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(Fark)   Okay, based on the greenlit thread of the ten most common strip club songs, what would the absolute WORST song to request at a strip club?   (fark.com) divider line 677
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2013-02-26 11:56:05 PM
I'd like to see someone strip to this.
 
2013-02-26 11:57:32 PM
 
2013-02-27 12:00:56 AM
 
2013-02-27 12:04:01 AM

CygnusDarius: Anything by:

1.- Nickelback
2.- Justin Beiber (Whatever that is)

Also, "Call me, maybe".


Actually there are a few nickelback songs that definitely belong in a strip club. Animals, Figured You Out and Something in Your Mouth

/i like Nickelback, suck it bastards!
 
2013-02-27 12:05:24 AM
Thingster

"excitable boy", Warren Zevon

That, and "Carmelita" and "Angel Dressed In Black".
 
2013-02-27 12:10:57 AM
Another one that would not be good for a stripper song, Fish Heads
 
2013-02-27 12:14:30 AM
What the hell just happened with that last post?

Anyways... Yakety Sax is my vote.
 
2013-02-27 12:46:18 AM
Liquor and Whores by Bubbles from TPB
 
2013-02-27 01:09:03 AM

cgremlin: I can't believe no one's suggested "C Is For Cookie".


I'd seek out strip clubs that played that.
 
2013-02-27 01:14:25 AM
The Unicorn Song by the Irish Rovers.

She'll be Comin Round the Mountain.
 
2013-02-27 01:20:19 AM
Mahna Mahna by the Muppets
 
2013-02-27 01:33:25 AM
A toss up between Amazing Gace and My Heart must go on..you know that shiat from Titanic movie

A good strip club song is Why don't we get drunk and screw by Jimmy Buffet, but you rarely hear it
 
2013-02-27 01:48:14 AM
Fairytale of New York by The Pogues
 
2013-02-27 02:02:43 AM
Man's Road, Last Unicorn
 
2013-02-27 02:25:00 AM
Mesh - What Are You Scared Of
 
2013-02-27 02:40:12 AM
From the perspective of the strippers I used to know, the song they most hated to hear start up was Free Bird. Over nine minutes long, numerous tempo changes, and so fast at the end the only thing they could do was spin.

I was told that it meant the DJ was mad at that particular dancer.
 
2013-02-27 02:47:21 AM
Lola by The Kinks.
 
2013-02-27 02:51:59 AM
7 votes for Lola by my count.  Did anything get more votes?

Great song, but the lyrics are very strange and not something you want in a straight strip club.
 
2013-02-27 02:56:31 AM
Sisters are doin' it for themselves -Eurythmics
or
I need a man -Eurythmics
 
2013-02-27 03:01:35 AM
Puff, the Magic Dragon
 
2013-02-27 03:14:39 AM
The Fairy Feller's Master-Stroke, by Queen.
 
2013-02-27 03:51:41 AM

RickshawRider: Amazing Grace

Seasons In The Sun

/The tears must flow
//H.R. Pufnstuf theme to clear the sniffles



I think the flip side to the "Seasons in the Sun" single would be just as bad, despite its name.  It was "Put the Bone In"  and was a mournful tune supposedly about a girl asking a butcher for a treat for her injured dog.  At one point in our adolescence, my sister drove me crazy with playing "Seasons in the Sun"  over and over again for weeks and weeks, and after I persuaded her to play the flip side just once (just for variety's sake I had no idea what we were in for), I don't think she played either side ever again.
 
2013-02-27 04:59:08 AM

Ras-Algethi:

I'm currently listening to Someone Saved My Life Tonight by Elton John.
So...any schmaltzy Elton John song.

How about that takeoff song -- Someone shaved my wife tonight...
 
2013-02-27 05:05:43 AM
 
2013-02-27 05:22:12 AM
Rubber Ducky

The Oompa-loompa song
 
2013-02-27 07:54:51 AM
That awful country song "Daddy's Hands"
 
2013-02-27 08:09:57 AM
My vote is -
"Butterfly Kisses" by Bob Carlisle
"Stupid Hoe" by Nicki Minaj
Anything on a Dr. Demento compilation album.
 
2013-02-27 09:12:28 AM
I have never requested a song at a peeler bar, indeed I have never been to a peeler bar where ANYBODY requested a song.  If you're giving a flying fark about what the DJ is playing, your focus is misplaced, grasshopper. It's all about dem tittayz. As long as there's boobs in my face, an ass grinding on my junk, and a cold pitcher of beer on the table, I couldn't possibly care less what audio dreck the DJ is queueing up on his iPod.
 
