imagine

A Perfect Circle's version of Imagine... yikes.

That's a thing?

(10 minutes of research later)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdmqtsm_QhM

Wow...that IS a thing.  A better-than-expected thing.

Thanks for the intro.

I second that.

This is farking awesome.

The entire album (eMotive) is quite interesting.


I always liked counting bodies like sheep. With headphones. Loud.
 
2013-02-26 07:40:11 PM
Pink Floyd - Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict
 
2013-02-26 07:40:11 PM

ravenlore: megarian: ravenlore: Sinbox: megarian: Sinbox: John Lennon Imagine

A Perfect Circle's version of Imagine... yikes.

That's a thing?

(10 minutes of research later)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdmqtsm_QhM

Wow...that IS a thing.  A better-than-expected thing.

Thanks for the intro.

I second that.

This is farking awesome.

The entire album (eMotive) is quite interesting.

Gods know I love me some Counting Bodies, but i never knew there was an Imagine cover

/haven't bought music in years :-(


*clicks and reads/sees profile*

How YOU doin'?

/insta-fav'd
 
2013-02-26 07:41:42 PM
Runaway Train
-Soul Asylum
 
2013-02-26 07:42:47 PM

thecpt: ludo - the horror of our love

never so much blood


Been watching dusk to dawn or something?
 
2013-02-26 07:43:07 PM
california dreaming


you know, because of the incest.
 
2013-02-26 07:43:50 PM

Endive Wombat: "Blowjob Betty" by Too Short - I mean, its about a hooker that dies.


And one of his better songs imo.


Bodies by Drowning Pool is my pick
 
2013-02-26 07:45:50 PM

megarian: ravenlore: megarian: ravenlore: Sinbox: megarian: Sinbox: John Lennon Imagine

A Perfect Circle's version of Imagine... yikes.

That's a thing?

(10 minutes of research later)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdmqtsm_QhM

Wow...that IS a thing.  A better-than-expected thing.

Thanks for the intro.

I second that.

This is farking awesome.

The entire album (eMotive) is quite interesting.

Gods know I love me some Counting Bodies, but i never knew there was an Imagine cover

/haven't bought music in years :-(

*clicks and reads/sees profile*

How YOU doin'?

/insta-fav'd


Back atcha :-)
 
2013-02-26 07:45:59 PM

occamswrist: megarian: ravenlore: Sinbox: megarian: Sinbox: John Lennon Imagine

A Perfect Circle's version of Imagine... yikes.

That's a thing?

(10 minutes of research later)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdmqtsm_QhM

Wow...that IS a thing.  A better-than-expected thing.

Thanks for the intro.

I second that.

This is farking awesome.

The entire album (eMotive) is quite interesting.

I always liked counting bodies like sheep. With headphones. Loud.


Hawt.
 
2013-02-26 07:46:08 PM
"Papa Smurf Can I Lick Your Ass?"
 
2013-02-26 07:47:12 PM

Fritriac: Pink Floyd - Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict


How about "The Dogs of War"?
 
2013-02-26 07:48:51 PM
I Touch Myself - The Divinyls

Especially bad if Pee Wee Herman, Fred Willard or Nick Stahl are in the audience.
 
2013-02-26 07:49:52 PM
Ooh, ooh, ooh, got another one.

Flight of the Bumblebee
 
2013-02-26 07:51:34 PM
Anything by Insane Clown Posse
 
2013-02-26 07:52:46 PM
 
2013-02-26 07:56:09 PM
"All by Myself" The Eric Carmen version.
 
2013-02-26 07:57:00 PM
Theme to Caillou.
 
2013-02-26 07:58:19 PM
"Honky Tonk Badonkadonk" by Trace Adkins
 
2013-02-26 07:59:09 PM
"Bugz On My Nutz" by Insane Clown Posse
 
2013-02-26 08:03:25 PM
Madonna - Like a Virgin

/umm on second thought maybe not...
 
