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(Fark)   Okay, based on the greenlit thread of the ten most common strip club songs, what would the absolute WORST song to request at a strip club?   (fark.com) divider line 677
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2013-02-26 04:38:45 PM
The Wheels on the Bus
 
2013-02-26 04:45:39 PM
Come On, Eileen
 
2013-02-26 04:49:53 PM
the Waffle House song
Hail to the Chief
Amazing Grace
 
2013-02-26 04:56:11 PM
"Do Re Mi" from The Sound of Music
 
2013-02-26 05:01:09 PM
Big Backyard by Soulhat
 
2013-02-26 05:01:48 PM
 
2013-02-26 05:03:05 PM
Luka by Suzanne Vega.
 
2013-02-26 05:03:12 PM
Under My Skin - Mudvayne
 
2013-02-26 05:03:40 PM
Hooker with a Penis by Tool.
 
2013-02-26 05:04:21 PM
Little Susie Shallow Throat  -  David Allan Coe

it's out there, find it yourself.  oh and, it's nsfw.
 
2013-02-26 05:04:40 PM
Father Figure - George Michael

/didn't read the most requested songs
 
2013-02-26 05:05:20 PM
"Come Dancing" by the Kinks
 
2013-02-26 05:05:49 PM
Feelings
 
2013-02-26 05:05:54 PM
It's a small world
 
2013-02-26 05:05:57 PM
Amazing Grace

Seasons In The Sun

/The tears must flow
//H.R. Pufnstuf theme to clear the sniffles
 
mjg
2013-02-26 05:06:30 PM
images.45cat.com

AIDS!
 
2013-02-26 05:06:32 PM
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious - Mary Poppins
 
2013-02-26 05:08:14 PM
Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer...
 
2013-02-26 05:10:09 PM

spcMike: Just once I want a lap dance to O Fortuna


O Fortuna Imperatrix Mundi?

That would be awesome

Or maybe Ride of the Valkaries
 
2013-02-26 05:11:50 PM
November Rain
 
2013-02-26 05:12:40 PM
I Drive Your Truck - by Lee Brice; that'll get the strippers crying
 
2013-02-26 05:13:09 PM
"Looking for a City" by this guy -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2D5148rRIkw
 
2013-02-26 05:13:15 PM

factoryconnection: spcMike: Cats in the cradle

That's a good one... half the patrons would be looking at their watches and asking for their tabs.

The_Sponge: ahab: Fat Bottomed Girls

Are  you kidding me?  That would be an awesome song for a strip club.

I agree.  Also, as a Navy vet I've been to some strip clubs where that should have been their anthem.  D-:


I used to request "Fat Bottomed Girls" all the time. Some DJs would play it, others said they wanted to go home alive.  One said it was up to the girl on the main stage, who didn't mind at all.  "Whatever makes you happy makes you tip, right?" she  reasoned.

"Always a Woman" by Billy Joel seemed to strike a nerve in most dancers. "I'm NOT like that!"
 
2013-02-26 05:13:44 PM
True story:  Walked into the Clermont Lounge in Atlanta about 1am and there was Blondie shakin' it as best she could the The Greatest Love Of All by Whitney Houston.
 
2013-02-26 05:14:13 PM
I Want My Baby Back - Jimmy Cross
 
2013-02-26 05:14:13 PM
Who's got the biggest balls of them all?

/Not sure what the song name is
 
2013-02-26 05:14:25 PM
1 - My Heart Will Gone On.

2 - Wind beneath My Wings

3 - Memories

4 - When I Fall In Love.
 
2013-02-26 05:14:46 PM

Gifted Many Few: "Dude Looks Like a Lady"


That one right there.
 
2013-02-26 05:15:21 PM
REM - Everybody Hurts.
 
2013-02-26 05:15:37 PM

Solty Dog: Free Your Mind - Envouge


Never gonna get it - Same group.
 
2013-02-26 05:16:12 PM

nickerj1: Who's got the biggest balls of them all?

/Not sure what the song name is


Big Balls - AC/DC
 
2013-02-26 05:16:12 PM
my d*ck - Mickey Avalon

Lyrics make it worth it, zoom ahead 20 seconds.

Would not want a stripper to dance with that thought in my head.
 
2013-02-26 05:16:15 PM

nickerj1: Who's got the biggest balls of them all?

/Not sure what the song name is


Believe it or not: "Big Balls"
 
2013-02-26 05:16:50 PM
"Send in the Clowns"
 
2013-02-26 05:17:11 PM
California Uber Alles

/Actually that may be a good one
 
2013-02-26 05:17:30 PM
"When Somebody Loved Me" from Toy Story 2
 
2013-02-26 05:17:39 PM
carmina burana
 
2013-02-26 05:18:07 PM
 
2013-02-26 05:18:15 PM
Went to a strip club and one of the girls sprayed bubble bath all over the stage before heading off. Bubbles everywhere. Sesame Streets' Rubber Ducky song came on, and someone dressed up as Bert started humping all the patrons. We're all, "WTF" until they get on stage and reveal a stripper underneath, who then proceeded to slip and slide all over the stage with her big wet boobies. By the end we were all singing along "Rubber Ducky, you're the one, you make bath time so much fun." Best Show Evar.
 
2013-02-26 05:18:43 PM
Anything from the "Ultra Depressing Songs of the '70s" catalog. I see Seasons in the Sun was already mentioned, so I'll add

Billy Don't Be a Hero
One Tin Soldier
Run, Joey, Run

and on a different note,

That Smell
 
2013-02-26 05:18:50 PM
Touch myself - The Devinals

The theme song from the Wonder Years. (But the strippers would have to dance like a Zombie getting electroshock therapy).
 
2013-02-26 05:18:52 PM

Trivia Jockey: "Detachable Penis" by Primus

 King Missel.

FTFY
 
2013-02-26 05:18:56 PM
Anything by AC/DC, just because it was every fourth song played in every strip club I have been to.
 
2013-02-26 05:19:37 PM
I used to DJ in a strip club  :)

Cats in the Cradle is the worst.

Mama I'm Coming Home (Ozzy) has no place in a strip club

this one girl used to request both of them... I finally told her to fark off, and played Steve Vai's "F*ck Yourself" followed by Why Does It Hurt When I Pee... lol
 
2013-02-26 05:19:54 PM

TommyymmoT: Lola, unless it was a gay strip club.


Strippers I've known loved "Lola," it's a joke on customers to them.
 
2013-02-26 05:19:55 PM
Won't You Be My Neighbor?
 
2013-02-26 05:19:57 PM
Who remembers the songs during the lap dance?

/you're doing it wrong
 
2013-02-26 05:20:01 PM

Mirus: "My Ass Is On Fire" by Mr. Bungle


Clearly "Girls of Porn" would be appropriate.
 
2013-02-26 05:20:21 PM
The Vultures by Wesley Willis
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ir0oZumGNok
 
2013-02-26 05:21:10 PM
Was at a strip club in Aventura area of Miami on Christmas Eve with a buddy of mine about 10 years ago.
It was just us, the DJ and a handful of girls. One girl came out on stage, and the DJ put on Adam Sandler's "Piece of shiat Car". The girl looked so confused. We tried to chat her up later and she didn't speak a lick of English either.

/CSB
 
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