mikefinch: calbert: the way he described it, "they were more concerned with the rhythm than with the lyrics" but some of that sh*t got weird especially when you had girls trying to dance to Jesus Christ Superstar.In that case i have a winner: Only Time by Enya.I had SDA friends who were convinced that that was great sex music. I shook my head said -- no, placebo is music you can fark to and they said NO Enya. They thought Enya was irresistible sexy music for girls.I wouldn't have been bothered by them saying it had they been 13-14. These were 19-20 year old college students.
The_Sponge: Anything by Barney or The Wiggles.
Enemabag Jones: RevMark ,My guess is that most Kate Bush songs will fall into this category.Any stripper that could pull that off deserves a $10 tip just for dancing to it.
jrnorton23: Radiohead's "Fitter Happier" might dampen the festive mood.
digitalrain: Seasons in the Sun
digitalrain: Lullabye - Billy Joel
Trivia Jockey: "Me and a Gun" by Tori Amos.
not_an_indigo: Almost any Disney song.
valanienna: The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
Click to enlarge: Did not read the thread. Has anyone suggest Frank Zappa's Dynamo Hum yet?
Skywolf the Scribbler: One Banana, Two Banana, Three Banana, Four
FarkinFarker: Cannibal Corpse - Entrails Ripped From A Virgin's coont
TrollingForColumbine: Several Species of Small Fury Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving to a Pict
hdhale: not_an_indigo: Almost any Disney song.As if you wouldn't throw $20s at a stripper who came out dressed like Tinkerbell...
Keeve: The Chicken Dance
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