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(Fark)   Okay, based on the greenlit thread of the ten most common strip club songs, what would the absolute WORST song to request at a strip club?   (fark.com) divider line 677
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2013-02-26 05:59:33 PM  
We Are Family - Sister Sledge

Baroque Hoedown - Some french guy, it was the theme for the Main Street Electrical Parade. Does that count as a Disney song?
 
2013-02-26 05:59:47 PM  
Spongbob Squarepants theme?
 
2013-02-26 05:59:56 PM  
Honorable Mentions: She's A Beauty and Don't Touch Me There

OK, pretty much anything by The Tubes counts.
 
2013-02-26 06:00:12 PM  
The Bridal March
 
2013-02-26 06:00:53 PM  
Oooh or "No Distance Left To Run" by Blur.
 
2013-02-26 06:00:54 PM  
Ani DiFranco Letter to a John
 
2013-02-26 06:01:57 PM  
Johnny Cash: Walk the Line.
 
2013-02-26 06:02:02 PM  
The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald - Gordon Lightfoot
Macarthur Park - Jimmy Webb
Loving You - Minnie Ripperton
 
2013-02-26 06:02:10 PM  
Many years ago I saw a stripper dance to Aqualung by Jethro Tull. I thought that was a bit odd.
 
2013-02-26 06:02:17 PM  

Four Flushed on the Flop: Spongbob Squarepants theme?


I'll see your Spongebob Squarepants Theme and raise you a 'Those Were The Days' from All in the Family.

/So there...  :-)
 
2013-02-26 06:03:00 PM  
I saw a chick strip to nine inch nails - Hurt.

Yeah....
 
2013-02-26 06:03:17 PM  
Lola, by The Kinks.*

*Unless you're into transvestite strippers, in which case I'd probably have to go with Earache My Eye from Cheech and Chong's Up In Smoke.
 
2013-02-26 06:03:20 PM  
I don't know about worst, but I remember going to a strip club many, many years ago where there 'featured' dancer had a whole act based on a vague nautical theme. Sailor hat, nautical costumes. And she stripped to a whole nautical-themed music set. Anchors Aweigh, Blue Navy Blue, In the Navy, etc.
This was in the late 70s - early 80s. In Little Havana, Miami.
 
2013-02-26 06:03:32 PM  
God, that's good! from Sweeney Todd
 
2013-02-26 06:03:42 PM  
You are 16 going on 17
 
2013-02-26 06:04:33 PM  
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Fuel - Metallica


I like an angry stripper.
 
2013-02-26 06:04:52 PM  
Theme from Unsolved Mysteries
I've Got A Brand New Combine Harvester - The Wurzels
The Ying Tong Song - The Goons

Make it funny, I say!
 
2013-02-26 06:05:05 PM  
Edelweiss
(These are) A Few of My Favorite Things
Sunrise Sunset
Hokey pokey
 
2013-02-26 06:05:08 PM  

xaratherus: Lola, by The Kinks.*

*Unless you're into transvestite strippers, in which case I'd probably have to go with Earache My Eye from Cheech and Chong's Up In Smoke.


NTTAWWT, there's a strip club in the Valley that does a t-girl strip night. So I hear...
 
2013-02-26 06:05:09 PM  
....and I disagree with the person that suggested Stinkfist - Tool.

That would be hilarious.

/Tool fan
//fan of hilarious things
///fan of strippers
 
2013-02-26 06:05:21 PM  

Keeve: The Chicken Dance


The best part is she can do the actual dance and it kinda works as an amazingly awkward lap dance too!
 
2013-02-26 06:05:54 PM  
"Lovely Ladies" from the London Les Miserables, for the sheer effrontery of it.
 
2013-02-26 06:06:26 PM  
Oooh, got another one - Without You, from RENT.
 
2013-02-26 06:06:27 PM  
Yo Ho, Yo Ho, A Pirate's Life For Me
 
2013-02-26 06:07:10 PM  

Mikey1969: Four Flushed on the Flop: Spongbob Squarepants theme?

I'll see your Spongebob Squarepants Theme and raise you a 'Those Were The Days' from All in the Family.

/So there...  :-)


Re-raise to a Maude theme and ill even throw in a Sanford and Son.
 
2013-02-26 06:07:35 PM  
Cannibal Corpse....anything

Wait, no...no...that would be a thing of beauty.
 
