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(WISHTV)   Hello, 911, I'd like to order a cheeseburger (w/ mug shot)   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, cheeseburgers, bench trial  
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12728 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Feb 2013 at 2:52 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-26 02:57:54 PM  
5 votes:
2013-02-26 03:19:41 PM  
2 votes:
Spent his life In-N-Out of the joint, just another Jack in the Box.
2013-02-26 03:14:45 PM  
2 votes:
Did they send the patty wagon to get him?  He's going to get grilled.  With all those priors, he may even fry.
2013-02-26 05:01:49 PM  
1 vote:

lordjupiter: And now after RTFA, I feel kinda sorry for the guy and hope he lands in rehab.

Or at least gets a fu*king cheeseburger.
2013-02-26 03:54:30 PM  
1 vote:
2013-02-26 03:35:19 PM  
1 vote:
Pfft...  He's an amateur...
2013-02-26 03:26:02 PM  
1 vote:
He's gonna have a whopper of a time in jail when he gets a 1/4 lb beef injection.
2013-02-26 02:59:40 PM  
1 vote:
I hope he enjoyed his jail-prepared  cheeseburger bologna sandwich.
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