CygnusDarius: Anything by:1.- Nickelback2.- Justin Beiber (Whatever that is)Also, "Call me, maybe".
cgremlin: I can't believe no one's suggested "C Is For Cookie".
RickshawRider: Amazing GraceSeasons In The Sun/The tears must flow//H.R. Pufnstuf theme to clear the sniffles
Ras-Algethi: I'm currently listening to Someone Saved My Life Tonight by Elton John.So...any schmaltzy Elton John song.
I'm currently listening to Someone Saved My Life Tonight by Elton John.So...any schmaltzy Elton John song.
It_Really_Does_Glisten: Yakety Sax
Lokilaw2012: Pretty much anything by Tom Lehrer...
naughtyrev: Ras-Algethi: Strange Fruit by Billie HolidayI think that's the winner.
Trivia Jockey: JESUS CHRIST I KNOW IT'S BY KING MISSILE NOT PRIMUS I MADE A MISTAKE
Trivia Jockey: "Detachable Penis" by Primus
Great_Milenko: Close to the Edge - Yes
OscarTamerz: I Touch Myself - The Divinyls
Do the needful: dopekitty74: Detachable penis (in a male stripper venue)Anyone know who sings that? I want to say Primus..
TheGreenMonkey: Another one that would not be good for a stripper song, Fish Heads
Technoir: I have never requested a song at a peeler bar, indeed I have never been to a peeler bar where ANYBODY requested a song. If you're giving a flying fark about what the DJ is playing, your focus is misplaced, grasshopper. It's all about dem tittayz. As long as there's boobs in my face, an ass grinding on my junk, and a cold pitcher of beer on the table, I couldn't possibly care less what audio dreck the DJ is queueing up on his iPod.
Mikey1969: Do the needful: dopekitty74: Detachable penis (in a male stripper venue)Anyone know who sings that? I want to say Primus..So did someone earlier. It's King Missle, and he got called on it about 50 times already... ;-)
Do the needful: Since I am here, how about:We are the world.
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