2013-02-27 09:52:46 AM

It_Really_Does_Glisten: Yakety Sax


That one i would actually go to the strip club to see.  more than a few of these I have actually seen strippers dance to, and yes, it was hilarious.

My suggestions
My name is Luka - Susan Vega
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZt7J0iaUD0

You Think Somebody - Todd Snider
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYSo9j6Msy0

Youth Of The Nation - P.O.D.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEweyiGuAjQ

Allysa Lies - Jason Michael Carrol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLh5vbBLpxI
 
2013-02-27 10:02:17 AM
This One's For The Children.
 
2013-02-27 11:01:59 AM

Lokilaw2012: Pretty much anything by Tom Lehrer...


Masochism Tango would be fantastic!!
 
2013-02-27 11:24:34 AM
Innagaddadavida...
 
2013-02-27 11:50:46 AM

CatGrampy: Innagaddadavida...


They use that one too
 
2013-02-27 01:08:26 PM

naughtyrev: Ras-Algethi: Strange Fruit by Billie Holiday

I think that's the winner.


I was hanging around waiting for someone to mention this.
 
2013-02-27 02:24:19 PM
its raining men by the weather girls. im not talking about the ladies in chippendales. im talking about a dude in reg strip club
 
2013-02-27 03:28:02 PM
Proud to be an American---Lee Greenwood
 
2013-02-27 03:29:29 PM

Trivia Jockey: JESUS CHRIST I KNOW IT'S BY KING MISSILE NOT PRIMUS I MADE A MISTAKE


King Missile did Detachable Penis
 
2013-02-27 03:41:13 PM
Vincent by Don Mclean (starry, starry night)

Close to the Edge - Yes

Hurt - Johnny Cash (or NiN)
 
2013-02-27 03:41:41 PM
Love Hurts - Nazareth.

Makes me think of the strip club scene in the Rob Zombie remake of Halloween.
 
2013-02-27 04:00:17 PM

Trivia Jockey: "Detachable Penis" by Primus


I don't think that was done by Primus. I think it was (something) Missile.
 
2013-02-27 04:09:53 PM

Great_Milenko: Close to the Edge - Yes


Or "Supper's Ready" by Genesis
Or "2112" by Rush
Or "Thick As a Brick" by Tull
Or "The Sky Moves Sideways" by Porcupine Tree
 
2013-02-27 04:10:42 PM
Dyna-Mo-Hum or The Illlinois Enema Bandit - pretty much ANYTHING by Frank Zappa. Unless you get a dancer that really know how to do the Mud Sh-sh-shark
 
2013-02-27 04:54:54 PM

OscarTamerz: I Touch Myself - The Divinyls


I still don't understand why people think this song would be a BAD thing...
 
2013-02-27 04:58:40 PM

Do the needful: dopekitty74: Detachable penis (in a male stripper venue)

Anyone know who sings that? I want to say Primus..


So did someone earlier. It's King Missle, and he got called on it about 50 times already... ;-)
 
2013-02-27 05:01:37 PM

TheGreenMonkey: Another one that would not be good for a stripper song, Fish Heads


Funny that one keeps coming up. As I said earlier, I'd pay specifically to see that, if she was a good stripper. It would be worth it for the weirdness factor alone...
 
2013-02-27 05:02:40 PM

Technoir: I have never requested a song at a peeler bar, indeed I have never been to a peeler bar where ANYBODY requested a song.  If you're giving a flying fark about what the DJ is playing, your focus is misplaced, grasshopper. It's all about dem tittayz. As long as there's boobs in my face, an ass grinding on my junk, and a cold pitcher of beer on the table, I couldn't possibly care less what audio dreck the DJ is queueing up on his iPod.


So in other words, you missed the entire point of this thread.
 
2013-02-27 05:07:10 PM

Mikey1969: Do the needful: dopekitty74: Detachable penis (in a male stripper venue)

Anyone know who sings that? I want to say Primus..

So did someone earlier. It's King Missle, and he got called on it about 50 times already... ;-)


That's the joke..


Since I am here, how about:

We are the world.
 
2013-02-27 05:23:14 PM
"Lucretia MacEvil" by Blood Sweat and Tears.
 
2013-02-27 05:29:46 PM
nyan cat
 
2013-02-27 05:34:00 PM

Do the needful: Since I am here, how about:

We are the world.


That would require multiple strippers on stage, which isn't a bad thing...
 
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