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		Okay, based on the greenlit thread of the ten most common strip club songs, what would the absolute WORST song to request at a strip club? (fark.com)		677
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U2hansolo		2013-02-26 08:59:24 PM

This Woman's Work by Kate Bush...depressing on every level.
Sour Times by Portishead

Ryder79		2013-02-26 09:00:20 PM

"I Think I Farted" by Taryn Southern

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7JZ4F3zJdY&feature=youtube_gdata_pla y er

Mr. Eugenides		2013-02-26 09:03:51 PM

ipxodi: Trivia Jockey: Paradise By the Dashboard Light

It would cost damn near $100 for a lapdance to this one.

Then how about Inna Gadda Divida? Thats only 22 minutes.....

That would be pretty cool, I'm imagining what the drum solo would look like.

Moonbeam_McSwine		2013-02-26 09:04:19 PM

The Theme song to "Flipper"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azEOeTX1LqM

"Gollum's song" from LOTR
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkXbzffVl44

"Is that all there is?" Peggy Lee
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ny5z8gKM18

"Why?" Yoko Ono
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCb0TsSIqI0

fblonk		2013-02-26 09:07:15 PM

Daddy's little girl

Jekylman		2013-02-26 09:08:36 PM

"Happy Boy" - The Beat Farmers

tonguedepressor		2013-02-26 09:09:00 PM

Alice Cooper "Only women bleed"

or a great stripper song.

timharrod		2013-02-26 09:16:07 PM

Might be funny to request that Tiny Tim "Having a Wonderful Time" song just to see what the effect is.

/certainly didn't come to suggest Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald, if that's what you're thinking

ParagonComplex		2013-02-26 09:16:21 PM

"It's Raining Men" at a female strip club.

kaem40		2013-02-26 09:20:02 PM

ok, I didn't make it thru all 500+ comments...did I miss "Having My Baby" by Paul Anka?

megarian		2013-02-26 09:20:41 PM

Sinbox: megarian: Sinbox: megarian: Sinbox: John Lennon Imagine

It's good in a threatening, creepy way.

Quite

I like. Not good for stripping, though.

Indeed (x2)

One of the better covers I've been introduced to lately.

Truth be told, I've not been to such an establishment since the year Mr. Cobain decided to utilize a Remington .20 gauge as a trephine. Actually, the same week (as i recall that was quite the topic of conversation among the employees. So it's quite possible that the music under discussion HAS been used somewhere,

/not a prude. I just happily unburdened myself of the sole reason i was going (to meet my connection).

Hm. Maybe we know each other. "Connecting" was what paid for 2 years if my college. ;)

Buttle not Tuttle		2013-02-26 09:20:46 PM

Clambake.

megarian		2013-02-26 09:21:32 PM

Old Man River.

Thingster		2013-02-26 09:31:12 PM

"excitable boy", Warren Zevon

Wretched		2013-02-26 09:35:02 PM

The Horst Wessel song

dopekitty74		2013-02-26 09:39:32 PM

Detachable penis (in a male stripper venue)

dopekitty74		2013-02-26 09:42:07 PM

Tool - Hooker with a Penis
/listening to that as i read the thread by coincidence

dopekitty74		2013-02-26 09:46:37 PM

Little Girls by Oingo Boingo

HMS_Blinkin		2013-02-26 09:47:49 PM

ModernPrimitive01: Hail to the Chief

upload.wikimedia.org

Hey, you KNOW that's been done before!

megarian		2013-02-26 09:48:25 PM

dopekitty74: Tool - Hooker with a Penis
/listening to that as i read the thread by coincidence

I think that might be kind of hot.

bessyglass		2013-02-26 09:57:06 PM

Velvet Underground - Heroin

thepeterd		2013-02-26 09:57:28 PM

'Honey' Bobby - Goldsboro

;(

prjindigo		2013-02-26 10:05:11 PM

Frankly: anything sung by Sammy Hagar... the contrast to David Lee just makes Sammy's versions SO unsexy.

Macarena?

cgremlin		2013-02-26 10:07:24 PM

I can't believe no one's suggested "C Is For Cookie".

Slartibartfaster		2013-02-26 10:13:27 PM

robinmi: Those Sarah McLachlan songs in the SPCA commercials.

