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(Fark)   Okay, based on the greenlit thread of the ten most common strip club songs, what would the absolute WORST song to request at a strip club?   (fark.com) divider line 675
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2013-02-26 06:21:51 PM

The_Sponge: The #1 Answer:

Christmas Shoes


Yes, that's the one.
 
2013-02-26 06:22:10 PM
"The Wrong Way" by Sublime
 
2013-02-26 06:22:55 PM
Sad Eyes by Robert John

Yeah, I am late to the thread - sorry.
 
2013-02-26 06:23:54 PM

IrieTom: Yakety Sax


Doesn't count. We've watched strippers running around to that song for decades on Benny Hill.
 
2013-02-26 06:24:24 PM
"If" - Bread
"Leader of the Band" - Dan Fogelberg
"Photographs and Memories" - Jim Croce
"Fire & Rain" - James Taylor
 
2013-02-26 06:24:38 PM
The Real Folk Blues?

(I'd tip for awesomeness, but prolly not great for actual stripping)
 
2013-02-26 06:24:40 PM
Suicide is Painless (the MASH theme)

or

The sad walking away song from Incredible Hulk
 
2013-02-26 06:26:55 PM
Crap! So much true brilliant wit (kinda typical for FARK) for me to choose. I have been LMAO the entire thread down, saying, "Yes, THIS!" to nearly everything.

You people humble me. And I love so many of you because of it. truth.
 
2013-02-26 06:27:35 PM
Anything by Richard Cheese
 
2013-02-26 06:27:37 PM

Molavian: The_Sponge: The #1 Answer:

Christmas Shoes

Yes, that's the one.


^^^^^^^^
 
2013-02-26 06:27:47 PM

spcMike: Just once I want a lap dance to O Fortuna


The Acropolis in PDX?

/ok, nitpicker, milwaukee
 
2013-02-26 06:28:07 PM
Dance with my Father-Luther Vandross
Papa Don't Preach-Madonna
God-Prince
 
2013-02-26 06:28:36 PM
More specifically, "Me So Horny" by Richard Cheese. EPIC
 
2013-02-26 06:28:42 PM
Cat's in the Cradle
 
2013-02-26 06:28:43 PM
Stan Bush - You Got the Touch
 
2013-02-26 06:29:11 PM

ravenlore: The Real Folk Blues?

(I'd tip for awesomeness, but prolly not great for actual stripping)


it'd probably be better than tank!  I'd imagine limbs would tear off during that dance
 
2013-02-26 06:29:18 PM
Anything by Red Peters
 
2013-02-26 06:29:40 PM
Barnacle Bill the Sailor
 
2013-02-26 06:29:59 PM
Anything by Neil Young.
 
2013-02-26 06:30:57 PM
The whisper song (wait til you see my d*ck) by the Yin Yang twins.
 
2013-02-26 06:30:57 PM
Everybody's said almost everything I've thought of, but I would suggest that good nudity would make any song bearable.

When I was about 16, I got into a carnival girl show, which was about the only place you could see girls dance completely nude in those days.  They evidently paid someone off to work extra "strong" and hell, nobody believes me when I tell this part of the story anyway, but they were drop dead gorgeous, no silicone, and sat on the faces of the guys standing at the edge of the platform (hey, it was the 70s, and no, I wasn't one of them).

Anyhow, to this day I remember the music they used, and compared to the original article on what gets played today, VERY out of place:

All Right Now by Free
D'yer Mak'er by Led Zeppelin (actually not too terrible for bumping and grinding), and worst of all,
You're My Best Friend by Queen, and
Don't Stop by Fleetwood Mac!

I guess when you're sampling the vag of a stereotypical "farmer's daughter," any music would be tolerated!
 
2013-02-26 06:31:09 PM
Pomp and Circumstance
Sabre Dance
Flight of the Bumblebee
Pictures at an Exhibition
This one...
And of course, for a Farker we all know, this song...
 
