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		Okay, based on the greenlit thread of the ten most common strip club songs, what would the absolute WORST song to request at a strip club? (fark.com)		677
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BarkingUnicorn		2013-02-26 05:21:13 PM

I've never requested "Don't Cry, Daddy" by Elvis, but I imagine a lot of dancers would just crater.

santadog		2013-02-26 05:21:33 PM

downstairs: California Uber Alles

/Actually that may be a good one

Only if it's the version with Public Enemy and Dead Kennedys.

globalwarmingpraiser		2013-02-26 05:21:42 PM

I can ride my bike with no handle bars.

socodog		2013-02-26 05:22:00 PM

The Snow Dog: The Bloodhound Gang A Lap Dance is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying

Thread over.

FTDA		2013-02-26 05:22:07 PM

Secret Agent X23: Fripp and Eno, "An Index of Metals."
Frank Zappa, "Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?" <---- Catholic Girls.

Mikey1969		2013-02-26 05:22:41 PM

Anything by Pink Floyd

Also, Devil Went Down to Georgia, but mostly because the dancer would probably pass out by the time the jig was up...

HindiDiscoMonster		2013-02-26 05:22:54 PM

GWAR - Have you seen me?

Torchsong		2013-02-26 05:23:22 PM

valanienna: The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald

Seconded. I have nothing to add but my support.

FTDA		2013-02-26 05:23:25 PM

Trivia Jockey: "Detachable Penis" by Primus

Wynonnas big brown beaver.

jrnorton23		2013-02-26 05:23:29 PM

Radiohead's "Fitter Happier" might dampen the festive mood.

HindiDiscoMonster		2013-02-26 05:24:02 PM

The Snow Dog: The Bloodhound Gang A Lap Dance is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying

damn... i should have read the thread first...

/thread over man... thread over.

louiedog		2013-02-26 05:24:35 PM

Someone told me they once saw a weekday afternoon stripper dance to Fleetwood Mac's Landslide and were depressed for a week.

Mikey1969		2013-02-26 05:24:37 PM

Endive Wombat: Fish Heads

I'd pay to see that, WTF are you talking about?

outtatowner		2013-02-26 05:25:19 PM

This little gem from our good friends Pantera

//to Dimebag!

SovietCanuckistan		2013-02-26 05:25:23 PM

The Lap Dance is so Much Better When the Stripper is Crying - Bloodhound Gang.

reillan		2013-02-26 05:25:27 PM

Red Jumpsuit Apparatus - Face Down

yelmrog		2013-02-26 05:25:57 PM

"fast car" by Tracy Chapman.

I literally saw this happen, and it was pretty depressing. Of course, I was in a strip club at 1:00 PM on a Tuesday afternoon, so there was a lot of depression going around.

Mikey1969		2013-02-26 05:26:13 PM

What about the theme song for Animaniacs?

BarkingUnicorn		2013-02-26 05:26:48 PM

Mikey1969: Endive Wombat: Fish Heads

I'd pay to see that, WTF are you talking about?

"Fish Heads" was my Cub Scout den's theme song!

hdhale		2013-02-26 05:27:12 PM

Sixteen Candles -The Crests -1958Wrong on multiple levels.

ProfessorOhki		2013-02-26 05:27:32 PM

RedPhoenix122: cgraves67: Yackety Sax

I'd pay to see that.

Bonus points if someone falls off the stage or walks into a pole.

kombat_unit		2013-02-26 05:27:56 PM

Glass coffin - Death in June

reillan		2013-02-26 05:28:27 PM

ohhh, even better...

Sublime - Wrong Way.

OscarTamerz		2013-02-26 05:30:17 PM

A Boy Named Sue - unless you were in a tranny strip club and knew you were in a tranny strip club and actually wanted to be in a tranny strip club

louiedog		2013-02-26 05:30:23 PM

reillan: ohhh, even better...

Sublime - Wrong Way.

Never heard of it.

ban_sidhe		2013-02-26 05:30:33 PM

It_Really_Does_Glisten: Me Llaman Calle

I love that song. But yeah...not a good strip club choice.

AndeePanda		2013-02-26 05:30:47 PM

Winona's got a Big Brown Beaver-Primus
Johnny Are You Queer?-Josie Cotton

alizeran		2013-02-26 05:30:57 PM

Oh hai...

