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(Fark)   Okay, based on the greenlit thread of the ten most common strip club songs, what would the absolute WORST song to request at a strip club?   (fark.com) divider line 677
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2013-02-27 05:48:41 PM
Bloodhound Gang - "You're Pretty When I'm Drunk"
 
2013-02-27 05:53:26 PM
Pink Cigarette - Mr. Bungle
Carry Stress in the Jaw - Mr. Bungle
 
2013-02-27 05:56:33 PM
 
2013-02-27 06:12:32 PM
They use the full version of innagaddadavida? Damn...
 
2013-02-27 06:47:35 PM

Mikey1969: OscarTamerz: I Touch Myself - The Divinyls

I still don't understand why people think this song would be a BAD thing...


You should look up Pee Wee Herman, Fred Willard and Nick Stahl's criminal records and see if you can find a unifying theme, perhaps something illegal in a place of erotic entertainment.  And just for the record I don't think there are too many jurisdictions outside of Patpong where the authorities are cool with the dancers doing it either.
 
2013-02-27 07:07:24 PM

OscarTamerz: Mikey1969: OscarTamerz: I Touch Myself - The Divinyls

I still don't understand why people think this song would be a BAD thing...

You should look up Pee Wee Herman, Fred Willard and Nick Stahl's criminal records and see if you can find a unifying theme, perhaps something illegal in a place of erotic entertainment.  And just for the record I don't think there are too many jurisdictions outside of Patpong where the authorities are cool with the dancers doing it either.


Yeah, I'm familiar with all those cases, as well as Jeffery Jones.

I'm also aware, as you apparently are not, that a large part of exotic dancing is simulated masturbation, just like the video for the song. It doesn't have someone flogging it in the living room, it has a hot chicken rubbing herself. See: Exotic Dancing
 
2013-02-27 07:40:13 PM

Mikey1969: It doesn't have someone flogging it in the living room, it has a hot chicken rubbing herself. See: Exotic Dancing


So you're saying that she does pullet?

Sorry, couldn't resist
 
2013-02-27 07:59:44 PM

OscarTamerz: Mikey1969: It doesn't have someone flogging it in the living room, it has a hot chicken rubbing herself. See: Exotic Dancing

So you're saying that she does pullet?

Sorry, couldn't resist


Goddam auto-correct... :-*
 
2013-02-27 08:32:31 PM
We don't have to take our clothes off. Jermaine Stewart
 
2013-02-27 10:35:07 PM
Way late, did anyone mention O Come, All Ye Faithful?
 
2013-02-27 10:43:20 PM
"Killing in the Name"

(The one time I went to a strip club--a friend of a friend's birthday--they played "People of the Sun." They also played REM's "Sidewinder" and Portishead's "Nobody Loves Me," but those sort or worked.)
 
2013-02-27 10:46:52 PM
 Mars bringer of war Gustav Holst

Sly & Family stone A Family Affair

When Does it hurt when I pee  Frank Zappa

My dingaling  Chuck Berry

Bannaphone
 
2013-02-27 11:04:35 PM

Peaceboy: "Her Majesty" by the Beatles.  Only because it's 23 seconds long.

And the DJ would STILL probably cut it short.


Trivia Jockey: "Detachable Penis" by Primus


Meerlar: mmm mmm mmm mmm He like to feel it - crash test dummies.


Fixed.

Four Flushed on the Flop: ipxodi: Trivia Jockey: Paradise By the Dashboard Light

It would cost damn near $100 for a lapdance to this one.

Then how about Inna Gadda Divida?   Thats only 22 minutes.....

Rush 2112 is definitely on that list.


Don't forget Dream Theater's "Octavarium" at 24 minutes and Fates Warning's "The Ivory Gate Of Dreams" at 21:58. Also:

Anything by Yngwie J. Malmsteen.
"Again We Rise"  or "Requiem" by Lamb Of God.
"Enemy" by Sevendust.
"The East German National Anthem", as seen in the movie Top Secret.
"Drug Raid at 4 A.M." by Lard.
 