2013-02-26 08:05:27 PM
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
 
2013-02-26 08:06:50 PM
"Chocolate Salty Balls"
 
2013-02-26 08:07:54 PM
Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a PICT.
 
2013-02-26 08:07:59 PM

Four Flushed on the Flop: ipxodi: Trivia Jockey: Paradise By the Dashboard Light

It would cost damn near $100 for a lapdance to this one.

Then how about Inna Gadda Divida?   Thats only 22 minutes.....

Rush 2112 is definitely on that list.


Bull of Heaven - The Chosen Priest and Apostle of Infinite Space, it's 2 months long.
 
2013-02-26 08:08:36 PM
Lola
EL OH EL AYE!!!
 
2013-02-26 08:09:43 PM
Patches
 
2013-02-26 08:11:16 PM
Deep Purple "Anyone's Daughter"
(song gets going around 0:35)
 
2013-02-26 08:12:39 PM
Granted I've only been to a few tittie bars, but the only song I can even remember is that " Porn Star Dancing" song...
 
2013-02-26 08:15:33 PM
Lou Reed's - "The Kids" also known as They're Taking Her Children Away
 
2013-02-26 08:16:34 PM
The chicken dance song they play at hockey games.
 
2013-02-26 08:16:43 PM
With lapdances at $20 a song, I have yet to have my request for the live version of Freebird granted.
 
2013-02-26 08:26:54 PM

Earguy: With lapdances at $20 a song, I have yet to have my request for the live version of Freebird granted.


See also: Flaming Lips - 7 Skies 3H. 24 hour song.
 
2013-02-26 08:28:46 PM

FA91: I'd either have to go with "My Ding-A-Ling" by Chuck Berry or "Come On Eileen" by Dexy's Midnight Runners.


Save Ferris' version of Come on Eileen is much better.
 
2013-02-26 08:28:57 PM
AC/DC's "She's Got the Jack"

...but I should have known
that all the cards were comin'
from the bottom of the pack
and if I'd known what she was dealin' out
I'd have deal it back!
 
2013-02-26 08:30:32 PM

Strobeguy: Madonna - Like a Virgin

/umm on second thought maybe not...


Papa Don't Preach would be better.
 
2013-02-26 08:32:57 PM
As someone who recently took his wife to the strip club for the first time, I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/She can't wait to go back.
//We might go broke soon.
 
2013-02-26 08:37:00 PM
The Mister Rogers Neighborhood theme song and "We Did It!" from Dora The Explorer
 
2013-02-26 08:39:24 PM
The mall music from Dawn Of The Dead.
 
2013-02-26 08:42:15 PM
Johnny Pissoff (The Iliad) by the Fugs (Ed Sanders)

/Google it :-)
 
2013-02-26 08:45:16 PM
"Rockin' The Beer Gut" by Trailer Choir
 
2013-02-26 08:47:34 PM

megarian: Sinbox: megarian: Sinbox: John Lennon Imagine


It's good in a threatening, creepy way.


Quite

I like. Not good for stripping, though.


Indeed (x2)

One of the better covers I've been introduced to lately.

Truth be told, I've not been to such an establishment since the year Mr. Cobain decided to utilize a Remington .20 gauge  as a trephine. Actually, the same week (as i recall that was quite the topic of conversation among the employees. So it's quite possible that the music under discussion HAS been used somewhere,

/not a prude. I just happily unburdened myself of the sole reason i was going (to meet my connection).
 
2013-02-26 08:54:35 PM
The Candyman - Sammy Davis Jr.
 
2013-02-26 08:55:55 PM
"How Much is That Doggie in the Window?"
 
2013-02-26 08:57:46 PM
Birthday Boy
-Drive-By Truckers
 
2013-02-26 08:57:50 PM

James72: The Star-Spangled Banner


Put a US Flag on the wall opposite the stage and watch the fun.  Poor guys trying to decide between facing the flag and putting their hand on their heart, and the rest facing the stage and putting their hand on their ...
 
