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(The New York Times)   "The medical examiner's office will determine the cause of the woman's death." Given the fact that she was found in 4 bags, I think we can rule out natural causes (link fixed)   (nytimes.com) divider line 74
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2013-02-26 03:56:30 PM

lordargent: Four bags? Pfft. Amateur!

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Hah, I just started watching the second season this week. More garbage bags than the first one.
 
2013-02-26 03:56:48 PM

ladyfortuna: BronyMedic: calbert: fwiw subby, she actually could've died from natural causes and then the dismemberment occurred.

that's why they perform an autopsy.

Came here to say this. It'a not murder if you shoot a corpse in the head. And it's not rape if you crack a cold one.

/Desecration of human remains is not a felony.

I'm guessing that depends on the state, but since I'm about to be inundated with fellow students around me, I will NOT be researching this, sorry. Otherwise I would.


I think it's a felony in most states, but in some, such as mine (Pennsylvania), it's only a misdemeanor.

/I worry about some of the things I just "happen" to know
 
2013-02-26 03:58:05 PM
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2013-02-26 03:59:10 PM

MaxxLarge: I'm thinking "suicide" is also off the table.


Now now let's not be hasty here. There are things to consider like if the suspect is the son of a wealthy industrial tycoons or a politician.
 
2013-02-26 03:59:55 PM
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2013-02-26 04:00:25 PM

metallion: exvaxman: Heck, my old mob infested neighborhood had a neighbor stabbed eight times in the back. Suicide according to the medical examiner.

In the county over from the one I live in, a pretty wealthy man shot a guy in the back three times, who was 100+ feet away from him, according to the forensic analysis.  The death was ruled self-defense...


There was a case not terribly long ago here where someone was found shot in the head (the bullet entered the front of the head), with their hands bound behind their back.  "Detectives are not suspecting foul play."
 
2013-02-26 04:02:26 PM

CruiserTwelve: Link requires registration. Bad subby, bad.


BuckTurgidson: CruiserTwelve: Link requires registration. Bad subby, bad.


Yeah for some people it seems to. Could it be because I'm in Canada? Where are you 2 located?

Well, I toyed around with the URL, and

VOILA :D

Let me know if that worked for you!
 
2013-02-26 04:02:27 PM

Tom_Slick: She was poisoned, stabbed, shot, hung, stretched, disembowled, drawn and quartered.


Tom_Slick: She was poisoned, stabbed, shot, hung, stretched, disembowled, drawn and quartered.


Ahhh

Suicide.
 
2013-02-26 04:02:33 PM

BronyMedic: Came here to say this. It'a not murder if you shoot a corpse in the head.


Not quite.  NC vs. Simpson does indicate that it is not murder to shoot a person if the defendant knows that the person they are shooting is already dead.  If it turns out that the defendant was under the impression that the deceased was alive when the act was committed, then they can still be charged and tried for murder.

 And it's not rape if you crack a cold one.

/Desecration of human remains is not a felony.


Where do you live?  Pretty much every state in the US, and most of the industrialized world has this one on the books as a crime.
 
2013-02-26 04:06:14 PM

meathome:

 And it's not rape if you crack a cold one.

/Desecration of human remains is not a felony.

Where do you live?  Pretty much every state in the US, and most of the industrialized world has this one on the books as a crime.


he's saying it's not a felony. not that it's not a crime.
 
2013-02-26 04:07:27 PM

BronyMedic: calbert: fwiw subby, she actually could've died from natural causes and then the dismemberment occurred.

that's why they perform an autopsy.

Came here to say this. It'a not murder if you shoot a corpse in the head. And it's not rape if you crack a cold one.

/

And I'm praying to God that sexual Desecration of human remains is not a felony.

FTFY
 
2013-02-26 04:08:07 PM
Well, since it's behind a paywall I don't give a damn.

If she's getting a social security check or something similar I'd have to state it could be natural causes but fraud.
 
2013-02-26 04:08:11 PM
So one bag in four is not five.
 
2013-02-26 04:09:15 PM
4 bags? Can be done by yourself

1. Get 4 zipper close bags
2. Put one inside of another
3. Climb into the insidemost bag
4. Starting with the outside bag, zipper them closed
5. Wait

Ohhhh...you meant 4 geographically separated bags. My bad.
Carry on.

/log in sux
//NYT sux
 
2013-02-26 04:12:29 PM

www.golf-mavin.com

BronyMedic:
It'a not murder if you shoot a corpse in the head. And it's not rape if you crack a cold one.



A flute without holes, is not a flute. And a doughnut without a hole, is a Danish.  Funny guy, Basho.

/Obscure?
 
2013-02-26 04:13:21 PM
My first guess would be exanguination due to disarticulation the subsequent disincorporation.

/but thats me.
 
2013-02-26 04:13:27 PM
this story has been updated, the victim has been identified and apparently they've arrested her 22-year-old son for this.

Link
/the story has been updating 'rapidly' so some info is changing.
 
2013-02-26 04:14:17 PM
Please Log In

fffffuuuuuuucccccccc

/link fail sauce.
 
2013-02-26 11:35:31 PM

Pants_Optional: The Stealth Hippopotamus: MaxxLarge: I'm thinking "suicide" is also off the table.

I dont think so.


After all you could dive into a wood chipper.

Those poor college kids and their suicide pact.


that movie was stupid... but funny.
 
2013-02-27 12:22:25 AM
My money is on choked on vomit.
 
2013-02-27 03:14:03 AM
I Dismember Mama
 
2013-02-27 04:10:21 AM

wildcardjack: Well, since it's behind a paywall I don't give a damn.

If she's getting a social security check or something similar I'd have to state it could be natural causes but fraud.


Bit'O'Gristle: Please Log In

fffffuuuuuuucccccccc

/link fail sauce.


See above solution by yours truly.
 
2013-02-27 05:13:18 AM

meathome: Where do you live?  Pretty much every state in the US, and most of the industrialized world has this one on the books as a crime.


I never said it wasn't a crime, I said it wasn't a felony in most states.

Amos Quito: / And I'm praying to God that sexual Desecration of human remains is not a felony.

FTFY


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Because I'm thinking, you remember that dead cat helicopter that caused so much outrage? Yeah, but with your dead grammy instead of the cat.
 
2013-02-27 05:14:28 AM
When police arrived, they found three other bags with remains on surrounding blocks. One contained a leg and an arm. In another, a portion of a torso with shoulders. In the third, a head.
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Hey, what do you like, the leg or the wing?
 
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