Trivia Jockey: "Detachable Penis" by Primus

That was King Missile, not Primus.

O Come, O Come, Emmanuel

littlett's: I want a lap dance to the full version of Layla.

You got it kiddo.

Paradise By the Dashboard Light

It would cost damn near $100 for a lapdance to this one.

My wife once watched a 40+ year old stripper dancing to "Great Wide Open".

Nabb1: Trivia Jockey: "Detachable Penis" by Primus

That was King Missile, not Primus.


Ah you're right.  Thanks.

"Maps" by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs

"Mama" by Genesis

Trivia Jockey: "Cat's in the Cradle" by Harry Chapin

Not 30,000 Pounds Of Bananas?


How about "Convoy"?

Let me smell yo' dick.

I_Am_Weasel: Trivia Jockey: "Cat's in the Cradle" by Harry Chapin

Not 30,000 Pounds Of Bananas?


How about "Convoy"?


I was going for the "I miss my children" vibe.

Timmy the Tumor: Let me smell yo' dick.

No, that one is quite appropriate.

Um, I've heard.

downstairs: O Come, O Come, Emmanuel


"I came."

spcMike: littlett's: I want a lap dance to the full version of Layla.

You got it kiddo.

SCORE! 7 minute lap dance!

littlett's: SCORE! 7 minute lap dance!

If you don't think that one would cost double, you're fooling yourself.  That's like automatic champagne room material.

I've heard.

"Loomer" by My Bloody Valentine.

so I used to be friends with a strip-club's DJ and he would tell me how during slow times, the girls would actually play this game that we're playing right now. this was back when all of his music was on cd's, so if he had it, he'd play it for them.

he also worked weddings, so he had the usual catalog of religious songs, slow songs, daddy-daughter songs.

TV theme-compilations were always fun for the girls... short songs/tv themes worked well for these slow-time antics.

Flintstones were a favorite, M*A*S*H, Mission Impossible, Hawaii Five-O.

he also had a lot of Broadway.

so you'd get girls playing around, having fun, trying to dance to Rodgers and Hammerstein, Andrew Lloyd Webber, Stephen Sondheim...

the way he described it, "they were more concerned with the rhythm than with the lyrics" but some of that sh*t got weird especially when you had girls trying to dance to Jesus Christ Superstar.

so pretty much, if he had it on cd, chances are some girl somewhere tried dancing to it.

How about the theme song to Barney?

"I love you, you love me...:"

NittLion78: the $5 footlong jingle from Subway

Whoa...and Februany is over in two days!

Slives: How about the theme song to Barney?

"I love you, you love me...:"

"...long time"?

YMCA

jasonvatch: YMCA

Depends on the type of strip club.

Not sure if this is good, or bad: Channel 3 - You Make Me Feel Cheap

jasonvatch: YMCA

And some enterprising dancers could find a way to spell the letters out in other ways.

Theme Song to Spongebob Squarepants

the theme song for 60 Minutes

Trivia Jockey: "Detachable Penis" by Primus

King Missile did that song, you freaking savage.

Luka

cgraves67: Yackety Sax

I'd pay to see that.

Lola, unless it was a gay strip club.

Butterfly Kisses

Has anyone mentioned "The Star Spangled Banner" yet?

Bloodhound Gang - A Lapdance Is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying.

Big Bottom by Spinal Tap.

How about the Kazakhstani national anthem?