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(The Sun)   Being caught naked in your hotel hallway because you locked yourself out of your room, yeah that'll turn your face red (mildly Not safe for work)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 83
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2013-02-26 01:46:56 PM
If I were the hotel employee I'd be worried about asking for ID. What pocket would he pull it out of?
 
2013-02-26 01:48:25 PM
Preserve that boy's innocence! He'll never see a man naked, not even himself!
 
2013-02-26 01:49:00 PM
right out of a bad comedy movie plot line...
 
2013-02-26 01:49:15 PM
Was that police academy 1 or 2?
 
2013-02-26 01:49:57 PM
Please be a chick. Please be a chick. Please be a chick.

*clicks link*

DAMMIT!
 
2013-02-26 01:50:04 PM
I think I would have opted to use a house phone on my floor instead of going all the way to the front desk.
 
2013-02-26 01:50:16 PM
I've had nightmares just like that.
 
2013-02-26 01:51:08 PM
www.benovsky.com
 
2013-02-26 01:51:25 PM

hugheric: Was that police academy 1 or 2?


The one where they put the adhesive in the dude's shampoo! Ends up outside with the garbage can lids. lol...

/"I love a man that eats shrimp like that"
//"REALLY???"
 
2013-02-26 01:51:27 PM
I'm betting this was not an accident. He dared himself to do it and he'll remember the incident fondly.
 
2013-02-26 01:51:53 PM

hugheric: Was that police academy 1 or 2?


Can't vouch for those flicks but it is definitely in  Sleepwalk With Me.
 
2013-02-26 01:52:15 PM

Nasty_McFilth: I think I would have opted to use a house phone on my floor instead of going all the way to the front desk.


I have never in my life seen a phone in a hotel hallway. At least not that I can recall or that I noticed.
 
2013-02-26 01:52:20 PM

Representative of the unwashed masses: Please be a chick. Please be a chick. Please be a chick.

*clicks link*

DAMMIT!


That's why I checked the comments before clicking the link. Now I don't have to see a naked dude.
 
2013-02-26 01:53:11 PM
Been waiting for this story to pop up on Fark. Not sure if this is real or staged though.
 
2013-02-26 01:53:37 PM
Asking him for his ID? That's like when I get locked out of my computer at work cause I forgot my pw and the help desk tells me they'll email me my new pw.  Why don't they just tell me to hit the "Any" key.
 
2013-02-26 01:53:45 PM
Never turn your back to a naked guy in a hotel elevator.
 
2013-02-26 01:53:51 PM
And the senator, while insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity.
 
2013-02-26 01:54:29 PM
FAKE!!!!

WhyTF wouldn't he ask the guys walking past to borrow a f*cking towel?
 
2013-02-26 01:54:33 PM
Let me guess. He was later charged as a sex offender?
 
2013-02-26 01:55:14 PM
Came for reference to the 'Mr. Bean' sketch, leaving satisfied ... content that others remember it as well.
 
2013-02-26 01:55:15 PM

fish500: FAKE!!!!

WhyTF wouldn't he ask the guys walking past to borrow a f*cking towel?


Or ask them to call the front desk for him...
 
2013-02-26 01:56:51 PM

hugheric: Was that police academy 1 or 2?


PROCTOR!
 
2013-02-26 01:59:05 PM
As a frequent traveler, I had my own encounter once.

I came out of my bathroom one morning and came face to face with this ugly, nasty overweight naked man standing in my room.  Took me a second and then realized I was looking at myself in the full length mirror.

//still it was scary.
 
2013-02-26 02:00:50 PM
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It coulda been worse...

/god i'm old, and the oscars suck.
 
2013-02-26 02:01:07 PM
I'm not buying it.  Along with the objections noted above, why would there be very clear audio recording at the front desk?
 
2013-02-26 02:01:23 PM
Kinda happened to me once. Locked out in just my towel, going for more ice. Front desk had a laugh.
 
2013-02-26 02:02:07 PM
Yeah, this smells a little fake for me. Notice how he takes sooo long to put his tray outside... just enough time to allow the door to close.
 
