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2013-02-26 01:46:56 PM
If I were the hotel employee I'd be worried about asking for ID. What pocket would he pull it out of?
 
2013-02-26 01:48:25 PM
Preserve that boy's innocence! He'll never see a man naked, not even himself!
 
2013-02-26 01:49:00 PM
right out of a bad comedy movie plot line...
 
2013-02-26 01:49:15 PM
Was that police academy 1 or 2?
 
2013-02-26 01:49:57 PM
Please be a chick. Please be a chick. Please be a chick.

*clicks link*

DAMMIT!
 
2013-02-26 01:50:04 PM
I think I would have opted to use a house phone on my floor instead of going all the way to the front desk.
 
2013-02-26 01:50:16 PM
I've had nightmares just like that.
 
2013-02-26 01:51:08 PM
www.benovsky.com
 
2013-02-26 01:51:25 PM

hugheric: Was that police academy 1 or 2?


The one where they put the adhesive in the dude's shampoo! Ends up outside with the garbage can lids. lol...

/"I love a man that eats shrimp like that"
//"REALLY???"
 
2013-02-26 01:51:27 PM
I'm betting this was not an accident. He dared himself to do it and he'll remember the incident fondly.
 
2013-02-26 01:51:53 PM

hugheric: Was that police academy 1 or 2?


Can't vouch for those flicks but it is definitely in  Sleepwalk With Me.
 
2013-02-26 01:52:15 PM

Nasty_McFilth: I think I would have opted to use a house phone on my floor instead of going all the way to the front desk.


I have never in my life seen a phone in a hotel hallway. At least not that I can recall or that I noticed.
 
2013-02-26 01:52:20 PM

Representative of the unwashed masses: Please be a chick. Please be a chick. Please be a chick.

*clicks link*

DAMMIT!


That's why I checked the comments before clicking the link. Now I don't have to see a naked dude.
 
2013-02-26 01:53:11 PM
Been waiting for this story to pop up on Fark. Not sure if this is real or staged though.
 
2013-02-26 01:53:37 PM
Asking him for his ID? That's like when I get locked out of my computer at work cause I forgot my pw and the help desk tells me they'll email me my new pw.  Why don't they just tell me to hit the "Any" key.
 
2013-02-26 01:53:45 PM
Never turn your back to a naked guy in a hotel elevator.
 
2013-02-26 01:53:51 PM
And the senator, while insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity.
 
2013-02-26 01:54:29 PM
FAKE!!!!

WhyTF wouldn't he ask the guys walking past to borrow a f*cking towel?
 
2013-02-26 01:54:33 PM
Let me guess. He was later charged as a sex offender?
 
2013-02-26 01:55:14 PM
Came for reference to the 'Mr. Bean' sketch, leaving satisfied ... content that others remember it as well.
 
2013-02-26 01:55:15 PM

fish500: FAKE!!!!

WhyTF wouldn't he ask the guys walking past to borrow a f*cking towel?


Or ask them to call the front desk for him...
 
2013-02-26 01:56:51 PM

hugheric: Was that police academy 1 or 2?


PROCTOR!
 
2013-02-26 01:59:05 PM
As a frequent traveler, I had my own encounter once.

I came out of my bathroom one morning and came face to face with this ugly, nasty overweight naked man standing in my room.  Took me a second and then realized I was looking at myself in the full length mirror.

//still it was scary.
 
2013-02-26 02:00:50 PM
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It coulda been worse...

/god i'm old, and the oscars suck.
 
2013-02-26 02:01:07 PM
I'm not buying it.  Along with the objections noted above, why would there be very clear audio recording at the front desk?
 
2013-02-26 02:01:23 PM
Kinda happened to me once. Locked out in just my towel, going for more ice. Front desk had a laugh.
 
2013-02-26 02:02:07 PM
Yeah, this smells a little fake for me. Notice how he takes sooo long to put his tray outside... just enough time to allow the door to close.
 