2013-02-26 08:59:24 PM
This Woman's Work by Kate Bush...depressing on every level.
Sour Times by Portishead
 
2013-02-26 09:00:20 PM
"I Think I Farted" by Taryn Southern

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7JZ4F3zJdY&feature=youtube_gdata_pla y er
 
2013-02-26 09:03:51 PM

ipxodi: Trivia Jockey: Paradise By the Dashboard Light

It would cost damn near $100 for a lapdance to this one.

Then how about Inna Gadda Divida?   Thats only 22 minutes.....


That would be pretty cool, I'm imagining what the drum solo would look like.
 
2013-02-26 09:04:19 PM
 
2013-02-26 09:07:15 PM
Daddy's little girl
 
2013-02-26 09:08:36 PM
"Happy Boy" - The Beat Farmers
 
2013-02-26 09:09:00 PM
Alice Cooper "Only women bleed"

or a great stripper song.
 
2013-02-26 09:16:07 PM
Might be funny to request that Tiny Tim "Having a Wonderful Time" song just to see what the effect is.

/certainly didn't come to suggest Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald, if that's what you're thinking
 
2013-02-26 09:16:21 PM
"It's Raining Men" at a female strip club.
 
2013-02-26 09:20:02 PM
ok, I didn't make it thru all 500+ comments...did I miss "Having My Baby" by Paul Anka?
 
2013-02-26 09:20:41 PM

Sinbox: megarian: Sinbox: megarian: Sinbox: John Lennon Imagine


It's good in a threatening, creepy way.

Quite

I like. Not good for stripping, though.


Indeed (x2)

One of the better covers I've been introduced to lately.

Truth be told, I've not been to such an establishment since the year Mr. Cobain decided to utilize a Remington .20 gauge  as a trephine. Actually, the same week (as i recall that was quite the topic of conversation among the employees. So it's quite possible that the music under discussion HAS been used somewhere,

/not a prude. I just happily unburdened myself of the sole reason i was going (to meet my connection).


Hm. Maybe we know each other. "Connecting" was what paid for 2 years if my college. ;)
 
2013-02-26 09:20:46 PM
 
2013-02-26 09:21:32 PM
Old Man River.
 
2013-02-26 09:31:12 PM
"excitable boy", Warren Zevon
 
2013-02-26 09:35:02 PM
The Horst Wessel song
 
2013-02-26 09:39:32 PM
Detachable penis (in a male stripper venue)
 
2013-02-26 09:42:07 PM
Tool - Hooker with a Penis
/listening to that as i read the thread by coincidence
 
2013-02-26 09:46:37 PM
Little Girls by Oingo Boingo
 
2013-02-26 09:47:49 PM

ModernPrimitive01: Hail to the Chief


upload.wikimedia.org

Hey, you KNOW that's been done before!
 
2013-02-26 09:48:25 PM

dopekitty74: Tool - Hooker with a Penis
/listening to that as i read the thread by coincidence


I think that might be kind of hot.
 
2013-02-26 09:57:06 PM
Velvet Underground - Heroin
 
2013-02-26 09:57:28 PM
'Honey' Bobby - Goldsboro

;(
 
2013-02-26 10:05:11 PM
Frankly: anything sung by Sammy Hagar... the contrast to David Lee just makes Sammy's versions SO unsexy.

Macarena?
 
2013-02-26 10:07:24 PM
I can't believe no one's suggested "C Is For Cookie".
 
2013-02-26 10:13:27 PM

robinmi: Those Sarah McLachlan songs in the SPCA commercials.


This gets my vote

But anyone who has been to a gentleman's club in China would say "anything that involves drunk men doing karaoke"
 
2013-02-26 10:15:56 PM
Major Tom

Weasle Stomping Day

Pretty much anything by Tom Lehrer...
 
2013-02-26 10:20:01 PM

calbert: /makes me wonder if someone can pull-off Bette Midler-The Rose.


Yeah, but I'd go limp; so it's not worth it.

57 Channels (And Nothin' On) - Bruce Springsteen
 
2013-02-26 10:26:02 PM

dopekitty74: Detachable penis (in a male stripper venue)


Anyone know who sings that? I want to say Primus..
 
