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(Fark)   Okay, based on the greenlit thread of the ten most common strip club songs, what would the absolute WORST song to request at a strip club?   (fark.com) divider line 677
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2013-02-26 01:21:05 PM
I was at a club one time, talking with a dancer, when we both realized that "Smooth Criminal" was playing and decided that... yeah, that wasn't the greatest song selection for a strip club.
 
2013-02-26 01:23:01 PM
"Afternoon Delight".
 
2013-02-26 01:23:24 PM
Lord I Lift Your Name On High
 
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2013-02-26 01:23:42 PM
O Holy Night
 
2013-02-26 01:23:45 PM
How about the "I don't want her, you can have her, she's too fat for me polka?"
 
2013-02-26 01:24:30 PM
"Date Rape" by Sublime
 
2013-02-26 01:25:31 PM
Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head
 
2013-02-26 01:25:35 PM
Anything by Todd Rundgren.
 
2013-02-26 01:25:39 PM
At Seventeen
 
2013-02-26 01:25:54 PM
"In the Ghetto"

Actually, it's even a bad idea to request it for a lounge singer in Vegas.  I did, (at the Tropicana), and it caused some old guy in the back to fall asleep...I shiat you not.
 
2013-02-26 01:25:58 PM
Those Sarah McLachlan songs in the SPCA commercials.
 
2013-02-26 01:26:47 PM
Anything by Barney or The Wiggles.
 
2013-02-26 01:26:53 PM
"Blowjob Betty" by Too Short - I mean, its about a hooker that dies.
 
2013-02-26 01:27:23 PM

robinmi: Those Sarah McLachlan songs in the SPCA commercials.



But a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying.
 
2013-02-26 01:27:55 PM
Cats in the cradle
 
2013-02-26 01:28:16 PM

The_Sponge: robinmi: Those Sarah McLachlan songs in the SPCA commercials.


But a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying.


Last time she was crying...all I've got to say is I've never been so hard.
 
2013-02-26 01:28:54 PM
Muskrat Love.
 
2013-02-26 01:28:57 PM
"Man of Constant Sorrow"
 
2013-02-26 01:30:34 PM
Stinkfist by Tool

Anything by The Mentors
 
2013-02-26 01:31:01 PM
Swans - Mother, My Body Disgusts Me

Cannibal Corpse - Hammer Smashed Face

John Cage - 4:33

The Wiggles - Fruit Salad
 
2013-02-26 01:31:21 PM
ProTip:
When the server gives your change back in ones, these bills are not intended for going up to the DJ and requesting songs.
 
2013-02-26 01:31:22 PM
Me Llaman Calle
 
2013-02-26 01:32:41 PM
The Bloodhound Gang A Lap Dance is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying
 
2013-02-26 01:32:43 PM
Roly Poly (Daddy's Little Fatty)by Bob Wills and The Texas Playboys
 
2013-02-26 01:32:54 PM
Wedding March

Ode to Joy
 
2013-02-26 01:33:13 PM
Just once I want a lap dance to O Fortuna
 
2013-02-26 01:33:16 PM
Father Figure
Fat Bottomed Girls
Tears in Heaven
 
2013-02-26 01:33:31 PM

Endive Wombat: Last time she was crying...all I've got to say is I've never been so hard.



Heh....seriously....that sounds like it could be a line from that famous song by The Bloodhound Gang.
 
2013-02-26 01:33:54 PM
The Sarah McGlachlan song "answer".
 
2013-02-26 01:33:56 PM
American Pie
 
2013-02-26 01:34:32 PM

ahab: Fat Bottomed Girls


Are  you kidding me?  That would be an awesome song for a strip club.
 
2013-02-26 01:34:43 PM

The_Sponge: robinmi: Those Sarah McLachlan songs in the SPCA commercials.


But a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying.


Dang.((Tiny Fist))
 
2013-02-26 01:34:46 PM

ahab: Father Figure
Fat Bottomed Girls
Tears in Heaven


I would tip extra for a stripper to dance to fat bottom girls.
 
2013-02-26 01:35:47 PM
Free Your Mind - Envouge
 
2013-02-26 01:36:01 PM
Fish Heads
 
2013-02-26 01:36:09 PM
The Rainbow Connection
Jesus is Just Alright
Somewhere Over the Rainbow
The Living Years
 
2013-02-26 01:36:27 PM
"(They Long to Be) Close to You"
 
2013-02-26 01:37:15 PM
God Save the Queen
 
2013-02-26 01:37:22 PM
"Brick"
 
2013-02-26 01:37:28 PM

Solty Dog: Free Your Mind - Envouge



Waaaah?  That's a decent song for a strip club.

/Gives me flashbacks to 8th grade.
 
2013-02-26 01:38:03 PM
I'm currently listening to Someone Saved My Life Tonight by Elton John.
So...any schmaltzy Elton John song.
 
2013-02-26 01:38:13 PM

JerseyTim: "Brick"


awwwwwesome
 
2013-02-26 01:38:24 PM
Anything by The Dave Matthews Band.
 
2013-02-26 01:38:40 PM
The Rose
 
2013-02-26 01:39:39 PM

calbert: The Living Years


Snort
 
2013-02-26 01:40:17 PM
The #1 Answer:

Christmas Shoes
 
2013-02-26 01:42:03 PM
MacArthur Park
 
2013-02-26 01:42:44 PM
Strange Fruit by Billie Holiday
 
2013-02-26 01:44:27 PM

spcMike: Cats in the cradle


That's a good one... half the patrons would be looking at their watches and asking for their tabs.

The_Sponge: ahab: Fat Bottomed Girls

Are  you kidding me?  That would be an awesome song for a strip club.


I agree.  Also, as a Navy vet I've been to some strip clubs where that should have been their anthem.  D-:
 
2013-02-26 01:45:02 PM
Dur dur d'être bébé
 
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