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(Fark)   Okay, based on the greenlit thread of the ten most common strip club songs, what would the absolute WORST song to request at a strip club?   (fark.com) divider line 677
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2013-02-26 07:04:19 PM
The Chili's "I Want My Baby Back Ribs" song
 
2013-02-26 07:04:32 PM

Ryder79: "Hooker With A Penis" by Tool


....weirdest boner...
 
2013-02-26 07:05:34 PM
"Big Balls" by AC/DC
 
2013-02-26 07:06:17 PM
"Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer"
 
2013-02-26 07:06:59 PM
the offspring the kids aren't alright, or low self esteem.  unless you're into that
 
2013-02-26 07:07:09 PM
Prison sex by tool would be just as bad. shiat blood and cum on my hands...
 
2013-02-26 07:07:20 PM

Ryder79: The Chili's "I Want My Baby Back Ribs" song


Five Dollar, Five Dollar, Five Dollar Foot Long!!
 
2013-02-26 07:07:28 PM
The Old Rugged Cross

Atheist, heathens, pagans, Democrats go here to understand

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bN7XhLVlhjo
 
2013-02-26 07:08:22 PM
Shake Hands with Beef by Primus
Black Gives Way to Blue by Alice in Chains
 
2013-02-26 07:09:10 PM

ipxodi: Trivia Jockey: Paradise By the Dashboard Light

It would cost damn near $100 for a lapdance to this one.

Then how about Inna Gadda Divida?   Thats only 22 minutes.....


Depends on the version.
 
2013-02-26 07:09:20 PM

ravenlore: REM w/Kate Pierson, "Shiny Happy People"

/again ducks and runs
//actually loves both REM & the B's


that would actually work for me.
 
2013-02-26 07:09:45 PM
Freddie Fender>>>Wasted Days and Wasted Nights
I saw it played on a jukebox in VA strip club 20 times in a row
the girls weren't happy
 
2013-02-26 07:11:04 PM

megarian: Sinbox: John Lennon Imagine

A Perfect Circle's version of Imagine... yikes.


That's a thing?

(10 minutes of research later)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdmqtsm_QhM

Wow...that IS a thing.  A better-than-expected thing.

Thanks for the intro.
 
2013-02-26 07:11:42 PM

savethenaugs: megarian: I saw a chick strip to nine inch nails - Hurt.

Yeah....

Nice, best one I ever saw was a bluegrass cover of Gin and Juice.   Spectacular!


I'll see your The Gourds and raise you Hayseed Dixie.
 
2013-02-26 07:12:07 PM
The Hungarian Suicide Song
Old Rivers
Abraham Martin And John
Convoy
 
2013-02-26 07:13:15 PM

plc5_250: Sad Eyes by Robert John

Yeah, I am late to the thread - sorry.


Angel of the Morning?
 
2013-02-26 07:13:31 PM
Lola- The Kinks
 
2013-02-26 07:14:28 PM

Sinbox: megarian: Sinbox: John Lennon Imagine

A Perfect Circle's version of Imagine... yikes.

That's a thing?

(10 minutes of research later)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdmqtsm_QhM

Wow...that IS a thing.  A better-than-expected thing.

Thanks for the intro.


I second that.

This is farking awesome.
 
2013-02-26 07:14:36 PM
"F U Right Back" by Frankee
 
2013-02-26 07:16:23 PM
Wheels on the Bus
 
2013-02-26 07:17:29 PM
Coward of the County
 
2013-02-26 07:17:50 PM
"Gold Digger" by Kaye West
 
2013-02-26 07:18:24 PM
ludo - the horror of our love

never so much blood
 
2013-02-26 07:18:41 PM

savethenaugs: megarian:

Oh wow...thank you for that gift...

We're snowed in. Much appreciated.

try this one. Mighty strange video too.   It is even topical since you are snowed in.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIYKPjalb6Q


You might want to try Trash Day as well.
 
2013-02-26 07:18:45 PM
Leif Erikson by Interpol but just for the lyrics...
 
2013-02-26 07:18:52 PM
"Shock The Monkey" - Peter Gabriel
"I Love My Dog" -Cat Stevens
Any death metal
 
2013-02-26 07:19:06 PM
The Theme From Green Acres
Don't Cry Daddy
Daddy Don't You Walk So Fast
I'll Always Love My Mama
Mr. Jaws
 
2013-02-26 07:19:26 PM
Merry go round broken down
 
2013-02-26 07:19:52 PM

Solid State Vittles: "Girlfriend in a Coma" the Smiths


Don't joke around like that.  It's serious.
 