2013-02-26 10:26:20 PM
 
2013-02-26 10:30:38 PM
Creep
 
2013-02-26 10:33:36 PM
I think any song by The Smiths.
"Girlfriend in a Coma"
"Meat is Murder"
"I want the one I can't have"
"Suffer little children"
"panic"

Actually, "reel around the fountain" might work in a strange, felonistic sort of way that I do not condone.
 
2013-02-26 10:34:12 PM

spcMike: Just once I want a lap dance to O Fortuna


I would pay for that!
 
2013-02-26 10:34:15 PM

lepton68: Creep


If the stripper was crying WHILE stripping to Creep...hmmm...

...just sayin' ;)
 
2013-02-26 10:35:58 PM
En Vogue - Never Gonna Get It
 
2013-02-26 10:39:35 PM
I've always wanted a lap dance to Sleep's Dopesmoker.
 
2013-02-26 10:45:34 PM
The absolute worst?
Eshet Hayil

/Hands down.
 
2013-02-26 10:53:34 PM

twofedoras: Goodbye Horses
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It's been done - at a fetish show, and well, at that!
 
2013-02-26 10:54:36 PM
"Right to Kill" by Whitehouse.
 
2013-02-26 10:57:17 PM
The Lady is a Tramp
 
2013-02-26 10:57:39 PM

Savage Belief: FA91: I'd either have to go with "My Ding-A-Ling" by Chuck Berry or "Come On Eileen" by Dexy's Midnight Runners.

Save Ferris' version of Come on Eileen is much better.


Speaking of people I'd like to see naked...

/what happened to that band, anyways?
 
2013-02-26 10:59:37 PM
DOA by Bloodrock - easy to interpretively dance but everyone dies in the end!
 
2013-02-26 11:03:27 PM
The 1-877-KARS-4-KIDS jingle.
 
2013-02-26 11:07:12 PM
Super Mario bros.
Weird Al - Fat
 
2013-02-26 11:13:00 PM
Each one is bad for a different reason.

Jermaine Stewart - We Don't Have To Take Our Clothes Off
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWZisnZ-RGE
Frank Zappa- Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiu6DFXeF9A
 
2013-02-26 11:16:48 PM
"Dominiqe" The Singing Nun. ( Props to American Horror Story)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHhyyRByuJ0

"50 State Capitals" as sung by Wakko Warner
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSvJ9SN8THE

"My Bologna has a first name"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmPRHJd3uHI

I AM THE GOD OF HELL FIRE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCU5hTCynkQ

Mr. Softee Ice cream truck music
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nqvjFQN7ZQ
 
2013-02-26 11:17:53 PM
Trouble - by Cat Stevens
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEbSkybMuqs

Real Bad News - by Aimee Mann (pretty much anything by Aimee Mann is too depressing to be a stripper song.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzQVA1c5eQU

Dress Blues by Jason Isbell (Drive By Truckers)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSSaA7ymRhY
 
2013-02-26 11:20:16 PM
Jesus loves the little children
 
2013-02-26 11:21:06 PM
99 Bottles of Beer on The Wall
 
2013-02-26 11:21:35 PM
If you're a stripper, any long song has to be the worst.  Think Stairway to Heaven or Freebird.  If you're a patron in the VIP, those long songs would be the best!
 
2013-02-26 11:22:40 PM
 
2013-02-26 11:56:05 PM
I'd like to see someone strip to this.
 
2013-02-26 11:57:32 PM
 
2013-02-27 12:00:56 AM
 
2013-02-27 12:04:01 AM

CygnusDarius: Anything by:

1.- Nickelback
2.- Justin Beiber (Whatever that is)

Also, "Call me, maybe".


Actually there are a few nickelback songs that definitely belong in a strip club. Animals, Figured You Out and Something in Your Mouth

/i like Nickelback, suck it bastards!
 
2013-02-27 12:05:24 AM
Thingster

"excitable boy", Warren Zevon

That, and "Carmelita" and "Angel Dressed In Black".
 