2013-02-26 06:31:30 PM
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

Anything from Sound of Music
 
2013-02-26 06:32:02 PM

Ryder79: Anything by Richard Cheese



Whoa....let's not say things we can't take back.
 
2013-02-26 06:32:29 PM
That's My Job - Conway Twitty
 
2013-02-26 06:32:36 PM
"The Streak" by Ray Stevens. Hell, ANYTHING by Ray Stevens, really.....
 
2013-02-26 06:32:38 PM
Fancy by Reba McEntire
 
2013-02-26 06:33:37 PM
America by Yes

Widor's Toccata on a church organ

I Kill Children by the Dead Kennedys
 
2013-02-26 06:33:59 PM
Most people here are going by lyrics, but I'd go for some free jazz or crazy prog stuff that would impossible for your average stripper to find the rhythm.
 
2013-02-26 06:34:09 PM
The Toadies: Possum Kingdom
 
2013-02-26 06:34:19 PM

JerseyTim: "Maps" by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs


media.rhizome.org
Everywhere like such as.
 
2013-02-26 06:34:28 PM

The_Sponge: Ryder79: Anything by Richard Cheese


Whoa....let's not say things we can't take back.


I regret nothing....Richard Freakin' Cheese
 
2013-02-26 06:34:56 PM
megarian:

Oh wow...thank you for that gift...

We're snowed in. Much appreciated.


try this one. Mighty strange video too.   It is even topical since you are snowed in.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIYKPjalb6Q
 
2013-02-26 06:35:22 PM
Anything by Everyone!


/should cover them all.....
 
2013-02-26 06:36:33 PM

Trivia Jockey: I_Am_Weasel: Trivia Jockey: "Cat's in the Cradle" by Harry Chapin

Not 30,000 Pounds Of Bananas?


How about "Convoy"?


I was going for the "I miss my children" vibe.


Lucille by Kenny Rogers?
 
2013-02-26 06:36:53 PM
Dammit, should have read the thread before posting.

Powerhouse by Raymond Scott
 
2013-02-26 06:37:23 PM
"What Child is This?"
 
2013-02-26 06:38:01 PM

savethenaugs: megarian:

Oh wow...thank you for that gift...

We're snowed in. Much appreciated.

try this one. Mighty strange video too.   It is even topical since you are snowed in.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIYKPjalb6Q


Great. Now I want a tropical beverage with an umbrella.

*puts festive swizzle stick in Bells Teo Hearted ale* close enough.
 
2013-02-26 06:38:22 PM

ReapTheChaos: The Toadies: Possum Kingdom


I'd...rather like watching that actually.
 
2013-02-26 06:38:24 PM
"Dear God" XTC
 
2013-02-26 06:38:28 PM

The_Sponge: But a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying.


That's what I came to the thread for.
 
2013-02-26 06:38:54 PM
Greensleeves
 
2013-02-26 06:40:07 PM
"Girlfriend in a Coma" the Smiths
 
2013-02-26 06:40:15 PM
"Teddy Bear" by Red Sovine
 
2013-02-26 06:40:33 PM
MaMa Tried
 
2013-02-26 06:41:25 PM
:in the arms of an angel" by Sarah McLaughlin.  With the ASPCA commercial on the TVs.
 
2013-02-26 06:41:35 PM
"Lonely" Tom Waits
 
2013-02-26 06:41:47 PM

savethenaugs: megarian:

Oh wow...thank you for that gift...

We're snowed in. Much appreciated.

try this one. Mighty strange video too.   It is even topical since you are snowed in.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIYKPjalb6Q


I love these kinds of songs:
dynamite hack - boys in the hood originally Easy E

obadiah parker - Hey Ya originally Outkast
and there's always biatches ain't shiat.

/don't mind me, just bored waiting for things at work.
 
m00
2013-02-26 06:42:09 PM
I Will Wait For You - Connie Francis
Look on Down from the Bridge -- Mazzy Star (one of my favourite songs)
 
2013-02-26 06:42:12 PM

Ow! That was my feelings!: Air Supply


If you want Air Supply, I would have gone for "All Out of Love."
 
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