2013-02-26 02:05:19 PM
From the elevator pic:
Awkward ... mum hides her boy's face from their fellow passenger

No, Mom...you're supposed to use that as a 'teaching moment'.
"See Jimmy, Your dad has one just like that. He put it into me last night. Yours will get big like that, too"
 
2013-02-26 02:06:48 PM

wild9: Been waiting for this story to pop up on Fark. Not sure if this is real or staged though.


It's 107% staged.

1) There's no need to put the tray waaay out there in the hall.  In fact,  nobody puts the tray unless they're a total douche because it blocks the hall.  They put it in the niche right by the door.

2) Everyone knows the hotel doors close automatically and lock.  That's been the case for decades.

3) When two guys walked by, he didn't ask them to call the front desk for help.

4) He didn't pick up the gigantic tray to hide his shame.  Instead, he grabbed a couple of small napkins (or whatever they were).
 
2013-02-26 02:06:57 PM
narwhaler.com
 
2013-02-26 02:07:27 PM
My uncle did this about 20 years ago at a HoJo's in San Francisco.  He and his brothers went out drinking all night.  He woke up around 3 AM to take a wicked #2 and he stepped out the wrong door.  He banged on the door for a few minutes but no one else would wake up, so he decided to make a run for the lobby.  He lost the #2 in the elevator.  He managed to sneak into the lobby bathroom without being seen, then cleaned himself up and made himself a toilet paper diaper.
 
2013-02-26 02:07:31 PM
There is pretty much nothing you can do in a hotel, no matter how embarassing, that the staff won't have seen at least a dozen times unless they've just started working that week.
 
2013-02-26 02:07:32 PM

stonicus: fish500: FAKE!!!!

WhyTF wouldn't he ask the guys walking past to borrow a f*cking towel?

Or ask them to call the front desk for him...


Now you know the rules, if you are a  bad boy you can only get help from the from the front desk.
 
2013-02-26 02:13:11 PM

cynicalbastard: There is pretty much nothing you can do in a hotel, no matter how embarassing, that the staff won't have seen at least a dozen times unless they've just started working that week.


CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!!
 
2013-02-26 02:14:08 PM
nakedguyinelevator.jpg
Awkward ... mum hides her boy's face from their fellow passenger

How dumbassed is this woman to hide her boys face from something he has in his own pants?
 
2013-02-26 02:14:50 PM

Jument: Nasty_McFilth: I think I would have opted to use a house phone on my floor instead of going all the way to the front desk.

I have never in my life seen a phone in a hotel hallway. At least not that I can recall or that I noticed.


4 Star or higher will typical have them located in the elevator foyer.  Along with fresh cut flowers and nice sofas, so you don't have to stand while waiting for the elevator like some common slob.  Like you.
 
2013-02-26 02:17:29 PM
I worked as a night auditor in a couple hotels during college. At the first one, this nice looking young lady popped up at the desk. Litterally. She just popped up and stood very close to the counter. She wasn't nekkid but she was wearing a pretty sheer non lingerie type night clothes (she was reflected in the window of the lobby behind her). I just asked for her address, verified it and gave her a key. She then waited for me to turn my back. I had already seem everything in the reflection.

Second, better story: I was working third shift at another hotel. This one rented two rooms to a well known strip club and they let the dancers from other clubs stay there during the summer. At about 4 in the am, this very well blessed lady in a tuxedo top and men's underwear came in to the lobby. She needed a limo to go get the manager of the strip club. She had worked a golf charity event the day before and messed up. She thought she was going to be fired from her stripper job. I told her to go back to her room and I would get a Limo for her.

About five minutes later, she was back. Now in a thong and the tuxedo top that wasn't buttoned so the twins were making their presence known. Some guy came in to check out and mouthed "Thank you God" on his way out. I tried to get her back to the room before more people came in but she insisted on staying around. She was very animated and 'speedy'.

I finally got her back to her room and first shift came in. I warned them about her and took off for school. Next day, I learned that she had her boyfriend in the room (a no no), was already fired and when the limo showed up, they took off. The strip club was on the hook for a limo.

I know this story had very little with a nekkid person wandering around a hotel. I just enjoy telling it when ever possible.
 
2013-02-26 02:17:39 PM
Yeah, this was staged, why take the elevator and not the stairs,and like an above post said, why not get a towel from another room, and who walks out naked all the way into the hallway to put out dishes? Who I asks ya?
 
