If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Huffington Post)   Bill O'Reilly, upset at Michelle Obama's Oscar appearance: "Laura Bush would never at any time have introduced any award." That may be true, but she did appear in a segment on the 2002 Oscar telecast   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 187
    More: Stupid, Bill O'Reilly, Michelle Obama, Laura Bush, Donny Deutsch, human beings, Rachel Ray, NBC White House, media types  
•       •       •

2195 clicks; posted to Politics » on 26 Feb 2013 at 4:16 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



187 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | » | Last | Show all
 
2013-02-26 07:46:22 PM

cman: jake3988: cman: Thats what the First Lady does traditionally. First Lady is always going for good PR. Why anyone should give a shiat I dont know

It's either because she's black or because she happens to be married to the black president.

/There's seriously no other way to explain it.
//I hated GWB with an everlasting passion but if Laura Bush showed up to present best picture (or hell, GWB himself)... wtf would I care?

By saying that they are just being "racist" you are dismissing them without actually understanding them.


That depends... is there anything to understand? You said yourself that it's a mystery. Whether the motivations are strictly racial or merely a more generalized xenophobia, the point remains that it's
A) fabricated,
B) delusional, and
C) disturbingly common in mainstream Conservative media and organizations.
 
2013-02-26 08:06:55 PM

zetar: "The hypocrisy of having a black 1st lady present the award for best picture when the category included the film Django Unchained is staggering even for the fascists in Hollywood. "


Whaaa?  I don't even understand what that means.  What a tangled mess that freeper's mind must be to come up with that illogic.
 
2013-02-26 08:25:18 PM

Hickory-smoked: cman: jake3988: cman: Thats what the First Lady does traditionally. First Lady is always going for good PR. Why anyone should give a shiat I dont know

It's either because she's black or because she happens to be married to the black president.

/There's seriously no other way to explain it.
//I hated GWB with an everlasting passion but if Laura Bush showed up to present best picture (or hell, GWB himself)... wtf would I care?

By saying that they are just being "racist" you are dismissing them without actually understanding them.

That depends... is there anything to understand? You said yourself that it's a mystery. Whether the motivations are strictly racial or merely a more generalized xenophobia, the point remains that it's
A) fabricated,
B) delusional, and
C) disturbingly common in mainstream Conservative media and organizations.


a) Lying about your enemy is the oldest tactic in the book
b) When you are at war with an enemy you tend to take shiat and run with it. If it is delusional, who cares? As long as you get enough people convinced to be against your enemy you have done well. Plus, there are those who are batshiat insane. Alex Jones is not a racist man but he believes in birtherism. He got this notion from racists and he ran with it because of his paranoia. He believes the NWO installed Obama into the office of the presidency so the NWO could show their strength to the public that they are in charge because they put a non-American in the office. How do I know that is what he believes; that he is not a racist? He is one of the only few mainstream conspiracy theorists out there who are not "OMG ISRAEL CONTROLS THE WORLD!" Many conspiracy theorists believe that Alex Jones is a tool by the Jewish bankers who control the world. Seriously.
c) Conservative media organizations are more interested in making money than they are at pushing an agenda. The idea of business is to make money, and appealing to a specific demographic tends to get higher ratings than a general all purpose network. Do you know how much money Alex Jones makes? He rakes in over a million a year on fear.
 
2013-02-26 08:25:51 PM
Guess when all you got is outrage against Obama and a 24hr news cycle to keep filled up you don't have much choice?  I heard he asked for CROUTONS ON HIS SALAD LAST WEEK!  WHAT KIND OF F*CKING SOCIALIST SYMPATHIZING TOTALITARIAN WOULD EAT CROUTONS?????  JUST LISTEN TO IT!!!! "CRROOUUTONNNNSS."  YOU KNOW WHERE THAT WORD CAME FROM????? FRANCE, WHICH MEANS HE HATES AMERICA AND HE HATES YOU, AND HE'S THE SAME AS THE NAZIS SOMEHOW!!!!!!  AND THE FACT THAT HE WOULD ASK FOR SUCH HOITY-TOITY ELITIST NONSENSE MEANS THAT HE'S OBVIOUSLY OUT OF TOUCH WITH REAL MURIKA!!!!! IMPEACHHHHHH!!!!!

