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(Huffington Post)   Bill O'Reilly, upset at Michelle Obama's Oscar appearance: "Laura Bush would never at any time have introduced any award." That may be true, but she did appear in a segment on the 2002 Oscar telecast   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 49
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2013-02-26 12:42:51 PM
18 votes:

rumpelstiltskin: By all accounts, Laura Bush was a fine First Lady. Too bad she came with George.


I seriously doubt she ever came with George.
2013-02-26 04:20:36 PM
8 votes:
Its beneath the office of First Lady

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2013-02-26 03:22:02 PM
7 votes:
They offered Michelle Obama the same kind of pre-taped appearance as Laura Bush, but she angrily yelled "fark it!  We'll do it live!"
2013-02-26 05:19:03 PM
6 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-02-26 03:48:24 PM
4 votes:
Good thing it was a live feed from the White House so she didn't have to drive and potentially kill someone.
2013-02-26 02:24:34 PM
4 votes:
Maybe they should try to impeach her.
2013-02-26 12:08:47 PM
4 votes:
i2.photobucket.com
2013-02-26 09:36:41 PM
3 votes:

Sgt Otter: ReverendJasen: zetar: "The hypocrisy of having a black 1st lady present the award for best picture when the category included the film Django Unchained is staggering even for the fascists in Hollywood. "

Whaaa?  I don't even understand what that means.  What a tangled mess that freeper's mind must be to come up with that illogic.

Yeah, I've gone over it in my head, and have no idea what the hell it means.

1. Django Unchained portrayed slavery in a negative light.
2. The Academy recognized it as Best Picture.
3. The first black First Lady presented the Oscar for Best Picture.
4. ???
5. Hollywood is full of hypocritical fascists, because of 1 - 3.


You have to remember, the "Real American" approved version of Django Unchained ends with Django and his wife being whipped, the overseer saying "Bet you're not gonna do that again, are ya boy?", cut to black and a white title card, "And they never did," followed by a rousing cast and crew rendition of "Zipadee-doo-dah" under the credits.
2013-02-26 09:14:31 PM
3 votes:
www.mentalfloss.com
2013-02-26 04:34:48 PM
3 votes:
I almost wish Barack had announced the award, and Zero Dark Thirty would have won.
At that point, he'd look down at the producers and go, "by the way, guys. You're welcome."

Beck, O'Reilly, and Limbaugh would still be crying into their Ronnie Reagan blow up dolls.
2013-02-26 03:26:55 PM
3 votes:
O'Reilly's just pissed that nobody produced his screenplay where Osama Bin Laden was actually taken down by a crack team of right wing talk show hosts and rewarded with a Palin/Bachmann hot oil tickle fight.

Either that, or he bet heavily on "Beasts of the Southern Wild" so he could recycle his rant about how Dubya was the hero of Katrina.
2013-02-26 11:52:58 AM
3 votes:

FlashHarry: a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.


You can't explain that

/oh, wait... you just did
//nevermind
2013-02-26 11:52:03 AM
3 votes:
a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
2013-02-26 07:32:40 PM
2 votes:
i428.photobucket.com
2013-02-26 05:18:21 PM
2 votes:
As someone who, by and large has been supportive of Obama, I kind of rolled my eyes when she popped up at the Oscars. However, it drove the right wingers totally nuts so I hope to see much more of this sort of thing over the next few years.

Why stop at the Obamas as presenters? Does the President sing in the shower? Record that shiat, get Alison Krause and her band to lay down a backing track, give it to T. Bone Burnett to produce and enter it into the CMA's (for full effect it has to be the CMA's).

Malia's creative writing assignment? Hire Cormac McCarthy to flesh it out, publish it and get it shortlisted for the Nobel and Pulitzer Prizes. Once it wins there, get the Coens to shoot the adapted screenplay and you have another Oscar win for the Obamas.

Enough of this sort of thing and I figure at least a few thousand teabaggers will drop from rage induced cerebral aneurysms.
2013-02-26 04:44:51 PM
2 votes:

SixPaperJoint: Philip Francis Queeg: whidbey: Philip Francis Queeg: whidbey: Isn't it time to put ignorant meanspirited shiat like O'Reilly out to pasture?

What did the pasture do to deserve that?

OK, we'll give him a couple acres of brush to clear with the former President.  What do you want?

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Dude! You can't give him control of the spice.


Not with his substance abuse history, at any road.

