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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)   A Georgia teen just released from jail was tired of walking, so he took the bus. He is no longer released from jail   (blogs.ajc.com) divider line 79
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2013-02-26 02:21:22 PM
Apparently he's also bad at math.
 
2013-02-26 02:55:47 PM
I love the guy who wrote TFA. Hilarious.
 
2013-02-26 03:00:14 PM
"Apparently some people have a problem with this" IMO would have been a better headline ending

But that is just me, and I am a moran, so eh
 
2013-02-26 03:08:53 PM
Maybe he'll do everyone a favor and get tired of breathing, as well.
 
2013-02-26 03:17:06 PM
Fort Oglethorpe Detective James Leamon told CatoosaNews.com that Jonathan Cole Collins, 18, took bus No. 77 from the parking lot of Battlefield Primary School Feb. 1 and drove it eight miles to Chattanooga Valley Elementary School in neighboring Walker County.

"[Collins] stated that he had walked into Fort Oglethorpe from the Catoosa County Detention Center (a trip of about 6½ miles), and was getting tired. He saw the open bus door, the keys inside, and decided that he wasn't going to walk anymore," said Leamon.



So he had a total trip of 14 and a half miles to make, on foot? Shiat, I'd have stolen a bus too.
 
2013-02-26 04:00:44 PM
Listen I can see the two sides of this issue as someone who is the person who does the seeing of the issues from one side and then from the other side.  The first side of this is saying you should not steal the bus and especially the bus which has shortness because the latter of these is what is ridden by most of those on the Fark.com website tab of politics and for this reason it leads to much sympathy.  However if you are the person upon which is trying to do the change in the life of you then perhaps you must do the thinking of should I be the individual who is on the straight or the narrow.  Although it is known by me that homosexuality is the learned behaviour I am not speaking of sexual preference when I use the term of straight here.  Instead I am stating that the person should enjoy the turning of the life from crime and the beginning of this should involve the following and that is to not engage in the criminal behaviors such as the grand mal auto seizure from the other individual.

The other side of this says that you should do the listening to me and that is that these are the individuals who are often not given the exercising privileges and for the reason of this how is it expected by you that this individual does the walking of many miles for the reason of the entertainment to you?  I am asking this because I have the wonderment of it so you can tell me this and I would have the appreciation.  He is not the individual who should need to do the walking as the time of he was serviced by the men who work there and for this reason they should provide the ride to the town of he.  Maybe you will say that he is one who should do the exercise for losing the weight but this makes for you the bigot.

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2013-02-26 04:04:17 PM
School bus in question:

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2013-02-26 04:05:42 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: I love the guy who wrote TFA. Hilarious.


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2013-02-26 04:05:46 PM
He lacks reasoning and should be executed. Save us millions in tax dollars over the years.
 
2013-02-26 04:07:28 PM
He misses his cell mate.
 
2013-02-26 04:08:04 PM

Cup_O_Jo: He lacks reasoning and should be executed. Save us millions in tax dollars over the years.


You know what else would do the saving of money?  Executing the individuals with the high bills from the medical physician.  Know anyone like this?
 
2013-02-26 04:08:26 PM
Collins remained jailed Tuesday on theft charges. School bus drivers are advised to not leave the keys in unlocked vehicles the day he gets out.

LULZ!
 
2013-02-26 04:08:48 PM
Walking, a physical act similar to exercise, is dreadfully boring, which only partially explains the runaway success of MARTA.

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2013-02-26 04:09:17 PM
If he had walked, maybe someone would've offered him a job on the way.
 
2013-02-26 04:09:52 PM

Cup_O_Jo: He lacks reasoning and should be executed. Save us millions in tax dollars over the years.


Yeah. It will be interesting to see how the apologists react when he rapes some 12 year old girl in front of her parents, and then kills them, and leaves her to die duct-taped to a tree 10 miles from anywhere.

But I am sure he's a good kid deep down, right?

/please die in jail, cancer-on-society dude
 
2013-02-26 04:11:14 PM
...the very bedrock of society was rocked when a Flintstone, Ga., teen absconded...

Nicely done, local journalist person.
 