/look_at_this_b*tch_eating_crackers.jpg
 
2013-02-26 08:27:22 PM

Lionel Mandrake: Mithiwithi: In some seriousness, I remember that there was occasionally a thing to make "Stepford Wife" references in relation to Laura Bush. I always found it puerile, but I never spoke up about it. Maybe I should have.

I don't recall libs mocking Laura Bush in any other way, though - certainly not the kind of heat Michelle Obama has drawn. Lots of pointing and laughing at the daughters when they got in trouble, though.


There was no threat. All people had to do was look at Laura's husband and daughter (not the hot one, the blonde that practically lived on the floor of a dozen 6th Street bars), and they knew that Laura really wasn't that hung up on forcing people to read.
 
2013-02-26 08:30:46 PM
It was a publicity stunt from the Academy that worked 3 ways. Argo and Zero Dark Thirty were both salutes to the CIA, and if Lincoln had won, it would have been the family of the current president saluting a past one.

Of course, Michelle could have awarded Best Picture to Django. She loved that movie for its "kill whiteyness."
 
2013-02-26 08:31:56 PM

skullkrusher: "Laura Bush would never at any time have introduced any award"


Serious question: how would they know what she would have done, if presented with the opportunity? Do they know for a fact she was never asked to do so?
 
2013-02-26 08:37:17 PM

serpent_sky: Do they know for a fact she was never asked to do so?


Or, rather, do they know for a fact she was asked to do so and turned them down?
 
2013-02-26 08:38:58 PM

cman: Hickory-smoked: cman: jake3988: cman: Thats what the First Lady does traditionally. First Lady is always going for good PR. Why anyone should give a shiat I dont know

It's either because she's black or because she happens to be married to the black president.

/There's seriously no other way to explain it.
//I hated GWB with an everlasting passion but if Laura Bush showed up to present best picture (or hell, GWB himself)... wtf would I care?

By saying that they are just being "racist" you are dismissing them without actually understanding them.

That depends... is there anything to understand? You said yourself that it's a mystery. Whether the motivations are strictly racial or merely a more generalized xenophobia, the point remains that it's
A) fabricated,
B) delusional, and
C) disturbingly common in mainstream Conservative media and organizations.

a) Lying about your enemy is the oldest tactic in the book
b) When you are at war with an enemy you tend to take shiat and run with it. If it is delusional, who cares? As long as you get enough people convinced to be against your enemy you have done well. Plus, there are those who are batshiat insane. Alex Jones is not a racist man but he believes in birtherism. He got this notion from racists and he ran with it because of his paranoia. He believes the NWO installed Obama into the office of the presidency so the NWO could show their strength to the public that they are in charge because they put a non-American in the office. How do I know that is what he believes; that he is not a racist? He is one of the only few mainstream conspiracy theorists out there who are not "OMG ISRAEL CONTROLS THE WORLD!" Many conspiracy theorists believe that Alex Jones is a tool by the Jewish bankers who control the world. Seriously.
c) Conservative media organizations are more interested in making money than they are at pushing an agenda. The idea of business is to make money, and appealing to a specific demographic tends to get higher r ...


a) about where he was born or what religion he practices, or that he wants to destroy America?  These seem pretty new.
b) he said it was delusional and you're not disagreeing.  The AJ cock-sucking is interesting, though.
c) his statement had nothing to do with motives.  So again, you don't disagree.  And more AJ cock-sucking.

You are a passionate defender of what you wish other people had said.
 
2013-02-26 08:50:35 PM

serpent_sky: skullkrusher: "Laura Bush would never at any time have introduced any award"

Serious question: how would they know what she would have done, if presented with the opportunity? Do they know for a fact she was never asked to do so?


how would I know?
 
2013-02-26 08:53:08 PM

Lionel Mandrake: cman: Hickory-smoked: cman: jake3988: cman: Thats what the First Lady does traditionally. First Lady is always going for good PR. Why anyone should give a shiat I dont know

It's either because she's black or because she happens to be married to the black president.