2013-02-26 02:18:12 PM

jtown: wild9: Been waiting for this story to pop up on Fark. Not sure if this is real or staged though.

It's 107% staged.

1) There's no need to put the tray waaay out there in the hall.  In fact,  nobody puts the tray unless they're a total douche because it blocks the hall.  They put it in the niche right by the door.

2) Everyone knows the hotel doors close automatically and lock.  That's been the case for decades.

3) When two guys walked by, he didn't ask them to call the front desk for help.

4) He didn't pick up the gigantic tray to hide his shame.  Instead, he grabbed a couple of small napkins (or whatever they were).


Yeah, never thought about that part. I always swing that little latch out to keep the door from closing when I walk to the hallway
 
2013-02-26 02:24:17 PM

Jument: Nasty_McFilth: I think I would have opted to use a house phone on my floor instead of going all the way to the front desk.

I have never in my life seen a phone in a hotel hallway. At least not that I can recall or that I noticed.


They're almost always in the elevator area...I see them all the time.  Not one of those things you'd notice unless you were looking for one though.  I do conferences so I'm always in need of a house phone.

"Hi, I locked myself out of my room and am buck naked...I'll be hiding behind the ice machine."
 
2013-02-26 02:26:14 PM
was also going to comment about not using tray to hide his shame.
 
2013-02-26 02:36:38 PM
That actually happened to a guy during a fire at Caesar's Palace Las Vegas when I was there.  He went out in the hall wearing only a towel to see why the fire alarm was sounding and the door locked behind him.

Fark:  While searching for an employee with a key, he runs into a local TV news crew with a female reporter who puts him on the tee vee.
 
2013-02-26 02:37:07 PM
Nasty_McFilth:  I do conferences so I'm always in need of a house phone.

"Hello, room service?  Send up an unlocked room."
 
2013-02-26 02:39:28 PM
I worked at a hotel. This isn't common but still happens more often than you'd think, especially with people who sleep walk.
 
2013-02-26 02:42:14 PM
Haha, this reminds me of the time I took my, then, boyfriend to a GWAR concert and he naked as Fark woke up as the door to our hotel was closing on him and he was standing in the hallway. He banged and screamed on the door, people were sticking their heads out saying oh lawd and then closing them, but I was drunk/passed out and didn't hear him on account of being asleep, so he had to walk naked to the elevator, go down to the front desk, explain to the bewildered front desk guy that he had sleep walked himself out of the room.Back at the elevator a group of guys our age got on with him, gave him a high five, and ta da.
And that's my csb.
 
2013-02-26 02:43:28 PM
That's why you always bring your shaving kit.

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2013-02-26 02:46:11 PM

asmodeus224: Jument: Nasty_McFilth: I think I would have opted to use a house phone on my floor instead of going all the way to the front desk.

I have never in my life seen a phone in a hotel hallway. At least not that I can recall or that I noticed.

4 Star or higher will typical have them located in the elevator foyer.  Along with fresh cut flowers and nice sofas, so you don't have to stand while waiting for the elevator like some common slob.  Like you.


Ok, now that you mention it, I'm a dumbass. I've seen a phone on the table in front of the elevators at least a hundred times. Brain fart. I blame lack of caffeine and my the weak DNA I got from my parents.
 
2013-02-26 02:50:06 PM
better than being found in the hotel cistern.

/too soon?
 
2013-02-26 03:03:35 PM

snowybunting: That's why you always bring your shaving kit.

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Uh, I think I am gonna switch to an electric razor...

/I just now started watching that. Up to season 2. Can't believe I've never watched this before.
 
2013-02-26 03:07:45 PM

jtown: 1) There's no need to put the tray waaay out there in the hall. In fact, nobody puts the tray unless they're a total douche because it blocks the hall. They put it in the niche right by the door.


How many hotels have you stayed in? I've been in hundreds, and everyone puts their trays right there.
 
2013-02-26 03:14:56 PM

ohknaks: jtown: 1) There's no need to put the tray waaay out there in the hall. In fact, nobody puts the tray unless they're a total douche because it blocks the hall. They put it in the niche right by the door.

