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(The New York Times)   "The medical examiner's office will determine the cause of the woman's death." Given the fact that she was found in 4 bags, I think we can rule out natural causes (link fixed)   (nytimes.com) divider line 16
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2013-02-26 03:30:57 PM  
3 votes:
Subby, I think it's too early to go out on a limb. The police still need time to put two and two together, so let's not get ahead of ourselves.
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2013-02-26 02:37:51 PM  
3 votes:
I don't know.  I've been told that some people just fall to pieces at the smallest thing.
2013-02-26 03:48:35 PM  
2 votes:
I have a feeling Bronymedic is destroying evidence as we speak.
2013-02-26 03:36:30 PM  
2 votes:

Paris1127: Subby, I think it's too early to go out on a limb. The police still need time to put two and two together, so let's not get ahead of ourselves.


That's not very humerus.  We kneed to keep abreast of the situation, keep a level head, and not stick our neck out too far.  We don't have a leg to stand on, and hope steady hands guide the investigation, tooth and nail, eyeing all potential heels that could have done such an evil deed.  It is tough to stomach, but with a strong heart we will conquer, no ifs, ands, or butts.  also, vagina.
2013-02-26 02:39:42 PM  
2 votes:
Separation anxiety?
2013-02-27 03:14:03 AM  
1 votes:
I Dismember Mama
2013-02-26 03:59:10 PM  
1 votes:

MaxxLarge: I'm thinking "suicide" is also off the table.


Now now let's not be hasty here. There are things to consider like if the suspect is the son of a wealthy industrial tycoons or a politician.
2013-02-26 03:55:22 PM  
1 votes:
So that was Mrs. Lundegaard on the floor in there. And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper. And those three people in Brainerd. And for what? For a little bit of money. There's more to life than a little money, you know. Don'tcha know that? And here ya are, and it's a beautiful day. Well. I just don't understand it.
2013-02-26 03:50:30 PM  
1 votes:

Anderson's Pooper: BronyMedic: /Desecration of human remains is not a felony.

You may want to check that.  I have a client who did 3 years for Abuse of a Corpse.


Does he masturbate to photos of livestock?
do the "Silence of the Lambs" dance to Christian Rock?
Eat feces and quotes from "Deliverance"?
And fights with his imaginary playmate Vince?
2013-02-26 03:47:43 PM  
1 votes:

Carn: Ground up and in the freezer.  Jeez, get it right.


www.biography.com

Likes the cut of your jib
2013-02-26 03:45:44 PM  
1 votes:

Anderson's Pooper: I have a client who did 3 years for Abuse of a Corpse.


what did he do?  make a bong out of the head?  pump some hot loads into it?  Weekend at Bernie's?
2013-02-26 03:43:24 PM  
1 votes:
Ground up and in the freezer.  Jeez, get it right.
2013-02-26 03:41:55 PM  
1 votes:

BronyMedic: /Desecration of human remains is not a felony.


You may want to check that.  I have a client who did 3 years for Abuse of a Corpse.
2013-02-26 03:38:11 PM  
1 votes:
Four bags? Pfft. Amateur!

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2013-02-26 03:33:09 PM  
1 votes:

The Stealth Hippopotamus: MaxxLarge: I'm thinking "suicide" is also off the table.

I dont think so.


After all you could dive into a wood chipper.


Those poor college kids and their suicide pact.
2013-02-26 02:22:39 PM  
1 votes:
I'm thinking "suicide" is also off the table.
 
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