I must like Cheney. Cheney is the vote-killer. Cheney is the little-Dick that brings total obliteration. I will face my Cheney. I will permit ihim to pass over me and through me. And when he has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see his path. Where the Cheney has gone there will be nothing. Obama will remain.
2013-02-26 04:24:27 PM
2 votes:
You know what else Laura Bush never did? Mississippi Black Snake.

www.moneyandshit.com

But in a serious note, there is a simple formula to see how good Obama was vs. Bush.

How many times did MSNBC mention Laura Bush from 2001-2009?
How many times did FoxNews mention Michelle Obama from 2009 - 2013?

Pro-rate for days in office and there you have it.  I am pretty sure higher mentions of Mooooochelle means that they got nothing on Obama.
2013-02-26 04:21:02 PM
2 votes:
I heard it cost the taxpayers $24747483 billion dollars
2013-02-26 03:25:40 PM
2 votes:
I didn't appreciate Michelle Obama's 2010 Oscar appearance, either.

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2013-02-26 12:13:47 PM
2 votes:
Only Republicans and the Iranian government seem to be concerned about Michelle's Oscar appearance.
2013-02-26 10:51:15 PM
1 votes:
stoli n coke:
You have to remember, the "Real American" approved version of Django Unchained ends with Django and his wife being whipped, the overseer saying "Bet you're not gonna do that again, are ya boy?", cut to black and a white title card, "And they never did," followed by a rousing cast and crew rendition of "Zipadee-doo-dah" under the credits.
 
That's not remotely fair.

Real American Django Unchained simply ends with the DiCaprio character getting shot in the head, and Foxx turns to the camera and says "Well, that's that. Surely the playing field is now even and my people will have nothing to complain about from now on." Credits roll.
2013-02-26 10:37:20 PM
1 votes:
George Bush and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barber shop.
As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.

As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama in his chair reached for the aftershave. Obama was quick to stop him saying, 'No thanks, my wife Michelle will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse.'

The second barber turned to Bush and said, 'How about you sir ?' Bush replied, 'Go ahead; my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.'
2013-02-26 09:22:26 PM
1 votes:

ReverendJasen: zetar: "The hypocrisy of having a black 1st lady present the award for best picture when the category included the film Django Unchained is staggering even for the fascists in Hollywood. "

Whaaa?  I don't even understand what that means.  What a tangled mess that freeper's mind must be to come up with that illogic.


Yeah, I've gone over it in my head, and have no idea what the hell it means.

1. Django Unchained portrayed slavery in a negative light.
2. The Academy recognized it as Best Picture.
3. The first black First Lady presented the Oscar for Best Picture.
4. ???
5. Hollywood is full of hypocritical fascists, because of 1 - 3.
2013-02-26 08:30:46 PM
1 votes:
It was a publicity stunt from the Academy that worked 3 ways. Argo and Zero Dark Thirty were both salutes to the CIA, and if Lincoln had won, it would have been the family of the current president saluting a past one.

Of course, Michelle could have awarded Best Picture to Django. She loved that movie for its "kill whiteyness."
2013-02-26 08:06:55 PM
1 votes:

zetar: "The hypocrisy of having a black 1st lady present the award for best picture when the category included the film Django Unchained is staggering even for the fascists in Hollywood. "


Whaaa?  I don't even understand what that means.  What a tangled mess that freeper's mind must be to come up with that illogic.
2013-02-26 06:35:40 PM
1 votes:
"I think you have to respect your audience enough to not impose," Deutsch said. "The tone of it - there was almost a monarch quality ... There was an elitest flavor to it "

Riiiight. Because if there's anything Oscar viewers hate, it's anything that appears elitist.

*headdesk*
2013-02-26 06:03:02 PM
1 votes:
Didn't she introduce the candidates in the Fail category the year Whar WMD Whar? came out?

i.imgur.com
2013-02-26 05:55:08 PM
1 votes:
a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com
2013-02-26 05:41:33 PM
1 votes:

Snapper Carr: As someone who, by and large has been supportive of Obama, I kind of rolled my eyes when she popped up at the Oscars. However, it drove the right wingers totally nuts so I hope to see much more of this sort of thing over the next few years.

Why stop at the Obamas as presenters? Does the President sing in the shower? Record that shiat, get Alison Krause and her band to lay down a backing track, give it to T. Bone Burnett to produce and enter it into the CMA's (for full effect it has to be the CMA's).

Malia's creative writing assignment? Hire Cormac McCarthy to flesh it out, publish it and get it shortlisted for the Nobel and Pulitzer Prizes. Once it wins there, get the Coens to shoot the adapted screenplay and you have another Oscar win for the Obamas.

Enough of this sort of thing and I figure at least a few thousand teabaggers will drop from rage induced cerebral aneurysms.