2013-02-26 07:20:24 PM
"Piss On You"....Dave Chapelle version
 
2013-02-26 07:21:43 PM
Went a few pages into the thread. Surprised no one posted "Loser" by Beck.
 
2013-02-26 07:21:52 PM
 
2013-02-26 07:21:55 PM

Ego edo infantia cattus: Paris1127:
Sabre Dance

You sick bastard.


Wait, what?
 
2013-02-26 07:23:12 PM

Trivia Jockey: JESUS CHRIST I KNOW IT'S BY KING MISSILE NOT PRIMUS I MADE A MISTAKE



Hey buddy,
that was by King Missile, not Primus.



/Welcome to fark.
 
2013-02-26 07:24:01 PM

WhippingBoy: "Teddy Bear" by Red Sovine


You magnificent bastard, you!
 
2013-02-26 07:24:54 PM

Endive Wombat: "Date Rape" by Sublime


First time I ever heard that song was in Molly Brown's at Daytona Beach.
 
2013-02-26 07:25:12 PM
"detachable penis"...
 
2013-02-26 07:26:29 PM
"Safety Dance" by Men Without Hats
 
2013-02-26 07:27:26 PM

Ryder79: The Chili's "I Want My Baby Back Ribs" song


Nanerpuss?
 
2013-02-26 07:28:32 PM

Trivia Jockey: JESUS CHRIST I KNOW IT'S BY KING MISSILE NOT PRIMUS I MADE A MISTAKE


Hey, I don't know if anybody's mentioned it yet, but the song "Detachable Penis" is by King Missile.
 
2013-02-26 07:29:11 PM
They're Coming To Take Me Away Ha-Haaah
Little Ole Man
And Then There's Maude
The Americans
God Bless The U.S.A.
We Are The World
 
2013-02-26 07:29:56 PM

hdhale: Maybe they meant having sex with each other. ;-)


CSB:

This same conversation came about because they were talking about loosing their virginity on their wedding night. To Enya. They were also sure they could give their equally virginal wives a rogering to end all rogering on that night. (i told them the poor girl might be a touch sore and they might be a bit spent -- they didnt know what i was talking about...)

Seventh Day Adventists are quite cloistered folks... I only know one who went gay (You might aswell have shot your parents in the face in that community) -- he WAS planning on being a pastor then the next time i hear about him BAM he has a boyfriend and moved to Yellowknife NWT. Weird. Good for him -- i did feel a bit bad for his former dorm roomie who was incredibly bothered by the news. Very conservative fellow and he reacted like a girl realizing she had been spied on by a peeping tom. Not saying it was a good reaction to have but knowing how the poor guy was raised it must have been very upsetting to have unknowingly been living with a gay man. I thought it was pretty funny.

Pretty off topic but yeah -- seventh day adventist boys think Enya and naked ladies go together like chocolate and peanut butter.
 
2013-02-26 07:31:03 PM

ciberido: Ryder79: The Chili's "I Want My Baby Back Ribs" song

Nanerpuss?


Well played sir, well played...
 
2013-02-26 07:31:15 PM
"Bohemian Rhapsody"
 
2013-02-26 07:31:58 PM

ciberido: Trivia Jockey: JESUS CHRIST I KNOW IT'S BY KING MISSILE NOT PRIMUS I MADE A MISTAKE

Hey, I don't know if anybody's mentioned it yet, but the song "Detachable Penis" is by King Missile.


And a meme was born.


/here, have a toaster oven
 
2013-02-26 07:33:06 PM
 
2013-02-26 07:34:42 PM

Sinbox: megarian: Sinbox: John Lennon Imagine

A Perfect Circle's version of Imagine... yikes.

That's a thing?

(10 minutes of research later)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdmqtsm_QhM

Wow...that IS a thing.  A better-than-expected thing.

Thanks for the intro.


It's good in a threatening, creepy way.

I like. Not good for stripping, though.
 
2013-02-26 07:34:46 PM
Michael Jackson - "Beat it" lol!.
 
2013-02-26 07:35:34 PM
See Emily Play -  Pink Floyd
 
2013-02-26 07:36:12 PM

ravenlore: Sinbox: megarian: Sinbox: John Lennon Imagine

A Perfect Circle's version of Imagine... yikes.

That's a thing?

(10 minutes of research later)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdmqtsm_QhM

Wow...that IS a thing.  A better-than-expected thing.

Thanks for the intro.

I second that.

This is farking awesome.


The entire album (eMotive) is quite interesting.
 
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