2013-02-27 12:10:57 AM
Another one that would not be good for a stripper song, Fish Heads
 
2013-02-27 12:14:30 AM
What the hell just happened with that last post?

Anyways... Yakety Sax is my vote.
 
2013-02-27 12:46:18 AM
Liquor and Whores by Bubbles from TPB
 
2013-02-27 01:09:03 AM

cgremlin: I can't believe no one's suggested "C Is For Cookie".


I'd seek out strip clubs that played that.
 
2013-02-27 01:14:25 AM
The Unicorn Song by the Irish Rovers.

She'll be Comin Round the Mountain.
 
2013-02-27 01:20:19 AM
Mahna Mahna by the Muppets
 
2013-02-27 01:33:25 AM
A toss up between Amazing Gace and My Heart must go on..you know that shiat from Titanic movie

A good strip club song is Why don't we get drunk and screw by Jimmy Buffet, but you rarely hear it
 
2013-02-27 01:48:14 AM
Fairytale of New York by The Pogues
 
2013-02-27 02:02:43 AM
Man's Road, Last Unicorn
 
2013-02-27 02:25:00 AM
Mesh - What Are You Scared Of
 
2013-02-27 02:40:12 AM
From the perspective of the strippers I used to know, the song they most hated to hear start up was Free Bird. Over nine minutes long, numerous tempo changes, and so fast at the end the only thing they could do was spin.

I was told that it meant the DJ was mad at that particular dancer.
 
2013-02-27 02:47:21 AM
Lola by The Kinks.
 
2013-02-27 02:51:59 AM
7 votes for Lola by my count.  Did anything get more votes?

Great song, but the lyrics are very strange and not something you want in a straight strip club.
 
2013-02-27 02:56:31 AM
Sisters are doin' it for themselves -Eurythmics
or
I need a man -Eurythmics
 
2013-02-27 03:01:35 AM
Puff, the Magic Dragon
 
2013-02-27 03:14:39 AM
The Fairy Feller's Master-Stroke, by Queen.
 
2013-02-27 03:51:41 AM

RickshawRider: Amazing Grace

Seasons In The Sun

/The tears must flow
//H.R. Pufnstuf theme to clear the sniffles



I think the flip side to the "Seasons in the Sun" single would be just as bad, despite its name.  It was "Put the Bone In"  and was a mournful tune supposedly about a girl asking a butcher for a treat for her injured dog.  At one point in our adolescence, my sister drove me crazy with playing "Seasons in the Sun"  over and over again for weeks and weeks, and after I persuaded her to play the flip side just once (just for variety's sake I had no idea what we were in for), I don't think she played either side ever again.
 
2013-02-27 04:59:08 AM

Ras-Algethi:

I'm currently listening to Someone Saved My Life Tonight by Elton John.
So...any schmaltzy Elton John song.

How about that takeoff song -- Someone shaved my wife tonight...
 
2013-02-27 05:05:43 AM
 
2013-02-27 05:22:12 AM
Rubber Ducky

The Oompa-loompa song
 
2013-02-27 07:54:51 AM
That awful country song "Daddy's Hands"
 
2013-02-27 08:09:57 AM
My vote is -
"Butterfly Kisses" by Bob Carlisle
"Stupid Hoe" by Nicki Minaj
Anything on a Dr. Demento compilation album.
 
2013-02-27 09:12:28 AM
I have never requested a song at a peeler bar, indeed I have never been to a peeler bar where ANYBODY requested a song.  If you're giving a flying fark about what the DJ is playing, your focus is misplaced, grasshopper. It's all about dem tittayz. As long as there's boobs in my face, an ass grinding on my junk, and a cold pitcher of beer on the table, I couldn't possibly care less what audio dreck the DJ is queueing up on his iPod.
 
2013-02-27 09:52:46 AM

It_Really_Does_Glisten: Yakety Sax


That one i would actually go to the strip club to see.  more than a few of these I have actually seen strippers dance to, and yes, it was hilarious.