If you are watching the Oscars, you do not deserve to roll your eyes at anything.
2013-02-26 05:14:28 PM
1 votes:
Go ahead Michelle - I'll give you the last word.

1.bp.blogspot.com
2013-02-26 05:07:32 PM
1 votes:
I don't know if I'm more shocked, or outraged at this egregious breach of protocol.

Now watch this drive.
2013-02-26 05:05:57 PM
1 votes:
img.photobucket.com

/oblig
/seriously, why?
2013-02-26 04:51:22 PM
1 votes:
I was just amazed that she was able to get up there without demanding some MF-er bring her some more iced tea.
2013-02-26 04:47:19 PM
1 votes:

make me some tea: Weaver95: why am I supposed to care about this?

Because the TV people are angry about it.


They're angry about a lot things.  Like why I don't turn in to their show and listen to their mindless drivel.
2013-02-26 04:37:09 PM
1 votes:
From Freeperland via Tales from the Derp Side (http://freep-impact.blogspot.ca/):

"Setting up Wookievita for the 2016 coronation, of course. "

"It all make sense now. Soros has decreed that she will be our first female and first real black president - the halfrican doesn't count. "

"The hypocrisy of having a black 1st lady present the award for best picture when the category included the film Django Unchained is staggering even for the fascists in Hollywood. "

"She looks like a Neandrethal. ANd what's with those Grinning ASSES behind her.....are they ALL GAY or something??? Must be. "

And the ever popular:
"I don't know anyone that likes Obama,or voted for him, I read many forums and news feed comments, comments by the many thousands, all negative towards this administration, yet he got re-elected, "
2013-02-26 04:29:36 PM
1 votes:

ITGreen: NateGrey: Its beneath the office of First Lady

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Welp, looks like we're done here if we want to be.

But why stop now?


s3-ec.buzzfed.com
2013-02-26 04:28:05 PM
1 votes:
FACTS: You can't explain that.
2013-02-26 04:27:53 PM
1 votes:

whidbey: Isn't it time to put ignorant meanspirited shiat like O'Reilly out to pasture?


What did the pasture do to deserve that?
2013-02-26 04:26:55 PM
1 votes:

NateGrey: Its beneath the office of First Lady

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Ah, the game show for people who can't outsmart a fifth grader.
2013-02-26 04:23:05 PM
1 votes:

Cyberluddite: rumpelstiltskin: By all accounts, Laura Bush was a fine First Lady. Too bad she came with George.

I seriously doubt she ever came with George.


She named her Jackrabbit George.

/So maybe.
2013-02-26 04:20:57 PM
1 votes:
If Bill O'reilly and the rest of you pathetic, maladjusted conservative malcontents would just cry a little harder, Obama's election will be totally undone, I'm sure.
2013-02-26 04:04:39 PM
1 votes:

make me some tea: rumpelstiltskin: By all accounts, Laura Bush was a fine First Lady. Too bad she came with George.

Yeah she was just fine, rather innocuous really. Didn't really say or do much of anything memorable.


Whatever libtwerp.  We Real Americans all remember you screeching about the "War on Mama's Family re-runs" when she announced her pro-literacy campaign.
2013-02-26 03:46:07 PM
1 votes:
One of my extreme-right wing Facebook friends took it on himself to live-blog the Oscars for whatever reason. He had a comment about every single thing that occurred. When Michelle Obama appeared he completely fell silent except to say Argo was a good movie.

Then, the NEXT day, he started posting all sorts of arguments about how inappropriate it was, how it was propaganda, etc.

Like all right-wingers, he had to wait until he read the angry response from his heroes before he knew how he was supposed to react.
2013-02-26 03:39:55 PM
1 votes:

Bladel: Only Republicans and the Iranian government seem to be concerned about Michelle's Oscar appearance.


You know...you never see them in the same place at the same time.

And it makes me wonder......
2013-02-26 03:21:58 PM
1 votes:
Ain't no body got time for dat.
2013-02-26 02:33:33 PM
1 votes:

Weaver95: why am I supposed to care about this?


Because the TV people are angry about it.
2013-02-26 12:32:40 PM
1 votes:
By all accounts, Laura Bush was a fine First Lady. Too bad she came with George.
2013-02-26 12:27:04 PM
1 votes:

Bladel: Only Republicans and the Iranian government seem to be concerned about Michelle's Oscar appearance.


They like to side with the people they sell guns too.
2013-02-26 12:24:16 PM
1 votes:

ManateeGag: does anyone on that network do any fark research before they speak?


Why? It's not like their core audience knows how to google.
 
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