/There's seriously no other way to explain it.
//I hated GWB with an everlasting passion but if Laura Bush showed up to present best picture (or hell, GWB himself)... wtf would I care?

By saying that they are just being "racist" you are dismissing them without actually understanding them.

That depends... is there anything to understand? You said yourself that it's a mystery. Whether the motivations are strictly racial or merely a more generalized xenophobia, the point remains that it's
A) fabricated,
B) delusional, and
C) disturbingly common in mainstream Conservative media and organizations.

a) Lying about your enemy is the oldest tactic in the book
b) When you are at war with an enemy you tend to take shiat and run with it. If it is delusional, who cares? As long as you get enough people convinced to be against your enemy you have done well. Plus, there are those who are batshiat insane. Alex Jones is not a racist man but he believes in birtherism. He got this notion from racists and he ran with it because of his paranoia. He believes the NWO installed Obama into the office of the presidency so the NWO could show their strength to the public that they are in charge because they put a non-American in the office. How do I know that is what he believes; that he is not a racist? He is one of the only few mainstream conspiracy theorists out there who are not "OMG ISRAEL CONTROLS THE WORLD!" Many conspiracy theorists believe that Alex Jones is a tool by the Jewish bankers who control the world. Seriously.
c) Conservative media organizations are more interested in making money than they are at pushing an agenda. The idea of business is to make money, and appealing to a specific demographic tends to get hi ...


He is right in what he said. I do not agree with his analysis on why hyper-partisanship is extreme.

Basically, here is my theory (I should write it down and make a book about it):

The reason for hyper-partisanship is two fold. Number 1, Obama was seen as the ultimate Liberal in the 2008 election. He ran on very liberal positions and he got elected with them. His views and positions made him out to be the scorn of the Republican party. Secondly, he GOP learned early on that Obama confuses compromise with capitulation. They knew they could steamroll right over him and they did.

As for racism, yes, it does exist. Most people who engage in anti-Obama racist activities (i.e. Birtherism) do so because they trust other people and have no independent thought. It is scary how many people have fallen for this racist ideology without even considering why people think he was born in Kenya
 
2013-02-26 09:14:31 PM
www.mentalfloss.com
 
2013-02-26 09:17:11 PM

skullkrusher: serpent_sky: skullkrusher: "Laura Bush would never at any time have introduced any award"

Serious question: how would they know what she would have done, if presented with the opportunity? Do they know for a fact she was never asked to do so?

how would I know?



I know.

"Mrs. Laura Bush Presents "Preserve America
History Teacher of the Year" Award to New Jersey Teacher"


October 14, 2005
 
2013-02-26 09:22:26 PM

ReverendJasen: zetar: "The hypocrisy of having a black 1st lady present the award for best picture when the category included the film Django Unchained is staggering even for the fascists in Hollywood. "

Whaaa?  I don't even understand what that means.  What a tangled mess that freeper's mind must be to come up with that illogic.


Yeah, I've gone over it in my head, and have no idea what the hell it means.

1. Django Unchained portrayed slavery in a negative light.
2. The Academy recognized it as Best Picture.
3. The first black First Lady presented the Oscar for Best Picture.
4. ???
5. Hollywood is full of hypocritical fascists, because of 1 - 3.
 
2013-02-26 09:36:41 PM

Sgt Otter: ReverendJasen: zetar: "The hypocrisy of having a black 1st lady present the award for best picture when the category included the film Django Unchained is staggering even for the fascists in Hollywood. "

Whaaa?  I don't even understand what that means.  What a tangled mess that freeper's mind must be to come up with that illogic.

Yeah, I've gone over it in my head, and have no idea what the hell it means.

1. Django Unchained portrayed slavery in a negative light.
2. The Academy recognized it as Best Picture.
3. The first black First Lady presented the Oscar for Best Picture.
4. ???
5. Hollywood is full of hypocritical fascists, because of 1 - 3.


You have to remember, the "Real American" approved version of Django Unchained ends with Django and his wife being whipped, the overseer saying "Bet you're not gonna do that again, are ya boy?", cut to black and a white title card, "And they never did," followed by a rousing cast and crew rendition of "Zipadee-doo-dah" under the credits.
 