My suggestions
My name is Luka - Susan Vega
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZt7J0iaUD0

You Think Somebody - Todd Snider
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYSo9j6Msy0

Youth Of The Nation - P.O.D.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEweyiGuAjQ

Allysa Lies - Jason Michael Carrol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLh5vbBLpxI
 
2013-02-27 10:02:17 AM
This One's For The Children.
 
2013-02-27 11:01:59 AM

Lokilaw2012: Pretty much anything by Tom Lehrer...


Masochism Tango would be fantastic!!
 
2013-02-27 11:24:34 AM
Innagaddadavida...
 
2013-02-27 11:50:46 AM

CatGrampy: Innagaddadavida...


They use that one too
 
2013-02-27 01:08:26 PM

naughtyrev: Ras-Algethi: Strange Fruit by Billie Holiday

I think that's the winner.


I was hanging around waiting for someone to mention this.
 
2013-02-27 02:24:19 PM
its raining men by the weather girls. im not talking about the ladies in chippendales. im talking about a dude in reg strip club
 
2013-02-27 03:28:02 PM
Proud to be an American---Lee Greenwood
 
2013-02-27 03:29:29 PM

Trivia Jockey: JESUS CHRIST I KNOW IT'S BY KING MISSILE NOT PRIMUS I MADE A MISTAKE


King Missile did Detachable Penis
 
2013-02-27 03:41:13 PM
Vincent by Don Mclean (starry, starry night)

Close to the Edge - Yes

Hurt - Johnny Cash (or NiN)
 
2013-02-27 03:41:41 PM
Love Hurts - Nazareth.

Makes me think of the strip club scene in the Rob Zombie remake of Halloween.
 
2013-02-27 04:00:17 PM

Trivia Jockey: "Detachable Penis" by Primus


I don't think that was done by Primus. I think it was (something) Missile.
 
2013-02-27 04:09:53 PM

Great_Milenko: Close to the Edge - Yes


Or "Supper's Ready" by Genesis
Or "2112" by Rush
Or "Thick As a Brick" by Tull
Or "The Sky Moves Sideways" by Porcupine Tree
 
2013-02-27 04:10:42 PM
Dyna-Mo-Hum or The Illlinois Enema Bandit - pretty much ANYTHING by Frank Zappa. Unless you get a dancer that really know how to do the Mud Sh-sh-shark
 
2013-02-27 04:54:54 PM

OscarTamerz: I Touch Myself - The Divinyls


I still don't understand why people think this song would be a BAD thing...
 
2013-02-27 04:58:40 PM

Do the needful: dopekitty74: Detachable penis (in a male stripper venue)

Anyone know who sings that? I want to say Primus..


So did someone earlier. It's King Missle, and he got called on it about 50 times already... ;-)
 
2013-02-27 05:01:37 PM

TheGreenMonkey: Another one that would not be good for a stripper song, Fish Heads


Funny that one keeps coming up. As I said earlier, I'd pay specifically to see that, if she was a good stripper. It would be worth it for the weirdness factor alone...
 
2013-02-27 05:02:40 PM

Technoir: I have never requested a song at a peeler bar, indeed I have never been to a peeler bar where ANYBODY requested a song.  If you're giving a flying fark about what the DJ is playing, your focus is misplaced, grasshopper. It's all about dem tittayz. As long as there's boobs in my face, an ass grinding on my junk, and a cold pitcher of beer on the table, I couldn't possibly care less what audio dreck the DJ is queueing up on his iPod.


So in other words, you missed the entire point of this thread.
 
2013-02-27 05:07:10 PM

Mikey1969: Do the needful: dopekitty74: Detachable penis (in a male stripper venue)

Anyone know who sings that? I want to say Primus..

So did someone earlier. It's King Missle, and he got called on it about 50 times already... ;-)


That's the joke..


Since I am here, how about:

We are the world.
 
2013-02-27 05:23:14 PM
"Lucretia MacEvil" by Blood Sweat and Tears.
 
