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(Fark)   Okay, based on the greenlit thread of the ten most common strip club songs, what would the absolute WORST song to request at a strip club?   (fark.com) divider line 677
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2013-02-26 05:44:17 PM
"Detachable Penis" by King Missile
 
2013-02-26 05:44:59 PM
"Shipbuilding" by Elvis Costello
 
2013-02-26 05:45:49 PM

mikefinch: calbert: the way he described it, "they were more concerned with the rhythm than with the lyrics" but some of that sh*t got weird especially when you had girls trying to dance to Jesus Christ Superstar.

In that case i have a winner: Only Time by Enya.

I had SDA friends who were convinced that that was great sex music. I shook my head said -- no, placebo is music you can fark to and they said NO Enya. They thought Enya was irresistible sexy music for girls.

I wouldn't have been bothered by them saying it had they been 13-14. These were 19-20 year old college students.


Maybe they meant having sex with each other. ;-)
 
2013-02-26 05:45:59 PM
RevMark ,
My guess is that most Kate Bush songs will fall into this category.


Any stripper that could pull that off deserves a $10 tip just for dancing to it.

The bloodhound gang song needs to be played at a stripclub just because.

\Any Weird Al song would be a challenge, that or Mccarthy Park.
 
2013-02-26 05:46:08 PM
Seasons in the Sun
 
2013-02-26 05:47:07 PM
I once saw a stripper do a three song set entirely off Gowan's Strange Animal album!?
 
2013-02-26 05:47:15 PM
Adagio for Strings by Samuel Barber
 
2013-02-26 05:47:29 PM

The_Sponge: Anything by Barney or The Wiggles.


No "Fruit Salad?"
 
2013-02-26 05:47:34 PM
The Washington Post march or Rule Brittania.
 
2013-02-26 05:48:12 PM

Enemabag Jones: RevMark ,
My guess is that most Kate Bush songs will fall into this category.

Any stripper that could pull that off deserves a $10 tip just for dancing to it.


Copy that!
 
2013-02-26 05:48:31 PM
Funeral For a Friend
Feelings
I just called to say I love you
 
2013-02-26 05:49:48 PM
Did not read the thread. Has anyone suggest Frank Zappa's Dynamo Hum yet?
 
2013-02-26 05:50:00 PM

jrnorton23: Radiohead's "Fitter Happier" might dampen the festive mood.


And I doubt Leonard Cohen's "Dress Rehearsal Rag" would improve things.
 
2013-02-26 05:50:11 PM
I'd say it's a toss-up between "Prison Sex" by Tool and "Thank Heaven For Little Girls" by anybody.
 
2013-02-26 05:50:43 PM
Bananaphone
 
2013-02-26 05:51:06 PM

valanienna: Wre


Agreed!
 
2013-02-26 05:51:08 PM
This is now officially my favorite thread of the day.
 
2013-02-26 05:52:08 PM
 
2013-02-26 05:52:17 PM
Gosudarstvenny Gimn SSSR
 
2013-02-26 05:52:21 PM
"One More Minute" by Weird Al
 
2013-02-26 05:52:27 PM
Lullabye - Billy Joel
 
2013-02-26 05:52:29 PM
Almost any Disney song.
 
2013-02-26 05:52:52 PM
Cannibal Corpse - Entrails Ripped From A Virgin's coont
 
2013-02-26 05:53:20 PM

digitalrain: Seasons in the Sun


Yeah, that one would leave anyone who knew the lyrics in tears, not even considering if someone could actually dance to it.
 
2013-02-26 05:53:26 PM
mmm mmm mmm mmm - crash test dummies.
 
2013-02-26 05:53:35 PM
Several Species of Small Fury Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving to a Pict
 
2013-02-26 05:54:34 PM

digitalrain: Lullabye - Billy Joel


Better yet: "Lullabye" by The Cure
 
2013-02-26 05:54:39 PM
CTRL-F "Into The Night"

...

Oh c'mon, I couldn't have been the first one!
 
2013-02-26 05:54:54 PM
The Bronx - White Guilt
 
2013-02-26 05:55:00 PM

Trivia Jockey: "Me and a Gun" by Tori Amos.




I'd go with this one, personally.
 
2013-02-26 05:55:02 PM
We shall overcome
 
2013-02-26 05:55:32 PM

not_an_indigo: Almost any Disney song.


As if you wouldn't throw $20s at a stripper who came out dressed like Tinkerbell...
 
2013-02-26 05:55:36 PM

valanienna: The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald


Came here to suggest this one.  Leaving satisfied that someone else got the same idea.
 
2013-02-26 05:55:40 PM
Anything by:

1.- Nickelback
2.- Justin Beiber (Whatever that is)

Also, "Call me, maybe".
 
2013-02-26 05:56:02 PM

Click to enlarge: Did not read the thread. Has anyone suggest Frank Zappa's Dynamo Hum yet?


A couple other Zappa songs, most notably 'Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?', But not DynaMoh. That would be interesting to see actually...
 
2013-02-26 05:56:09 PM

Skywolf the Scribbler: One Banana, Two Banana, Three Banana, Four


I'll see your Banana Splits and raise you one H R Pufnstuf and a bonus Sigmund the Sea Monster.
 
2013-02-26 05:56:16 PM

FarkinFarker: Cannibal Corpse - Entrails Ripped From A Virgin's coont


I only read the lyrics.  Now I want to pluck out my eyes.
 
2013-02-26 05:56:49 PM

TrollingForColumbine: Several Species of Small Fury Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving to a Pict


Careful with that Axe, Eugene
 
2013-02-26 05:56:52 PM
Skidamarink....although the motions that go with the song make it interesting...
 
2013-02-26 05:57:00 PM
The Chicken Dance
 
2013-02-26 05:57:04 PM
Goodbye Horses
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2013-02-26 05:57:12 PM
Don't know if this has been said. But either the following:

Amazing Grace

Or

Dear Mama by Tupac
 
2013-02-26 05:57:15 PM
You Oughtta Know by Alanis Morissette.....
 
2013-02-26 05:58:22 PM

hdhale: not_an_indigo: Almost any Disney song.

As if you wouldn't throw $20s at a stripper who came out dressed like Tinkerbell...


I had a great time with a stripper dressed like Snow White!
 
2013-02-26 05:58:27 PM
Frank Zappa don't you eat that yellow snow
Iron Butterfly . Ana goda divida .
Lenard  Skynard. Sweet Home Alabama
Molly Hatchet  Flirting with disaster.
new rider of the purple sage panama red

Johnny Cash - Ghost Riders In The Sky
 
2013-02-26 05:58:51 PM
"Smack My biatch Up" - Prodigy
 
2013-02-26 05:59:16 PM
Rock Lobster
 
2013-02-26 05:59:19 PM
Levon.

/because it's the worst song that could be requested at any location
 
2013-02-26 05:59:24 PM

Keeve: The Chicken Dance


Enough beers, and that would be the officially funniest moment to see in my lifetime... If some chick can strip AND keep up with The Chicken Dance song, she should get automatic $100 tips from every customer AND $20 from every employee in the building. Fark it, now that I think about it, I don't even need the beers...
 
2013-02-26 05:59:25 PM
Ugly GIrl
 
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