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(South Jersey Courier-Post)   Poll reveals Democrats prefer bagels, Republicans like donuts, and Libertarians say that breakfast isn't in the Constitution   (courierpostonline.com) divider line 59
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2013-02-26 02:40:46 PM
I concur with Submitter. Libertarians don't do breakfast because it ain't in the US Constitution.

I would think Republicans are more partial to Krispy Kreme donuts than Dunkin' Donuts, IMHO.
 
2013-02-26 02:56:41 PM
 
2013-02-26 02:59:37 PM
Because liberuls are Jews?  Is that what you are saying?
 
2013-02-26 03:01:21 PM
www.sogoodblog.com
 
2013-02-26 03:01:29 PM
I like both bagels and donuts, but I don't usually eat breakfast.  So what am I?
 
2013-02-26 03:02:01 PM
Glad we got that setttled. Now about that sequester...
 
2013-02-26 03:04:35 PM
Lutefisk?
 
2013-02-26 03:06:25 PM
Incorrect.

The Ninth:
 The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people.

I'll eat what I want, who I want, when I want.

/eats breakfast for supper
 
2013-02-26 03:06:31 PM

PanicMan: I like both bagels and donuts, but I don't usually eat breakfast.  So what am I?


Male.

I think it's better to analyze the data by "more women prefer X and more women vote Democrat therefore more Democrats prefer X."
 
2013-02-26 03:06:35 PM
Attitudes differ greatly between the parties when it comes to vegans. Amongst Democrats, 48 percent have a positive opinion of vegans to just 22 percent with a negative opinion. Amongst Republicans, 41 percent have a negative opinion of vegans while 31 percent have a positive opinion.

I'm a bagel-lover who thinks vegans are silly.  What does that make me?
 
2013-02-26 03:06:44 PM
Déjà vu
 
2013-02-26 03:08:05 PM
I'd like a nice hot steaming plate of Repeat, with an appetizer of Not Paying Attention.
 
2013-02-26 03:09:24 PM
What about second breakfast?
 
2013-02-26 03:11:09 PM

PanicMan: I like both bagels and donuts, but I don't usually eat breakfast.  So what am I?


Apolitical, apparently.
 
2013-02-26 03:12:43 PM

Arkanaut: Attitudes differ greatly between the parties when it comes to vegans. Amongst Democrats, 48 percent have a positive opinion of vegans to just 22 percent with a negative opinion. Amongst Republicans, 41 percent have a negative opinion of vegans while 31 percent have a positive opinion.

I'm a bagel-lover who thinks vegans are silly.  What does that make me?


A vegan bigot.
 
2013-02-26 03:13:09 PM
I am trying to see the two sides of this issue because what you are seeing is that one side of this does the suggestion upon which the Republicans are more likely to have the condition of the thyroid.  The other side of this is that upon which is saying that the welfare queens are more likely to have the condition of the thyroid.  For the example this is the typical Republican who does the regular doughnut eatings:

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As can be seen by this both are quite the obese disgusting individuals and probably do consume the nuts upon which are made of the dough which is quite the funny thing if you think of this because unless Leroy is doing the teabagging of these before they have the fryer treatment then this is not the thing upon which is thought of by me as having the nuts despite the names of these.  I do the multiple linear regression here however because the point is that these are the typical Republicans upon which we can see yes they have the condition of the thyroid which does the requirement of the nuts made of the dough.  However I would also like to demonstrate through the pictorials of the Democrats who also have the fatness:

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You see from the research of me this is Congresswoman Jennifer Laserelli (D--NY).  Perhaps I have the incorrection of this but something does the telling me that this is the democrat who also does the eating of the donenuts upon which it is something I say to you and that is do not judge the party by the fatness possessed by the others but instead by the stretch marks on the skin of these.  SEMPER FIOL!
 
2013-02-26 03:13:38 PM
I eat crullers and demand representation!
 
2013-02-26 03:13:46 PM
I had a bagel this morning. An "everything" bagel from Trader Joe's. Toasted, with whipped cream cheese on it. And two large mugs of extra-strong coffee with a little organic half-and-half in it. And then a couple bites of last night's roasted chicken.

You what that makes me? Mr. Farking Fabulous, biatches.
 
2013-02-26 03:13:58 PM
I am a political independent, yet I prefer donuts. Am I now obligated to reject my current support for legal same-sex marriage, health care reform, increased tax rates on higher income tax brackets, legal access to birth control and abortion and the rejection of religious instruction in public schools?

/Fortunately, my position on firearm regulation will require little revision.
 
2013-02-26 03:17:53 PM

Dimensio: I am a political independent,


No you are not this.  Everyone has the thought of being this.  You are not.  Shut up.  It does not give you the hipness but instead makes you more of the bag of the tools.
 
2013-02-26 03:18:53 PM
I wish Libertarians would put their money where their mouths are, and stop doing EVERYTHING that isn't in the constitution. For instance, I am pretty sure the constitution says nothing about breathing. Therefore, any Libertarians who breathe are hypocrites.
 