2013-02-27 11:41:00 PM
I'm really impressed by Farkers' wide-ranging musical tastes.

Hmm. How about "The Legend of Wooley Swamp" from the Charlie Daniels band?  Or if we're going to go for long and disturbing, "If That Ain't Country" from David Allan Coe.
 
2013-02-27 11:52:32 PM
Brother, Can You Spare A Dime?
 
2013-02-28 04:30:39 AM
G spot Tornado by Frank Zappa
Albequerque by Weird Al
Working Class Hero by John Lennon
 
2013-02-28 04:39:24 AM
okiemule:


"Drug Raid at 4 A.M." by Lard.

I would love to see that done, that or "Sum of Your Achievements" by Nailbomb
 
2013-02-28 12:09:47 PM
Father and Son- Cat Stevens
 
2013-02-28 12:33:13 PM

j.lunatic: "Killing in the Name"

(The one time I went to a strip club--a friend of a friend's birthday--they played "People of the Sun." They also played REM's "Sidewinder" and Portishead's "Nobody Loves Me," but those sort or worked.)


I know... I'm late to the thread.

I knew a stripper who would dance to "Killing In The Name Of".  She mouthed the "FARK YOU, I won't do what you tell me" part while dancing.  The song REALLY did not work for watching a stripper, but at least I got to see a former co-workers tits :)

Also, to add to the thread:
"Quack Like A Duck" by G.O.A.T. and your M.O.M.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9yHFAAhUq0
 
2013-02-28 01:44:21 PM
Adam Sandler, "What the hell happened to me?"
 
2013-02-28 01:44:56 PM
Weird Al, "Albuquerque"
 
2013-02-28 01:46:16 PM
The theme from "Kids Incorporated"
 
2013-02-28 03:50:24 PM
"Infested" by Choking Victim.
 
2013-02-28 04:01:12 PM
okiemule:

It would cost damn near $100 for a lapdance to this one.

Then how about Inna Gadda Divida?   Thats only 22 minutes.....

Rush 2112 is definitely on that list.

Don't forget Dream Theater's "Octavarium" at 24 minutes and Fates Warning's "The Ivory Gate Of Dreams" at 21:58. Also:


Echoes by Pink Floyd clocks in at 23:29, and it has some reeeaaally slow parts.
 
2013-02-28 04:39:15 PM
@moos:

What about Jethro Tull's Thick As a Brick at 43:54?
 
2013-02-28 07:43:54 PM

moos: okiemule:

It would cost damn near $100 for a lapdance to this one.

Then how about Inna Gadda Divida?   Thats only 22 minutes.....

Rush 2112 is definitely on that list.

Don't forget Dream Theater's "Octavarium" at 24 minutes and Fates Warning's "The Ivory Gate Of Dreams" at 21:58. Also:

Echoes by Pink Floyd clocks in at 23:29, and it has some reeeaaally slow parts.


Speaking of, it's not quite as long, but how about Iron Maiden's "Rime Of The Ancient Mariner"?

Grandmaster_Slapnuts: "Quack Like A Duck" by G.O.A.T. and your M.O.M.


That reminds me: "Mangoat" by Lard.

Peaceboy: "Her Majesty" by the Beatles.  Only because it's 23 seconds long.

And the DJ would STILL probably cut it short.


Psshh. How's about "Anti-Procrastination Song" by S.O.D.? That's only 6 seconds long. Or "Diamonds and Rust" (Extended Version), or "Ballad of Jimi Hendrix", off the same album..each at 5 seconds? Hell, that whole album - 21 songs - is less than a half hour long. Also from that album, "Pre-Menstrual Princess Blues" and "What's that Noise". Of course, that album also has my personal favorite, "Kill Yourself".

/just have one chick dance to the whole thing, and give the DJ a half-hour break.
 
2013-02-28 09:27:37 PM
Horses    Patti Smith
She hangs brightly   Mazzy Star

Had a friend who danced to these.
 
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