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2013-02-26 07:38:32 PM  

occamswrist: Prison sex by tool would be just as bad. shiat blood and cum on my hands...


Saw that as a strip club in Lansing.

I didn't want it to be hot, but I was.

Same night: Passenger by the Deftones. It was a wonderful evening.
 
2013-02-26 07:38:34 PM  
I'd either have to go with "My Ding-A-Ling" by Chuck Berry or "Come On Eileen" by Dexy's Midnight Runners.
 
2013-02-26 07:38:36 PM  

megarian: ravenlore: Sinbox: megarian: Sinbox: John Lennon Imagine

A Perfect Circle's version of Imagine... yikes.

That's a thing?

(10 minutes of research later)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdmqtsm_QhM

Wow...that IS a thing.  A better-than-expected thing.

Thanks for the intro.

I second that.

This is farking awesome.

The entire album (eMotive) is quite interesting.


Gods know I love me some Counting Bodies, but i never knew there was an Imagine cover

/haven't bought music in years :-(
 
2013-02-26 07:39:23 PM  

megarian: ravenlore: Sinbox: megarian: Sinbox: John Lennon Imagine

A Perfect Circle's version of Imagine... yikes.

That's a thing?

(10 minutes of research later)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdmqtsm_QhM

Wow...that IS a thing.  A better-than-expected thing.

Thanks for the intro.

I second that.

This is farking awesome.

The entire album (eMotive) is quite interesting.


I always liked counting bodies like sheep. With headphones. Loud.
 
2013-02-26 07:40:11 PM  
Pink Floyd - Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict
 
2013-02-26 07:40:11 PM  

ravenlore: megarian: ravenlore: Sinbox: megarian: Sinbox: John Lennon Imagine

A Perfect Circle's version of Imagine... yikes.

That's a thing?

(10 minutes of research later)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdmqtsm_QhM

Wow...that IS a thing.  A better-than-expected thing.

Thanks for the intro.

I second that.

This is farking awesome.

The entire album (eMotive) is quite interesting.

Gods know I love me some Counting Bodies, but i never knew there was an Imagine cover

/haven't bought music in years :-(


*clicks and reads/sees profile*

How YOU doin'?

/insta-fav'd
 
2013-02-26 07:41:42 PM  
Runaway Train
-Soul Asylum
 
2013-02-26 07:42:47 PM  

thecpt: ludo - the horror of our love

never so much blood


Been watching dusk to dawn or something?
 
2013-02-26 07:43:07 PM  
california dreaming


you know, because of the incest.
 
2013-02-26 07:43:50 PM  

Endive Wombat: "Blowjob Betty" by Too Short - I mean, its about a hooker that dies.


And one of his better songs imo.


Bodies by Drowning Pool is my pick
 
2013-02-26 07:45:50 PM  

megarian: ravenlore: megarian: ravenlore: Sinbox: megarian: Sinbox: John Lennon Imagine

A Perfect Circle's version of Imagine... yikes.

That's a thing?

(10 minutes of research later)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdmqtsm_QhM

Wow...that IS a thing.  A better-than-expected thing.

Thanks for the intro.

I second that.

This is farking awesome.

The entire album (eMotive) is quite interesting.

Gods know I love me some Counting Bodies, but i never knew there was an Imagine cover

/haven't bought music in years :-(

*clicks and reads/sees profile*

How YOU doin'?

/insta-fav'd


Back atcha :-)
 
2013-02-26 07:45:59 PM  

occamswrist: megarian: ravenlore: Sinbox: megarian: Sinbox: John Lennon Imagine

A Perfect Circle's version of Imagine... yikes.

That's a thing?

(10 minutes of research later)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdmqtsm_QhM

Wow...that IS a thing.  A better-than-expected thing.

Thanks for the intro.

I second that.

This is farking awesome.

The entire album (eMotive) is quite interesting.

I always liked counting bodies like sheep. With headphones. Loud.


Hawt.
 
2013-02-26 07:46:08 PM  
"Papa Smurf Can I Lick Your Ass?"
 
2013-02-26 07:47:12 PM  

Fritriac: Pink Floyd - Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict


How about "The Dogs of War"?
 
2013-02-26 07:48:51 PM  
I Touch Myself - The Divinyls

Especially bad if Pee Wee Herman, Fred Willard or Nick Stahl are in the audience.
 
2013-02-26 07:49:52 PM  
Ooh, ooh, ooh, got another one.

Flight of the Bumblebee
 
2013-02-26 07:51:34 PM  
Anything by Insane Clown Posse
 
2013-02-26 07:52:46 PM  
 
2013-02-26 07:56:09 PM  
"All by Myself" The Eric Carmen version.
 