2013-02-26 09:43:03 PM

I should be in the kitchen: I was wondering when the right wing outrage would begin. Especially since she was presenting the award for Argo. Wasn't there some right wing outrage over that movie too? I just can't keep track of everything anymore.


In this thread I attempted to show the very worst that was portrayed against Laura Bush. And it was the truth. Then I attempted to show how much Laura was hurt by her accident. Nothing against Laura Bush comes close to the false degradation and filth spewed against Michelle Obama daily by the Republican Party. A simple Google Image Search (GIS) shows the level GOP depravity. It's the same on Fark. Some guy, pretending to be a dentist, on this site repeatedly portrayed Michelle Obama as a monkey.

It would be fitting if Laura Bush would step in and denounce the GOP bigots because they are both first ladies, but expect Laura won't. She is on board with Jeb in 2016. See her announcements today regarding marriage. Party first.
 
2013-02-26 10:37:20 PM
George Bush and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barber shop.
As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.

As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama in his chair reached for the aftershave. Obama was quick to stop him saying, 'No thanks, my wife Michelle will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse.'

The second barber turned to Bush and said, 'How about you sir ?' Bush replied, 'Go ahead; my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.'
 
2013-02-26 10:39:49 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: O'Reilly's just pissed that nobody produced his screenplay where Osama Bin Laden was actually taken down by a crack team of right wing talk show hosts and rewarded with a Palin/Bachmann hot oil tickle fight.


Chicken Hawk Thirty

/double feature with The Derp Locker
 
2013-02-26 10:51:15 PM
stoli n coke:
You have to remember, the "Real American" approved version of Django Unchained ends with Django and his wife being whipped, the overseer saying "Bet you're not gonna do that again, are ya boy?", cut to black and a white title card, "And they never did," followed by a rousing cast and crew rendition of "Zipadee-doo-dah" under the credits.
 
That's not remotely fair.

Real American Django Unchained simply ends with the DiCaprio character getting shot in the head, and Foxx turns to the camera and says "Well, that's that. Surely the playing field is now even and my people will have nothing to complain about from now on." Credits roll.
 
2013-02-26 11:38:52 PM
Once again the Obamas fail to meet the high, high standards of the Bush administration. When has Obama even considered being nice enough to give another world leader a backrub, without even being asked, or provided free advertising for America's pretzel industry?
 
2013-02-26 11:46:21 PM

ManateeGag: does anyone on that network do any fark research before they speak?


Not likely. That's the big difference between someone like Bill O Reilly and someone like Rachel Maddow. Maddow's show is exhaustively researched, and every segment is structured with recent and historical examples. Even the Daily Show, which is a comedic show first and foremost, is painstakingly assembled to build to a specific point while providing the appropriate context and offering detailed examples using the words and written statements of whoever is being criticized.

O' Reilly, Rush, Beck...they all start with a talking point or two and then just "go with it."
 
2013-02-27 12:27:00 AM

stoli n coke: Of course, Michelle could have awarded Best Picture to Django


Reading "Argo" on the card and announcing "Django Unchained" would have been the best First Lady troll ever.
 
2013-02-27 01:20:36 AM

Brick-House: George Bush and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barber shop.
As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.

As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama in his chair reached for the aftershave. Obama was quick to stop him saying, 'No thanks, my wife Michelle will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse.'

The second barber turned to Bush and said, 'How about you sir ?' Bush replied, 'Go ahead; my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.'



Of course Laura wouldn't. She didn't go out much, what with the guilt of killing a guy and all. .
But hey, at least one person in that couple got to back and tag someone during the Nam years, amirite, folks?
 
2013-02-27 01:56:14 AM

Brick-House: George Bush and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barber shop.
As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.

As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama in his chair reached for the aftershave. Obama was quick to stop him saying, 'No thanks, my wife Michelle will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse.'

The second barber turned to Bush and said, 'How about you sir ?' Bush replied, 'Go ahead; my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.'


I been to a whorehouse. They don't smell at all like aftershave.
 
