Beaver Patrol?

Sick Little Girl? (NSFW lyrics)

Thingster

"excitable boy", Warren Zevon

That, and "Carmelita" and "Angel Dressed In Black".

What the hell just happened with that last post?

Anyways... Yakety Sax is my vote.

The Unicorn Song by the Irish Rovers.

She'll be Comin Round the Mountain.

Mahna Mahna by the Muppets

A toss up between Amazing Gace and My Heart must go on..you know that shiat from Titanic movie

A good strip club song is Why don't we get drunk and screw by Jimmy Buffet, but you rarely hear it

Fairytale of New York by The Pogues

Mesh - What Are You Scared Of

From the perspective of the strippers I used to know, the song they most hated to hear start up was Free Bird. Over nine minutes long, numerous tempo changes, and so fast at the end the only thing they could do was spin.

I was told that it meant the DJ was mad at that particular dancer.

Lola by The Kinks.

7 votes for Lola by my count.  Did anything get more votes?

Great song, but the lyrics are very strange and not something you want in a straight strip club.

Sisters are doin' it for themselves -Eurythmics
or
I need a man -Eurythmics

RickshawRider: Amazing Grace

Seasons In The Sun

/The tears must flow
//H.R. Pufnstuf theme to clear the sniffles


I think the flip side to the "Seasons in the Sun" single would be just as bad, despite its name.  It was "Put the Bone In"  and was a mournful tune supposedly about a girl asking a butcher for a treat for her injured dog.  At one point in our adolescence, my sister drove me crazy with playing "Seasons in the Sun"  over and over again for weeks and weeks, and after I persuaded her to play the flip side just once (just for variety's sake I had no idea what we were in for), I don't think she played either side ever again.

Ras-Algethi:

I'm currently listening to Someone Saved My Life Tonight by Elton John.
So...any schmaltzy Elton John song.

How about that takeoff song -- Someone shaved my wife tonight...

That awful country song "Daddy's Hands"

My vote is -
"Butterfly Kisses" by Bob Carlisle
"Stupid Hoe" by Nicki Minaj
Anything on a Dr. Demento compilation album.

I have never requested a song at a peeler bar, indeed I have never been to a peeler bar where ANYBODY requested a song.  If you're giving a flying fark about what the DJ is playing, your focus is misplaced, grasshopper. It's all about dem tittayz. As long as there's boobs in my face, an ass grinding on my junk, and a cold pitcher of beer on the table, I couldn't possibly care less what audio dreck the DJ is queueing up on his iPod.

Lokilaw2012: Pretty much anything by Tom Lehrer...

Masochism Tango would be fantastic!!

Innagaddadavida...

naughtyrev: Ras-Algethi: Strange Fruit by Billie Holiday

I think that's the winner.

I was hanging around waiting for someone to mention this.

its raining men by the weather girls. im not talking about the ladies in chippendales. im talking about a dude in reg strip club

Proud to be an American---Lee Greenwood

Trivia Jockey: JESUS CHRIST I KNOW IT'S BY KING MISSILE NOT PRIMUS I MADE A MISTAKE

King Missile did Detachable Penis

Vincent by Don Mclean (starry, starry night)

Close to the Edge - Yes

Hurt - Johnny Cash (or NiN)

Love Hurts - Nazareth.

Makes me think of the strip club scene in the Rob Zombie remake of Halloween.

Trivia Jockey: "Detachable Penis" by Primus

I don't think that was done by Primus. I think it was (something) Missile.

Great_Milenko: Close to the Edge - Yes

Or "Supper's Ready" by Genesis
Or "2112" by Rush
Or "Thick As a Brick" by Tull
Or "The Sky Moves Sideways" by Porcupine Tree

Dyna-Mo-Hum or The Illlinois Enema Bandit - pretty much ANYTHING by Frank Zappa. Unless you get a dancer that really know how to do the Mud Sh-sh-shark

OscarTamerz: I Touch Myself - The Divinyls

I still don't understand why people think this song would be a BAD thing...

Do the needful: dopekitty74: Detachable penis (in a male stripper venue)

Anyone know who sings that? I want to say Primus..

So did someone earlier. It's King Missle, and he got called on it about 50 times already... ;-)

TheGreenMonkey: Another one that would not be good for a stripper song, Fish Heads

Funny that one keeps coming up. As I said earlier, I'd pay specifically to see that, if she was a good stripper. It would be worth it for the weirdness factor alone...

Technoir: I have never requested a song at a peeler bar, indeed I have never been to a peeler bar where ANYBODY requested a song.  If you're giving a flying fark about what the DJ is playing, your focus is misplaced, grasshopper. It's all about dem tittayz. As long as there's boobs in my face, an ass grinding on my junk, and a cold pitcher of beer on the table, I couldn't possibly care less what audio dreck the DJ is queueing up on his iPod.

So in other words, you missed the entire point of this thread.

Mikey1969: Do the needful: dopekitty74: Detachable penis (in a male stripper venue)

Anyone know who sings that? I want to say Primus..

So did someone earlier. It's King Missle, and he got called on it about 50 times already... ;-)

That's the joke..


Since I am here, how about:

We are the world.

"Lucretia MacEvil" by Blood Sweat and Tears.

nyan cat

Do the needful: Since I am here, how about:

We are the world.

That would require multiple strippers on stage, which isn't a bad thing...