2013-02-26 07:57:00 PM  
Theme to Caillou.
 
2013-02-26 07:58:19 PM  
"Honky Tonk Badonkadonk" by Trace Adkins
 
2013-02-26 07:59:09 PM  
"Bugz On My Nutz" by Insane Clown Posse
 
2013-02-26 08:03:25 PM  
Madonna - Like a Virgin

/umm on second thought maybe not...
 
2013-02-26 08:05:27 PM  
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
 
2013-02-26 08:06:50 PM  
"Chocolate Salty Balls"
 
2013-02-26 08:07:54 PM  
Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a PICT.
 
2013-02-26 08:07:59 PM  

Four Flushed on the Flop: ipxodi: Trivia Jockey: Paradise By the Dashboard Light

It would cost damn near $100 for a lapdance to this one.

Then how about Inna Gadda Divida?   Thats only 22 minutes.....

Rush 2112 is definitely on that list.


Bull of Heaven - The Chosen Priest and Apostle of Infinite Space, it's 2 months long.
 
2013-02-26 08:08:36 PM  
Lola
EL OH EL AYE!!!
 
2013-02-26 08:09:43 PM  
Patches
 
2013-02-26 08:11:16 PM  
Deep Purple "Anyone's Daughter"
(song gets going around 0:35)
 
2013-02-26 08:12:39 PM  
Granted I've only been to a few tittie bars, but the only song I can even remember is that " Porn Star Dancing" song...
 
2013-02-26 08:15:33 PM  
Lou Reed's - "The Kids" also known as They're Taking Her Children Away
 
2013-02-26 08:16:34 PM  
The chicken dance song they play at hockey games.
 
2013-02-26 08:16:43 PM  
With lapdances at $20 a song, I have yet to have my request for the live version of Freebird granted.
 
2013-02-26 08:26:54 PM  

Earguy: With lapdances at $20 a song, I have yet to have my request for the live version of Freebird granted.


See also: Flaming Lips - 7 Skies 3H. 24 hour song.
 
2013-02-26 08:28:46 PM  

FA91: I'd either have to go with "My Ding-A-Ling" by Chuck Berry or "Come On Eileen" by Dexy's Midnight Runners.


Save Ferris' version of Come on Eileen is much better.
 
2013-02-26 08:28:57 PM  
AC/DC's "She's Got the Jack"

...but I should have known
that all the cards were comin'
from the bottom of the pack
and if I'd known what she was dealin' out
I'd have deal it back!
 
2013-02-26 08:30:32 PM  

Strobeguy: Madonna - Like a Virgin

/umm on second thought maybe not...


Papa Don't Preach would be better.
 
2013-02-26 08:32:57 PM  
As someone who recently took his wife to the strip club for the first time, I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/She can't wait to go back.
//We might go broke soon.
 
2013-02-26 08:37:00 PM  
The Mister Rogers Neighborhood theme song and "We Did It!" from Dora The Explorer
 
2013-02-26 08:39:24 PM  
The mall music from Dawn Of The Dead.
 
2013-02-26 08:42:15 PM  
Johnny Pissoff (The Iliad) by the Fugs (Ed Sanders)

/Google it :-)
 
2013-02-26 08:45:16 PM  
"Rockin' The Beer Gut" by Trailer Choir
 
2013-02-26 08:47:34 PM  

megarian: Sinbox: megarian: Sinbox: John Lennon Imagine


It's good in a threatening, creepy way.


Quite

I like. Not good for stripping, though.


Indeed (x2)

One of the better covers I've been introduced to lately.

Truth be told, I've not been to such an establishment since the year Mr. Cobain decided to utilize a Remington .20 gauge  as a trephine. Actually, the same week (as i recall that was quite the topic of conversation among the employees. So it's quite possible that the music under discussion HAS been used somewhere,

/not a prude. I just happily unburdened myself of the sole reason i was going (to meet my connection).
 
2013-02-26 08:54:35 PM  
The Candyman - Sammy Davis Jr.
 
2013-02-26 08:55:55 PM  
"How Much is That Doggie in the Window?"
 
2013-02-26 08:57:46 PM  
Birthday Boy
-Drive-By Truckers
 
2013-02-26 08:57:50 PM  

James72: The Star-Spangled Banner


Put a US Flag on the wall opposite the stage and watch the fun.  Poor guys trying to decide between facing the flag and putting their hand on their heart, and the rest facing the stage and putting their hand on their ...
 
2013-02-26 08:59:24 PM  
This Woman's Work by Kate Bush...depressing on every level.
Sour Times by Portishead
 
2013-02-26 09:00:20 PM  
"I Think I Farted" by Taryn Southern

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7JZ4F3zJdY&feature=youtube_gdata_pla y er
 
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