Ow! That was my feelings!: Air Supply
Master Sphincter: spcMike: Just once I want a lap dance to O FortunaStop perpetuating the use of the wrong name for that piece.
Trivia Jockey: "Detachable Penis" by Primus
Pawprint: Anything from the "Ultra Depressing Songs of the '70s" catalog. I see Seasons in the Sun was already mentioned, so I'll addBilly Don't Be a HeroOne Tin SoldierRun, Joey, Runand on a different note,That Smell
Solid State Vittles: "Lonely" Tom Waits
santadog: Trivia Jockey: "Detachable Penis" by Primus King Missel Missile.FTFY
Enemabag Jones: Any Weird Al song would be a challenge, that or Mccarthy Park.
Solty Dog: Stinkfist by Tool
Sinbox: Sonic Youth The Diamond Sea (the unabridged 25 minute version) (although that's not available on youtube)Diamanda Galás Wild Women With Steak-Knives (The Homicidal Love Song For Solo Scream)Diamanda Galás The Litanies of SatanLou Reed Metal Machine Music A-1Mike Oldfield Tubular Bells side one/now i 'like' (or rather, don't completely unappreciate) all of these to one degree or another (which is to say i've them all in my collection). However, none of them are at all anything i'd want to hear come out of speakers at a strip club.). Although I'd find it would have to be memorable to find a dancer who'd try to frame a routine around one or all.
sleeping martyr: Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head
thecpt: savethenaugs: megarian:Oh wow...thank you for that gift...We're snowed in. Much appreciated.try this one. Mighty strange video too. It is even topical since you are snowed in.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIYKPjalb6QI love these kinds of songs:dynamite hack - boys in the hood originally Easy Eobadiah parker - Hey Ya originally Outkastand there's always biatches ain't shiat./don't mind me, just bored waiting for things at work.
lepton68: Theme from Jaws
Soni: I used to DJ in a strip club :)Cats in the Cradle is the worst.Mama I'm Coming Home (Ozzy) has no place in a strip clubthis one girl used to request both of them... I finally told her to fark off, and played Steve Vai's "F*ck Yourself" followed by Why Does It Hurt When I Pee... lol
Rev. Skarekroe: Swans - Mother, My Body Disgusts MeCannibal Corpse - Hammer Smashed FaceJohn Cage - 4:33The Wiggles - Fruit Salad
edmo: Ugly GIrl
Sinbox: John Lennon Imagine
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