2013-02-27 05:29:46 PM
nyan cat
 
2013-02-27 05:34:00 PM

Do the needful: Since I am here, how about:

We are the world.


That would require multiple strippers on stage, which isn't a bad thing...
 
2013-02-27 05:48:41 PM
Bloodhound Gang - "You're Pretty When I'm Drunk"
 
2013-02-27 05:53:26 PM
Pink Cigarette - Mr. Bungle
Carry Stress in the Jaw - Mr. Bungle
 
2013-02-27 05:56:33 PM
 
2013-02-27 06:12:32 PM
They use the full version of innagaddadavida? Damn...
 
2013-02-27 06:47:35 PM

Mikey1969: OscarTamerz: I Touch Myself - The Divinyls

I still don't understand why people think this song would be a BAD thing...


You should look up Pee Wee Herman, Fred Willard and Nick Stahl's criminal records and see if you can find a unifying theme, perhaps something illegal in a place of erotic entertainment.  And just for the record I don't think there are too many jurisdictions outside of Patpong where the authorities are cool with the dancers doing it either.
 
2013-02-27 07:07:24 PM

OscarTamerz: Mikey1969: OscarTamerz: I Touch Myself - The Divinyls

I still don't understand why people think this song would be a BAD thing...

You should look up Pee Wee Herman, Fred Willard and Nick Stahl's criminal records and see if you can find a unifying theme, perhaps something illegal in a place of erotic entertainment.  And just for the record I don't think there are too many jurisdictions outside of Patpong where the authorities are cool with the dancers doing it either.


Yeah, I'm familiar with all those cases, as well as Jeffery Jones.

I'm also aware, as you apparently are not, that a large part of exotic dancing is simulated masturbation, just like the video for the song. It doesn't have someone flogging it in the living room, it has a hot chicken rubbing herself. See: Exotic Dancing
 
2013-02-27 07:40:13 PM

Mikey1969: It doesn't have someone flogging it in the living room, it has a hot chicken rubbing herself. See: Exotic Dancing


So you're saying that she does pullet?

Sorry, couldn't resist
 
2013-02-27 07:59:44 PM

OscarTamerz: Mikey1969: It doesn't have someone flogging it in the living room, it has a hot chicken rubbing herself. See: Exotic Dancing

So you're saying that she does pullet?

Sorry, couldn't resist


Goddam auto-correct... :-*
 
2013-02-27 08:32:31 PM
We don't have to take our clothes off. Jermaine Stewart
 
2013-02-27 10:35:07 PM
Way late, did anyone mention O Come, All Ye Faithful?
 
2013-02-27 10:43:20 PM
"Killing in the Name"

(The one time I went to a strip club--a friend of a friend's birthday--they played "People of the Sun." They also played REM's "Sidewinder" and Portishead's "Nobody Loves Me," but those sort or worked.)
 
2013-02-27 10:46:52 PM
 Mars bringer of war Gustav Holst

Sly & Family stone A Family Affair

When Does it hurt when I pee  Frank Zappa

My dingaling  Chuck Berry

Bannaphone
 
2013-02-27 11:04:35 PM

Peaceboy: "Her Majesty" by the Beatles.  Only because it's 23 seconds long.

And the DJ would STILL probably cut it short.


Trivia Jockey: "Detachable Penis" by Primus


Meerlar: mmm mmm mmm mmm He like to feel it - crash test dummies.


Fixed.

Four Flushed on the Flop: ipxodi: Trivia Jockey: Paradise By the Dashboard Light

It would cost damn near $100 for a lapdance to this one.

Then how about Inna Gadda Divida?   Thats only 22 minutes.....

Rush 2112 is definitely on that list.


Don't forget Dream Theater's "Octavarium" at 24 minutes and Fates Warning's "The Ivory Gate Of Dreams" at 21:58. Also:

Anything by Yngwie J. Malmsteen.
"Again We Rise"  or "Requiem" by Lamb Of God.
"Enemy" by Sevendust.
"The East German National Anthem", as seen in the movie Top Secret.
"Drug Raid at 4 A.M." by Lard.
 