How many hotels have you stayed in? I've been in hundreds, and everyone puts their trays right there.


I've stayed in many hotels.  That's how I know you put the tray in the niche by the door, not all the way out in the hall.

Any other stupid questions?
 
2013-02-26 03:21:21 PM
I worked nights at a hotel and this happened more often than you'd think. I had a pager that went off when the phone at reception was used. 9 times out of 10 it was a dude, but eery now and again, it would be a woman. However, only on very rare occasions were they completely naked.

Someone above mentioned this had to be staged, this occasion maybe, but it happened too often for every time to be deliberate.

My guess is that if they're habitual hotel users, they get used to turning a certain way out of the bathroom. As they're half asleep, they don;t have all their faculties about them, so the presence of another door doesn't phase them. Besides, at home you generally have two doors between your bathroom and your bedroom.
 
2013-02-26 03:27:57 PM

dj_spanmaster: Preserve that boy's innocence! He'll never see a man naked, not even himself!


That's the pic that stood out the most. I love how the mother moose protects her young. WTF?
 
2013-02-26 03:30:52 PM

Genju: hugheric: Was that police academy 1 or 2?

The one where they put the adhesive in the dude's shampoo! Ends up outside with the garbage can lids. lol...

/"I love a man that eats shrimp like that"
//"REALLY???"


Yeah I was thinking of your second reference. I forgot about the first one.
 
2013-02-26 03:39:08 PM

Representative of the unwashed masses: Please be a chick. Please be a chick. Please be a chick.

*clicks link*

DAMMIT!


Here's a circumstance that would fit better.
 
cym
2013-02-26 03:47:20 PM

Jument: Nasty_McFilth: I think I would have opted to use a house phone on my floor instead of going all the way to the front desk.

I have never in my life seen a phone in a hotel hallway. At least not that I can recall or that I noticed.


Maybe you should stay in nicer hotels. It's totally worth the extra money for the improved services and cleanliness... even the soap and shampoo is of a higher quality.

/never used a courtesy phone in a hotel
//wouldn't find myself nekkid in a hotel hallway
///totally just jinxed myself
 
2013-02-26 03:53:45 PM
I just saw naked, hotel hallway, and red; and hoped it was Karen Gillan again.
 
2013-02-26 04:00:31 PM
Yeah, I locked myself out of the hotel room looking for a bathroom once. I wasn't naked, but I wasn't really dressed either.

I'm not the most modest person, but it is amazing how embarrassing it can be wandering a hotel in your underwear.
 
2013-02-26 04:13:33 PM
Fake. Notice how he (comically) hits the buttons in the elevator with the mother and son....yet they get off at the same floor.  So, uhh... what floor had the mother/son been traveling to?

/I like ellipses
//And slashies
/// Slashies
 
2013-02-26 04:24:56 PM
(NS)CSB

Was at a hotel in Orlando when some kids "warmed" up some bread in the microwave on my floor. Smoke in the hallway. Fire alarm sounds. I make sure I can escape through the window then decide to check out what's going on. Guy and girl in the room next to mine come out, he's in his underwear and she's in a silk nighty. Genius goes down the elevator freaking out while she waits to find out what's going on. She's stuck standing around in this silk thing until genius reappears. I considered letting her into my room but didn't need the hassle - I gave her a towel to cover up with until genius got back.

/CSB
 
2013-02-26 04:25:52 PM
Happened at a hotel I was staying at two years ago. 3AM and dummy pulls the fire alarm. We all get evacuated. Lovely. My boss was staying right across the hall and got an eye full.
 
2013-02-26 04:26:37 PM

Cyno01: I just saw naked, hotel hallway, and red; and hoped it was Karen Gillan again.


How come HER hotel didn't have CCTV? I demand an investigation.
 
2013-02-26 04:40:00 PM
I wonder if this hotel was anywhere near Pismo beach.
 
2013-02-26 05:03:37 PM
so fake.  his "uh oh" freeze when he turns around is sooooooo obviously fake.
 