SmackLT		2013-02-26 05:31:04 PM

I was gonna joke about the industrial parody of Friday by Rebecca Black, but listening to it, it actually might work: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti1D9t8n0qA

part of the problem		2013-02-26 05:31:06 PM

Dixie Beaudurant by Dan Baird."Gina didnt win cause she danced to Twisted SisterBut Dixie told the DJ "gimmie 3 steps" misterAnd all the gentlemen in the audienceBegan to rise...."Maybe both best and worst choice...

Mikey1969		2013-02-26 05:32:13 PM

FL8ME: Was at a strip club in Aventura area of Miami on Christmas Eve with a buddy of mine about 10 years ago.
It was just us, the DJ and a handful of girls. One girl came out on stage, and the DJ put on Adam Sandler's "Piece of shiat Car". The girl looked so confused. We tried to chat her up later and she didn't speak a lick of English either.

/CSB

LOL,I was going to list that one, but was having a total brain fart, and couldn't remember the title, nor any of the lyrics.

Master Sphincter		2013-02-26 05:32:44 PM

spcMike: Just once I want a lap dance to O Fortuna

Stop perpetuating the use of the wrong name for that piece.

thecpt		2013-02-26 05:33:36 PM

also, Death Cab for Cutie - I will follow you into the dark

...that would vacate the place

Sliding Carp		2013-02-26 05:33:57 PM

valanienna: You Light Up My Life

(You're) Having My Baby

Jake the Steak		2013-02-26 05:34:22 PM

I once had a lapdance to Porcelain by Moby. Fortunately it wasn't cut short by the DJ. It was... really good, actually.

Sliding Carp		2013-02-26 05:36:20 PM

AtticusFinchEsq: spcMike: Cats in the cradle

This guy gets it.

Daddy Don't You Walk So Fast

SmackLT		2013-02-26 05:36:39 PM

Nabb1: "Too Drunk to F*ck" by the Dead Kennedys

You beat me to it

Sinbox		2013-02-26 05:36:39 PM

Sonic Youth The Diamond Sea (the unabridged 25 minute version) (although that's not available on youtube)

Diamanda Galás Wild Women With Steak-Knives (The Homicidal Love Song For Solo Scream)

Diamanda Galás The Litanies of Satan

Lou Reed Metal Machine Music A-1

Mike Oldfield Tubular Bells side one

/now i 'like' (or rather, don't completely unappreciate) all of these to one degree or another (which is to say i've them all in my collection). However, none of them are at all anything i'd want to hear come out of speakers at a strip club.). Although I'd find it would have to be memorable to find a dancer who'd try to frame a routine around one or all.

dazuwood		2013-02-26 05:37:04 PM

Hurt, the Johnny Cash version.

Soni		2013-02-26 05:37:21 PM

ugh, what was that song with Kid Rock and Sheryl Crow? Picture?

never again.... ugh!

Sinbox		2013-02-26 05:38:45 PM

...I'd ~~find~~ imagine it would have...

rcf1105		2013-02-26 05:39:22 PM

Angel - Sarah McLachlan

RevMark		2013-02-26 05:39:45 PM

My guess is that most Kate Bush songs will fall into this category.

BarkingUnicorn		2013-02-26 05:40:32 PM

Sliding Carp: AtticusFinchEsq: spcMike: Cats in the cradle

This guy gets it.

Daddy Don't You Walk So Fast

Oh, Hell, yeah!

Taolie		2013-02-26 05:40:44 PM

The opening music from Lost - all ten seconds of it.

bacchanalias and consequences		2013-02-26 05:40:44 PM

If You See Her Say Hello

mikefinch		2013-02-26 05:40:56 PM

calbert: the way he described it, "they were more concerned with the rhythm than with the lyrics" but some of that sh*t got weird especially when you had girls trying to dance to Jesus Christ Superstar.

In that case i have a winner: Only Time by Enya.

I had SDA friends who were convinced that that was great sex music. I shook my head said -- no, placebo is music you can fark to and they said NO Enya. They thought Enya was irresistible sexy music for girls.

I wouldn't have been bothered by them saying it had they been 13-14. These were 19-20 year old college students.

hdhale		2013-02-26 05:42:14 PM

hdhale: Sixteen Candles -The Crests -1958 Wrong on multiple levels.

Also...

Tell Laura I Love Her - Ray Peterson - 1960
Two Hour Honeymoon - Paul Hampton - 1960
Teen Angel - Mark Dinning and Alex Murray - 1959
Last Kiss - Wayne Cochran - 1962