2013-02-27 02:08:45 AM

namatad: rumpelstiltskin: By all accounts, Laura Bush was a fine First Lady. Too bad she came with George.

well and that she was a pot head and killed that guy with her car when she was in high school
sure, he ran the stop sign/red light ... but still


No, she was the one who ran a stop sign, he did not.

It was also rumored (completely unsubstantiated) that she'd been drinking.

No charges were laid against her, though
 
2013-02-27 03:16:12 AM
 
2013-02-27 08:18:22 AM

Neeek: Brick-House: George Bush and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barber shop.
As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.

As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama in his chair reached for the aftershave. Obama was quick to stop him saying, 'No thanks, my wife Michelle will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse.'

The second barber turned to Bush and said, 'How about you sir ?' Bush replied, 'Go ahead; my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.'

I been to a whorehouse. They don't smell at all like aftershave.


Buyer or seller?
 
2013-02-27 09:03:42 AM

Brick-House: George Bush and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barber shop.
As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.

As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama in his chair reached for the aftershave. Obama was quick to stop him saying, 'No thanks, my wife Michelle will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse.'

The second barber turned to Bush and said, 'How about you sir ?' Bush replied, 'Go ahead; my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.'


Republican Humor!
 
2013-02-27 10:10:42 AM

Neeek: Brick-House: George Bush and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barber shop.
As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.

As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama in his chair reached for the aftershave. Obama was quick to stop him saying, 'No thanks, my wife Michelle will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse.'

The second barber turned to Bush and said, 'How about you sir ?' Bush replied, 'Go ahead; my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.'

I been to a whorehouse. They don't smell at all like aftershave.


maybe not the ones you go to, breeder.
 
2013-02-27 10:31:50 AM

Sgt Otter: ReverendJasen: zetar: "The hypocrisy of having a black 1st lady present the award for best picture when the category included the film Django Unchained is staggering even for the fascists in Hollywood. "

Whaaa?  I don't even understand what that means.  What a tangled mess that freeper's mind must be to come up with that illogic.

Yeah, I've gone over it in my head, and have no idea what the hell it means.

1. Django Unchained portrayed slavery in a negative light.
2. The Academy recognized it as Best Picture.
3. The first black First Lady presented the Oscar for Best Picture.
4. ???
5. Hollywood is full of hypocritical fascists, because of 1 - 3.


Sadly I can translate more or less.

1. FreeRepublic believes Django Unchained was made by Liberal Hollywood entirely to make black people furious about how oppressed they are and how they have to Kill Whitey

2. Michelle Obama, the wife of the man FreeRepublic thinks was elected based on his race by Liberals and black people, is proof that black people aren't oppressed, in fact White People are because they cannot play the race card like Michelle Obama does. Also she was educated by Affirmative Action and is actually quite dumb, which means more oppression against white people.

3. It was hypocritical of the Academy to use a powerful black person who has benefited from rampant reverse racism as the presenter for a category that included a film made to convince black people they have no power and need to kill white people.
 
2013-02-27 11:43:35 AM

Brick-House: George Bush and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barber shop.
As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.

As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama in his chair reached for the aftershave. Obama was quick to stop him saying, 'No thanks, my wife Michelle will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse.'

The second barber turned to Bush and said, 'How about you sir ?' Bush replied, 'Go ahead; my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.'


It's funny because Michelle Obama is a whore.
 
2013-02-27 12:25:47 PM

mahuika: Sgt Otter: ReverendJasen: zetar: "The hypocrisy of having a black 1st lady present the award for best picture when the category included the film Django Unchained is staggering even for the fascists in Hollywood. "

Whaaa?  I don't even understand what that means.  What a tangled mess that freeper's mind must be to come up with that illogic.

Yeah, I've gone over it in my head, and have no idea what the hell it means.

1. Django Unchained portrayed slavery in a negative light.
2. The Academy recognized it as Best Picture.
3. The first black First Lady presented the Oscar for Best Picture.
4. ???
5. Hollywood is full of hypocritical fascists, because of 1 - 3.

Sadly I can translate more or less.