2013-02-26 05:12:50 PM

Stantz: My guess is that if they're habitual hotel users, they get used to turning a certain way out of the bathroom. As they're half asleep, they don;t have all their faculties about them, so the presence of another door doesn't phase them. Besides, at home you generally have two doors between your bathroom and your bedroom.


And you think normal people sleep bare-ass naked?

You sound a tad bit naive, I also worked in the hospitality industry, It's more along the lines of some pervert looking for a cheap thrill by exposing himself in the hallway and gets locked out, or possibly even lock themselves out intentionally so they can flash the person who comes to unlock their door.

It's the same with people who open the door for the pizza delivery naked, it's not because they forgot to put on clothes, it's because they're farking perverts looking for a cheap thrill.
 
2013-02-26 05:35:16 PM

ReapTheChaos: Stantz: My guess is that if they're habitual hotel users, they get used to turning a certain way out of the bathroom. As they're half asleep, they don;t have all their faculties about them, so the presence of another door doesn't phase them. Besides, at home you generally have two doors between your bathroom and your bedroom.

And you think normal people sleep bare-ass naked?

You sound a tad bit naive, I also worked in the hospitality industry, It's more along the lines of some pervert looking for a cheap thrill by exposing himself in the hallway and gets locked out, or possibly even lock themselves out intentionally so they can flash the person who comes to unlock their door.

It's the same with people who open the door for the pizza delivery naked, it's not because they forgot to put on clothes, it's because they're farking perverts looking for a cheap thrill.


The incidents I speak of generally happened at 2-3-4am. there's no voyeurism or perversion involved. I pity the world you live in if you automatically think the worst of someone in an incredibly embarassing situation. you know naked people blush all over? Perverts don't blush. i only dealt with lobsters
 
2013-02-26 05:53:13 PM

Stantz: ReapTheChaos: Stantz: My guess is that if they're habitual hotel users, they get used to turning a certain way out of the bathroom. As they're half asleep, they don;t have all their faculties about them, so the presence of another door doesn't phase them. Besides, at home you generally have two doors between your bathroom and your bedroom.

And you think normal people sleep bare-ass naked?

You sound a tad bit naive, I also worked in the hospitality industry, It's more along the lines of some pervert looking for a cheap thrill by exposing himself in the hallway and gets locked out, or possibly even lock themselves out intentionally so they can flash the person who comes to unlock their door.

It's the same with people who open the door for the pizza delivery naked, it's not because they forgot to put on clothes, it's because they're farking perverts looking for a cheap thrill.

The incidents I speak of generally happened at 2-3-4am. there's no voyeurism or perversion involved. I pity the world you live in if you automatically think the worst of someone in an incredibly embarassing situation. you know naked people blush all over? Perverts don't blush. i only dealt with lobsters


Oh well if it was at 2-4am then of course, perverts are asleep at those hours...

Here's the deal, normal people don't walk around a strange hotel room bare-ass naked, especially if they're alone. Short of thinking there was a fire in their room there's no conceivable reason to walk out of one without your clothes.

Let me ask you this, of all the people you had to let back into their room, did you ever take notice of their drapes when you opened the door for them? Because in about 90% of the ones I did, they were open, meaning they were walking around their room putting on a show before they stepped outside. Like I said above, you sound naive.

Perverts don't blush?
 
2013-02-26 06:10:14 PM

ReapTheChaos: Stantz: ReapTheChaos: Stantz: My guess is that if they're habitual hotel users, they get used to turning a certain way out of the bathroom. As they're half asleep, they don;t have all their faculties about them, so the presence of another door doesn't phase them. Besides, at home you generally have two doors between your bathroom and your bedroom.

And you think normal people sleep bare-ass naked?

You sound a tad bit naive, I also worked in the hospitality industry, It's more along the lines of some pervert looking for a cheap thrill by exposing himself in the hallway and gets locked out, or possibly even lock themselves out intentionally so they can flash the person who comes to unlock their door.

It's the same with people who open the door for the pizza delivery naked, it's not because they forgot to put on clothes, it's because they're farking perverts looking for a cheap thrill.