2013-02-26 02:05:19 PM
From the elevator pic:
Awkward ... mum hides her boy's face from their fellow passenger

No, Mom...you're supposed to use that as a 'teaching moment'.
"See Jimmy, Your dad has one just like that. He put it into me last night. Yours will get big like that, too"
 
2013-02-26 02:06:48 PM

wild9: Been waiting for this story to pop up on Fark. Not sure if this is real or staged though.


It's 107% staged.

1) There's no need to put the tray waaay out there in the hall.  In fact,  nobody puts the tray unless they're a total douche because it blocks the hall.  They put it in the niche right by the door.

2) Everyone knows the hotel doors close automatically and lock.  That's been the case for decades.

3) When two guys walked by, he didn't ask them to call the front desk for help.

4) He didn't pick up the gigantic tray to hide his shame.  Instead, he grabbed a couple of small napkins (or whatever they were).
 
2013-02-26 02:06:57 PM
narwhaler.com
 
2013-02-26 02:07:27 PM
My uncle did this about 20 years ago at a HoJo's in San Francisco.  He and his brothers went out drinking all night.  He woke up around 3 AM to take a wicked #2 and he stepped out the wrong door.  He banged on the door for a few minutes but no one else would wake up, so he decided to make a run for the lobby.  He lost the #2 in the elevator.  He managed to sneak into the lobby bathroom without being seen, then cleaned himself up and made himself a toilet paper diaper.
 
2013-02-26 02:07:31 PM
There is pretty much nothing you can do in a hotel, no matter how embarassing, that the staff won't have seen at least a dozen times unless they've just started working that week.
 
2013-02-26 02:07:32 PM

stonicus: fish500: FAKE!!!!

WhyTF wouldn't he ask the guys walking past to borrow a f*cking towel?

Or ask them to call the front desk for him...


Now you know the rules, if you are a  bad boy you can only get help from the from the front desk.
 
2013-02-26 02:13:11 PM

cynicalbastard: There is pretty much nothing you can do in a hotel, no matter how embarassing, that the staff won't have seen at least a dozen times unless they've just started working that week.


CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!!
 
2013-02-26 02:14:08 PM
nakedguyinelevator.jpg
Awkward ... mum hides her boy's face from their fellow passenger

How dumbassed is this woman to hide her boys face from something he has in his own pants?
 
2013-02-26 02:14:50 PM

Jument: Nasty_McFilth: I think I would have opted to use a house phone on my floor instead of going all the way to the front desk.

I have never in my life seen a phone in a hotel hallway. At least not that I can recall or that I noticed.


4 Star or higher will typical have them located in the elevator foyer.  Along with fresh cut flowers and nice sofas, so you don't have to stand while waiting for the elevator like some common slob.  Like you.
 
2013-02-26 02:17:29 PM
I worked as a night auditor in a couple hotels during college. At the first one, this nice looking young lady popped up at the desk. Litterally. She just popped up and stood very close to the counter. She wasn't nekkid but she was wearing a pretty sheer non lingerie type night clothes (she was reflected in the window of the lobby behind her). I just asked for her address, verified it and gave her a key. She then waited for me to turn my back. I had already seem everything in the reflection.

Second, better story: I was working third shift at another hotel. This one rented two rooms to a well known strip club and they let the dancers from other clubs stay there during the summer. At about 4 in the am, this very well blessed lady in a tuxedo top and men's underwear came in to the lobby. She needed a limo to go get the manager of the strip club. She had worked a golf charity event the day before and messed up. She thought she was going to be fired from her stripper job. I told her to go back to her room and I would get a Limo for her.

About five minutes later, she was back. Now in a thong and the tuxedo top that wasn't buttoned so the twins were making their presence known. Some guy came in to check out and mouthed "Thank you God" on his way out. I tried to get her back to the room before more people came in but she insisted on staying around. She was very animated and 'speedy'.

I finally got her back to her room and first shift came in. I warned them about her and took off for school. Next day, I learned that she had her boyfriend in the room (a no no), was already fired and when the limo showed up, they took off. The strip club was on the hook for a limo.

I know this story had very little with a nekkid person wandering around a hotel. I just enjoy telling it when ever possible.
 
