spcMike: Just once I want a lap dance to O Fortuna
factoryconnection: spcMike: Cats in the cradleThat's a good one... half the patrons would be looking at their watches and asking for their tabs.The_Sponge: ahab: Fat Bottomed GirlsAre you kidding me? That would be an awesome song for a strip club.I agree. Also, as a Navy vet I've been to some strip clubs where that should have been their anthem. D-:
Gifted Many Few: "Dude Looks Like a Lady"
Solty Dog: Free Your Mind - Envouge
nickerj1: Who's got the biggest balls of them all?/Not sure what the song name is
Trivia Jockey: "Detachable Penis" by Primus
TommyymmoT: Lola, unless it was a gay strip club.
Mirus: "My Ass Is On Fire" by Mr. Bungle
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