The incidents I speak of generally happened at 2-3-4am. there's no voyeurism or perversion involved. I pity the world you live in if you automatically think the worst of someone in an incredibly embarassing situation. you know naked people blush all over? Perverts don't blush. i only dealt with lobsters

Oh well if it was at 2-4am then of course, perverts are asleep at those hours...

Here's the deal, normal people don't walk around a strange hotel room bare-ass naked, especially if they're alone. Short of thinking there was a fire in their room there's no conceivable reason to walk out of one without your clothes.

Let me ask you this, of all the people you had to let back into their room, did you ever take notice of their drapes when you opened the door for them? Because in about 90% of the ones I did, they were open, meaning they were walking around their room putting on a show before they stepped outside. Like I said above, you sound naive.

Perverts don't blush?


every single time the rooms were on the top floor, who the hell would they be exposing themselves to?

seriously, you've got a shiaty opinion of people.
 
2013-02-26 06:17:31 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: dj_spanmaster: Preserve that boy's innocence! He'll never see a man naked, not even himself!

That's the pic that stood out the most. I love how the mother moose protects her young. WTF?


It really isn't that she was protecting him from seeing another male, as oppose to teaching him that the guy being naked wasn't appropriate for time and place.  Being a good parent would mean teaching the child that hotel elevators is not the place for that.  Now if the boy was at the gym locker room with dad, then it isn't a big deal and such it shouldn't be treated as a big deal.  Now you don't want to teach the boy, that showering with other men in a locker room is always appropriate.  Sometimes you got to tell the perverts to use their own shower head and eyes are up here.
 
2013-02-26 06:18:06 PM

Jument: I've had nightmares just like that.


I've had other kinds of dreams just like that.
 
2013-02-26 06:20:21 PM

Stantz: ReapTheChaos: Stantz: ReapTheChaos: Stantz: My guess is that if they're habitual hotel users, they get used to turning a certain way out of the bathroom. As they're half asleep, they don;t have all their faculties about them, so the presence of another door doesn't phase them. Besides, at home you generally have two doors between your bathroom and your bedroom.

And you think normal people sleep bare-ass naked?

You sound a tad bit naive, I also worked in the hospitality industry, It's more along the lines of some pervert looking for a cheap thrill by exposing himself in the hallway and gets locked out, or possibly even lock themselves out intentionally so they can flash the person who comes to unlock their door.

It's the same with people who open the door for the pizza delivery naked, it's not because they forgot to put on clothes, it's because they're farking perverts looking for a cheap thrill.

The incidents I speak of generally happened at 2-3-4am. there's no voyeurism or perversion involved. I pity the world you live in if you automatically think the worst of someone in an incredibly embarassing situation. you know naked people blush all over? Perverts don't blush. i only dealt with lobsters

Oh well if it was at 2-4am then of course, perverts are asleep at those hours...

Here's the deal, normal people don't walk around a strange hotel room bare-ass naked, especially if they're alone. Short of thinking there was a fire in their room there's no conceivable reason to walk out of one without your clothes.

Let me ask you this, of all the people you had to let back into their room, did you ever take notice of their drapes when you opened the door for them? Because in about 90% of the ones I did, they were open, meaning they were walking around their room putting on a show before they stepped outside. Like I said above, you sound naive.

Perverts don't blush?

every single time the rooms were on the top floor, who the hell would they be exposing themselves to?


I see, so you're not only claiming that perverts are all fast asleep at 2-4 am but they also prefer the lower floors.

Wow...
 
2013-02-26 06:22:49 PM
Guilty. I've been that guy. Locked myself out of my room putting out the room service tray. Door just slipped off my heel and slammed shut. I was in boxers, and had to take one of the most comical elevator rides and walks across a hotel lobby ever.

Difficulty level: It was just my second night in Tashkent (Uzbekistan) and all I knew of the country was what I had read up on on the CIA world factbook (heavily muslim place) so I was pretty freaked out. To anyone out there who happened to be at the Radisson that evening (about 8:30, sometime in March/April 2005), that was me awkwardly waiving to everyone who noticed my plight. Fortunately, as I later found out, Uzbeks are awesome, awesome people and everyone seemed to get a laugh out of it.
 