This gets my vote

But anyone who has been to a gentleman's club in China would say "anything that involves drunk men doing karaoke"

Lokilaw2012		2013-02-26 10:15:56 PM

Major Tom

Weasle Stomping Day

Pretty much anything by Tom Lehrer...

The Irresponsible Captain		2013-02-26 10:20:01 PM

calbert: /makes me wonder if someone can pull-off Bette Midler-The Rose.

Yeah, but I'd go limp; so it's not worth it.

57 Channels (And Nothin' On) - Bruce Springsteen

Do the needful		2013-02-26 10:26:02 PM

dopekitty74: Detachable penis (in a male stripper venue)

Anyone know who sings that? I want to say Primus..

Paris1127		2013-02-26 10:26:20 PM

A poorly-done karaoke rendition of My Way, performed in a venue full of Filipinos.

lepton68		2013-02-26 10:30:38 PM

Creep

omgwtfbbq69		2013-02-26 10:33:36 PM

I think any song by The Smiths.
"Girlfriend in a Coma"
"Meat is Murder"
"I want the one I can't have"
"Suffer little children"
"panic"

Actually, "reel around the fountain" might work in a strange, felonistic sort of way that I do not condone.

Allen. The end.		2013-02-26 10:34:12 PM

spcMike: Just once I want a lap dance to O Fortuna

I would pay for that!

megarian		2013-02-26 10:34:15 PM

lepton68: Creep

If the stripper was crying WHILE stripping to Creep...hmmm...

...just sayin' ;)

missmez		2013-02-26 10:35:58 PM

En Vogue - Never Gonna Get It

Ringo48		2013-02-26 10:39:35 PM

I've always wanted a lap dance to Sleep's Dopesmoker.

demaL-demaL-yeH		2013-02-26 10:45:34 PM

The absolute worst?
Eshet Hayil

/Hands down.

Allen. The end.		2013-02-26 10:53:34 PM

twofedoras: Goodbye Horses
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It's been done - at a fetish show, and well, at that!

Allen. The end.		2013-02-26 10:54:36 PM

"Right to Kill" by Whitehouse.

agb1953		2013-02-26 10:57:17 PM

The Lady is a Tramp

not_an_indigo		2013-02-26 10:57:39 PM

Savage Belief: FA91: I'd either have to go with "My Ding-A-Ling" by Chuck Berry or "Come On Eileen" by Dexy's Midnight Runners.

Save Ferris' version of Come on Eileen is much better.

Speaking of people I'd like to see naked...

/what happened to that band, anyways?

Bill the unknowing		2013-02-26 10:59:37 PM

DOA by Bloodrock - easy to interpretively dance but everyone dies in the end!

Lorelle		2013-02-26 11:03:27 PM

The 1-877-KARS-4-KIDS jingle.

lvdata2		2013-02-26 11:07:12 PM

Super Mario bros.
Weird Al - Fat

pion		2013-02-26 11:13:00 PM

Each one is bad for a different reason.

Jermaine Stewart - We Don't Have To Take Our Clothes Off
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWZisnZ-RGE
Frank Zappa- Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiu6DFXeF9A

Moonbeam_McSwine		2013-02-26 11:16:48 PM

"Dominiqe" The Singing Nun. ( Props to American Horror Story)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHhyyRByuJ0

"50 State Capitals" as sung by Wakko Warner
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSvJ9SN8THE

"My Bologna has a first name"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmPRHJd3uHI

I AM THE GOD OF HELL FIRE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCU5hTCynkQ

Mr. Softee Ice cream truck music
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nqvjFQN7ZQ

Rickj		2013-02-26 11:17:53 PM

Trouble - by Cat Stevens
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEbSkybMuqs

Real Bad News - by Aimee Mann (pretty much anything by Aimee Mann is too depressing to be a stripper song.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzQVA1c5eQU

Dress Blues by Jason Isbell (Drive By Truckers)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSSaA7ymRhY

alaric3		2013-02-26 11:20:16 PM

Jesus loves the little children

alaric3		2013-02-26 11:21:06 PM

99 Bottles of Beer on The Wall

slayer199		2013-02-26 11:21:35 PM

If you're a stripper, any long song has to be the worst. Think Stairway to Heaven or Freebird. If you're a patron in the VIP, those long songs would be the best!