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(Fark)   Okay, based on the greenlit thread of the ten most common strip club songs, what would the absolute WORST song to request at a strip club?   (fark.com) divider line 677
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2013-02-26 01:45:22 PM
The Star-Spangled Banner
 
2013-02-26 01:45:29 PM
"We Don't Have to Take Our Clothes Off"
 
2013-02-26 01:45:33 PM
strange thing is, some songs that you may think are counter-intuitive for stripping actually work quite well.

from experience, I have witnessed Mr. Mister -Broken Wings and Sinead O'Connor- Nothing Compares 2U. and both of those were stripped-to extremely well.

/makes me wonder if someone can pull-off Bette Midler-The Rose.
 
2013-02-26 01:46:08 PM

The_Sponge: Waaaah?  That's a decent song for a strip club.


I was thinking of the lyrics.
 
2013-02-26 01:46:35 PM

James72: The Star-Spangled Banner


Marvin Gaye's version could work.
 
2013-02-26 01:46:47 PM

JerseyTim: "We Don't Have to Take Our Clothes Off"


Only if they serve cherry wine.
 
2013-02-26 01:47:19 PM
Yakety Sax
 
2013-02-26 01:47:29 PM
Hurt, the Johnny Cash  version.
 
2013-02-26 01:47:39 PM

spcMike: Cats in the cradle


This guy gets it.
 
2013-02-26 01:48:10 PM

spcMike: James72: The Star-Spangled Banner

Marvin Gaye's version could work.


But everyone would have to stand up and face the flag
 
2013-02-26 01:48:13 PM

dolphkhan: Dur dur d'être bébé



Hmmmmm.....I think Beavis and Butthead showed that Eurotrash music video years ago.
 
2013-02-26 01:49:54 PM

calbert: strange thing is, some songs that you may think are counter-intuitive for stripping actually work quite well.

from experience, I have witnessed Mr. Mister -Broken Wings and Sinead O'Connor- Nothing Compares 2U. and both of those were stripped-to extremely well.

/makes me wonder if someone can pull-off Bette Midler-The Rose.



Any time is the right time for Mr. Mister.
 
2013-02-26 01:50:06 PM
You Light Up My Life
 
2013-02-26 01:50:15 PM
Nobody votes for It's Raining Men?

we are talking a normal strip club, rather than a gay one, right?
 
2013-02-26 01:50:27 PM
One Piece at a Time by Johnny Cash
 
2013-02-26 01:50:57 PM
Like a Rolling Stone
 
2013-02-26 01:51:34 PM
The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
 
2013-02-26 01:52:39 PM
1812 Overture
 
2013-02-26 01:52:51 PM
Eric Clapton- Tears in Heaven
 
2013-02-26 01:52:52 PM
God Bless the USA
 
2013-02-26 01:53:26 PM

valanienna: The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald


ha! was just going to say that


:)
 
2013-02-26 01:54:20 PM
One Banana, Two Banana, Three Banana, Four
 
2013-02-26 01:54:21 PM
Was gonna say the Imperial March...but that might actually work, somehow.
 
2013-02-26 01:54:22 PM
I want a lap dance to the full version of Layla.
 
2013-02-26 01:55:08 PM
She's Leaving Home
 
2013-02-26 01:55:13 PM

Skywolf the Scribbler: 1812 Overture


actually, the last few minutes would have more than just cannons blowing their loads!!
 
2013-02-26 01:55:45 PM
I want a lap dance to "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" so I can get my money's worth.
 
2013-02-26 01:56:34 PM
Poppa Was A Rolling Stone
 
2013-02-26 01:56:39 PM

Ras-Algethi: Strange Fruit by Billie Holiday


I think that's the winner.
 
2013-02-26 01:57:44 PM
The Entertainer by Scott Joplin
 
2013-02-26 01:58:27 PM
oh and I've also seen stripping to REM- Everybody Hurts... it started out with one performer and then she was joined by a friend... it was actually really well done and their routine matched the song extremely well.

/lots of sad-boners to that one.
 
2013-02-26 01:58:41 PM
Kim - Eminem
 
2013-02-26 02:00:45 PM
Lightning Crashes
 
2013-02-26 02:01:25 PM
Fripp and Eno, "An Index of Metals."
Frank Zappa, "Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?"
 
2013-02-26 02:06:28 PM
My best friend is a huge Jimmy Buffett fan, during the requisite trip to a strip club during his bachelor party I paid the dj and a stripper to play/strip to "5 o'clock somewhere", the only Buffett song they had. Not a really great stripping song btw.
 
2013-02-26 02:07:29 PM
Wh the hell requests songs at a skrip club?
 
2013-02-26 02:08:21 PM
"Oh Daddy" Fleetwood Mac

"The Freshmen" Verve Pipe
 
2013-02-26 02:08:29 PM
"Detachable Penis" by Primus
 
2013-02-26 02:09:25 PM

The Snow Dog: The Bloodhound Gang A Lap Dance is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying


We are done here.
 
2013-02-26 02:09:53 PM
"Her Majesty" by the Beatles.  Only because it's 23 seconds long.

And the DJ would STILL probably cut it short.
 
2013-02-26 02:10:11 PM
"Me and a Gun" by Tori Amos.
 
2013-02-26 02:10:26 PM

Solty Dog: Stinkfist by Tool

Anything by The Mentors


Golden Showers would be perfect
 
2013-02-26 02:10:28 PM
"Memories"
"Her Ghost in the Fog" (Cradle of Filth)
"I Killed a Stripper and Am About to Kill You, Too, Destiny, You Giant Slut"  (Okay, that one wasn't a song request as much as it was something I wrote on the napkin.)
 
2013-02-26 02:11:10 PM
Daddy's Little Girl
 
2013-02-26 02:12:42 PM
"Out of Step" by Minor Threat
 
2013-02-26 02:12:56 PM
"Thank Heaven for Little Girls" from "Gigi"
 
2013-02-26 02:13:31 PM
"Too Drunk to F*ck" by the Dead Kennedys
 
2013-02-26 02:13:38 PM
"Fat Bottom Girls" might piss off some of the strippers.
 
2013-02-26 02:14:01 PM
Any song that lasts longer the five minutes.

/girls will be working hard on a lap dance longer than that.
 
2013-02-26 02:14:13 PM
"Cat's in the Cradle" by Harry Chapin
 
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