2013-02-26 06:23:47 PM
Ha! My BF got caught in his tighty whities in AC because he locked himself out of his hotel room. He thought he heard a knock on his door, went to investigate, didn't have his glasses on, and "snick," the door closed behind him.
 
2013-02-26 07:29:47 PM

DickDarlington: As a frequent traveler, I had my own encounter once.

I came out of my bathroom one morning and came face to face with this ugly, nasty overweight naked man standing in my room.  Took me a second and then realized I was looking at myself in the full length mirror.

//still it was scary.


Not really on-topic (or as humorous), but I had a similar experience recently. My father passed away not too long ago, and a few months ago I was in a hotel walking down a long hallway to my room. Ahead of me, I see a middle-aged guy walking towards me. As he gets closer, I think with some degree of surprise, terror, and, surprisingly, hope, holy shiat, it's my father!

I am badly freaked out until I get closer and realize it's only a mirror.

I felt like an idiot, but now that I look at myself as a middle-aged guy and not that 20-year-old kid, yeah, I look exactly like he did when I was a boy. Goddamn, why do we have to get old?

/CSB
 
2013-02-26 07:38:03 PM
Happened to me once in a very big urban hotel. Fortunately I was wearing underwear as there was a convention reception going on in the lobby.  The service phone in the service halls didn't work either.Thankfully I knew about the service elevators leading to the basement. I was able to take the service elevator to the basement to get someone to let me back in.
 
2013-02-26 07:54:42 PM
Simpsons did it!

no WAIT!!  it's ACTUALLYS OMETHING THAT SIMPSONS DIDNT DO

mr bean did it

www.seyir.org
 
2013-02-26 08:13:13 PM
The only reason I don't think
 it's fake is because there is a child in the video. Couldn't they get in big time trouble or that?
 
2013-02-26 11:35:47 PM
This video might indeed be fake, but as someone who has worked in hospitality for years, people do stupid things more often than you might think.

People on vacation shut off their brains, and business travelers usually have a set routine that they follow at every hotel.  I can imagine this guy's routine: send that e-mail to Smitty, check in with corporate, flip on the TV to check the sports scores, order room service, take a shower, get ready for bed, maybe polish the details on tomorrow's report.  He skipped a step.
 
2013-02-27 12:21:25 AM

Karac: nakedguyinelevator.jpg
Awkward ... mum hides her boy's face from their fellow passenger

How dumbassed is this woman to hide her boys face from something he has in his own pants?


That's what I was thinking.

I mean, dudes know what's down there while still in the womb-- if they haven't figured it out by the time they're potty trained, I would say there's a problem.
 
2013-02-27 12:32:05 AM
Happened to my neighbor, but she just came over to get the emergency key I keep for her.

Did I mention she is 80? Oh yeah, she's 80.

I am used to looking people straight in the eyes, it's a gift from God.
 
2013-02-27 09:34:05 AM

ReapTheChaos: Here's the deal, normal people don't walk around a strange hotel room bare-ass naked, especially if they're alone.


Really? Reminds me of the "Internet is for porn" song "Normal people don't sit at home and look at porn on the internet"... Who's being naive now?

As someone who used to travel for work, spending 20-30 weeks per year in hotels, for several years, stripping down 'bare-ass naked' was pretty much the first thing I'd do when getting back after a long day. Blinds closed, and not roaming the halls though.

I don't usually order room service either, too expensive for what you get, would rather blow my food allotment on a nicer dinner before returning to the hotel.
 
2013-02-27 10:07:10 AM

fish500: FAKE!!!!

WhyTF wouldn't he ask the guys walking past to borrow a f*cking towel?


Exactly.
 
2013-02-27 01:26:16 PM
A friend worked for the Holiday Inn chain and he got a call at the front desk that someone had locked himself out of his room and had to be rescued. Says it happened all the time...99% men if that tells you anything.

This particular Holiday Inn catered to mostly business people. In the 80's (before online porn), businessmen would buy their porn or whatever and leave it behind 'cause they could not take it home to the wife and kids. Butt plugs, porn books with thick vinyl pages for easy cleaning and sex hardware that was not even recognizable as to its function, were collected by the hotel staff.
 
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