2013-02-26 06:08:05 PM  
Alice's Restaurant
 
2013-02-26 06:09:18 PM  
 
2013-02-26 06:09:49 PM  

valanienna: The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald


I don't know about that.  You'd get the longest lapdance ever for the money.
 
2013-02-26 06:11:41 PM  

Trivia Jockey: Paradise By the Dashboard Light

It would cost damn near $100 for a lapdance to this one.


Then how about Inna Gadda Divida?   Thats only 22 minutes.....
 
2013-02-26 06:11:48 PM  
N.E.R.D - Lapdance

Completely counterproductive.
 
2013-02-26 06:11:51 PM  
Offspring - Why don't you get a job
 
2013-02-26 06:13:04 PM  

Bolebuns: You are 16 going on 17


Bahahahahaha
 
2013-02-26 06:13:10 PM  
Oh, and also "The Band Played Waltzing Matilda."
 
2013-02-26 06:13:17 PM  

xaratherus: Oooh, got another one - Without You, from RENT.


Better yet, "Will I"
 
2013-02-26 06:14:38 PM  

ipxodi: Trivia Jockey: Paradise By the Dashboard Light

It would cost damn near $100 for a lapdance to this one.

Then how about Inna Gadda Divida?   Thats only 22 minutes.....


Rush 2112 is definitely on that list.
 
2013-02-26 06:14:38 PM  

JavaMoon: xaratherus: Oooh, got another one - Without You, from RENT.

Better yet, "Will I"


That wins on so many levels. Not only is it an incredibly depressing song, but there's an even deeper level of irony to a stripper performing to lyrics about losing one's dignity and no one caring...
 
2013-02-26 06:14:46 PM  
Some more:

"Takin' Care of Business" - Bachman Turner Overdrive  (well, okay, this one could be hilarious)
"The Look of Love" - ABC
"She's Always a Woman to Me" - Billy Joel
 
2013-02-26 06:15:07 PM  

megarian: I saw a chick strip to nine inch nails - Hurt.

Yeah....


Nice, best one I ever saw was a bluegrass cover of Gin and Juice.   Spectacular!

If you are interested:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur1N3UyT1lE
 
2013-02-26 06:16:10 PM  
The Four Seasons by Vivaldi

All 4 back to back...
 
2013-02-26 06:16:16 PM  

megarian: N.E.R.D - Lapdance

Completely counterproductive.


NERD - all the girls standing in the line for the bathroom

weirdest. dance. ever.

"my lap is wet.  not sure if grossed out but flattered, or just grossed out."
 
2013-02-26 06:16:37 PM  

mrmopar5287: valanienna: The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald

Came here to suggest this one.  Leaving satisfied that someone else got the same idea.



I am so offended, I am leaving this thread....

...but fellas, it's been good t'know ya!
 
2013-02-26 06:17:21 PM  
Tubthumping by Chumbawumba.  Oh wait, that's not the worst song to request at a strip bar, that's the worst song to request anywhere.
 
2013-02-26 06:17:30 PM  
Lola
 
2013-02-26 06:18:32 PM  
I see Lightfoot, Tori and Death Cab are covered, so...


Gangnam Style?


/ducks and runs
 
2013-02-26 06:19:06 PM  
Sometimes When We Touch.
 
2013-02-26 06:19:30 PM  
Mr. Pink by Level 42 - the live version.  It would be interesting to see if the strippers could keep up with that one!
 
2013-02-26 06:20:02 PM  

savethenaugs: megarian: I saw a chick strip to nine inch nails - Hurt.

Yeah....

Nice, best one I ever saw was a bluegrass cover of Gin and Juice.   Spectacular!

If you are interested:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur1N3UyT1lE


Oh wow...thank you for that gift...

We're snowed in. Much appreciated.
 
2013-02-26 06:20:36 PM  
Yakety Sax
 
2013-02-26 06:21:05 PM  

EatenTheSun: Anything by Todd Rundgren.


The_Sponge: Anything by Barney or The Wiggles.


Solty Dog: Anything by The Mentors


The_Sponge: Anything by The Dave Matthews Band.


Pants full of macaroni!!: Anything off Pop Tatari by the Boredoms


Maturin: Anything by Phillip Glass


So I'm guessing that "Anything" just isn't a good song for a strip club no matter who plays it. I kinda liked the Dave Matthews version, though.
 
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