LesserEvil: I hope he enjoyed his jail-prepared cheeseburger bologna sandwich.
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WhoopAssWayne: LesserEvil: I hope he enjoyed his jail-prepared cheeseburger bologna sandwich.Except in jail the bologna is green. Supposedly, it just fine that way, just not very aesthetic...... Supposedly.....
maram500: WhoopAssWayne: LesserEvil: I hope he enjoyed his jail-prepared cheeseburger bologna sandwich.Except in jail the bologna is green. Supposedly, it just fine that way, just not very aesthetic...... Supposedly.....I've had roast beef that was rainbow-colored in spots, and I'm still alive. I slapped it on French bread with mayo (goddamnitsomuch I'm white), Swiss cheese, and gravy (because gravy), and ate it with one hand and...played Jedi Outcast with the other./...if you know what I'm saying//Wink-wink, nudge-nudgeThe iridescence ("rainbow-like sheen") of the roast beef and ham you have noticed is due to the regular muscle fiber structure of the meat combined with water droplets to create a "diffraction grating". The reflection of light off the water in the regular fiber grating causes separation of colors much like happens with a prism.In the meat industry, it is known that the effect is enhanced when phosphates are used to increase the amount of water held in the meat. A dry meat surface scatters rather than diffracts or reflects light.Equivalent poultry products typically are made from white muscle as opposed to the red muscle of beef and pork products. White muscle tissue has a higher natural pH which changes the conformation of the proteins in the muscle fibers, so a much less noticeable rainbow effect occurs. Also, these products are typically lower in salt, which affects the swelling of the muscle fibers.
LesserEvil: I hope he enjoyed his jail-prepared cheeseburger bologna sandwich.[4.bp.blogspot.com image 250x165]
lordjupiter: And now after RTFA, I feel kinda sorry for the guy and hope he lands in rehab.
blottoman: He's gonna have a whopper of a time in jail when he gets a 1/4 lb beef injection.
jobskee: Pfft... He's an amateur...[encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 240x135]
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