2013-02-26 04:11:26 PM
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2013-02-26 04:13:19 PM

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That is the face of someone that does not give a flying walking fark.
 
2013-02-26 04:14:09 PM
Well, I guess he preferred it in prison. Certainly has a satisfied smile.

If his parents are abusive meth heads or something, then I can't really fault his logic, only his imagination.
 
2013-02-26 04:15:05 PM
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Separated at birth?
 
2013-02-26 04:18:12 PM
These boots are made for walking, and that's just what they'll do
one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you.
 
2013-02-26 04:19:10 PM
No CDL B, no air, no passenger endorsement.  He is going to get ass raped by the state SOS. His promising life of civil service and the shining example he set with his ....oh god, who am i kidding? This guy's an asshole. Ship him off to some third world shiathole.
 
2013-02-26 04:19:20 PM

Theaetetus: So he had a total trip of 14 and a half miles to make, on foot? Shiat, I'd have stolen a bus too.


Yeah no kidding.  By the time they get out, they are (in theory) rehabilitated.  I think the least we could do is get them somewhere to get restarted on their life.  Maybe a free bus pass for the day or something.

Here's my favorite part:

ained jailed Tuesday on theft charges. School bus drivers are advised to not leave the keys in unlocked vehicles the d - See more at: http://blogs.ajc.com/news-to-me/2013/02/12/teen-tired-of-walking-stea l s-school-bus/#sthash.fvGx7Yy4.dpuf Collins remained jailed Tuesday on theft charges. School bus drivers are advised to not leave the keys in unlocked vehicles the day he gets out.

You know but it's cool to leave keys in their unlocked buses all other days.  Just not when this guy gets out.
 
2013-02-26 04:20:20 PM
So did the cops go BAM BAM on his Pebbles?
 
2013-02-26 04:20:23 PM
Sounds like he was lazy.
 
2013-02-26 04:24:14 PM
The handcuffs on the buss go "click click click, click click click, click click click"...
 
2013-02-26 04:25:44 PM

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: ...the very bedrock of society was rocked when a Flintstone, Ga., teen absconded...

Nicely done, local journalist person.


Give him another +1 for sarcastic "runaway success of MARTA", then -2 because MARTA doesn't run that far north.  Fort Oglethorpe is damn near the boonies.

Eighteen and no friends to pick him up upon release?  We haven't seen the last of this kid.
 
2013-02-26 04:27:01 PM
Cut off his feet and let him think for the rest of his life about how much he misses walking. Dumbfark.
 
2013-02-26 04:27:11 PM
Back to jail?

He'll have a gay old time!

/yabba dabba....ow ow ow go slower......
 
2013-02-26 04:28:56 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: Walking, a physical act similar to exercise, is dreadfully boring, which only partially explains the runaway success of MARTA.

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Yeah, the first time I heard that about 30 years ago I thought it was pretty lame. I cringe every time I hear that stale old phrase.
 
2013-02-26 04:31:08 PM

Cup_O_Jo: He lacks reasoning and should be executed. Save us millions in tax dollars over the years.


Nickster79: Maybe he'll do everyone a favor and get tired of breathing, as well.


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2013-02-26 04:32:36 PM
you'd think after being cooped up in a cell he'd be glad to stretch his legs.
 
2013-02-26 04:35:09 PM

meow said the dog: Listen I can see the two sides of this issue


I don't.
He should run a gauntlet.
 
2013-02-26 04:35:52 PM
What an intellectually disabled person.
 
2013-02-26 04:36:19 PM
February 12, 2013

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2013-02-26 04:36:56 PM

Quaker: Cup_O_Jo: He lacks reasoning and should be executed. Save us millions in tax dollars over the years.

Nickster79: Maybe he'll do everyone a favor and get tired of breathing, as well.

[facepalm.jpg]


You forgot mine. I'm on the warpath today and I want to cut off his feet.
 
2013-02-26 04:37:51 PM
Yabba dabba don't.
 
2013-02-26 04:39:51 PM
18 years old, no family, no friends, no money, no food, no house, no job.

What would you do?
 
