Mikey1969: OscarTamerz: I Touch Myself - The DivinylsI still don't understand why people think this song would be a BAD thing...
OscarTamerz: Mikey1969: OscarTamerz: I Touch Myself - The DivinylsI still don't understand why people think this song would be a BAD thing...You should look up Pee Wee Herman, Fred Willard and Nick Stahl's criminal records and see if you can find a unifying theme, perhaps something illegal in a place of erotic entertainment. And just for the record I don't think there are too many jurisdictions outside of Patpong where the authorities are cool with the dancers doing it either.
Mikey1969: It doesn't have someone flogging it in the living room, it has a hot chicken rubbing herself. See: Exotic Dancing
OscarTamerz: Mikey1969: It doesn't have someone flogging it in the living room, it has a hot chicken rubbing herself. See: Exotic DancingSo you're saying that she does pullet?Sorry, couldn't resist
Peaceboy: "Her Majesty" by the Beatles. Only because it's 23 seconds long.And the DJ would STILL probably cut it short.
Trivia Jockey: "Detachable Penis" by Primus
Meerlar: mmm mmm mmm mmm He like to feel it - crash test dummies.
Four Flushed on the Flop: ipxodi: Trivia Jockey: Paradise By the Dashboard LightIt would cost damn near $100 for a lapdance to this one.Then how about Inna Gadda Divida? Thats only 22 minutes.....Rush 2112 is definitely on that list.
j.lunatic: "Killing in the Name"(The one time I went to a strip club--a friend of a friend's birthday--they played "People of the Sun." They also played REM's "Sidewinder" and Portishead's "Nobody Loves Me," but those sort or worked.)
moos: okiemule:It would cost damn near $100 for a lapdance to this one.Then how about Inna Gadda Divida? Thats only 22 minutes.....Rush 2112 is definitely on that list.Don't forget Dream Theater's "Octavarium" at 24 minutes and Fates Warning's "The Ivory Gate Of Dreams" at 21:58. Also:Echoes by Pink Floyd clocks in at 23:29, and it has some reeeaaally slow parts.
Grandmaster_Slapnuts: "Quack Like A Duck" by G.O.A.T. and your M.O.M.
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