2013-02-26 03:20:25 PM

meow said the dog: Everyone has the thought of being this.


Here you are saying that it is the everyone that has this but I am not being of this thought in the head of my own.  I see your bag is also heavy to be carrying very far.
 
2013-02-26 03:21:29 PM

meow said the dog: I am trying to see the two sides of this issue because what you are seeing is that one side of this does the suggestion upon which the Republicans are more likely to have the condition of the thyroid.  The other side of this is that upon which is saying that the welfare queens are more likely to have the condition of the thyroid.  For the example this is the typical Republican who does the regular doughnut eatings:

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As can be seen by this both are quite the obese disgusting individuals and probably do consume the nuts upon which are made of the dough which is quite the funny thing if you think of this because unless Leroy is doing the teabagging of these before they have the fryer treatment then this is not the thing upon which is thought of by me as having the nuts despite the names of these.  I do the multiple linear regression here however because the point is that these are the typical Republicans upon which we can see yes they have the condition of the thyroid which does the requirement of the nuts made of the dough.  However I would also like to demonstrate through the pictorials of the Democrats who also have the fatness:

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 320x290]

You see from the research of me this is Congresswoman Jennifer Laserelli (D--NY).  Perhaps I have the incorrection of this but something does the telling me that this is the democrat who also does the eating of the donenuts upon which it is something I say to you and that is do not judge the party by the fatness possessed by the others but instead by the stretch marks on the skin of these.  SEMPER FIOL!


I salute you, you magnificent bastard.
 
2013-02-26 03:21:33 PM
you know what they call gulls that fly on the bay?

baygulls
 
2013-02-26 03:25:39 PM
ok, that made me laugh.
 
2013-02-26 03:26:48 PM
I prefer quiche over both bagels and donuts. I also eat my largest meal of the day in the morning so I don't turn into another one of the land whales such as the type that meow said the dog was so.... kind (?) cruel (?) to post for us.

/political fence sitter
//aka "centrist"
 
2013-02-26 03:27:31 PM
I'm a proud card carrying member of the Bacon and Eggs for breakfast party!
 
2013-02-26 03:27:46 PM
ww3.hdnux.com

If you dig bagels, and dig corn bread, give these a shot. Farking awesome, with a little butter on them when toasted, tasty little breakfast snacks. I'm glad my local Price Chopper often has them on a Buy 1 Get 1 offer.
 
2013-02-26 03:30:51 PM
Poll reveals Republican male politicians prefer just-manufactured hot dogs, Democrat male politicians prefer tacos.

News at 11.
 
2013-02-26 03:31:23 PM
Attitudes differ greatly between the parties when it comes to vegans. Amongst Democrats, 48 percent have a positive opinion of vegans to just 22 percent with a negative opinion. Amongst Republicans, 41 percent have a negative opinion of vegans while 31 percent have a positive opinion.

So why would someone have a negative opinion about someone else based on whether they eat meat or not?
 
2013-02-26 03:33:00 PM

RoxtarRyan: [ww3.hdnux.com image 413x471]

If you dig bagels, and dig corn bread, give these a shot. Farking awesome, with a little butter on them when toasted, tasty little breakfast snacks. I'm glad my local Price Chopper often has them on a Buy 1 Get 1 offer.


Do you wash it down with a tall glass of:

simpsonswiki.net
 
2013-02-26 03:33:30 PM
I prefer bagels, but only with vast amounts of cream cheese. I'm confused.
 
2013-02-26 03:33:52 PM

Pincy: Attitudes differ greatly between the parties when it comes to vegans. Amongst Democrats, 48 percent have a positive opinion of vegans to just 22 percent with a negative opinion. Amongst Republicans, 41 percent have a negative opinion of vegans while 31 percent have a positive opinion.

So why would someone have a negative opinion about someone else based on whether they eat meat or not?


Let's be fair, a lot of vegans are kind of obnoxious about it. I try not to let it color my perception of the group as a whole, but some aren't quite so open minded.
 
2013-02-26 03:34:58 PM
 
2013-02-26 03:35:01 PM

buckler: I prefer bagels, but only with vast amounts of cream cheese. I'm confused.


It's okay, you're perfectly normal.  We accept you for you.
 
2013-02-26 03:35:54 PM
The Courier Post still exists?!

Good for them.
 
2013-02-26 03:37:21 PM

Pincy: Attitudes differ greatly between the parties when it comes to vegans. Amongst Democrats, 48 percent have a positive opinion of vegans to just 22 percent with a negative opinion. Amongst Republicans, 41 percent have a negative opinion of vegans while 31 percent have a positive opinion.

So why would someone have a negative opinion about someone else based on whether they eat meat or not?


Have you ever met a Republican?

Let me rephrase.

I assume you are not gay, a woman, black, latino, Muslim, transgendered, atheist, Jewish..... or vegan.
 
2013-02-26 03:40:41 PM
I LOLed at the headline.

Also, pancakes beat waffles and Freedom toast? WTH is wrong with you people?!
 