1. FreeRepublic believes Django Unchained was made by Liberal Hollywood entirely to make black people furious about how oppressed they are and how they have to Kill Whitey

2. Michelle Obama, the wife of the man FreeRepublic thinks was elected based on his race by Liberals and black people, is proof that black people aren't oppressed, in fact White People are because they cannot play the race card like Michelle Obama does. Also she was educated by Affirmative Action and is actually quite dumb, which means more oppression against white people.

3. It was hypocritical of the Academy to use a powerful black person who has benefited from rampant reverse racism as the presenter for a category that included a film made to convince black people they have no power and need to kill white people.


That was an undeservedly astute observation of FreeRepublic's "thought" process.

Do you teach kindergarteners?  I bet you're a patient individual.
 
2013-02-27 12:43:27 PM

ITGreen: mahuika: Sgt Otter: ReverendJasen: zetar: "The hypocrisy of having a black 1st lady present the award for best picture when the category included the film Django Unchained is staggering even for the fascists in Hollywood. "

Whaaa?  I don't even understand what that means.  What a tangled mess that freeper's mind must be to come up with that illogic.

Yeah, I've gone over it in my head, and have no idea what the hell it means.

1. Django Unchained portrayed slavery in a negative light.
2. The Academy recognized it as Best Picture.
3. The first black First Lady presented the Oscar for Best Picture.
4. ???
5. Hollywood is full of hypocritical fascists, because of 1 - 3.

Sadly I can translate more or less.

1. FreeRepublic believes Django Unchained was made by Liberal Hollywood entirely to make black people furious about how oppressed they are and how they have to Kill Whitey

2. Michelle Obama, the wife of the man FreeRepublic thinks was elected based on his race by Liberals and black people, is proof that black people aren't oppressed, in fact White People are because they cannot play the race card like Michelle Obama does. Also she was educated by Affirmative Action and is actually quite dumb, which means more oppression against white people.

3. It was hypocritical of the Academy to use a powerful black person who has benefited from rampant reverse racism as the presenter for a category that included a film made to convince black people they have no power and need to kill white people.

That was an undeservedly astute observation of FreeRepublic's "thought" process.

Do you teach kindergarteners?  I bet you're a patient individual.


Haha, no, but I do run this website. I speak fluent Real American English.
 
2013-02-27 02:05:47 PM
mahuika:

Sadly I can translate more or less.

1. FreeRepublic believes Django Unchained was made by Liberal Hollywood entirely to make black people furious about how oppressed they are and how they have to Kill Whitey

2. Michelle Obama, the wife of the man FreeRepublic thinks was elected based on his race by Liberals and black people, is proof that black people aren't oppressed, in fact White People are because they cannot play the race card like Michelle Obama does. Also she was educated by Affirmative Action and is actually quite dumb, which means more oppression against white people.

3. It was hypocritical of the Academy to use a powerful black person who has benefited from rampant reverse racism as the presenter for a category that included a film made to convince black people they have no power and need to kill white people.


That is honestly amazing.  It even makes retarded-sense.  Silly me, I thought Quentin Tarantino made high-quality b-movies mostly to appeal to white hipster film geeks.
 
2013-02-27 07:29:01 PM

devilEther: Brick-House: George Bush and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barber shop.
As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.

As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama in his chair reached for the aftershave. Obama was quick to stop him saying, 'No thanks, my wife Michelle will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse.'

The second barber turned to Bush and said, 'How about you sir ?' Bush replied, 'Go ahead; my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.'

It's funny because Michelle Obama is a whore.


Maybe it's funny because Bush is an idiot and thinks that a whorehouse smells like aftershave.
 
2013-02-28 09:15:29 AM

eddiesocket: Maybe it's funny because Bush is an idiot and thinks that a whorehouse smells like aftershave.


I should have worded my post thusly: "It's funny because it implies that the First Lady is a whore."
 
2013-02-28 04:50:59 PM

devilEther: eddiesocket: Maybe it's funny because Bush is an idiot and thinks that a whorehouse smells like aftershave.

I should have worded my post thusly: "It's funny because it implies that the First Lady is a whore."


I know what you meant. I was just pointing out that the joke, in addition to being nasty, is also constructed poorly.
 
Displayed 37 of 187 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report