2013-02-26 04:40:13 PM
He is also a young Jack Black, apparently.
 
2013-02-26 04:40:27 PM
Collins remained jailed Tuesday on theft charges. School bus drivers are advised to not leave the keys in unlocked vehicles the day he gets out. - See more at: http://blogs.ajc.com/news-to-me/2013/02/12/teen-tired-of-walking-stea l s-school-bus/#sthash.Icu0EmlT.dpuf Collins remained jailed Tuesday on theft charges. School bus drivers are advised to not leave the keys in unlocked vehicles the day he gets out.

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2013-02-26 04:41:22 PM
This reminds me of the time that a friend of mine and I were poking around the lot of a local paving company.  Jumped into one of the dump trucks.  The left the keys in a coffee cup stuck in the visor.  So I took it for a little drive.

Considering it was an enormous dump truck, it actually drove quite well.  The clutch was very cooperative.
So, I joyrode around the lot for a little while and parked the truck on a huge pile of gravel.

Never did get caught for that.

The only difference in this story is that, I was not in jail, and I didn't really steal anything.
 
2013-02-26 04:41:32 PM
Before you feel sorry for this guy for having to walk so far:
1. Consider the big smile on the mug shot. He misses prison food, or Bubba.
2. Consider that his mother, father, siblings and "friends" didn't care enough about him to pick him up when he was released. I am sure that says a lot about the kind of person he is.
 
2013-02-26 04:46:17 PM
api.thumbr.it
"Damn, I'm broke. My feet hurt. (Inside the mind of a car jacker) And that biatch is slippin."


/I guess he was down for whatever
 
2013-02-26 04:46:46 PM

gregscott: Before you feel sorry for this guy for having to walk so far:
1. Consider the big smile on the mug shot. He misses prison food, or Bubba.
2. Consider that his mother, father, siblings and "friends" didn't care enough about him to pick him up when he was released. I am sure that says a lot about the kind of person he is.


I could pull the seven year murdering spree of various individuals and the family of me would still have the love for me because they are not dirtscumbaglicks such as perhaps you would be if you think this is the appropriate treatment of the person who has engaged of crime to suggest that it is the fault of he as the opposition of the fault of the others for the choices of these individuals to not be the kind people to he.
 
2013-02-26 04:56:06 PM
meow said the dog:

I could pull the seven year murdering spree of various individuals and the family of me would still have the love for me because they are not dirtscumbaglicks such as perhaps you would be if you think this is the appropriate treatment of the person who has engaged of crime to suggest that it is the fault of he as the opposition of the fault of the others for the choices of these individuals to not be the kind people to he.

Not enough words in this sentence.
 
2013-02-26 04:57:39 PM
Kid might be psychopathic.  He just doesn't seem to learn.
 
2013-02-26 04:59:41 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: Walking, a physical act similar to exercise, is dreadfully boring, which only partially explains the runaway success of MARTA.

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Whoa!  I've never heard that one before. This guy is on the cutting edge of 1978.
 
2013-02-26 05:00:04 PM

meow said the dog: gregscott: Before you feel sorry for this guy for having to walk so far:
1. Consider the big smile on the mug shot. He misses prison food, or Bubba.
2. Consider that his mother, father, siblings and "friends" didn't care enough about him to pick him up when he was released. I am sure that says a lot about the kind of person he is.

I could pull the seven year murdering spree of various individuals and the family of me would still have the love for me because they are not dirtscumbaglicks such as perhaps you would be if you think this is the appropriate treatment of the person who has engaged of crime to suggest that it is the fault of he as the opposition of the fault of the others for the choices of these individuals to not be the kind people to he.


So if a scum bag murderer can be a nice enough guy to get a ride from his family or friends, doesn't that suggest that this guy is way down the list of what a likeable guy might be? Perhaps he even ranks below me!
 
2013-02-26 05:09:17 PM
Did he use his feet to get that Flintstone bus running and then to brake at the end? Just wondering...
 
2013-02-26 05:09:56 PM
Y'know would it really be that expensive for the jail to give released prisoners a ride into the nearest town if they don't have someone to pick them up?  Seems kind-a douchy to me...
 
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