2013-02-27 11:41:00 PM
I'm really impressed by Farkers' wide-ranging musical tastes.

Hmm. How about "The Legend of Wooley Swamp" from the Charlie Daniels band?  Or if we're going to go for long and disturbing, "If That Ain't Country" from David Allan Coe.
 
2013-02-27 11:52:32 PM
Brother, Can You Spare A Dime?
 
2013-02-28 04:30:39 AM
G spot Tornado by Frank Zappa
Albequerque by Weird Al
Working Class Hero by John Lennon
 
2013-02-28 04:39:24 AM
okiemule:


"Drug Raid at 4 A.M." by Lard.

I would love to see that done, that or "Sum of Your Achievements" by Nailbomb
 
2013-02-28 12:09:47 PM
Father and Son- Cat Stevens
 
2013-02-28 12:33:13 PM

j.lunatic: "Killing in the Name"

(The one time I went to a strip club--a friend of a friend's birthday--they played "People of the Sun." They also played REM's "Sidewinder" and Portishead's "Nobody Loves Me," but those sort or worked.)


I know... I'm late to the thread.

I knew a stripper who would dance to "Killing In The Name Of".  She mouthed the "FARK YOU, I won't do what you tell me" part while dancing.  The song REALLY did not work for watching a stripper, but at least I got to see a former co-workers tits :)

Also, to add to the thread:
"Quack Like A Duck" by G.O.A.T. and your M.O.M.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9yHFAAhUq0
 
2013-02-28 01:44:21 PM
Adam Sandler, "What the hell happened to me?"
 
2013-02-28 01:44:56 PM
Weird Al, "Albuquerque"
 
2013-02-28 01:46:16 PM
The theme from "Kids Incorporated"
 
2013-02-28 03:50:24 PM
"Infested" by Choking Victim.
 
2013-02-28 04:01:12 PM
okiemule:

It would cost damn near $100 for a lapdance to this one.

Then how about Inna Gadda Divida?   Thats only 22 minutes.....

Rush 2112 is definitely on that list.

Don't forget Dream Theater's "Octavarium" at 24 minutes and Fates Warning's "The Ivory Gate Of Dreams" at 21:58. Also:


Echoes by Pink Floyd clocks in at 23:29, and it has some reeeaaally slow parts.
 
2013-02-28 04:39:15 PM
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What about Jethro Tull's Thick As a Brick at 43:54?
 
2013-02-28 07:43:54 PM

moos: okiemule:

It would cost damn near $100 for a lapdance to this one.

Then how about Inna Gadda Divida?   Thats only 22 minutes.....

Rush 2112 is definitely on that list.

Don't forget Dream Theater's "Octavarium" at 24 minutes and Fates Warning's "The Ivory Gate Of Dreams" at 21:58. Also:

Echoes by Pink Floyd clocks in at 23:29, and it has some reeeaaally slow parts.


Speaking of, it's not quite as long, but how about Iron Maiden's "Rime Of The Ancient Mariner"?

Grandmaster_Slapnuts: "Quack Like A Duck" by G.O.A.T. and your M.O.M.


That reminds me: "Mangoat" by Lard.

Peaceboy: "Her Majesty" by the Beatles.  Only because it's 23 seconds long.

And the DJ would STILL probably cut it short.


Psshh. How's about "Anti-Procrastination Song" by S.O.D.? That's only 6 seconds long. Or "Diamonds and Rust" (Extended Version), or "Ballad of Jimi Hendrix", off the same album..each at 5 seconds? Hell, that whole album - 21 songs - is less than a half hour long. Also from that album, "Pre-Menstrual Princess Blues" and "What's that Noise". Of course, that album also has my personal favorite, "Kill Yourself".

/just have one chick dance to the whole thing, and give the DJ a half-hour break.
 
2013-02-28 09:27:37 PM
Horses    Patti Smith
She hangs brightly   Mazzy Star

Had a friend who danced to these.
 
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