2013-02-26 03:42:42 PM
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2013-02-26 03:43:52 PM

coeyagi: Pincy: Attitudes differ greatly between the parties when it comes to vegans. Amongst Democrats, 48 percent have a positive opinion of vegans to just 22 percent with a negative opinion. Amongst Republicans, 41 percent have a negative opinion of vegans while 31 percent have a positive opinion.

So why would someone have a negative opinion about someone else based on whether they eat meat or not?

Have you ever met a Republican?

Let me rephrase.

I assume you are not gay, a woman, black, latino, Muslim, transgendered, atheist, Jewish..... or vegan.


Because for some people, the very existence of veganism is considered a challenge... Fightin' words.
 
2013-02-26 03:47:16 PM

coeyagi: Pincy: Attitudes differ greatly between the parties when it comes to vegans. Amongst Democrats, 48 percent have a positive opinion of vegans to just 22 percent with a negative opinion. Amongst Republicans, 41 percent have a negative opinion of vegans while 31 percent have a positive opinion.

So why would someone have a negative opinion about someone else based on whether they eat meat or not?

Have you ever met a Republican?

Let me rephrase.

I assume you are not gay, a woman, black, latino, Muslim, transgendered, atheist, Jewish..... or vegan.


Dude, there's a reason for that. If you hold a negative opinion of someone, you don't have to get all Jesus-like on them and actually, you know, be helpful. If you aren't helping when they need it because they're the wrong religion or skin tone or gender or sexual orientation or a filthy, tree-hugging, feminist, birkenstock wearing vegan, then you're helping keep the government small, which is good for all of us 'Murkans in the fight against the terriers. It even says so in the bible and the constitution, 'cuz Conservapedia told me so.

Or something like that.
 
2013-02-26 03:50:35 PM
I guess it depends.  Normally I eat a whole wheat English muffin with a small amount of peanut butter and some yogurt.  I'd rather have a biscuit, of course.  And biscuit means gravy.  Oh, yeah.
 
2013-02-26 03:52:03 PM

Pincy: Attitudes differ greatly between the parties when it comes to vegans. Amongst Democrats, 48 percent have a positive opinion of vegans to just 22 percent with a negative opinion. Amongst Republicans, 41 percent have a negative opinion of vegans while 31 percent have a positive opinion.

So why would someone have a negative opinion about someone else based on whether they eat meat or not?


I don't know.  I only hate the ones that are assholes about it.
 
2013-02-26 04:11:47 PM
The libertarians I know don't even know what is and is not in the Constitution.  For instance, it's implied, but nowhere does it say you have the right to privacy.  If a Libertarian said breakfast wasn't in there, I'd be compelled to double check.

//Plus I'm eating a bagel at the moment, so big kick.
 
2013-02-26 04:30:58 PM

Lionel Mandrake: Pincy: Attitudes differ greatly between the parties when it comes to vegans. Amongst Democrats, 48 percent have a positive opinion of vegans to just 22 percent with a negative opinion. Amongst Republicans, 41 percent have a negative opinion of vegans while 31 percent have a positive opinion.

So why would someone have a negative opinion about someone else based on whether they eat meat or not?

I don't know.  I only hate the ones that are assholes about it.


Exactly.  There are going to be a minority of assholes in any large group of people.  So hate them, no problem.  But to say you hate vegans in general just because they are vegans doesn't make much sense.
 
2013-02-26 04:35:04 PM
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2013-02-26 04:38:11 PM

Pincy: Lionel Mandrake: Pincy: Attitudes differ greatly between the parties when it comes to vegans. Amongst Democrats, 48 percent have a positive opinion of vegans to just 22 percent with a negative opinion. Amongst Republicans, 41 percent have a negative opinion of vegans while 31 percent have a positive opinion.

So why would someone have a negative opinion about someone else based on whether they eat meat or not?

I don't know.  I only hate the ones that are assholes about it.

Exactly.  There are going to be a minority of assholes in any large group of people.  So hate them, no problem.  But to say you hate vegans in general just because they are vegans doesn't make much sense.


Yup...I also hate the people that are assholes to vegans.

/not a vegan never no way!
//had a vegan girlfriend.  We hardly ever talked about it.
 
2013-02-26 04:58:12 PM

max_pooper: RoxtarRyan: [ww3.hdnux.com image 413x471]

If you dig bagels, and dig corn bread, give these a shot. Farking awesome, with a little butter on them when toasted, tasty little breakfast snacks. I'm glad my local Price Chopper often has them on a Buy 1 Get 1 offer.

Do you wash it down with a tall glass of:

[simpsonswiki.net image 200x327]


I prefer
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-26 04:58:45 PM
Never liked bagels. They're too hard. Donuts are nice, but not for breakfast - those are treats. Same with danishes.

If I want bread at breakfast, it's TOAST.

/liberal
 
2013-02-26 05:27:29 PM
Whey protein powder, fat free yogurt, frozen banana and strawberry in a blender.

/sometimes peach, plum, or apricot instead
//don't have to be to the gym in 26 minutes; I went at lunch
 
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