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(Fark)   Okay, based on the greenlit thread of the ten most common strip club songs, what would the absolute WORST song to request at a strip club?   (fark.com) divider line 677
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2013-02-26 02:14:37 PM

Trivia Jockey: "Detachable Penis" by Primus


That was King Missile, not Primus.
 
2013-02-26 02:15:09 PM
O Come, O Come, Emmanuel
 
2013-02-26 02:15:33 PM
Fancy - Reba McEntire
 
2013-02-26 02:15:58 PM

littlett's: I want a lap dance to the full version of Layla.


You got it kiddo.
 
2013-02-26 02:16:01 PM
Paradise By the Dashboard Light

It would cost damn near $100 for a lapdance to this one.
 
2013-02-26 02:16:35 PM
My wife once watched a 40+ year old stripper dancing to "Great Wide Open".
 
2013-02-26 02:16:39 PM

Nabb1: Trivia Jockey: "Detachable Penis" by Primus

That was King Missile, not Primus.



Ah you're right.  Thanks.
 
2013-02-26 02:17:10 PM
"Maps" by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs
 
2013-02-26 02:17:36 PM
"Mama" by Genesis
 
2013-02-26 02:18:25 PM

Trivia Jockey: "Cat's in the Cradle" by Harry Chapin


Not 30,000 Pounds Of Bananas?


How about "Convoy"?
 
2013-02-26 02:18:46 PM
Let me smell yo' dick.
 
2013-02-26 02:19:12 PM

I_Am_Weasel: Trivia Jockey: "Cat's in the Cradle" by Harry Chapin

Not 30,000 Pounds Of Bananas?


How about "Convoy"?



I was going for the "I miss my children" vibe.
 
2013-02-26 02:19:48 PM

Timmy the Tumor: Let me smell yo' dick.


No, that one is quite appropriate.

Um, I've heard.
 
2013-02-26 02:20:56 PM

downstairs: O Come, O Come, Emmanuel


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"I came."
 
2013-02-26 02:21:02 PM

spcMike: littlett's: I want a lap dance to the full version of Layla.

You got it kiddo.


SCORE! 7 minute lap dance!
 
2013-02-26 02:22:42 PM

littlett's: SCORE! 7 minute lap dance!


If you don't think that one would cost double, you're fooling yourself.  That's like automatic champagne room material.

I've heard.
 
2013-02-26 02:26:00 PM
"Loomer" by My Bloody Valentine.
 
2013-02-26 02:38:28 PM
so I used to be friends with a strip-club's DJ and he would tell me how during slow times, the girls would actually play this game that we're playing right now. this was back when all of his music was on cd's, so if he had it, he'd play it for them.

he also worked weddings, so he had the usual catalog of religious songs, slow songs, daddy-daughter songs.

TV theme-compilations were always fun for the girls... short songs/tv themes worked well for these slow-time antics.

Flintstones were a favorite, M*A*S*H, Mission Impossible, Hawaii Five-O.

he also had a lot of Broadway.

so you'd get girls playing around, having fun, trying to dance to Rodgers and Hammerstein, Andrew Lloyd Webber, Stephen Sondheim...

the way he described it, "they were more concerned with the rhythm than with the lyrics" but some of that sh*t got weird especially when you had girls trying to dance to Jesus Christ Superstar.

so pretty much, if he had it on cd, chances are some girl somewhere tried dancing to it.
 
2013-02-26 02:45:58 PM
How about the theme song to Barney?

"I love you, you love me...:"
 
2013-02-26 02:46:22 PM
"Mother"
 
2013-02-26 02:51:31 PM
the $5 footlong jingle from Subway
 
2013-02-26 02:52:02 PM

NittLion78: the $5 footlong jingle from Subway


Whoa...and Februany is over in two days!
 
2013-02-26 02:52:39 PM

Slives: How about the theme song to Barney?

"I love you, you love me...:"


"...long time"?
 
2013-02-26 02:55:48 PM
YMCA
 
2013-02-26 02:56:28 PM

jasonvatch: YMCA


Depends on the type of strip club.
 
2013-02-26 02:56:58 PM
Not sure if this is good, or bad: Channel 3 - You Make Me Feel Cheap
 
2013-02-26 02:59:00 PM

jasonvatch: YMCA


And some enterprising dancers could find a way to spell the letters out in other ways.
 
2013-02-26 03:00:33 PM
The best striptease I've ever seen was a gal in a fur bikini stripping and grinding and humping to the "Battle of Evermore".
Loved it.
 
2013-02-26 03:09:00 PM
Theme Song to Spongebob Squarepants
 
2013-02-26 03:12:09 PM
the theme song for 60 Minutes
 
2013-02-26 03:19:01 PM
"You Suffer" - Napalm Death

Anything off Pop Tatari by the Boredoms
 
2013-02-26 03:20:58 PM

Trivia Jockey: "Detachable Penis" by Primus


King Missile did that song, you freaking savage.
 
2013-02-26 03:24:11 PM
Feelings.
 
2013-02-26 03:26:47 PM
Tear you apart - She Wants Revenge

Janie's got a gun - Aerosmith

Yackety Sax
 
2013-02-26 03:28:27 PM
Luka
 
2013-02-26 03:29:17 PM

cgraves67: Yackety Sax


I'd pay to see that.
 
2013-02-26 03:29:41 PM
"I've Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts."
"It's a Small World After All"
 
2013-02-26 03:30:20 PM
"My Ass Is On Fire" by Mr. Bungle
 
2013-02-26 03:32:00 PM
Lola, unless it was a gay strip club.
 
2013-02-26 03:32:01 PM
Anything by Phillip Glass
 
2013-02-26 03:32:57 PM
"Detachable Penis"
"Dude Looks Like a Lady"
"Dead Girls are Easy"
"Da Da Da"
 
2013-02-26 03:33:46 PM
Rape Me - Nirvana
 
2013-02-26 03:35:33 PM
Butterfly Kisses
 
2013-02-26 03:40:39 PM
TV Song, by Ministry
 
2013-02-26 03:46:49 PM
Has anyone mentioned "The Star Spangled Banner" yet?
 
2013-02-26 03:58:32 PM
Butterfly Kisses
 
2013-02-26 04:09:12 PM
"Why Does it Hurt When I Pee?"  -Zappa-
 
2013-02-26 04:17:43 PM
Bloodhound Gang - A Lapdance Is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying.
 
2013-02-26 04:23:25 PM
Big Bottom by Spinal Tap.
 
2013-02-26 04:26:04 PM
How about the Kazakhstani national anthem?
 
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