2013-02-26 02:17:39 PM
Yeah, this was staged, why take the elevator and not the stairs,and like an above post said, why not get a towel from another room, and who walks out naked all the way into the hallway to put out dishes? Who I asks ya?
 
2013-02-26 02:18:12 PM

jtown: wild9: Been waiting for this story to pop up on Fark. Not sure if this is real or staged though.

It's 107% staged.

1) There's no need to put the tray waaay out there in the hall.  In fact,  nobody puts the tray unless they're a total douche because it blocks the hall.  They put it in the niche right by the door.

2) Everyone knows the hotel doors close automatically and lock.  That's been the case for decades.

3) When two guys walked by, he didn't ask them to call the front desk for help.

4) He didn't pick up the gigantic tray to hide his shame.  Instead, he grabbed a couple of small napkins (or whatever they were).


Yeah, never thought about that part. I always swing that little latch out to keep the door from closing when I walk to the hallway
 
2013-02-26 02:24:17 PM

Jument: Nasty_McFilth: I think I would have opted to use a house phone on my floor instead of going all the way to the front desk.

I have never in my life seen a phone in a hotel hallway. At least not that I can recall or that I noticed.


They're almost always in the elevator area...I see them all the time.  Not one of those things you'd notice unless you were looking for one though.  I do conferences so I'm always in need of a house phone.

"Hi, I locked myself out of my room and am buck naked...I'll be hiding behind the ice machine."
 
2013-02-26 02:26:14 PM
was also going to comment about not using tray to hide his shame.
 
2013-02-26 02:36:38 PM
That actually happened to a guy during a fire at Caesar's Palace Las Vegas when I was there.  He went out in the hall wearing only a towel to see why the fire alarm was sounding and the door locked behind him.

Fark:  While searching for an employee with a key, he runs into a local TV news crew with a female reporter who puts him on the tee vee.
 
2013-02-26 02:37:07 PM
Nasty_McFilth:  I do conferences so I'm always in need of a house phone.

"Hello, room service?  Send up an unlocked room."
 
2013-02-26 02:39:28 PM
I worked at a hotel. This isn't common but still happens more often than you'd think, especially with people who sleep walk.
 
2013-02-26 02:42:14 PM
Haha, this reminds me of the time I took my, then, boyfriend to a GWAR concert and he naked as Fark woke up as the door to our hotel was closing on him and he was standing in the hallway. He banged and screamed on the door, people were sticking their heads out saying oh lawd and then closing them, but I was drunk/passed out and didn't hear him on account of being asleep, so he had to walk naked to the elevator, go down to the front desk, explain to the bewildered front desk guy that he had sleep walked himself out of the room.Back at the elevator a group of guys our age got on with him, gave him a high five, and ta da.
And that's my csb.
 
2013-02-26 02:43:28 PM
That's why you always bring your shaving kit.

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2013-02-26 02:46:11 PM

asmodeus224: Jument: Nasty_McFilth: I think I would have opted to use a house phone on my floor instead of going all the way to the front desk.

I have never in my life seen a phone in a hotel hallway. At least not that I can recall or that I noticed.

4 Star or higher will typical have them located in the elevator foyer.  Along with fresh cut flowers and nice sofas, so you don't have to stand while waiting for the elevator like some common slob.  Like you.


Ok, now that you mention it, I'm a dumbass. I've seen a phone on the table in front of the elevators at least a hundred times. Brain fart. I blame lack of caffeine and my the weak DNA I got from my parents.
 
2013-02-26 02:50:06 PM
better than being found in the hotel cistern.

/too soon?
 
2013-02-26 03:03:35 PM

snowybunting: That's why you always bring your shaving kit.

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Uh, I think I am gonna switch to an electric razor...

/I just now started watching that. Up to season 2. Can't believe I've never watched this before.
 
2013-02-26 03:07:45 PM

jtown: 1) There's no need to put the tray waaay out there in the hall. In fact, nobody puts the tray unless they're a total douche because it blocks the hall. They put it in the niche right by the door.


How many hotels have you stayed in? I've been in hundreds, and everyone puts their trays right there.
 
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